UFC 2009: Undisputed Review

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Version tested: Xbox 360

Why isn't the UFC as popular as boxing? Are the MMA (mixed martial arts) fighters of the UFC not superior in overall combat, demonstrating that fighters of a single discipline invariably have inherent weaknesses when their respective rulebooks are thrown out of the window? Well, the UFC certainly fields some of the world's most talented combatants, but it doesn't always deliver the most entertaining fights. For every bloody slugfest - where two stand-up fighters beat each other senseless for three rounds - we get a first-round submission finish, where a dominant ground fighter trips up his opponent before forcing him to submit with some manner of ankle or arm lock. An impressive demonstration of hand-to-hand combat, yes, but not as entertaining as seeing someone knocked out with a tornado kick to the face.

In videogame terms, the challenge Yuke's faces with UFC 2009 is even more daunting. Gamers, rather than being limited to what the human body is physically capable of, can dragon punch a giant Russian wrestler 40 feet into the air. With a character wearing little more than an Elvis costume, they can shrug off several hits from a claymore - whilst wielding nunchaku with even more flair than the late Bruce Lee himself. Comparatively, a UFC game must toe the line of a simulator like Fight Night. Its value is measured on how well it represents the sport, but it must also be entertaining to play. Thankfully, then, UFC 2009 is a more enjoyable experience in terms of tightness and entertainment than any wrestling or boxing game I've ever played (with the notable exception of Fighting Mania).

Undisputed's fighting system focuses on the six main standing and ground styles used in the UFC. On their feet fighters have a proficiency in boxing, kickboxing or Muay Thai. And whilst grappling or wrestling on the floor, fighters can utilise techniques from wrestling, judo or Brazilian jiu-jitsu. The dual styles of your chosen fighter generally dictate your best chance for victory. If your style is kickboxing and judo, you'll be able to zone your opponent with long-range kicks, and should you get in close, you'll have the means to throw them to the ground for a submission. In contrast, Muay Thai and Brazilian jiu-jitsu is all about in-close fighting with deadly knees to the face. And if a judoka or wrestler takes you to the ground, jiu-jitsu gives you the means to dominate with counters and submissions - even if in the defending position.

'UFC 2009: Undisputed' Screenshot 1

The Classic Fights mode tasks players with recreating legendary UFC bouts. Meet the requirements to see a clip of the original carnage.

Despite being effectively mapped to the pad, understanding Undisputed's many systems will take some time. Dead or Alive this certainly isn't. An Undisputed novice will get to grips with the punches and kicks of the standing game relatively quick. The face buttons each represent a limb - ala Tekken - and can be used to string together basic combos. Attacks are normally aimed at an opponent's face or chest, but holding left trigger will aim your attacks at the legs and midriff. Right bumper and trigger can be held for low and high guarding. Although Undisputed aims for a more seamless approach to combat by removing any onscreen health bars, I'd recommended first-time players turn on the stamina display in the options menu. Training with it gives a better understanding of the importance of stamina.

Stamina and health are intertwined, because the maximum amount of stamina a fighter has is equal to their remaining health. Offensive techniques drain stamina, but stamina can be recovered safely by guarding or backing away. However, as a fighter takes damage their health gradually lowers and they become exhausted more rapidly. A player with stamina in the red is significantly more susceptible to submissions and knockouts. I've played a few online matches where the opponent, even though close to full health, was knocked out in the first minute after completely draining their stamina and failing to recover it.

Light punches and kicks are incapable of putting an opponent to sleep, but are quick and hard to counter. By holding a direction, the fighter's punches and kicks gain more weight, and if the conditions are right, have KO potential. Even more flamboyant techniques are opened up by holding the left bumper, which accesses style-specific strikes. These include flying knees and superman punches. If you miss, the recovery time is typically punishing. However, all strikes can be countered by flicking the right analogue stick up for high attacks and down for low attacks. Implementing this into your game is crucial, especially against a strike-happy opponent. Thankfully the counter window is quite generous. Catch a foot and you'll take the opponent to the ground. Whereas catching a fist puts you in the clinch.

Outside of countering, a clinch is performed by pressing forward on the right stick - but is easy to counter with an elbow to the face. A variation "striking" clinch is performed when combined with the left bumper. Clinching refers to two fighters grappling on their feet, and if they're either a wrestler or judoka, is an optimum position for flooring your opponent. Much like the real UFC, five three-minute rounds rarely end with both combatants having been on their feet from start to finish. A takedown attempt can be made at any time by holding the left trigger and flicking the right stick. And once on the floor, Undisputed's fighting system is at its most impressive, but equally, its most confusing for beginners.

