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Virtual Console Roundup Review

Wii Retro Review by Dan Whitehead

12 April, 2009

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Sonic Chaos

  • Platform: Master System
  • Wii Points: 500
  • In Real Money: GBP 3.50 / EUR 5 (approx)

Sonic Chaos was the first 8-bit game in the series to have Tails as a playable character. It was the last Sonic game on the Master System to get a European release. Er...the story involves Robotnik stealing Chaos Emeralds. Again.

Look, there's not much to be said about this unassuming entry in the sprawling Sonic series. It's much the same as the other Sonics of a similar early-nineties vintage. Level design is complex and varied, with the rush to the goal tempered by the urge to see if you can grab that cluster of rings tantalisingly visible on some apparently unreachable platform at the top of the screen. The spin dash attack is here, and proves handy for both speeding over obstacles and clobbering bosses.

The Master System hardware did a pretty good job of including the same features as the Megadrive versions, so all the loops, twists and other stunty elements are present and correct, if a little chunkier than in the 16-bit games. Collision detection occasionally feels off, especially when picking up rings, or not, as the case may be.

Perhaps the strongest argument in favour of Sonic Chaos is that it's a relatively unseen entry in a franchise where most of the attention was directed at the Megadrive titles. For Sonic fans who know most of the games inside out, this one will probably still seem quite fresh.

7/10

Clu Clu Land

  • Platform: NES
  • Wii Points: 500
  • In Real Money: GBP 3.50 / EUR 5 (approx)

One of Nintendo's more obscure properties, this quirky 1984 effort has nevertheless managed to make cameo appearances in everything from Animal Crossing to Super Smash Bros.

'Virtual Console Roundup' Screenshot 10

You play as Bubbles, a blowfish who must retrieve gold bars from thieving sea urchins. Play takes place in a single screen dotted with pegs, and you uncover the missing ingots by passing between pegs. Urchins roam the screen as well, and can be zapped with Bubbles' huff-puffing ability. Shunting their stunned form into a wall kills them for good.

What makes Clu Clu Land stand out from all the other Pac-Man variants released in the early 1980s is the way you navigate the stages. The directional buttons reach out Bubbles' hands (or fins, presumably) and he then grasps the nearest peg and swings around and around. It feels weird to begin with, but once mastered it makes for an amusing wrinkle in an otherwise traditional maze game.

Like a lot of the NES games on the Virtual Console, there's nothing here that demands your immediate attention, but as a cute pocket money diversion it's more than acceptable.

7/10

Winter Games

  • Platform: C64
  • Wii Points: 500
  • In Real Money: GBP 3.50 / EUR 5 (approx)

Hard to believe it's been a year since the Commodore 64 joined the VC line-up. In that time it's offered nineteen games, which seems like a fairly paltry amount considering the vast software library the platform offers. Four of those nineteen have been joystick-twanging sports games from Epyx, and this icy offering is the latest. Boasting seven events, it's neither the most varied nor the most impressive of the series.

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Ski Jump and Hot Dog are variations on a theme, with a rush down the slope followed by some deft directional choices to maintain balance or pull off tricks before attempting (and often failing) a safe landing. Biathlon is an agreeable mix of marathon and shooting, as you hike up and down snowy hills, hopefully conserving enough energy to take a decent shot at checkpoint targets with your rifle. Speed Skating is a straight forward sprint event, while Bobsled simply asks you to use left and right to keep your hurtling metal coffin inside the track. That just leaves Figure Skating and Free Skating, which are basically the same, with the first insisting you follow specific moves and the second letting you do whatever pirouettes you fancy.

The game supports up to eight players, but most events only allow you to play one after another. As with the others in the series, some events - such as Biathlon and Bobsled - have aged reasonably well, and are still fun to play. Events like Hot Dog and Figure Skating, with their reliance on outdated rhythm reactions, are less than enjoyable in 2009. As always, then, another mixed bag that only entertains some of the time.

5/10

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Incarta
12/04/09 @ 09:37
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Some real gems hidden amoungst the crap. Considering getting Mario Golf as I haven't played it.
fluff_the_tiger
12/04/09 @ 09:48
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super punch out is worth more than a 7 - great game
notmyrealname
12/04/09 @ 09:53
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clu clu land, nice title.

These things are all free on pc though.
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12/04/09 @ 09:59
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Zelda MM sucks. Why does it get so much love. >:/
MisterCraig
12/04/09 @ 10:03
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Because it doesn't suck. You suck.

Sucker!
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12/04/09 @ 10:28
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Incarta
12/04/09 @ 10:45
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Oh dear.
GiarcYekrub
12/04/09 @ 10:52
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I like MM but my N64 is dying :( and I don't have a Wii :( and my months of refreshing the Ninty Stars Site never got me the Zelda Collection :(

I esspecially like the ability to replay Bosses and affect the world, I luv doing all the Bosses in one 3 day window along with some more exiciting side missions like the Ranch and I think there was a wedding one too.
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Jamo777
12/04/09 @ 11:05
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I'm really tempted to search cupboards, hunt memory cards and sellotape things together to play Majora's Mask again, spent ages playing it but there's so much left to do there.

