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Wii Game Roundup Review

Wii Review by Richard Leadbetter

11 May, 2007

Page 3 of 4. <- Page 2: "Heatseeker"Page 4: "Rapala Tournament Fishing" ->

Rampage Total Destruction

Midway's original Rampage coin-op was a near-perfect concept for the mid-'80s arcade market - 20p bought you a few minutes' worth of monster-fuelled city destruction low on variety, high on enjoyment. It's just a shame that the game ever left the arcades because the core concept of relentless, monotonous destruction simply never worked on the home consoles.

Rampage Total Destruction tries to paper over the cracks with a bogglingly large array of enhancements to the core game. For a start there are 25 different monsters to unlock, each with a range of power-up abilities you earn by achieving different goals set on each level. Secondly, the threat level has been upped considerably with bullets flying at you from all sides and far more military hardware on-screen causing bother. Finally, the game has made its way into the third dimension, with a limited amount of depth to the gameplay arena that essentially boils down to having additional rows of buildings to bring down before the curtain falls on each level.

Unfortunately, the basics haven't changed since it first debuted in arcades in 1986. Bringing a building down is all about climbing it, bashing it, watching it fall down, then moving onto the next... then the next... and the next. Sure, powering-up your monster makes the job easier but the relentless pounding grows tiring within 15 minutes, no matter what power-ups the game may have, or what additional enemies are despatched to bring you down. It's all extremely monotonous - distressing so, I'd imagine, if you'd paid GBP 20 for the game.

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The fact that Total Destruction is essentially a GameCube port doesn't help matters either. It has a supremely basic control system that takes next to no advantage of the Wiimote short of the odd swipe or smash here and there, and graphically it's all very backward with no progressive scan or widescreen support.

On paper, Rampage Total Destruction has a lot going for it: a vast menagerie of monsters to control, plenty of cities to destroy and complete arcade conversions of the original Rampage and Rampage World Tour available to unlock. But the bottom line is that the core gameplay is tedious beyond belief - so much so that I doubt you'd even get value from renting it.

3/10

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Cloudane
11/05/07 @ 10:27
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The Godfather is actually QUITE a decent Wii game even if it does feel like playing a PS2 game with the Wii Remote controls tacked on (as an after thought) at times.

The last Wii game I bought was WarioWare: Smooth Moves (January) and the two rather enjoyable Excite Truck and Kororinpa in February - since then, fuck all unfortunately.
Saladin
11/05/07 @ 10:28
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I hate these round-up things. Why didn't these games deserve full reviews? It's not like they're all shit titles either. The Godfather is actually good (something rare on the Wii).
aldo_14
11/05/07 @ 10:29
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Have to say I'd rate Heatseeker a couple of points higher than that, myself :).
Der_tolle_Emil
11/05/07 @ 10:32
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I'd rate Heatseeker higher too. It's good, although cheesy, fun.
krudster [mod]
11/05/07 @ 10:32
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Saladin, you might not realise how many games actually come out every month, but it's way more than we can cover.

As it is, we do roughly 60-65 full reviews every month, and decided that the best way to cover the rest was to simply round them up. We don't have an unlimited budget to cover every single game (and individual versions of every game - now with the Wii and PS2 versions often totally different to next gen and handheld, it's an even bigger headache), so this is the best compromise we could come up with.

The other thing is...they've proven very popular. Single reviews of obscure or lesser titles (or just late ports) aren't generally very popular, whereas this format seems much more attractive to the average reader.
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Overlush
11/05/07 @ 10:39
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Says something about the Wii library when four new releases get reviewed in the same article.

EDIT: just read krudster's post and, yeah, okay, but my point still stands. Were the Wii not getting boatloads of shovelware or underdevloped tripe, this bunching of reviews probably wouldn't have happened.

How can a piece of hardware with such potential be getting so much uninspiring bile on such a regular basis? My faith in the industry is dented:(
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dirigiblebill
11/05/07 @ 10:41
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I think the multi-review format is solid enough for obscure or ported titles, and I appreciate the limited budget.

