I'm going on the theory that the reason everyone is so bland and uninteresting, is that the first few episodes are all a simulated dream designed to rehabilitate Coulson (or his clone/robot) into active service.|
Hence why he's the hero/father figure/loyal companion to bunch of beautiful if idiotic, stereotypical computer simulated kids. Not to mention dodge flying doors and deal with constantly shifting gravity with ease.
The only real person is Agent May, who is keeping an eye on everything whilst maintaining a professional distance from the simulated characters.
#9905051, By Ged42 S.H.I.E.L.D TV Series Is A Go
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