#9423049, By El_MUERkO The all-new Premier League thread

  • El_MUERkO 7 Mar 2013 13:23:32 16,831 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    Alright then.
    Sold. Please see T&C below.

    3.1 This offer is binding and represents a contract between Leolian'sBro (hereafter 'the Better') and kalel (hereafter 'the Betty')

    3.2 This offer shall be considered confirmed on the following conditions:

    3.2.1 Should Queens Park Rangers Football Club (hereafter 'QPR') find themselves in a confirmed position of playing Championship Football for the 2013-14 season.

    3.2.2 The final day of the 2012-13 season, should QPR find themselves in the bottom three Association Football clubs of the Premiership League in England and Wales

    3.2.3 Should Betty on or at any point prior to 3.2.1 or 3.2.2 concede the point.

    3.3 Funds payable in the event of the position of the Better being confirmed as per the articles above shall take the form of Great British Pounds Sterling. The amount due shall be calculated as a loan with start date 07/03/2013 and interest shall be calculated with reference to the BoE base rate and a reaonsable level of additional margin, as decided by the Better.

    3.4 Funds payable in the event of the position of the Betty being confirmed as per the articles above shall take the form of a promissary note with a 99.75% coupon redeemable 2085, expiry therein 2070.

    3.5 The Betty is required to provide evidence of financial solvecy, 5 forms of identification commonly accepted, 5 notary confirmations and supporting financial evidence, proof of home ownership and offset of security against home owners such that debt is hereby subordinated to the balance owed the Better, bank confirmations of an least one hundred thousand pounds sterling (GBP100,000) readily available and placed in trust against the Better, confirmations from registered medical practicioners as to physical and mental health, and a smear test.

    3.6 Failure to provide as above shall be considered a default under the terms of the agreement and the Better shall have rights of access to the funds herein ringfenced for the purposes of security.

    3.7 This agreement absolutely rapes your statutory rights.
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