I'm guessing he's at A Level age.
Vizzini exist purely to "convert" people to Sony.
He is the human personification of the word fail.
There's three questions he always dodges:
1) what he does for a living? (Previously claimed he was a programmer but then retracted)
2) if PS3 is "gods own console" (his words) why can't it run COD, GTA or MGS4 in an actual HD resolution?
3) for someone who is so into tech and gaming, why wouldn't he also own a 360?
I pray PS4 doesn't use Cell so we can quote all this drivel back to him.