#5293039, By kupocake Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

  • kupocake 27 Sep 2009 23:26:25 125 posts
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    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is absolute crap and I'm completely tempted to emulate the formula and see if I can make some cynical money off of it. That formula again:

    1. Take a public domain novel that sells shitloads in its original form.
    2. Comb through the book dropping token references to 'zombies', 'the undead', 'blood curdling screams', 'katanas', 'ninjas' and 'dojos' into every fifth sentence.
    3. Write totally radical innuendo gags about balls.
    4. ?????
    5. PROFIT!
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