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Twilight Princess script online News

GameCube Wii News by Robert Purchese

13 February, 2007

A man known only as "Mgoblue" has uploaded the entire script of The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess to the internet, a document so large it engulfed 212 pages of our common word-processor.

It contains absolutely everything, even the author's own feelings regarding the Zelda series as a whole. Naturally you should be aware of the consequences before you follow our internet trail to the guide, as it does contain spoilers, although the epic piece is split into chapters and sections for easier navigation.

It really is a beautiful beast. Sit by our fire, let us read you an excerpt:

  • FADO
  • Hey! Link! You there?
  • Hey, you mind helpin' me herd the goats?
  • They ain't listenin' to me lately!
  • Hey, where's Epona?

It's the second project by the self proclaimed "arteest", the previous being a highly-rated Star Fox Assault guide. We think it's all a little weird, but we can't fault his effort.

He also seems to be quite open to emails; ready to talk about anything Zelda.

"I can probably recite every line of dialogue front and back and while burping and can espouse all the crazy timeline theories that abound and what it all means in the grand scheme of things," he adds at the bottom of his creation.

What would you ask him?

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LOLLERS
13/02/07 @ 17:42
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Skip to the end...

"See you later..."

oh
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JediMasterMalik
13/02/07 @ 17:43
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That's ridiculous, and quite sad.
Bertie [staff]
13/02/07 @ 17:45
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Right yes, er, link corrected.
Hendo
13/02/07 @ 17:52
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I'd ask him if he's spending Valentines alone.
Oh actually, that might be a waste of time....
Pac-man ate my wife
13/02/07 @ 17:59
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What a waste of fucking time. Honestly. Is there anyone in years to come whose going to be thankful for this?
Penguinzoot
13/02/07 @ 18:04
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Is that the same Mgoblue that used to post on EG?
CitizenGeek
13/02/07 @ 18:34
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Eh, so what? It's Zelda, not Final Fantasy.
Whitey McCool
13/02/07 @ 19:17
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I'd ask him why he bothers getting out of bed in the morning.
Artemis_Matsas
13/02/07 @ 19:52
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Some people have waaaay too much time on their hands...
vegard
13/02/07 @ 19:56
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some people masturbate a lot. some people write down zelda dialogue.
Rizzle
13/02/07 @ 19:58
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LOLLERS - If I had a biscuit, it'd be yours. Pegg would be proud.
zendragon
13/02/07 @ 20:29
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A question? How about this:
Have you ever been with a woman?
tnomad
13/02/07 @ 20:35
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Don't people regularly post entire game transcripts to GameFAQs. How is this news? How Eurogamer... HOW????

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Yossarian
13/02/07 @ 20:49
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"Eh, so what? It's Zelda, not Final Fantasy."

neither series has writing worth transcribing
hokuto_no_rob
13/02/07 @ 20:50
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"Li'l stag beetle, li'l stag beetle, your spiky pinchers are so sharp! They must
feel so good..."

Best Zelda line ever.
alimokrane
13/02/07 @ 21:02
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some people have WAY too much free time!
Drakron
13/02/07 @ 21:09
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"Don't people regularly post entire game transcripts to GameFAQs. How is this news? How Eurogamer... HOW????"

Yes and no, game transcripts are usually of non localized japanese games, its purpose is for the people to understand what the hell in going on.

This is a ... waste of time, besides its better that another Halo 3 non-news.
Dr.Mott
13/02/07 @ 22:10
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I suppose I would ask him "Have you tried porn instead, mate?"
ProtoformX
13/02/07 @ 22:41
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I'd be a tease and tell him he missed a line of dialogue that you only get from talking to Midna at 10 hours, 15 minutes and 37 seconds into the game and you can only get that line if you talk to the postman 18 times, the shaman in Kakariko 952 times and then the cat outside the inn in Hyrule Town 2 times and then to Midna.

Just to see what he'd do.
smelly
13/02/07 @ 23:37
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I'd like to publicall deny any rumours that im this guy.. I may be a sad nintendo game fan.. but i aint this sad!
ManicDrunkMonk
14/02/07 @ 01:46
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Clearly smelly, in every sense.
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Psi
14/02/07 @ 08:13
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what if he just played the game through reading out loud into a pc with speech recognition? wouldn't take too much effort, and the fact it's taken this long to produce it would mean he took his time at the game :P

(it wasn't me!)
Artemis_Matsas
14/02/07 @ 08:49
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busted!!!
Instinct
14/02/07 @ 08:49
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/me shrugs.

Quite a bit of hypocrisy here. Nobody ever had a hobby that seemed a bit like a waste of a time, a bit pointless, was looked down upon?

I know there are scripts for the MGS games too, which was very helpful when I was trying to find a quote for a discussion I was having.
Katsumoto
14/02/07 @ 09:04
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/agrees with Instinct.

Not quite as bad as my fellow WoW addicts telling me i'm sad for liking Star Trek though.
ArcMonkey
14/02/07 @ 09:11
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Nobody ever had a hobby that seemed a bit like a waste of a time, a bit pointless, was looked down upon?

Erm..."playing on that damn 'puter?"
superdelphinus
14/02/07 @ 09:19
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what a twat
parablax
14/02/07 @ 09:23
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Hmm - guess what, almost every game entry on gamefaqs has a game script FAQ - how has this made the news?

Cone on there is plenty other stuff to write about - what about the new voting channel that's been release on wii this morning?


Singularity
14/02/07 @ 09:39
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That puts our own Wonka's Sudeki effort to shame!
Bertie [staff]
14/02/07 @ 10:29
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Not quite as bad as my fellow WoW addicts telling me i'm sad for liking Star Trek though.

:D
Mashum
14/02/07 @ 10:36
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+1 Instinct

I despair.

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