I reckon 'arry is the mastermind behind this dastardly move, he's such a rotter.
The Newcastle transfer geniuses have gathered and discussed long and hard about who to chase after Demba Ba left and we missed out on Loic Remy. Our next top target apparently is:
The Championship's equivalent to Emile Heskey with 8 goals in 52 games for Bolton. Hardly a deadly marksman now is he.
Unfortunately for us the only thing more toxic than an unambitious manager is an unambitious owner and that's what we have.