Anyways- the Wii continues to suffer a bit of a drought, poor thing.
Tomo
11/05/07 @ 10:50
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I think that was a great article. It's perfect for things like the Godfather port too. Madden 07 Wii review please! It's criminal that you haven't done it so far :P
Wayne
11/05/07 @ 10:51
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I feel sorry for the reviewer having to play these games (except for The Godfather).
Tonka
11/05/07 @ 10:51
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I like the roundups. Do them more often. It's not as if the text is important anyway. Just the score would be enough.
bauhaus
11/05/07 @ 10:54
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Gutted, really fancied Rampage and the Fishing

Wii gathers more dust....
Freek
11/05/07 @ 10:55
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It's anoying that developers have interpreted Nintendo's lack of emphesasis on visuals as "lets not bother at all then".
Sure, it's not next gen but there's still allot of nice things you can do with NGC/Xbox type hardware.
It's as if developers have suddenly completly forgotten how to make games for that kind of hardware.
presh
11/05/07 @ 11:02
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I htink these roundups are very handy - it's a quick and easy way of seeing if any of the lesser games coming out for consoles are worth getting.

Having said that, when all the games in the roundup (Godfather excepted) look this poor, its a very sad state of affairs for Wii owners.
krudster [mod]
11/05/07 @ 11:05
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We've got a few more Wii round ups coming your way - one to round up the kids titles that we haven't looked at, and one to give you a steer on some of the Jap stuff that hasn't come out here (and may not ever).
Killerbee
11/05/07 @ 11:06
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For these games, I think this sort of round-up is the perfect format.

Let's face it, two are shit (so we wouldn't really want EG to waste its time doing a full review) and the other two have already been reviewed on other formats, so this serves as a perfect little addendum to the lead review by describing what's different on the Wii.
krudster [mod]
11/05/07 @ 11:10
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Amen to that. That's exactly why we're doing them this way.
All_the_girly_men
11/05/07 @ 11:24
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Jeez, how much longer before the Wii collapses under the weight all the crap that's being shovelled onto it.
SBfistfun
11/05/07 @ 11:36
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Piss poor.....


Zoinks!
aldo_14
11/05/07 @ 11:43
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If Eurogamer tracked the time some one spends reading the review of a bad game compared to a good game, I predict it would be considerably shorter. Keep it up Eurogamer

I dunno, sometimes the piss-poor game reviews are the most fun to read....
spongebob
11/05/07 @ 11:44
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I love these roundups. You just should more of them for XBLA and VC and leave long reviews to bigger titles or games that really deserve it.

Of course, for EA, The Godfather's key advantage is that it's the only sandbox game in town and with few publishers keen to port their next-gen wares to Wii, it's a state of affairs unlikely to change. So it's just as well that this is generally a decent, well-thought out and enjoyable conversion.

Scarface fan (the game, not the movie) number one here would like to point out that when Scarface Wii comes out The Godfather is not the only game in town. And I think it's coming out quite soon.
UncleLou
11/05/07 @ 11:46
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Shame about the poor graphics of Heatseeker, I wanted this to be better, but I see no reason to buy a game that's below Ace Combat's standard.

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Why the heck did I make an apostrophe behind "below"? :/
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mechamonkey
11/05/07 @ 11:47
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Loving the review round ups, great idea.

I thought Heatseeker was great fun , shame aout the graphics but still worth a shot.
Trendyninja
11/05/07 @ 11:48
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The only purpose this article has served for me is in reminding me what a great decision I made in getting rid of my Nintendo Wii.

What a truly depressing round up of games this is, although this does seem to be becoming the standard for Wii games doesn't it?

I would go as far as to say that the Nintendo Wii will be Nintendo's last home console.

Seriously.
stoopidgreg
11/05/07 @ 12:03
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i wonder when the second good wii game will come out.... really, the wii has the worst lineup
Nova5lag
11/05/07 @ 12:05
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Trendyninja... what are you on about... the Wii has been a huge winner for Nintendo and the DS as well. They have made more than enough money to be arround for a few more generations I'd wager.
andyk
11/05/07 @ 12:07
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@Overlush
"How can a piece of hardware with such potential be getting so much uninspiring bile on such a regular basis?"

