What the fuck is this, other than a home of the demented?|
Stranger: I can feel your fingertips touching the other sides of the keys
You: Those aren't my fingertips, sugar
Stranger: I dont know if i would go so far as love, but there is a certain animal lust present that cannot be controlled
Stranger: your hairy back turns me on
You: I like animals more than I should. That isn't my hair, it's a cat I skinned.
Stranger: that is awesome
You: I sometimes like to lick myself too.
Stranger: can i love you like a praying mantis then bite off your head?
You: That would hurt.
Stranger: only for a second, but the ectasy would be fantastic
Stranger: mind blowing, you could say
Stranger: I loved a cat once you know
You: Did you?
Stranger: sure did
You: Did it scream?
Stranger: only right before it died of pure bliss
You: And that's why inserting things into animals is bad and wrong.
Stranger: I cant really talk much more about it due to pending legal matters
Stranger: I have no comment on that
Stranger: even if it is fun
You: The family of the cat is suing?
Stranger: Like i said, I cant talk about it
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