In the ground game, one fighter is dominant (on top) whilst the other is defending (bottom). Generally the ground game will start in what's referred to as the open guard - where the defending player still has their opponent caught between their legs. This isn't a major disadvantage for the defender as the dominant player is outside of effective striking range and can only attempt basic submissions with a low chance of success - combatants are not allowed to punch each other in the balls. However, by making 90 and 135 degree rotations on the right analogue stick, the dominant player can attempt to improve his position via major and minor transitions. This can take him to half guard (pinning one leg), side control (side-on to the opponent) and north south (pinning the opponent's head and chest).

The most dominant position in the game is the mount (sitting on the opponent's chest). Once here the defending player has few options left and will likely be pummelled unconscious or submitted with an armbar - unless they fluke an escape or catch the opponent's punch with a counter. However, to stop their opponent reaching the mount, a player can perform counter transitions either to stop the opponent from transitioning or to reverse the dominant and defending positions entirely. Brazilian jiu-jitsu players are particularly annoying for this. For a novice who doesn't yet grasp the input times for transitions, or the most effective way to get back on their feet, it can be frustrating to play against an opponent who goes straight for the ground and pound. But for players who've invested in the training mode, unravelling the mysteries of Undisputed's fighting system, fights turn into a very tense experience.

'UFC 2009: Undisputed' Screenshot 2

Playing Undisputed online is a bit of a mixed bag. Without a perfect connection, lag can make it frustrating to counter strikes.

It's all about managing your stamina effectively, mixing up your strikes so as to avoid a counter, predicting and countering your opponent's strikes and - should the opportunity present itself - taking down your opponent and dominating in the ground game. Indeed, Undisputed really shows its value going into the third round with an evenly skilled opponent. By this stage both fighters will be visibly damaged and low on stamina. In the last minute the opponent attempts a knockout roundhouse kick, you dodge back with it missing your face by inches. You immediately counter with a jaw-shattering superman punch to the face, and as you watch your opponent's legs buckle under their own weight, the sense of elation in a hard-fought victory is immense.

Right, that's over half the review spent trying to convey the tightness of the gameplay and how well it comes together - the most important factor in any fighting game. But what about all the other stuff? As well as an Exhibition mode for fighting against the CPU or a friend, Undisputed also has a stab at the often ill-fated Career mode. Rather than picking one of the 80+ real-life fighters from Undisputed's roster, the Career tasks players with creating their own fighter. As well as choosing their two primary fighting styles and weight division, you're also required to put points into their attributes and skills. In terms of attributes, strength governs how hard you hit and grapple, speed dictates how quickly you dance about the octagon and cardio represents your fighter's overall fitness and stamina recovery.

Fighting skills come in 16 flavours and include "standing striking offence", "ground grapple defence" and "clinch striking offence". Both attributes and skills can be maxed out to 100. But a new fighter can only allocate 30 of his few starting points to a specific skill or attribute. Undisputed also allows players to tinker with their fighter's appearance. Muscle tone, tattoos, jaw size, etc. are all catered for, although due to the serious tone you can't make them wear silly hats. Plus hairstyles are mostly restricted to everything between skinhead and crew-cut.

Once you've bundled your creation into a fresh pair of shorts - my Dave "The Doctor" Davidson looked particularly fetching in his navy-blue full-length efforts - your UFC career can begin. The Career mode revolves around a calendar and email system. You're scheduled to fight every 10 weeks or so, with in-between weeks used primarily for training and sparring. Training requires no player input and is used to raise attributes - normally one to three points for each week. Depending on how hard a training session is undertaken - light, moderate and intense sessions are available - a certain amount of stamina is drained. Half your stamina can be restored by taking a week off to rest.

Alternatively, a week can be used to spar against an opponent in a non-competitive bout. And depending on your performance, you'll get a certain amount of points to invest in skills. The key to training before a fight is to use the weeks to build up points, crafting a fighter that will be effective for your style of play, but also making sure you've rested enough to have full stamina before the fight. Go into a ranking fight with low stamina and you'll likely be knocked out in the first round. As you gain more credibility or "cred" as a fighter, you'll also receive virtual emails offering extra fights, sponsorship deals and training sessions with renowned fighting schools - the latter is the only way to unlock new style-specific moves.

