#8955025, By dutchspeededup London Paralympics 2012

  • dutchspeededup 23 Aug 2012 16:19:15 4,376 posts
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    I'd say a person with no arms and no legs. Just because of this joke:

    A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.
    The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?"
    The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug. The second says to him, "Have you ever been kissed?"
    He shakes his head. She kisses him.
    Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been fucked?"
    "No," says the man, his eyes lighting up.
    "Well, you are now, The tide's coming in."
    But then, would that really be murder? There's no duty of easy rescue.

    This is an important question, and one that this thread deserves.
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