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Wolfenstein Comments by Ellie Gibson

30 March, 2009

The Reich stuff.

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Sonicraig
30/03/09 @ 17:01
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First bitches
Wobble
30/03/09 @ 17:09
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Cooking and Flowers: more hardcore than Rainbows and puppies.
ThemisB
30/03/09 @ 17:11
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Good old-fashioned gaming sexism. Do you encounter this a lot? Would've thought people knew better than that by now. Wrong.
hahayou
30/03/09 @ 17:14
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Half-life already did the ghostbusters gun.
jaluuk
30/03/09 @ 17:19
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Lead with a knob joke, excellent. Ellie ftw (ladies, that means for the win, which is a positive remark)
Hantheman
30/03/09 @ 17:21
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Going to be a 6/10
doragor
30/03/09 @ 17:21
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loved reading that.
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30/03/09 @ 17:45
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"Have you ever played an Xbox first-person shooter before?" says the man supervising the Wolfenstein hands-on demo. "You know, like Halo?"

What a twat, should have decked him Ellie!

I say this now but lets be honest you can't blame him really, I to would have been surprised until I met my Mrs, until then most women I knew liked anything Mario or Sonic...er...that's about it. Even now most (I say most not all) of the women I know think those shooty things were toys for silly little boys (I guess they're right!). It was a shock to see a woman that liked a bit of violence with Mrs bad09 liking games such as Halo 3, L4D (woman has taste), SF2. She loves racers to!

/ hugs Mrs

Er...anyway good old Wolfie, can't say the Xbox one really moved me, found it quite boring TBH never finished it, or played online, but I'll keep an eye on this out of gratitude for 3D all those years ago :)
notmyrealname
30/03/09 @ 17:54
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saw vids of it, looked very meh
FWB
30/03/09 @ 17:55
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Video looks just like RTCW.
Ryuken
30/03/09 @ 18:07
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Looks like a solid Raven FPS, buying it on PC.
flyingsupernerds
30/03/09 @ 18:26
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More germans to kill. That shit never gets old.
Tyronne
30/03/09 @ 18:53
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poor poor poor, there has been a video game tie- in for allo allo.

http://www.bhlegend.com/index.php?game=1...

google too hard for some people is it?
Azazel
30/03/09 @ 19:01
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Hitler reprised.
N@
30/03/09 @ 19:18
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Giga meh from orbit.
Martin85
30/03/09 @ 19:39
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Looks and sounds quite crap, to me.
mkreku
30/03/09 @ 19:39
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"In fact, I'm even starting to think I've played this Xbox first-person shooter before."

Haha, harsh :D
Salaman
30/03/09 @ 20:09
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What a bunch of cliche PR bollocks that chap was spouting.
Makes me a little nervous about the title now.
:-/
CHAZBIGPOTATO
30/03/09 @ 21:10
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Oh oh Ohhh-oh!
Oh oh Ohh!
Oh oh Ohhh-oh!
The Reich Stuff!

(Can't get that out of my head!)

RWB, it looks nothing like Fifa 98: Road to the world cup!

...Oh, right...
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BlueDragon
30/03/09 @ 21:18
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Did i just saw a German in a Helghast uniform?
Cheeky
30/03/09 @ 21:41
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I'm not gonna lie: I'm still laughing at 'Reich stuff' and 'penis'.
djed
30/03/09 @ 21:51
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When did bullet-time become innovative again?
LowEnergyCycle
30/03/09 @ 21:56
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Mrs LEC is also called Ellie. She's never played an Xbox FPS though.

(whisper)
She'd completely suck at them y'see.
(/whisper)
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sneetch
30/03/09 @ 22:18
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@Tyronne
poor poor poor, there has been a video game tie- in for allo allo.

Bet they ruin it by actually letting you get the picture of the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies.

@LowEnergyCycle

As you've probably found out already, there's no whisper quiet enough. :P
Evolution
30/03/09 @ 22:25
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@sneetch

Someone does get it in the end ;)
Jmog
30/03/09 @ 22:37
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Did i just saw a German in a Helghast uniform?

No, you just saw a German in a Helghast uniform inspired by Wolf Brigade uniforms, which are inspired by German WWII uniforms. All very inspiring ;-)

So what you actually saw was a German in a German uniform. Shocking, I know.
Slabbathepave
31/03/09 @ 00:38
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Bitches should remain bare foot and pregnant. Games is for mesters.
Floppy
31/03/09 @ 08:19
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Just give us a team-based multiplayer mode like the last Xbox Wolfenstein, and I'll be a very very happy man. So good I never played the single player game at all.
Ashen-Shugar
31/03/09 @ 08:29
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Had a lot of fun playing RTCW, first on PC then on Xbox.

There were some great set-pieces, like the leather clad she-nazi squad in the cathedral and the research lab with the big clunky experimental supersoldiers with lightning for legs.

They managed to keep the fun factor up, have memorable level design and have some interesting twists which elevated RTCW above an average FPS.

Looking forward to this.
RedSparrows
31/03/09 @ 09:13
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I actually really enjoyed RTCW on Xbox. It nailed atmosphere (for me), and I really did have fun going into secret Norwegian labs, to find it all gone tits up and zombies abounded, or exploring dark and quiet German villages....

Looking forwards to this.
Obiwanshinobi
31/03/09 @ 09:15
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Brown & Grey are the new Red & Blue.
zombies
31/03/09 @ 09:21
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Great article!

Rubbish game!
stepneg
31/03/09 @ 09:31
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RTCW was a great game the multiplayer one of my favs at the time, looking forward to this.
konniehuqfan
31/03/09 @ 12:06
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good article :D
RexRunti
31/03/09 @ 12:16
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When I first read that paragraph I thought "Who the fuck has a SEGA branded penis?" then spotted the comma and realised what she was getting at. Of course they do have Hello Kitty branded vibrators in Japan so I wouldn't rule anything out. Also Ellie might find it useful to pull out at events like this when people are treating her differently just because she doesn't have a penis on anything with a game related logo on it.
Ghost5786
31/03/09 @ 12:55
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I was kind of perplexed by the intro until I got to the comments section. Went back and saw Ellie's name on the top. Then I understood :P
Domovoi
31/03/09 @ 12:56
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Awesome article.

The game is undoubtedly nothing special, but hey, Wolfenstein, shooting nazi zombies, and weird hokey supernatural nonsense never gets old, so it's a winner for me.
smernicki
01/04/09 @ 12:28
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great article!

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