Because your fledgling fighter starts out with very low attributes and skills, they'll struggle to take down an opponent with substantially higher statistics. For example, if you win your first five fights against similarly skilled opponents, you might receive an email from Dana White offering you the chance to fight the likes of Thiago Silva. Even on the easiest difficultly setting this can be very challenging if your stats are less than half that of your opponent's. You could dominate with all your best moves for two rounds straight, then get caught in the final round with a KO punch even with a full bar of stamina.

Although the Career mode isn't massively engaging, playing through the fighting schools and learning from your mistakes is an effective path to better understanding of the gameplay. Plus once you've filled your trophy case with various trinkets, not least of which the title belt, it can be fun to see how many consecutive title defences you can manage on the harder difficulties. But the main question I keep asking myself about Undisputed is how could it better replicate the UFC experience onto the pad and screen? Apart from the ability to attempt illegal moves like a downward elbow strike or rabbit punch whilst the referee's vision is obscured, I can't really think of any.

'UFC 2009: Undisputed' Screenshot 3

Online matching gives the option of allowing DLC fighters. It'll be interesting to see what classic combatants Yuke's will dig up.

I do have some minor niggles outside of the fighting system. Most notable of which are the loading times. Going into an Exhibition match, whilst mashing face buttons and Start to select the default characters and skipping all the introductions, it took over one and a half minutes from when the game loaded to throwing the first punch. Installing Undisputed onto the hard drive on Xbox 360 didn't seem to make any difference either. As a point of comparison, and to make sure I'm not going off on one for no reason, Street Fighter IV only took 32 seconds for Abel to throw a punch in arcade mode. Also, although it goes with the territory, the music is an acquired taste at best. The commentary, at least, is varied and genuinely interesting to hear.

Overall, if you find UFC boring to begin with, Undisputed is unlikely to change your mind. But if you're looking for an equally tight and complex fighting game that leans towards simulation, rather than all those crazy Street Fighter IV Ultra combos, then there's a lot to like about it. That said, the ground game, in particular, is hard to judge so early. The balance of a fighting game can only truly be weighed several months after it's unleashed to the masses when it's possible to identify broken techniques that can be abused in high-level play. But first impressions so far are very promising, and Yuke's should be commended for crafting not only the best UFC game ever, but perhaps the best fighting system ever for a (wait for it) "real-life fighting simulation game".

If you're comfortable enough in your sexuality to be able to play game where muscular men regularly tussle with each other on the ground, as well as beating each other senseless, then Undisputed comes highly recommended.

8 / 10

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  • Aretak #1 3 years ago

    Comfortable? I'm all for games where near-naked men writhe on the floor whilst one tries to beat the other off.
  • rhubarbandcustard #2 3 years ago

    "If you're comfortable enough in your sexuality to be able to play game where muscular men regularly tussle with each other on the ground, as well as beating each other senseless, then Undisputed comes highly recommended."

    What a stupid comment.

    Otherwise, it seems that most people who played the demo loved it, myself included. Pre-ordered on the basis of the demo, first time I've done that in months.

    UFC is the future of combat sports, but hopefully Fight Night Round 4 also lives up to expectations too.
  • waggy79 #3 3 years ago

    An 8 is higher than i was expecting judging by the demo.
  • Malkotheslick #4 3 years ago

    I can not wait until friday I have waited a year for this game.
  • Genji #5 3 years ago

    Wow, that was quite the long review.
  • Venkman90 #6 3 years ago

    Good review, as a martial artist and MMA fan it still amazes me how immature most people are when it comes to the ground game, it's less common in the US where guys wrestle in high school, but we English are a right bunch of insecure closet cases ;)

    Yet "we" consider football masculine...have you seen Cristiano Ronaldo? your saying he is more "manly" than Chuck Lidell?

    /laughs till it hurts
  • roz123 #7 3 years ago

    Football>Boxing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > UFC

    Edited by 1 at 20/05/09 @ 09:21
  • Wastelander #8 3 years ago

    I think it's not as popular as boxing because, as tough as these guys are, and how well trained they are in their respective disciplines, it's surprisingly boring to watch two guys tangled up on the ground rabbit punching each other.
  • the_dudefather #9 3 years ago

    wow the generic' lol this looks a bit like gay secks' jokes started early
  • rauper Verified Managing Director, Eurogamer Network #10 3 years ago

    rhubarbandcustard: Bet you only noticed that 'cos you skipped straight to the last paragraph...
  • mingster #11 3 years ago

    I thought this was a bummin simulator...
  • Apostle #12 3 years ago

    rauper: I don't know about him but that's true of me. Sorry, I go straight to the score on games I'm not really bothered about. Peaked my interest enough to download the demo though, which I didn't know about.
  • Skandalle #13 3 years ago

    All inuendos aside, im looking forward to getting my mitts on this!
  • sifujames #14 3 years ago

    @ Wastelander

    You're probably right about that. I train in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and even I find a lot of MMA fights dull. I do think that the UFC etc need to put more effort into explaining what's going on during the grappling phase though. Joe Rogan does a good job, but there's still a huge amount of the audience who don't get what's going on.

