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  • Blerk #1 9 years ago

    ZX Spectrum r000lz!

  • Tiger_Walts #2 9 years ago

    I can see this game running smoothly on the Vectrex.

  • shane #3 9 years ago

    what so you play vice city without doing the missions?? ohh how fun.
    have you even opened the second island??

  • chris63751 #4 9 years ago

    I believe the main problem in all the GTA games is that it is so easy to get away from the cops. If you hit some one with a car and theres not a cop around to see it you don't get away with it, but in GTA you do, same problem with steeling cars.

    It would be nice that if you hit some one in driver 3 they should make it so a cop will always try to pull you over, for a couple of months, (in game time). I would really like to know how Driver 3 will handle this issue, it would be cool if after a sertain amount of time after you break a law, there would be somekind of recoglnition that tell you you can stop hanging low, if that is what you decided to do. It would be a little releaf and selbration once yo ugot off the wanted list. It is just so lame how you just hit people, steel cars, shoot a gun in public, shoot someone and then just get away with it.

    It would be so cool if they made it so steeling a car, and not being repoted, would be really hard, and epecially with the nice cars. And if you can perches items in Driver 3, it should be expensive, and money shouldn't come easy.

    And one last thing if you have a bad police record, every time a cop catches you doing another crime you should start with high felony. And to get rid of some of the emidiet felony you should be able to do some time, wich would be more like going to the Police station and entering it then leaving, and having it cost ALOT of money aswell, because sitting in a cell for a while as part of the game would just be lame.

    Well driver 3 looks like it will be a great game no matter what they do about these problems.
    Edited by chris63751 at 24/07/03 @ 06:18

  • LaundroMat #5 9 years ago

    Do you have Burger King in Mesa, AZ?

  • pjmaybe #6 9 years ago

    No but there's a Dunkin Donits

    Peej

  • chris63751 #7 9 years ago

    What i would really like to see in Driver 3 would be that you aren't the only one that can break laws. Such as if someone shoots at you and a cop sees it, the cop shoots the other guy, not you when you pull out a gun and bust a cap in the other guy's ass. That would be alot more fun and realistic that way. Also that would be cool if a cop caught you speeding and you could just pull over in a red area that will appear when you can be pulled over. Instead of being forced to "take off," like in Driver 1 and 2.

    And it would be really cool if you could see some guy being arrested for something and the cop taking him to the police station, and then you could try to bust him out him on the way there, that would be tight.

    And does any one know if you can rob stores and luch stands and banks? It would be cool if you had to situate, (set up), your own appartment, such as buy you own stuff at stores, or steel it, what ever works. Does any one know if you can set up your own house?

  • chris63751 #8 9 years ago

    Oh ya, and does any one know what kind of personality the cops will have, such as what do they consider illegal, and will they bust other people?

    Please reply

  • Blerk #9 9 years ago

    Look:
    Driver 3 - 30/04/04

    You have a long wait. Go play some other games.

  • pjmaybe #10 9 years ago

    Ooh I think we've got another I-Tard thread!

    Peej

  • chris63751 #11 9 years ago

    Does any one know if there will be police missions, E.M.T. missions, etc... in Driver 3 like in GTA and VC, because if they do it would be really tight if they made a Coast Guard set-up too, because then you could bust people for drugs, get illigal imagrents and other stuff like that, that would be tight.

    The planes were lame they didn't even fucking fly!

  • shane #12 9 years ago

    this forum has every info about driver 3 and some for gta its the best...... who owns it?

    i do i own all these threads* and you can consider yourself an arse

    *i may or may not own this thread

  • chris63751 #13 9 years ago

    How about every one who wants to talk about GTA or VC, goes to one of the forums for either game, because this subject is much different than those. Most of the differences favor Driver 3, such as realism, game play and most of all, not leaving wholes in a game.
    But becarful with that last one, it might require a little thought for you GTA fans.

  • LaundroMat #14 9 years ago

    Amaarss:
    The people in blue are in one way or another involved in the development of Driver 3. If you look at other threads, for other games, you'll notice that other people's names will be printed in blue too. That's because those people are involved (in one way or another) with the development of the game that other thread is devoted to.

    If you have any sensible questions to ask on Driver 3, go ahead :) We're here to hype our game, so we'll answer you to the best of our knowledge (and ofcourse, to the best we can, because we cannot tell you everything about the game).

