Please be sarcasm...
Ugh this new dash really is horrible. First off is the big fuckoff ad smack bang in the middle which actually scrolls along to reveal more ads. Okay so that offends me to the point of feeling violated, but that's not the end of it because oh my god there are smaller ads with the actual word 'advertisement' underneath! It's so tacky. The kind of thing you'd expect on two-tier system with that being the free option.
The old dash might have looked a bit Fisher-Price but it was better than this abomination.