#9017136, By Flightrisker Champions League

  • Flightrisker 19 Sep 2012 15:11:23 18,096 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    You leave flightrisker alone! He is a hero to woman folk the world over! Sure he's dull as a bucket of cold piss, and has the personality of a small, cold, beige turd that just won't flush away, but he has to be if he's to fight this forums frankly appalling sexism. The man is a hero. And if any woman were reading they'd want to have sex with him right now. But he'd be like "No fair maiden! I doth not need the warmth of your vagina to bring joy into my heart! For the mere defence of your fair name shall warm me far more than your fanny juices ever could" And then he'll drive off into the sunset in his electric car, the smell of his own farts bringing about an erection far firmer than any woman ever could.
    Yes, you got me, I do it all for da chicks....
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