It's kinda like one of those non-joke-jokes that were all the rage a few years back.|
A man walks into a newsagents to buy some crisps. "Packet of salt and vinegar please mate." The guy behind the counter shrugs his shoulders, "We only have cheese and onion." "It's alright," says the other guy, "I'm on my bike."
The joke that made me laugh the loudest was probably the one about the wide-mouthed frog. I really can't be arsed typing it all out here, but it made me nearly pee my pants at the pub one night.
Or the 12 pints of lager made me nearly pee, one or the other.
#551605, By Freylis Best "Bad Joke" you know
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