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Wii Music Review

Review by Ellie Gibson

12 November, 2008

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There has already been plenty of debate about Wii Music. Some say it's another bold move by Nintendo to explore the wider uses of console technology and expand the gaming demographic. Some say it's another sign Nintendo is abandoning its hardcore fanbase in order to pursue a more lucrative agenda. Others say fcuk u in ur stupid ass Nintendo Wii Music sux ballz i want teh realz next gen.

But most of the debate has been about what Wii Music actually is. Is it a videogame? Is it a toy? Is it a creative tool? Is it a learning device? The answer is, it's attempting to be all of those things. The bad news is, it's not very good at being any of them.

Let's start with the basics. Wii Music features more than 60 virtual instruments, ranging from the obvious (drums, guitars, pianos, string instruments etc.) to the more obscure (sitars, banjos, DJ turntables) and the downright silly (dog and cat noises).

Each instrument is played using one of four control systems. The Piano method involves waving the remote and nunchuk up and down as if banging away on a keyboard. To play Guitar-style instruments you hold the nunchuk as if it were the neck, and make a strumming motion with the remote. The nunchuk also represents the neck when using the Violin method, and the remote is used as a bow.

In Trumpet mode, you hold the remote as if it were a wind instrument and press the 1 and 2 buttons to make sounds, raising or lowering the controller to increase or decrease the volume. You can also press buttons while using the other playing styles to produce different effects such as tremelo, glissando and arpeggio, but this isn't obligatory.

In fact, nothing in Wii Music is obligatory - you don't even have to worry about playing the right notes or keeping to the rhythm. Songs will sound better if you bang away in time, but there's no scoring system so no penalties. You even get to award yourself points after each song according to how well you think you did.

'Wii Music' Screenshot 1

It's unlikely Nintendo is trying to attract Gears of War fans with this title.

In this respect, Wii Music is very different to traditional videogames. But while there are no penalties, there is a reward system; new tracks, environments and instruments are unlocked by completing lessons and recording videos.

Game modes include 'Quick Jam', where a song, part and instrument are chosen for you, or a 'Custom Jam'. Here you can choose whether to play the melody, harmony, chord, bass or percussion parts. There are 50 songs to unlock, including classical pieces (Ode to Joy, Four Seasons), nursery rhymes (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, My Grandfather's Clock), "as made famous by" pop hits (Every Breath You Take, Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go) and Nintendo theme tunes (F-Zero, Zelda, Super Mario Bros.).

There is some fun to be had with picking your song and instrument, changing the tempo and trying out different musical styles. I enjoyed beatboxing over a super-fast classical version of Material Girl, for example. For about three minutes. If you're really dedicated you can play through the song again and again, recording each part yourself. But this takes time and frankly, the novelty doesn't last that long.

It's this aspect of Wii Music, the ability to play with different instruments and experiment with combinations, that makes it feel like a toy. But does it have any value as a musical tool? To help answer that question I got some help from a couple of people who know about this sort of thing. First up was Clarissa, who has a degree in music and plays the cello in a band. After a few hours of play, she said, "Wii Music teaches you about rhythm, because you need to play the right rhythm for the tune to come out as you need to hear it.

'Wii Music' Screenshot 2

Girls Aloud in weight gain shocker. Wait, can't be them, they're playing instruments.

"It encourages creativity and improvisation, in that you can just decide to play in the way you want to. It doesn't tell you you're doing it wrong, which is where other musical games, like Guitar Hero and SingStar, are lacking. But you're not ever really making your own tunes up, it's pre-set."

To get a second opinion I enlisted the help of Jake, a professional composer and occasional contributor to Eurogamer. He agreed that there are serious constraints when it comes to exploring your own creativity. "There's freedom of expression, but it's not your expression," he said. "It's an expression of the music algorithm that's been programmed into the thing... It's quite primitive."

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BartonFink
12/11/08 @ 14:27
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First let me say LOL.

Score is unsurprising don't think anybody was expecting this not to be steaming turd.
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Double LOL
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triple LOL
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12/11/08 @ 14:29
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Having "Others say fcuk u in ur stupid ass Nintendo Wii Music sux ballz i want teh realz next gen" in the actual review is fantastic :D

That's not a surprising review, I never thought it'd be much of a game.