That's what Ninty owners have been saying since the 64.
Sid Nice
11/05/07 @ 12:08
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This is excellent ammunition for the anti Wii brigade. You need to stop drinking on your Friday lunch break.
Chtulie
11/05/07 @ 12:42
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Good lord, when was the last time a console had as many games and as many diffirent type of games so soon after launch as the Wii?
zuljin
11/05/07 @ 12:54
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@krudster
"Saladin, you might not realise how many games actually come out every month, but it's way more than we can cover."

So many games to play and write about... What a hard life that must be :)
aldo_14
11/05/07 @ 12:55
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The wii will fail in the long term, and all you wii owners know it deep down.

Why did you post this? I mean, what's the point? Where is the gratification derived from? What is the contribution intended?

I've never understood it. Except to annoy irrational fanboy peeps. And I don't see any here.
figaro7
11/05/07 @ 13:01
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Glad to see the godfather got a 7, it thoroughly deserves to be on everybodies wii list at the moment. Since most games are 1 page reviews, and each game got a full page, i dont see how this roundup is any different from any other review, good work guys!
knocker
11/05/07 @ 13:23
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"The wii will fail in the long term, and all you wii owners know it deep down. "

Fail ? In what respect ? I am happy enough with my purchase - and if it was announced that no new wii games would be released -ever- I wouldn't be too fussed*.

And apparently nintendo are making enough money - so where's the problem ?

(*admittedly I am a hardware geek - not your typical consumer)
Brianstorm
11/05/07 @ 15:07
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@Krudster

Liked the round up, hadn't considered godfather beofre may give it a look now.

Also, when you review Mario Strikers can you make sure you've played the online element, just read a review in EDGE and couldn't believe they rated it without even trying the online mode, not like them at all....
knocker
11/05/07 @ 15:57
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@ Kato

Agreed :-D
PameBoy
11/05/07 @ 15:59
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The review roundups aren't such a bad idea, although I was a bit saddened to see the Godfather lumped in with 3 shite titles - I think there's more than enough interesting points to make about it to justify a full review.

I got it after making the horrible mistake of buying Sonic & the secret rings (AWFUL), took it back to the shop and got the Godfather instead.

It's an excellent example of a game truly being improved by the inclusion of Wii controls, the one thing that pushes it beyond "average GTA clone" and making it actually the best version available. Wii title in well-handled port shocker! The graphics are good enough, too, and this ought to be considered one of the must-have Wii titles for early adopters. It's unfortunate that the relative lack of coverage in the European gaming media means it may well be overlooked.
jebus
11/05/07 @ 16:14
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@DAMAGE.INC.
The wii will fail in the long term, and all you wii owners know it deep down.

LOL - sure it will - what with the top 20 all being Nintendo titles.





Jap Software Sales
The highest ranked non-Nintendo format game was Capcom’s Monster Hunter Portable 2nd for the PSP at number twenty-two. The highest ranked PlayStation 2 title was Konami’s Pro Baseball Spirits 4 at number twenty-six. There were no PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 titles in the top thirty.

(Hardware sales data for the week in Japan will be available from tomorrow morning.)

TW LW Title Publisher Format Weekly Sales
1 1 Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings Square Enix DS 109,326
2 3 Super Paper Mario Nintendo Wii 90,151
3 4 Wii Sports Nintendo Wii 84,782
4 12 Yoshi's Island DS Nintendo DS 58,948
5 6 Hajimete no Wii Nintendo Wii 58,718
6 8 Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: MiniMini Daikoushin! Nintendo DS 57,741
7 5 Wii de Yawaraka Atama Juku Nintendo Wii 55,165
8 14 New Super Mario Bros. Nintendo DS 51,681
9 2 Momotarou Dentetsu DS: Tokyo & Japan Hudson DS 45,662
10 13 Motto Nou o Kitaeru Otona DS Training Nintendo DS 44,047
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jebus
11/05/07 @ 16:17
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Oh yeah and here is the hardware sales figures for Japan

NDS: 285,192

WII: 101,320

PSP: 35,172

PS2: 14,815

PS3: 12,974

360: 3,205
smelly
11/05/07 @ 16:17
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Godfather = 8/10 in my eyes.

if only because the "fps" style controls work better than ANY other console game i've played.

