Shouldn't this be in the Amusing Responses to Amusing Government Responses to stupid Citizen Petitions thread?
Hey, get this guys. Something a little different for you - a change of pace if you like.
If anybody heard about that crazy US Government petition to build a Death Star, which the US Government apparently responded to with utterly hilarious results (it's been linked elsewhere on the forum), well, guess who's responded to that?!?
Only the bloody Empire!!!!!1!1!!!1!