Unfortunately I'm not joking. I wish I was.
Also, judging by what was said earlier on in the season, Pardew chooses to focus mainly on defence, and not getting beaten. He leaves the attacking side of things to John Carver. Supposedly anyway.
Edited by teamHAM at 18:57:07 17-03-2013
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