Stoke just don't play his football but he looks like he does
Your point is annoyingly valid. Stop it.
A goal scoring gangly mutant tho
Still, I have a semi-rational dislike of him. He seems to get extra points for being tall and quite good at football at the same time, but he doesn't lose points for being tall yet comparatively shit in the air. Teams including England have a hard time not lumping long balls towards his lofty head; he makes teams (except Stoke) play worse just by being on the pitch.