    Surprised that it got 8/10, I haven't played the demo, but I hadn't been impressed with what I had seen from the clips that had been released, especially around the ground game. Obviously must play better then it looks
  • Venkman90 #15 3 years ago

    Boxing: 2 guys whacking each other in the head till one falls down

    Matt Thornton said that, an MMA coach who used to box and was Lennox Lewis's sparring partner for a while.

  • GreyBeard #16 3 years ago

    Whatever way you slice it, Boxing is on the decline and MMA on the rise.

    Not to say that these trends cannot be reversed, but MMA has been growing unbelievably rapidly over the last few years and it seems like one day soon it WILL be bigger than boxing.
  • OnlyMe #17 3 years ago

    I wish this was a pure martial arts or kick-boxing game, like Panza Kickboxing (also called Best of the Best on SNES). That part of the game is so good, but the tangling on the floor thing just doesn't sit well with me. Not because it looks homoerotic (it obviously does, even more so than regular wrestling), but because that element is just so damn boring.
  • andromeda #18 3 years ago

    i cant look at that last screenshot. The sweat makes it immensely disturbing.
  • midnight_walker #19 3 years ago

    I knew EG couldn't do a review of this game without alluding to MMA being a homoerotic bumfest.

    Twats.
  • Moonprince #20 3 years ago

    'UFC is the future of combat sports'

    lol no.
  • superfurryanimal #21 3 years ago

    /happy.

    EG group for those interested.
    http://ga mers.eurogamer.net/groups.php?g...
    Edited by 1 at 20/05/09 @ 10:51
  • Gnort #22 3 years ago

    Good review.

    I quite enjoyed the demo and am considering getting this, but I can see how it would be an acquired taste, much like MMA itself.
  • layleeloo #23 3 years ago

    OnlyMe

    hahaha Panza Kickboxing. Fooook me I'd forgotton all about that. Had it on me Atari ST and it was mint!
  • layleeloo #24 3 years ago

    Im also waiting for the inevitable "is it better than punch out" comments hahhahaha.
  • Darren #25 3 years ago

    Very nice, very informative review.

    I enjoyed the demo even though I didn't initially understand why I was occasionally getting knocked out within the first minute. Once I realised that the stamina was linked to the health then I started playing the game more tactically. It's certainly deeper and more enjoyable than any wrestling game I've played to date plus its a whole lot more exciting than boxing too.

    I'm unsure whether to buy it though. Had it been sub-£30 then I would but at almost £40 it's a tad too expensive considering for something I only have a casual interest in. May wait for it to drop in price and pick it up later.
  • Eury #26 3 years ago

    MMA is today more popular than Boxing globally, I have no idea how the reviewer can claim otherwise.
  • jambo74 #27 3 years ago

    .....just by looking at their owned games and score. Nice.
  • Sid-Nice #28 3 years ago

    This game is for wimps and pussies who can't fight in real life; my last fight was on Saturday night (after the match) on the Bigg Market, I was grappling with 5 men, they ran when I became erect.
  • thedaveeyres #29 3 years ago

    I can't hear the acronym UFC without wanting it say, "U f***ing C***"
  • superfurryanimal #30 3 years ago

    @Sidnice

    outside Powerhouse more like.
  • kinky_mong #31 3 years ago

    Three pages?!

    tl;dr
  • Sid-Nice #32 3 years ago

    @superfurryanimal; You know where the action is sweet pants.
  • OllyJ #33 3 years ago

    I really Liked the Def Jam games pre Icon for thier slow yet more brutal fighting, do you think this will be up my street?
  • smernicki #34 3 years ago

    i downloaded the demo of this and sat and played it against a mate and it was a great laugh, played for at least an hour or two with just the two characters. many LOLs were had

    will get this after pay day
  • blue_room #35 3 years ago

    that sloppy 360 'tornado' kick was nowhere near as entertaining as the ufc
  • Kuma #36 3 years ago

    @ OllyJ

    You should get the demo and try it out. I also really liked Def Jam FFNY. I would say that UFC sits somewhere between that and a straight up wrestling game. Slightly closer to wrestling than the FFNY style of combat that was kind of light on the wrestling and heavy on the brutal combat.
  • Demiath #37 3 years ago

    "If you're comfortable enough in your sexuality to be able to play game where muscular men regularly tussle with each other on the ground [...]"

