#5852142, By rawburger Vermin - No not a thread about David Cameron

  • rawburger 21 Feb 2010 23:25:29 245 posts
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    I had this same problem with rats on the bird table, set traps, put down poison, did fuck all, one of the traps even vanished, I think the rats were taking the piss.

    After a few days of this I got a break, one of the rats ran the wrong way and was cornered under a couple of rocks, I had a long reach garden fork, lifted up the rock and skewered the git along the spine then got another fork and impaled it in the head.

    The next day was lucky again, another rat was on the bird table, I ran out with the fork, it made a run for it so I lunged with the fork and impaled it on its hindquarters, this one didn't go down without a fight, trying to chew through the metal of the fork until it to got some brain surgery. Rat problem solved.

    Man, the hunter.

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