(even if it does get slightly repetitive after a while)
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smelly
11/05/07 @ 16:21
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So how long before we see a 360 owner posting a list of games?
Overlush
11/05/07 @ 17:10
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So how long before smelly says "so how long before we see a 360 owner posting a list of games?"

Oh.
Overlush
11/05/07 @ 17:25
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@jebus

There's over 120m people in Japan and thus far 2.3 million people have bought a Wii there - around a third of it's global sales thus far. By my reckoning that's under 2% of the population. Hardly the widespread cultural phenomenon that you might think it is. How many people in Japan own a TV or an MP3 player or a Mobile Phone? I think we need to put a little perspective on our (albeit more accepted and popular) 'hobby' is all. If you ask me, it's no more popular now than it was in the 80's but it IS a hobby that sticks with people for years so there's more people in the 30+ category now than there ever was.

The point I'm trying to make is: Gaming is still somewhat of a niche market (in the grand scheme of things) and Japan is a surprisingly small (but culturaly significant) component of that market. Quoting the Wii's Japanese sales figures therefore is hardly a guarantee for it's continued sucess as a consumer electronics product on the global stage - particulalry when you look at it's portfolio.

Sure, I get that the Wii will continue to sell well there due to it's price, size and party emphasis (all of which are very important to the eastern market) but I DO believe that unless we see a turnaround in the quality and quantity of games being released it will run out of steam on the global stage.

Maybe I'm wrong. Who knows. Props ARE due to Nintendo for shifting 6.2 million units and making a profit on each one however. I just wonder who's REALLY going to be smiling when the dust settles...
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smelly
11/05/07 @ 18:01
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Quality and quantity are just a matter of time.

No-one expected the wii to do as well as it is. So devs are playing catch up.

smelly
11/05/07 @ 18:35
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>Hardly the widespread cultural phenomenon that you might think it is.

Its been out 6 months and is struggling to meet with demand.

I'd say it was.

Especially compared to the 360 out there.
All_the_girly_men
11/05/07 @ 19:41
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">Hardly the widespread cultural phenomenon that you might think it is.

Its been out 6 months and is struggling to meet with demand.

I'd say it was.

Especially compared to the 360 out there. "

Just a temporary glitch I'm sure of it.
Overlush
11/05/07 @ 20:55
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A product being sold out doesn't automaticaly grant it 'cultural phenomenon' status, smelly. I could build a dozen chairs and be 'sold out' but it doesn't mean I'm about to take down IKEA, does it? Yeah, I know a dozen chairs and 6.2m Wiis is a strange analogy, but it serves it's purpose. We like to believe otherwise (and times ARE changing) but gaming IS still a relatively niche market and I'm not FULLY convinced that the Wii is breaking down quite so many barriers as you might think, in which case gaming lore still applies: starve a console of titles and then release average title after average title and you're asking for trouble.
LeD
11/05/07 @ 21:04
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Picture a Wii, covered in buckets of shite.
Chtulie
11/05/07 @ 21:19
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"How many people in Japan own a TV or an MP3 player or a Mobile Phone?"

Mobile phone would be 1 to 1. One person owning one mobile phone.
Mp3 player would be considerable lower, because that function is covered by the mobile phone.
TV would be about 1 to 4.

The Wii is not a personal device, but something to put in the living room to be used by the whole family. So I'd say it rates about the same as the Tv. So 2.3 million Wii's sold would be used by about 10 million people. Probably more since those who can't yet get one (there are still lines for the DS) will be using the ones of friends.

It's safe to say that it's a phenomenon since it pushed past so easily the other digital entertainment things on the sales charts.

You can't compare the ps2 where it is now with where the wii is now. Sure the ps2 has an install base several times larger, but the wii currently sells several times faster as the ps2 does now.
smelly
11/05/07 @ 21:51
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meh.. who cares? :-)

Really?
The Bodybuilder
11/05/07 @ 23:40
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/Sigh

Hey atleast the godfather is pretty good, especially when you consider its not a "Normal" wii title (as in a party game, it's a 3rd person, mature action adventure).
Sid Nice
11/05/07 @ 23:43
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Picture a Wii, covered in buckets of shite.

It would still outsell the Xbox 360 and PS3 in Japan.
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