And yeah, Super Punch Out is much better than a 7. I'd go so far as to call it the best boxing game ever in terms of entertainment, if not realism.
Doctor_What
12/04/09 @ 11:12
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I've thought that every Zelda game I've played has been over-rated tripe, but every time I hear 'this is the greatest game ever' I try them again. MM is one that I've not bothered with yet. Would it really change my mind, or would it be yet another illogical, characterless snore fest that I feel like I'm punishing myself with? I just don't see the appeal of them. There are plenty of classic games that I adore, but in my 25+ years of gaming, Zelda has never once entertained me.
DUFFKING
12/04/09 @ 11:53
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I still have Sonic Chaos on the Game Gear :P

It's OK, much better than the crappy 'ports' of the main series games.
L0cky
12/04/09 @ 12:10
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MrZ: Probably 3.

Zelda games have a notoriously long ramp up time and get increasingly better from start to finish. Give it another 10 - 15 hours then see what you think.
retr0gamer
12/04/09 @ 12:11
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3/10 for mercs? How wrong can you get. Not only is it a wonderful conversion of an excellent arcade game bu it's also got an arranged mode which is a completlely new game. 8/10 surely?
Cid
12/04/09 @ 12:29
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That Wonder Boy in Monster Land screenshot isn't from the Master System version.

I've bought Majora's Mask. Was considering Mario Golf but I already have Toadstool Tour for the Cube, so it doesn't seem worth it.
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Pastici
12/04/09 @ 12:30
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Ooo, I've got my mastersystem and Sonic Chaos under my desk now, shame I have no idea how to tune this TV to pick up the frequency :(. I loved that game, never completed it, or any 2D sonic game to be honest but I love them all.
Hunam
12/04/09 @ 12:39
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Majoria's Mask gets a 10? I find the game mostly unplayable.
Doctor_What
12/04/09 @ 13:24
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MrZ and Locky: I don't think it's number three. I went all the way through Wind Waker and felt just as 'meh' at the end as I did at the start.

I don't care about Link, and the other characters never interested me much either. The combat is lousy. There is no reward - more rupees? For doing all of that? There's nothing to buy anyway. I chop down all the grass, I get more rupees. Meh. Ooo look, it's a baddie with an obvious weak spot.

There's nothing much wrong with them, there's just nothing much spectacular either... In my opinion.
One_Vurfed_Gwrx
12/04/09 @ 13:32
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Hmm, I enjoyed Majora's Mask yet could never get into Ocarina of Time and always got bored of it too quickly... Enjoyed later games despite their flaws too (and enjoyed earlier games) , just something about Ocarina...
Mudo
12/04/09 @ 14:05
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Majora's Mask is one of my all-time favourite games. And I don't like any of the other zelda games.

Makes me wish I didn't sell my Wii earlier this year so I could get it. :(
Krelle
12/04/09 @ 14:16
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Mario Golf is superb, even if you have zero interest in golf. Really.

MM is in many ways a better game than OoT. Although, some of the dungeons felt..hmm, not as good.
I remember a certain Goron-rolling part in the end being a bitch aswell.

If id replay one of them, Id probably choose to play MM. It just stans out when it comes to Zeldas.
Darren
12/04/09 @ 14:18
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While I think Zelda: Ocarina of Time is one of the best games ever made, I thought Majora's Mask was really disappointing, not least because the time loop concept made things very confusing. It's a clever idea for sure but that in itself doesn't make the game great for me. Ocarina of Time is still worthy of 10/10 from me but I'd struggle to give Majora's Mask more than 5/10. I have both games on the free GC Zelda Collector's Edition and it works perfectly on the Wii so I had no need to buy either of the N64 games from the VC.
beemoh
12/04/09 @ 14:45
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>In that time [the C64] offered nineteen games, which seems like a fairly paltry amount considering the vast software library the platform offers.

Probably because it was still all bedroom coders at the time, who might not have the resources to get Nintendo's attention. A shame.

Sounds like a job for a Justin Lee Collins show- "Bring Back The C64", where JLC runs around the country trying to find all the C64 developers who are still alive and point a Nintendo exec at them.
Kay
12/04/09 @ 14:47
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@Doctor_What

I don't care about Link, and the other characters never interested me much either. The combat is lousy. There is no reward - more rupees? For doing all of that? There's nothing to buy anyway. I chop down all the grass, I get more rupees. Meh. Ooo look, it's a baddie with an obvious weak spot.

MM is probably the only Zelda that isn't like this. There's a lot more to the game than rupees and pieces of hearts... there's a whole bunch of different masks to collect for one thing, and nearly every single one is tied to its own side quest. All of which are brilliant, btw.