Also, LOL quadrilogy
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sweetcheeks
12/11/08 @ 14:29
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lol all you want it will sell.

quad lol
Physically_Insane
12/11/08 @ 14:30
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5. Pretty generous EG.
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12/11/08 @ 14:31
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it wont sell. seriously.

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12/11/08 @ 14:31
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I saw an advert of this on tv last night, god it looked awful, and the actors were doing their best to not look mortified at having to play such a crappy game making really really bad music.
BartonFink
12/11/08 @ 14:32
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Review actually reads more like a 2-3. 5 was being very generous
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12/11/08 @ 14:33
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Well, seeing it's a first party Nintendo game that should make a billion bucks this Christmas I'm rather surprised it sucks this much. Meh. Now for a way to tell people it does, I don't think they'll care, cause they don't know better. and little Timmy of 6 doesn't either.
ryohazuki1983
12/11/08 @ 14:34
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Nintendo are getting sloppy. Hopefully iy won't sell and nintendo wake up. Sales in japan were poor as well I seem to remember. So hopefully the rest of the world follows suit.
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12/11/08 @ 14:34
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5 is the lowest score Eurogamer dish out, though. Really - why is 5 "shit" when it should be "average"?

7 out of 10 is not average.
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Xerx3s
12/11/08 @ 14:37
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"First let me say LOL.
Double LOL
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ULTRA, ULTRA, ULTRA, ULTRA lol.
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12/11/08 @ 14:37
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So far - what I have worked out for the review and the TV advert - is that you can bash or wiggle any way you want...
As long as it's "in time" you "win"...
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12/11/08 @ 14:37
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@ ryo

Well, everybody knows the stupid Mii based games by now already. Might be part of the problem, maybe they remember dumoping Wii Fit and Wii Play in the cupboard 7 months ago and never touching again.
Xerx3s
12/11/08 @ 14:38
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"Review actually reads more like a 2-3. 5 was being very generous "

The game was made by miyamoto wasn't it? + 3 points.
dr_faulk
12/11/08 @ 14:39
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Good. Review.
TheSaint
12/11/08 @ 14:39
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Will probably be No.1 this Christmas anyway.
Rayn
12/11/08 @ 14:40
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Miyamoto has lost his marbles.
rashes
12/11/08 @ 14:40
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What happened with 1up that they gave this an 'A' ? Even the 1up-yours guys were slagging that off....
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12/11/08 @ 14:42
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>"As long as it's "in time" you "win"... "

Erm, no you don't.....as the erview says, you don't "win" anything. It just means.......you've........
What does it mean? O_o
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12/11/08 @ 14:42
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Funniest opening I've ever read in a EG review. Nice one Ellie! :):)

/goes back to read the rest
Zomoniac
12/11/08 @ 14:42
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This game seems to be getting scored up across the board for no reason I can grasp. Just because I guess nobody feels they can give a Miyamoto game a 2. I watched the GameTrailers video review and I have never heard them lay into anything so badly. 5 minutes of incessant, pissed off ranting about how it was the worst game EVER (and it looked it), and still had a 6.8 or something at the end of it. Just weird.
MattyD
12/11/08 @ 14:44
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Hopefully this little experiment will backfire and Nintendo will go back to making proper games. Though I doubt it :(
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12/11/08 @ 14:44
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"fcuk u in ur stupid ass Nintendo Wii Music sux ballz i want teh realz next gen"

I actually do say that.
BartonFink
12/11/08 @ 14:45
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I wonder if this will sell well?
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12/11/08 @ 14:47
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its all thats evil about wii gaming!!

hopeless game with a gimmick to try and flog it to unsuspecting mugs

but its for the family they cry!!

it doesnt make a shit game any better though!!!!!!!!!11
Artemis_Matsas
12/11/08 @ 14:48
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3 page review for such crap? please show some consideration in the future!
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12/11/08 @ 14:49
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I just don't get it.

Maybe it's because I'm a musician, but I don't understand the attraction of music games. You can pick up Fruity Loops for a $49 download if you really want to dabble in making music. Alternatively, don't bother and just play air guitar, flute, violin, etc. while listening to a CD - you can do that for free. It's also arguable that you'd look like less of a twat.
Bartacus
12/11/08 @ 14:50
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La, Lah, La, LOL
BartonFink
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Aye it would have been so much better if they just posted a one or two liner.

'It's shit don't buy it.
Please tell everybody you know it's shit and not to buy it.'


