OK i havent read past the first 5 posts but I have the best move ever.|
Seriously, after 5-15 mins joking about, take your hand and gently rub it down her face. It will drive her either a) fucking mad (in this case best be prepared to run!) b) dripping at the gash!
Either way it is fucking funny.
Oh and for bonus points, lick your hand before petting!
#3037469, By DamoVotf Dating - advice and anecdotes
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