Hah, made me chuckle:|
I'd love to hear the conversation that convinced Remy to join a club he's probably never heard of. 'Arry: "You're a top, top, triffic lad Loke, Loike, Lark... ummm.. Renny and we've got a great vision at this club - to come 17th. Your role? Well basically you'll need to run araand a bit and smack it into the back of the net, if you know what I mean. Hello? Renny? What do you mean you're hanging up on me? Did I mention the £80k a week? Nice one son, contract's waiting for you here."
My own slice of the internet is here: http://www.maulsquad.com - it isn't very good.