    I bet EG's women readers are having a hard time figuring out what, exactly, the reviewer is trying to say with this silly sentence...
  • Nallen #38 3 years ago

    Matt seems to be unaware the UFC out sells Boxing on PPV already. It's less 'popular' (I think 'well known to the layman' would be a better way of putting it) because it's existed for a decade in the modern format, vs many decades for boxing. Also what's wrong with a first round submission victory?!
  • Matt_Edwards #39 3 years ago

    haha... o dear

    A tiny slip up at the end, after over 2000 words of serious review, and all some people can remember is the silly end comment.

    Which is supposed to be a light hearted dig at people who say the UFC is homoerotic...

    Screw it, you can never gauge what people will think about these things... :\
  • sifujames #40 3 years ago

    Def Jam FFNY was a great game. I always thought that a speeded up and fleshed out version of that engine would make for a great MMA game. Think it was developed by Aki (who did the now legendary WCW games on the N64)
  • TheRook21 #41 3 years ago

    wastelander said "I think it's not as popular as boxing because, as tough as these guys are, and how well trained they are in their respective disciplines, it's surprisingly boring to watch two guys tangled up on the ground rabbit punching each other. "

    You really need to see a good UFC fight with two people very good at submissions and countering submissions... that is intense and along with the various fights I've seen when someone is in an arm bar and you can practically see their arm being pulled out of the shoulder for them to not tap out and to counter the submission and carry on as if nothing much has happened becuase he is bad ass...

    Two of my friends are picking this up (one on 360 and the other on ps3) really enjoyed playing the demo with them and when the price drops I'll probably pick up the game as i'm not really into fighting games to play them often enough to justify full release prie
  • rhubarbandcustard #42 3 years ago

    Matty Edwards: why not simply edit the article and remove the "silly end comment"?

    It really is a pretty stupid paragraph to end your review with.
  • mkreku #43 3 years ago

    I just wish they weren't so closely connected with the UFC only. I mean, the world's best fighter isn't in this game! And I would love to take the Babyface Assassin back into the UFC to try to regain his belt!

    The heavyweight division must be sorely lacking in this game. Old Nogueira? Brock who?! Mir is OK, I guess..
  • Waldo #44 3 years ago

    "Welcome to the World Series of Cockfighting! There's gonna be some big fun on the bayou tonight!"
  • midnight_walker #45 3 years ago

    Brock 'Heavyweight Champion' Who, you mean.

    OK, whether or not he's done enough to earn the belt is another matter entirely, but that comment is a bit churlish.
  • Skurmedel #46 3 years ago

    A sport which I have absolutely no interest in. But I read the whole review. Very well written.
  • riz23 #47 3 years ago

    After regularly playing the demo in the office multiplayer since it came out, nearly every other colleague who didn't play it came up and made some remark about us liking 'sweaty men' or gazing with horror at Rua in the 'dominant position'. Therefore it I think it is only right that Matt Edwards should make this off the cuff comment. Everybody else has/will/is.
  • Wastelander #48 3 years ago

    You'll never stop the "Ooo'er homoerotic!" comments as any Pro Wrestling fan can attest too.

    Maybe it bothers MMA fans more as it's a real combat rather than combat theatre, but I really wouldn't get all het up about it.
  • mkreku #49 3 years ago

    @Midnight Walker: It's not really difficult to become HW champion if you only have to fight three fights.. and can afford to lose one of them! And remember, he won his belt against a 45 year old dude.. Both Nogueira and Couture are old and past their primes, and they are considered the top dogs in the weight class. Pretty weak class, wouldn't you think?

    The dude I'm aching to play is on a 26 (!) fight winning streak..
  • Kluff #50 3 years ago

    If you're comfortable enough in your sexuality to be able to play game where muscular men regularly tussle with each other on the ground, as well as beating each other senseless, then Undisputed comes highly recommended.

