#9237853, By joeymoto108 The Worst Christmas Present Thread

  • joeymoto108 19 Dec 2012 16:38:25 628 posts
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    Secret Santa at our flat was great this year, one of my flatmates ended up with an blow up sex doll. Everytime I walk into my flatmates room he's got the creepy fucking doll stood up using empty beer crate boxes- she's just staring into the depths of your soul with her lustful mouth wide open.

    We call her Philippa. Philippa Hole.

    'Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?'

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