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Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09 All-Play

Caddy longlegs.

Despite the perfectly snug fit between golf and the Wii, last year's Tiger Woods offering felt like a lazy PS2 port with some token motion control tacked on. The good news is that for the '09 edition, EA has made an appreciable effort to give the Wii a distinct Tiger to call its own. The excellent news is that they've also included most of the new features from the 360 and PS3 versions. The slightly disappointing news is that the motion control, while vastly improved from last year, remains likely to frustrate as many as it pleases.

This is partly because until the MotionPlus add-on arrives, the remote still isn't quite up to the job of truly replicating your swing on-screen. It does a good job of creating the illusion of true 1-to-1 motion capture, with your golfer's virtual arms moving in sync with your own, but the power still seems to be gauged more by the height and fluidity of the upswing than whatever effort you exert in real life. This makes gauging the power of short game strokes something of a dark art - and one the game seems reluctant to help you learn.

Putting is the other problem area. Some people love the new system. Some have come to accept its somewhat quirky nature. Plenty, however, have found it so counter-intuitive that they've dismissed it as broken. It's not broken, exactly, but nor is it particularly well implemented. Unlike the feedback-free drives, putts rely on a twitchy power bar and figuring out the relationship between the level of the gauge and the length of your shot can be a long and irritating process. I even found more success by landing deliberately off the green, and then chipping the ball into the hole from the border rather than racking up shots with the putter.

It doesn't help that the holes sometimes seem to be protected by force fields, with perfectly good shots breaking around the rim all too often or stopping short. This rather clumsy system makes it too easy to turn an easy Birdie into a Bogey, or worse. Of course, putting is the bane of many golfer's lives, so the flipside to these grumbles is that this version of the game is the one most likely to feel "right" to real golfers. Once you've worked out the relationship between your movements and the action, stick it on the harder difficulty settings and success depends much more on your ability to read the green, or control the club, than the other console versions.

Draw and fade can be added to the shot by dragging the target, or by twisting the remote as you swing.

All of which sounds quite daunting for a game on the populist Wii, and that's where the All-Play concept comes in. Designed to allow everyone to join in, regardless of skill or coordination, playing with All-Play activated shows you exactly where every shot will land - all you need to do is swing your arms. It's laughably simple really, and makes it all but impossible to screw shots up.

It's not really clear what the purpose is though. You're not learning anything by playing in this mode, and you won't get any better at the game. Those playing normally certainly won't want to play against someone using All-Play, since it effectively means you're playing against a foolproof golfing robot. It gives the game an unbalanced feel, and it's a feeling that it never quite shakes. It's either pointlessly easy or frustratingly tricky, and there's not much room for the averagely skilled player to find their niche. Even if the game simply allowed you calibrate the top of your swing when you create your golfer, physically determining the parameters of your game, the ability to consistently hit medium strength shots would be more attainable. As it is, you may find yourself changing clubs to reduce the maximum distance rather than trusting your own arms, which is an odd way to play.