    Comfortable? Certainly!
    Sweaty, muscular guys? I'm in! ;-)
  • the_dudefather #51 3 years ago

    Call of duty 4 is for WIMPS who can't shoot REAL GUNS like me

    I shoot guns all the time, I would go on about all the guns I shoot but that would be so guns of me
  • andywilkie35 #52 3 years ago

    I like that games like Fallout 3 (i.e. absolutely packed with content and things to do) only need two pages to summarise, yet a game that is essentially mashing A as quickly as possible gets three!
  • HonestJoe #53 3 years ago

    Any publishers reading, I have a Turkish Wrestling design ready for development if you're interested?
  • thedaveeyres #54 3 years ago

    G_A_Y... what a lovely acronym.

    So whose sock is it? Come on.





  • RedSparrows #55 3 years ago

    i knew that last paragraph was gonna come up.

    i fear it was said, in, y'know, jest.
  • Miths #56 3 years ago

    If that last screenshot was anything to go by, I'm apparently not comfortable enough in my sexuality to play this game :).
    That ground game thing is just a tad too intimate and sweaty for my taste.

    I'm rather clueless about combat (I don't think watching shitty ninja movies by the dozen in the 80s and taking a few karate lessons 20 years ago count for much), but how often would a real life fight between two competent fighters end up on the ground for more than seconds?
    Without rules wouldn't one of them usually have managed to critically injure the other (going for the throat, eyes, whatever) before they end up spending several minutes on the ground with their arms and legs wrapped around eachother?
  • sifujames #57 3 years ago

    @ Miths

    Depends on what you mean by competent fighter. If you mean someone who's trained Karate etc or is just a good scrapper, then the issue is that they don't know how to fight on the ground, so more likely then not would end up rolling around scratching and biting like something in primary school until it's either broken up or everybody else joins in. The skill of grappling arts like Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Judo or wrestling, is in being able to control and dictate the fight should it hit the ground. That control might mean applying a choke, or it might simply mean being able to get the opponent off you so you can get the fuck out of there before their mates pile in.

    Critics of grappling arts often say things like "what if there was glass on the floor" or "what if there's 10 of them". If there's glass on the floor then I'm not going to dive on it to win the fight, but if I've ended up wrestling with the guy then I'm sure as hell gonna try and throw him as hard as possible on his head so he lands on it. And if I do fall over with him, then I'd like to know how to get up quickly, even if he's still on top of me. And regarding multiple opponents, well any martial art that claims they can teach you to fight 5 guys is lying. Maybe if they line up in an orderly queue... All you can really do is hope that they don't all charge at once.
    Edited by 1 at 20/05/09 @ 16:57
  • Pikol #58 3 years ago

    Great ! I looked foward to this game, now it's a must buy :)!
  • thepiedpiper #59 3 years ago

  • Gradius #60 3 years ago

    Has anyone mentioned how utterly homosexual this game and indeed this style of (sexual) combat is? No? Well, it is. It's even gayer than Hulk Hogan in a tutu. Playing this type of sex 'game' makes you gayer than Boy George with a penis in every hole, yup.

    UFC Undisputed? URGay Undisputed is more like it.
    Edited by 1 at 20/05/09 @ 17:23
  • XdarXideX #61 3 years ago

    haha.... you have to laugh at the insecure little fags who make homoerotic links with this game. UFC is the wave of the future in combat sports. Deal with it because when Boxing is dead, you're all going to be into it.
  • Gradius #62 3 years ago

    Totally not gay at all, nope.
  • XdarXideX #63 3 years ago

    Nope... it's not gay. It's about as viscious as fighting gets. You guys are just too stupid to see it as anything but homosexual.

    Out of interest, how many of you stupid people have actually watched a UFC/MMA event?
  • Gradius #64 3 years ago

    "Nope... it's not gay. It's about as viscious as fighting gets."

    Yeah, arse rape does tend to be quite vicious, what's your point?
  • XdarXideX #65 3 years ago

    my point is that your lack of education allows your feable mind to fantasize about homosexual acts when you see a fight go to the ground. It says a whole bunch about you.
  • bobmar360 #66 3 years ago

    I have downloaded the Demo and played it near enough every day for at least an hour, the standing game 'striking' is really good and gives a bit of change from the boxing games, as fo rthe ground game, once you understand how it works it can become very very good, all in all it is a well rounded game and the 'flash KO's make you want to rematch the mother fucker straight away.

