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News by Robert Purchese

9 June, 2009

Developer Running with Scissors has revealed German film-maker Uwe Boll has paid to appear in Postal 3.

"Uwe Boll paid us to put him in the game," Vince Desi, RWS boss, told Eurogamer Germany. "We agreed when he licensed the movie rights."

Boll directed the atrocious big-screen adaptation of Postal last year, which was awarded an astounding 0 per cent from the New York Daily News, according to Metacritic.

"Uwe will be presented as himself and of course you can have fun with him, it's Postal!" said Desi.

"Over time my thoughts have changed about the movie and my personal feelings are a separate issue. My main complaint with the movie was that it was too long, and could have been edited down at least another 10 minutes, this would have greatly improved the tempo and helped with the humour.

"I like Uwe and consider him a friend, I don't agree with those who scream for his head, they should try to make a movie then they can criticise him," he added.

Boll has responded to outspoken critics by fighting them inside a boxing ring. He decked SomethingAwful's Rick "Lowtax" Kyanka and even offered-out Hollywood director Michael Bay.

Running with Scissors is currently working on Postal III for PC, PS3 and Xbox 360. There's no date, despite early press-released promises of a late 2008 launch. We do know the third-person shooter will be built using the Source engine and aims to be "the sickest and craziest game ever".

All we've seen so far, however, is a marketing video from E3 that features girls in pants.

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Mentalist(air)
09/06/09 @ 13:07
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Tawdry as I find the Running with Scissors publicity machine, Postal 2 was an interesting, innovative game concept that was let down only by the appalling area load times and weak implementation of their guns.

Since they're bringing it out on the consoles, too, this time round, they might have been forced to increase their production values in those areas.

I await Postal 3 with trepidation, but interest.
Ninja_Tino
09/06/09 @ 13:11
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I don't agree with the 'try make a film before you diss one' ethos. I don't want his head but his films are terrible. Also, has Far Cry came out at all yet? I remember seeing a trailer ages ago.
Evolution
09/06/09 @ 13:21
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Ah the old "see if you can do any better" defence... I've seen fan films that are better than anything shot by Uwe Boll. This guy couldn't direct Kevin Spacey.
Domovoi
09/06/09 @ 13:24
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So you can't feel that Jackson Pollock's work sucks until you also make modern art? Yeah, that makes no sense.
cragtek
09/06/09 @ 13:30
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Oh dear.
zisssou
09/06/09 @ 13:35
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Running with Scissors to be out of business by christmas

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mega7ech
09/06/09 @ 13:44
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Uwe Boll = LOL
FHUTA
09/06/09 @ 14:02
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as rubbish as his films are, Boll is very clever at financing and producing movies which seems to be what he loves doing so fair play to him.

that and he deliberatly acts an idiot to get press inches to market his films and In the Name of the King was actually much more enjoyable than the Lord of the Rings rubbish.
dr_faulk
09/06/09 @ 14:07
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I like Uwe Boll. There, I said it.
reelbigkris
09/06/09 @ 14:10
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justifying someones actions with either a "See if you can do better" or wanting to fight people who disagree with them is the most childish thing i have ever seen. Uwe boll is an awful director and has massacred a few franchises. that being said, people watch them because they are pretty awful. rental sales of Uwe Boll's films must be good because myself and friends have rented his movies in because we either liked the video game or fancied a laugh. If i get the right to abuse a virtual Uwe Boll, i think i'll give it a rent!
TitusCrow
09/06/09 @ 14:36
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if only he had done a film with claus kinski and they had a documentry crew filming it :) that would havw been worth seing.

You know someday they will make a film about him, and it will more than likely be excellent. Ed wood style hehe.
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09/06/09 @ 14:44
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Jackson Pollock's work sucks

all art is subjective, you're entitled to your opinion


















you're wrong though
Midnight Raven
09/06/09 @ 14:54
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FHUTA wrote:
(...) In the Name of the King was actually much more enjoyable than the Lord of the Rings rubbish.


You must be joking or stark raving mad.

Ninja_Tino wrote:
(...) Also, has Far Cry came out at all yet? (...)


It has been available on DVD in German speaking countries for several weeks now.
LazyDan
09/06/09 @ 14:58
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I don't make songs, but I can damn well call the Black Eyed Peas rubbish with some authority.
FHUTA
09/06/09 @ 15:04
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@ Midnight Raven - I am actually serious, but it's mainly due to thinking the Lord of the Rings films are dire than thinking In the Name of the King is good. Although I like the old-fashioned Krull-esque no frills hokum of ITNOTK and the slightly insane casting.

Nothing can redeem House of the Dead though - truly awful
smernicki
09/06/09 @ 15:24
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I don't make songs, but I can damn well call the Black Eyed Peas rubbish with some authority.

you've obviously not got that boom boom pow...
_LarZen_
09/06/09 @ 15:39
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This is a must buy... :D
smelly
09/06/09 @ 17:47
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"justifying someones actions with either a "See if you can do better" or wanting to fight people who disagree with them is the most childish thing i have ever seen"


Have you ever spent ages creating something, putting a lot of blood and sweat into it - spending a huge portion of your life making that thing. And then you finish it - only for clueless nerds on the internet with fuck all appreciation of how much went on in making that thing slag it off because they think they're somehow better than you?

If you had - you'd understand why he wanted to fight them.
smelly
09/06/09 @ 17:48
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PS : For some reason, when i first saw this headline.. I read uwe boll's name.. and for some reason mistook him to be vin deisel!
rogueJT
09/06/09 @ 17:55
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That Postal movie is absolutely hilarious.
Kami
09/06/09 @ 18:38
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Uwe Bollocks.
abcdecoy
09/06/09 @ 19:03
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Postal was an awesome movie.
MrChuckles
09/06/09 @ 21:45
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Dieselexia surely?
XdarXideX
09/06/09 @ 23:44
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Uwe Boll needs to find some other ways to get attention. Making bad movies isn't even cutting it anymore.
MightyMouse
10/06/09 @ 00:11
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@dr_faulk

Agree entirely, I love Uwe Boll and his films. You don't have to think they're the most profound things in the world, but they are consistently fun imo, whereas there are a lot of big-budget hollywood films that are almost physically painful to sit through (I'm looking at you Eragon).
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10/06/09 @ 06:40
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In The Name of the King was bearable. Not particularly good, but I have seen far worse. I think that a lot of people who rag on Uwe Boll haven't actually seen most of his movies. He's just someone who is easy to make jokes about, and a bigger target because he makes mostly videogame adaptations.

Yes, there are some absolute shockers in there, but not all of his movies deserve to be called travesties. And I don't think he deserves quite as much hate as he gets. He hasn't ruined any valuable gaming properties as far as I can see, and besides, there are far worse crimes than making a few shitty movies.
Evolution
10/06/09 @ 08:03
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@Genji

If the highest praise you can give a director is that one of their films was "bearable"...

I've sat through Bloodrayne and Alone In The Dark, and I don't think I could take anything positive away from those films. They are awful in every fashion.

TheVoice
10/06/09 @ 09:05
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I watched Postal a couple of weeks ago. Certainly wasn't anything special, but it really wasn't bad at all and was quite funny in places. Not awful, by any means, although I have no idea what the games are really about so I was watching it with an open mind.

And for anyone who has seen it:
"What is the difference between a duck?"
drxym
10/06/09 @ 09:10
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Postal 2 was such a horrible experience I have to wonder who is looking forward to the next one.
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10/06/09 @ 17:19
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His movies might not be quite Stanley Kubrick level, but I think Uwe Boll is one of the most awesome people in the movie industry.

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