Stop the game, I want to get off.
We can be happy underground.
The world's best staff meeting.
The most fun you can have with your power off.
In space, no one can hear you scheme.
Lies, damned lies and... no, that's it.
Gaming's favourite chancer gets carded.
When two towers just aren't enough.
I'm making a note here: MODERATE SUCCESS.
Stuff it back down the rabbit hole.