It's not pathetic, it's accurate. It does look like a cheap toy you would buy for a child or someone with learning difficulties.|
It is simple, chunky and bright. It's not an insult, it's a statement of what market it is aimed at. See the difference between it and products obviously aimed at adults.
I came in like a wrecking ball. Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung. Left me crashing in a blazing fall. All you ever did was wreck me. Yeah, you, you wreck me.