    Also with Boxing/UFC(mma) arguments, I love both Boxing and UFC - Boxing was on the decline until fighters like Mayweather/Paccio/Hatton/Calzahgekahn (no good heavyweights arond - klitchko is boring as hell) started putting a bit of drama in to it - drawing in big crowds in vegas, up until then it was pretty dead, hopefully more good fighters appear and keep Boxing popular.
    UFC/mma is growing at a really great pace and advertising is vitl to this, people don't remember to well that this 'cage' fighting originates from ILLEGAL fighting and has been adapted to be a 'sport' - it is basically two guys totally fucking each other up by almost any means they can.

    For me i hope both the 'sports' grow and grow - i can't wait till firday to get the game - see you online hopefully folks
  • Gradius #67 3 years ago

    "my point is that your lack of education allows your feable mind to fantasize, blah blah blah"

    You're right of course, I mean you're obviously a hardcore Hulk Hogan fan, I'm sure your intellect far outweighs that of my own, and I have now come to see that oiled men writhing around on the floor and groping each other is not homoerotic in the slightest, only a real man would enjoy watching that. Gay guys hate watching muscle bound men in their little panties, sweating and stuff, don't they.

    Oh, by the way, seeing as you brought up the subject of education,'feable' isn't actually a word, the spelling you were looking for was 'feeble'.

    /pats XdarXideX on his scruffy little head.
  • TitusCrow #68 3 years ago

    If lesnar wants to be the HW champ for real, he knows who he has to beat. Will prob be the biggest MMA fight of all time ( might also be one of the shortest :o ) anyone who follows MMA and not just UFC knows the guy i mean. This game seems to be a great aproximation of MMA, though getting your head round all the buttons is harsh :) certainly as good a representation of MMA as i have ever seen on a video game.

  • jjolley #69 3 years ago

    I can say as someone without sight that the game's commentary track is one of the finest. I've ordered the game after listening to some of the videos on youtube. The product is certainly something to keep an eye on for each generation.
  • Trikk #70 3 years ago

    Can I play as Fedor?
  • Wastelander #71 3 years ago

    "Totally not gay at all, nope."

    Lawls! Where the hell do you find this stuff? :D
    Edited by 2 at 20/05/09 @ 20:24
  • Gradius #72 3 years ago

    @Wastelander

    I found it under XdarXideX's bed, it was slightly sticky too, make of that what you will.... :D


    OGC
  • CrumpetBoy #73 3 years ago

    I'm going to buy this game. I'm going to buy this game because this is the funniest forum thread I have read in years. Anything that inspires such passion (of any persuasion) must have something going for it.

    Just out of interest, are there any gay men here who are offended by being compared to UFC fighters? Just wondering...
  • dramalon #74 3 years ago

    So I admit that I have a TV that supports only 480i/480p/1080i. Blame the economy, blame me, who cares. I went out to the wonderful GameStop yesterday and bought the new UFC game for the PS3. Now I looked before I bought it to see if it had 1080i HD support before I made my purchase. The back of the box says "SUpported HD Video Output 720p/1080i. Sweet! Even in my low-class standing I can still enjoy the wonders of HD UFC action.

    Or Not.

    You see, upon start-up the title switches to one of the 480 options. Unlike every other title that I have added to my collection that "Supports" 1080i, the crap ass programmers at THQ managed to fuck up and shit dick the games output performance. After calling the customer service line for clarification, I was told the PS3 version only plays in 720p. The 1080i on the box means that the title "PLAY ON A TV THAT SUPPORTS 1080i BUT WILL NOT OUTPUT IN THAT RESOLUTION. False advertising bullshit from a game company? Shocker.

    PS - THQ...FUCK YOU. I have been involved in making games for over 6 years. I might actually know a little something about video output resolutions. Just to make sure that I wasn't wrong here, I did a check on my debug system and the only supported resolutions available for the PS3 version are 480i/480p/720p.
    Edited by 1 at 20/05/09 @ 22:27
  • 67Charger #75 3 years ago

    sincerely hope that the people calling this game "gay" aren't into silly games with wizards, fireballs, aliens, spells, monsters, spaceships, wannabe gangsta carjackers, dragons, zombies, androids, mutants, etc... time for some of you to turn off the computer or console, and get a real life.

