Wolfenstein Comments by Ellie Gibson

First bitches

Cooking and Flowers: more hardcore than Rainbows and puppies.

Good old-fashioned gaming sexism. Do you encounter this a lot? Would've thought people knew better than that by now. Wrong.

Half-life already did the ghostbusters gun.

Lead with a knob joke, excellent. Ellie ftw (ladies, that means for the win, which is a positive remark)

Going to be a 6/10

loved reading that.

"Have you ever played an Xbox first-person shooter before?" says the man supervising the Wolfenstein hands-on demo. "You know, like Halo?"

What a twat, should have decked him Ellie!

I say this now but lets be honest you can't blame him really, I to would have been surprised until I met my Mrs, until then most women I knew liked anything Mario or Sonic...er...that's about it. Even now most (I say most not all) of the women I know think those shooty things were toys for silly little boys (I guess they're right!). It was a shock to see a woman that liked a bit of violence with Mrs bad09 liking games such as Halo 3, L4D (woman has taste), SF2. She loves racers to!

/ hugs Mrs

Er...anyway good old Wolfie, can't say the Xbox one really moved me, found it quite boring TBH never finished it, or played online, but I'll keep an eye on this out of gratitude for 3D all those years ago :)

saw vids of it, looked very meh

Video looks just like RTCW.

Looks like a solid Raven FPS, buying it on PC.

More germans to kill. That shit never gets old.

poor poor poor, there has been a video game tie- in for allo allo.

http://www.bhlegend.com/index.php?game=1...

google too hard for some people is it?

Hitler reprised.

Giga meh from orbit.

Looks and sounds quite crap, to me.

"In fact, I'm even starting to think I've played this Xbox first-person shooter before."

Haha, harsh :D

What a bunch of cliche PR bollocks that chap was spouting.
Makes me a little nervous about the title now.
:-/

Oh oh Ohhh-oh!
Oh oh Ohh!
Oh oh Ohhh-oh!
The Reich Stuff!

(Can't get that out of my head!)

RWB, it looks nothing like Fifa 98: Road to the world cup!

...Oh, right...

Did i just saw a German in a Helghast uniform?

I'm not gonna lie: I'm still laughing at 'Reich stuff' and 'penis'.

When did bullet-time become innovative again?

Mrs LEC is also called Ellie. She's never played an Xbox FPS though.

(whisper)
She'd completely suck at them y'see.
(/whisper)

@Tyronne
poor poor poor, there has been a video game tie- in for allo allo.

Bet they ruin it by actually letting you get the picture of the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies.

@LowEnergyCycle

As you've probably found out already, there's no whisper quiet enough. :P

@sneetch

Someone does get it in the end ;)

Did i just saw a German in a Helghast uniform?

No, you just saw a German in a Helghast uniform inspired by Wolf Brigade uniforms, which are inspired by German WWII uniforms. All very inspiring ;-)

So what you actually saw was a German in a German uniform. Shocking, I know.

Bitches should remain bare foot and pregnant. Games is for mesters.

Just give us a team-based multiplayer mode like the last Xbox Wolfenstein, and I'll be a very very happy man. So good I never played the single player game at all.

Had a lot of fun playing RTCW, first on PC then on Xbox.

There were some great set-pieces, like the leather clad she-nazi squad in the cathedral and the research lab with the big clunky experimental supersoldiers with lightning for legs.

They managed to keep the fun factor up, have memorable level design and have some interesting twists which elevated RTCW above an average FPS.

Looking forward to this.

I actually really enjoyed RTCW on Xbox. It nailed atmosphere (for me), and I really did have fun going into secret Norwegian labs, to find it all gone tits up and zombies abounded, or exploring dark and quiet German villages....

Looking forwards to this.

Brown & Grey are the new Red & Blue.

Great article!

Rubbish game!

RTCW was a great game the multiplayer one of my favs at the time, looking forward to this.

good article :D

When I first read that paragraph I thought "Who the fuck has a SEGA branded penis?" then spotted the comma and realised what she was getting at. Of course they do have Hello Kitty branded vibrators in Japan so I wouldn't rule anything out. Also Ellie might find it useful to pull out at events like this when people are treating her differently just because she doesn't have a penis on anything with a game related logo on it.

I was kind of perplexed by the intro until I got to the comments section. Went back and saw Ellie's name on the top. Then I understood :P

Awesome article.

The game is undoubtedly nothing special, but hey, Wolfenstein, shooting nazi zombies, and weird hokey supernatural nonsense never gets old, so it's a winner for me.

great article!