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blizeH
12/11/08 @ 14:51
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After reading the full review, that score seems far too generous IMO.
jim1975
12/11/08 @ 14:51
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looks like dog toffee
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12/11/08 @ 14:51
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The excerpt from Swan Lake, the on-screen text informs us, is "incredibly moving". Not when it's being played by midi castanets and accordion, it isn't. LOL
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12/11/08 @ 14:51
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Plenty of musicians love music games, just not this one.
andromeda
12/11/08 @ 14:53
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haha

WIIILOL
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12/11/08 @ 14:55
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Why assign three review pages to a game most people around here won't care about anyway and to make it worse have it been written by someone who can't really write?!
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andromeda
12/11/08 @ 14:59
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nintendo, just admit that you've failed to innovate and go back and make a decent normal controller again and make zelda and metroids forever.
Then you may be forgiven for the piece of gaming ass called the Wii

chrisjm
12/11/08 @ 15:01
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the advert for this game makes me hate what nintendo have become. i could tell it would be pap, 5 seems a bit generous.

first christmas ever i wont be buying or recieveing any nintendo games. they may be loaded now, but will the fickle current nintendo fans return en mass year on year like the fans they havent considered this year and hate more than cat aids as they currently arent as profitable.

sadly this will sell very well.
JediMasterMalik
12/11/08 @ 15:01
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5 does seem generous.
electrolite
12/11/08 @ 15:02
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Will people stop going on about fucking scores? If you've read the review and it's informed you that you probably won't like this, which is clearly the case if youy think the score should be less, what does it matter which number is put at the end?

Anyway, cracking review IMHO. It was clearly shite anyway, but very good explanation of exactly why it's shite
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12/11/08 @ 15:02
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It's certainly too expensive for what it is. Really should be an impulse price of £19.95...they would have sold a load more..and likely would have made a load more profit from it.

I'd resent paying £40 for this when Mario Kart+Wheel was only £35..and Endless Ocean was only £20. Charge the right price for the right games.
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12/11/08 @ 15:04
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If anything this game shows Miyamoto has lost the plot. Won't be long now before he goes the way of Ken Kuturagi.
Chinster
12/11/08 @ 15:04
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How on earth does a review that says 'It's misguided, and it's pointless.' then get an average score?

/mind boggles

On planet Chinster an average game falls into this category:

'It's not great, but it's not terrible either'.

I'm the only person living on my planet, obviously :)
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12/11/08 @ 15:06
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Anyone before around BartonFink didn't really read the whole review before blabbering I'd figure. Oh well, that's how it works. Review scores of this game will be very mixed, no doubt.
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12/11/08 @ 15:08
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"It's unlikely Nintendo is trying to attract Gears of War fans with this title."

Oh, I dunno. There's a rainbow and men playing with organs (well, a piano).

(o/
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12/11/08 @ 15:08
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Eurgh! Stuff like Wii Music and to a lesser extent Wii Fit are exactly what I don't like about the Wii at the moment. They might be innovative but they don't strike me as being particularly fun and that is surely why we play games in the first place? There's far too much emphasis on "casual" lite games and not enough "proper" Nintendo games IMO.

I'm pining for another Zelda game right now, even a new Mario game would be nice but, no, not this guff. At the risk of sounding like a stuck record, 2008 has been a bitterly disappointing year for Wii games IMO and I've barely used mine since June. I think Super Smash Bros. Brawl was the last Wii game that interested me and there's been nothing worthwhile since. As a big fan of the N64 and GameCube it really, really hurts me to admit that, it really does. :(
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12/11/08 @ 15:08
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shame reviews were not so honest of wii fit, wii sports or to be honest anything with the pre text of 'wii' in front of it.. and maybe the abomination of a console would have been resigned to the waste bin years ago.
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12/11/08 @ 15:10
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@chrisjm

I'm in the same boat, and I was actually quite happy with the Wii until E3 this year. The Wii had kept me thoroughly entertained with its mix of traditional games and more unusual stuff. However, they've got the balance very wrong this year. I've bought at least one Nintendo game every christmas since 1991, even in their very low periods they had something (2000-Majoras Mask, 2001-Paper Mario, 2005-Batallion Wars) (UK schedules BTW) but not this year.
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@ vanmunt

Don't be silly.

Wii Fit's good at what it does. Wii Sports is. Heck, even Wii Play is priced right. This doesn't seem to have any redeeming features.

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