The 10/10 score was a bit surprising, I have to say, but fully deserved. There will always be people who don't get MM, to me it ranks alongside OoT as one of the greatest games ever.
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IronCladChicken
12/04/09 @ 15:13
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@Doctor_What
Isnt that pretty much all video games?
konnsky
12/04/09 @ 15:43
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I've seen the first season of The Tower Druaga a couple months ago, and have to say I really enjoyed it. I'm about to start watching second one sometime soon. But, I haven't really played the game this anime is based on, so this is a good incentive for picking it up and giving it a quick blast some evening..

edit: sodding typos.
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Mayhem64
12/04/09 @ 15:55
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@Cid - yeah, and the Winter Games screenshot isn't from the C64 version either by the looks of it.

As for Majora's Mask, loved it to death back in the day, one of those sequels as said that did things a bit differently...
Zeali
12/04/09 @ 16:37
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Majora's Mask for 1000 points?
Must get even i got N64 and MM on my desk allready.
IronCladChicken
12/04/09 @ 17:06
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No legally though
notmyrealname
12/04/09 @ 17:23
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so? You probably bought that game a looong time ago. Why shouldnt you be allowed to download it now?
ChadSexington
12/04/09 @ 17:30
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Fuck me, seven quid for N64 games? The Virtual Console can shove itself where the sun don't shine.
N.A.T.O
12/04/09 @ 17:36
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+1 retrogamer

MERCS is awesome. One of the games that defined the MD for me. Having recently downloaded it on VC, it's still fun.
Machewman
12/04/09 @ 18:23
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@ChadSexington

I'd agree with you for some of the titles on offer, but looking around, it seems this is the cheapest version of MM you're gonna find =P
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SlackMaster
12/04/09 @ 20:13
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Mercs was an awesome game and is still fun to play. I never really got into MM, and got bored of OoT eventually. I loved Lttp but I didn't like the dark, grittier tone they took with the N64 Zelda games and found the tone and muddy visuals a bit drepessing.
jonsaan
12/04/09 @ 21:01
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Super Punch Out, whilst great fun, Is about as far away from a true boxing game as you can get. It's more of a series of boss battles. More memory of attack patterns than true free boxing.
MisterCraig
13/04/09 @ 00:26
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@Kay

Agreeeeeed.
Sky Blue Sam
13/04/09 @ 11:23
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I think I might actually top up my Wii Points to get Majora's Mask. I've never played it, and I feel like I should.
iago71
13/04/09 @ 12:49
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MM is a Marmite game I suppose. I think it either appeals massively or you just wont get into it. I for one rate it up there with OOT. Though not as vast it really did take the small ideas from OOT and make them into something special whilst keeping the whole ethos of Zelda intact.

I still have the N64 vers and also the GC vers that Darren mentions so I certainly wont bother. Though if you do like Zelda (havent played MM) and have the time to invest and can just get your head round whats essentially a move in pace and general Zelda structure you'll thank yourself for it I think.

Then again - You may just not like Marmite!
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oerhört
13/04/09 @ 13:50
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Quote, the article: "Why do they keep doing this? Wonder Boy III is already on the Virtual Console in its Turbografx incarnation, and yet here comes the virtually identical Megadrive version, for no good reason. They did the same thing with Wonder Boy in Monster World, which also appears in the Turbografx line-up as The Dynastic Hero, while the original Wonder Boy is available in both its Master System and NES incarnations. Ooooh, it makes me mad."

Yeah, how irritating! How could they! Offering choices to people! Ohnoes!

Really though, if you're going to annoyed about something, why not the lack of any kind of demo mode? Or something, y'know, actually worth being annoyed about?
cerebralbored
13/04/09 @ 16:18
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"...but they haven't jiggered about with the code to allow access to the bonus characters you could unlock by using the GBA."

That's incorrect. Technically it's the GBC Mario Golf game that originally connected up to the N64 original (albeit via the Transfer Pak). The GBA game connects up to the Gamecube version. I know, because I have both the GBC and N64 games, as well as the Transfer Pak.

Still, I'm glad Eurogamer likes the N64 Mario Golf game too.
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13/04/09 @ 19:04
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Doctor_What, MrZ

Zelda just isn't for you then. There's no "cure" for this: one man's meat is another man's poison, so to speak. Nothing appeals to everyone.
MORZTAN
14/04/09 @ 08:52
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Damn you EG!!

Don't make me buy and play Majoras Mask... Again!!

The game is truly awesome, but I haven't got the time.
AdaLover
17/04/09 @ 10:54
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I love Zelda MM.
In my opinion, this game has the best story in any Zelda game.
I love the repeating 3 days, in which you can change the fates of the people for good or bad.
I love the dark theme of the game and the world ends feeling.
And I love the masks that allow you to alter your abilities...
Did I mention that I love this game?

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