To celebrate the PC release of Ninja Theory's breezy adventure, our original review plus the verdict on its DLC expansion.
Candy Crush for hipsters.
Follow the Moskva down to Gorky Park.
Dog eat dog eat monkey eat pig eat crocodile etc.
Guns! Sports! Kung Fu! TV Superstars.
Sports! Boarding! Keep fit! Dancing! More boarding!
Is there life beyond FarmVille?
Shallow. Stupid. Short. 7/10.