    Oh, and the people in blue refer to themselves as "The Chosen Ones". If you ask us a question in this thread, start it with "O, Choses One". This will create an alert on our very powerful development computers (that scan all the forums dedicated to our game), and we'll be back here soon with an answer.

  • st3ph3n #15 9 years ago

    It's "alsome" that this thread has become some sort of haven for 'tards who can't spell and have no clue how to use the english language properly.

  • st3ph3n #16 9 years ago

    Why don't you all fuck off back to the team xbox forums.

  • st3ph3n #17 9 years ago

    It rules? You've not even played the game yet. Sure the screenshots look pretty good, and the first 2 were good games, but you can't surely devote your life to a game that isn't even out of development.

    At least half of the posts on this comments thread are from you, it's painfully obvious.

    Now lets see if you can respond to my comments using your big boy words, and perhaps even some punctuation?

  • st3ph3n #18 9 years ago

    Ok echido, let's see if we can correct your last statement.

    "im going to fuck with driver u fuck with the son of maker of refletions i can have u bannd from getting any kind of game"

    Hmmmm, I can't seem to work out how many sentences you're trying to use there.

    Is it "I'm going to fuck with driver you fuck."
    I'm not sure where you're trying to go next so I'll have a stab at "I know someone who works for reflections, the company that produces this piece of software, and because of this reason, and my obvious disliking of you, I will try to get you banned from ever playing this piece of software."

  • Blerk #19 9 years ago

    Does anyone have a registration key for iTard? The one I downloaded from Donitman doesn't seem to work. :-(

  • FWB #20 9 years ago

    Aww, shit. Look what I missed out on.

  • renzo #21 9 years ago

    WOPR - i dmenad a reudfn of my copee of itard it dnot werk it crap driver3 is gnona rock bicth

    any1 got a serial no for itard im goin mad hrer i cant take it i wnat itard now!1!!!1!!!

  • pjmaybe #22 9 years ago

    theinstantyouloaddriver3upyouaredeclaredgayerbytheworldhealthorganisationanditwill
    bethebestgameeveriwonderiftherewillbeasexyladyinitandwonderifshewillbemygirlfriend
    andbuymethingsbecauseican'tstopdribblingandmymumsaysismellandtheps2isgaysoistheeggs
    boxandthegaycubeiownaphillipsg700anditroxorsandgta3isoutonitandiliveinhappylandwith
    themagicclownwhokeepstouchingmyhairandtellingmenottotellmydad

    Edited by pjmaybe at 01/08/03 @ 17:53

  • Blerk #23 9 years ago

    a new tougher breed, resistant to iTard has developed

    Genetically modified 'tard? My God! What have we created?!

    /dramatic music

  • Tiger_Walts #24 9 years ago

    The non-GM one is referred to as a McTard I believe.

  • renzo #25 9 years ago

    Actually Amaarss... we're running a competition. It involves having a person's name in the game. Would you like to enter this competition?

  • st3ph3n #26 9 years ago

    Amaarss - Design standard states that a button should only require to be clicked once to perform its proper action. So try not to double click the speak your brain button or your comments will be repeated.

    Also, "soppose" is actually "supposed", and one of your sentence appears to be badly fragmented. Although you have got your point across without making an utter tit of yourself.

  • pjmaybe #27 9 years ago

    "there really is not anything to talk about driver 3 anymore..... every thing is covered here............ "

    Right. that's it you lot, this is getting silly. There is to be NO MORE TALKING ABOUT DRIVER 3 on this, the "Driver 3 Screenshots thread" any more. Do you hear me? NO MORE! Stop, desist....!

    Now, resume the petty tard-baiting

    Peej

  • renzo #28 9 years ago

    Great Amaarss. I'll have to confer with the other game developers on what exactly the competition entails, but I can guarantee you it will be lots of fun!

    Stay tuned
    Driver 3 Development Team

  • Blerk #29 9 years ago

    u need to get some rambow cowder

    Some what? Is that like a donit?

  • Singularity #30 9 years ago

    Err, is this thread actually about a game?