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  • rogueJT #77 3 years ago

    Wow, I'm shocked this might actually be good.
  • smelly #78 3 years ago

    UFC: The "sport" which is sooo interesting that they had to put a reality show around it
  • spookyzombie #79 3 years ago

    Played the full game earlier today and thought it was average. It does win the award for the 'most information to take in via the tutorial' though. It would also win the 'campest game' ever award too. 5/10.
  • XdarXideX #80 3 years ago

    @gradius

    oh shit, I mispelled a word. My point must be invalid. I still question your education because you clearly haven't any clue as to what happens in an mma match. Oiled? No that's sweat. Groping? No that's a fight to remove your opponents ability to fight back effectively, use up their energy and possibly pull a limb in a way it's not made to go or choke someone half to death. It's called fighting you idiot. Don't be so insulted that you need to fight back against me in reply to other people's posts that have nothing to do with me.

    By the way I find it funny how you link hulk hogan to gay acts yet you know who he is. Ex wwf fan?

    I bet you're a die hard soccer fan who's named his unwanted child 'manunited''. Go cling to the last few strings hanging from your questionable heterosexuality. You're obviously struggling you goddamn nuckle-dragging retard.
    Edited by 1 at 21/05/09 @ 13:40
  • Gradius #81 3 years ago

    "oh shit, I mispelled a word. My point must be invalid. I still question your education....."

    It's 'misspelled', oh and the word 'nuckle' doesn't exist either. Seriously, I'm not going to argue about education with someone who obviously hasn't had one. Ask your mummy to buy you one of these and get back to me when you know how to communicate at an adult level.

    On another note, I never knew baiting could be so easy, I should do it more often.
  • XdarXideX #82 3 years ago

    Baiting? You weren't baiting, you're just trying to cover up the fact you're completely uneducated about the sport and got exposed about your extreme sexuality discomfort.

    Not that it matters, but FYI I'm using my iPod to access the net and I find it a little hard to type when the keyboard stops responding every now and then. It also has a predictive text feature which often catches typos and corrects them, but when there is an advert refreshing itself the iPod doesn't like it.

    Educated or not, you're still an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about.
  • Gradius #83 3 years ago

    Baiting = calling something 'gay' and waiting for the retards to bite, that's exactly what I did and it worked a treat. Read my first post here, if that's not baiting, I don't know what is. At least you have CountFapular backing you up though, he thought the Saw movies were 'intellectual' so I guess you two are on roughly the same level mentally. As for your excuses regarding your illiteracy...hmm. Anyway, I'm off, I'll leave you to enjoy your semi-naked sweaty men in tight pants.
  • XdarXideX #84 3 years ago

    A lie and a declaration of you exit from a losing battle, accompanied by an attempt at turning the tables using the same dialog as the person you're opposing. You're a closet case and your mentality gives you away when compared to the pattern of the arguement. That's me politely saying that you're a fucking idiot and I'm glad you're going, because maybe a little reflection on this day's commenting will allow you to accept just how much of a butthole you are. Or maybe it will just make you realize that instead of "baiting" you've really just wasted a whole bunch of your life making yourself look stupid.

    Now I'm sure 'manunited' needs a change of nappy or something but be careful!! If it's a boy you might feel a bit gay.

    Ja ne
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  • addyb #87 3 years ago

    LOL im not a huge poster on EG but i often visit the site just for the childish arguments in the comments section.

    BTW does anyone think this is better than punch out? :) ill get me coat!!
  • Miths #88 3 years ago

    Okay, after playing the demo for an hour I take back my previous comment about the homoerotic space marines... oh, wait wrong game - the last part at least.
    I still think two half naked, sweaty men wrapped around each other on the floor looks rather iffy, but I actually enjoy most of the game mechanics - what little I've managed to learn and remember after going through the tutorial sections and a few exhibition matches (which mainly consisted of punches and kicks) - so I have a feeling I might actually end up buying this tomorrow when I'm also picking up Bionic Commando.
  • Decap #89 3 years ago

    Ok, I just have to say that the last section on this review is incredibly stupid from the reviewer. I mean seriously, thats just plain childish.. And it only makes the whole comments-section fill up with these gay-jokes and all other shit instead of talking about the actual game.

    All in all, plz.. lets leave these "jokes" to commentors in the future instead of setting them up on the review?
  • Kryon #90 3 years ago

    This is a great game, and I'm glad to see devs finally starting to show a bit of support for the gay community. Up until now it has been hard for guys like XdarXideX to find games that are geared towards their sexual preferences but now UFC has changed all that. This title also takes away the need to 'come out' to your friends and family as just playing it infront of them will tell them all they need to know, taking away the need for that often embarrassing/awkward conversation, good stuff!