  • st3ph3n #31 9 years ago

    Right echido, lets look at your last one: "iv have enternet ability my dad work for reflections k arnold wagner thats why st3ph3n"

    Now you've used "iv", which I assume is supposed to be "I've" which means "I have" which negates the use of your second have there. I assume "enternet" is internet, and that "ability" and "k" perhaps mark the end of the various sentences.

    So that should work out as "I have internet ability. My dad works for reflections, ok?". However, I'm stuck with this "Arnold Wagner" fellow and how he relates to me. Perhaps you could explain it (using the big boy words you learned at school) for me?

  • st3ph3n #32 9 years ago

    WOW! A statement with no spelling mistakes. Although you should have capitalised the start and had a full stop at the end of the Sentence. The first letter of my forename and surname should also have been capitalised.

    I'll give you 6 out of 10 for that one. Try harder next time and maybe you'll get a gold star and a lollipop.

  • JabbaDaHut #33 9 years ago

    Oh COME ON St3ph3n! At least a 7...gotta keep up the little guys confidence...

  • JabbaDaHut #34 9 years ago

    Hey Spongy - are you a girl? Repeating yourself instead of coming up with witty retorts is VERY female...

  • JabbaDaHut #35 9 years ago

    Ahahahaha superb spong boy(girl?) my last statement confirmed!


    And yes you ARE a big dick - so hard to find people that admit to their little faults...

  • st3ph3n #36 9 years ago

    HEHEHE, mong-boy. It's not big and it's not clever, but it's damn funny.

    I'll gladly take an insult when someone makes good use of the english language, but otherwise I will just ignore it.

    Also echido, you use "cock liker", which could be either "cock licker" or as you originally meant it. Is this term in any way derogatory? I'd certainly hope not as this would make you some sort of homophobe. Is there anything wrong with gay people in your opinion? Perhaps you'd also like to make some sort of racial slur whilst you're visiting the site.

  • JabbaDaHut #37 9 years ago

    'go back to mc donalds wopper you little faget '

    St3ph - do you want to take this one or shall I? Actually can you do it - I'm off home soon from work...

  • st3ph3n #38 9 years ago

    Ronald McDonald is spinning, never mind poor old Oscar.

    Anyway Mr Drift, the "whopper" burger is served up by the good people of the Burger King company, not McDonalds.

    Again I'd like to reiterate on my behalf, and hopefully that of others, that all arguments will duly be noted and contested if and when they are accurately spelt.

    Edit: I also forgot to mention the use of the word "faget", which I will assume is supposed to mean "fagot", which means you're either calling WOPR - "A bundle of sticks, twigs, or small branches of trees, used for fuel, for raising batteries, filling ditches, or other purposes in fortification; a fascine." or you are in fact using it as a derogatory term for a homosexual man, in which case you are in direct contradiction of the posting rules of this website, and are in general a shit example of a human being.
    Edited by st3ph3n at 01/08/03 @ 21:11

  • Martin #39 9 years ago

    Oh. My. God!

    This has to be the funniest thread I've (tried to) read in a long time.

    Are all these people for real??

  • Khab #40 9 years ago

    Monkeys!

  • st3ph3n #41 9 years ago

    /me rubs eyes in disbelief

    Do I see sensible comment on the game? I think I do.

  • ObiJo #42 9 years ago

    Yes, you are seeing some much needed sensible comment on the game. Would anyone like to add anymore sensible comments or questions?

  • ObiJo #43 9 years ago

    Will Alvaro Vasquez be in Driver 3? does anyone know?

  • JabbaDaHut #44 9 years ago

    'The blue names are people who wasted the time to register at this site when you can just post without registering. '


    No No NO! -As LaundroMat stated 'The people in blue are in one way or another involved in the development of Driver 3.'

    What - do you not believe us or something?

  • renzo #45 9 years ago

    What I meant was. Matt___jon is a cool d00d.

    Cheers
    Driver®3 Development Team
    Edited by renzo at 04/08/03 @ 15:21

  • renzo #46 9 years ago

    Yes LaundroMat. That is correct. I am the Lead Animator in the team, and don't you fucken forget it.

    Cheers
    Driver®3 Development Team

  • pjmaybe #47 9 years ago

    "It's really heavy and difficult to get hold of"

    Nah it's easy to get hold of but not as easy as Mercury, all you have to do to find mercury is look in Hg Wells

    (god that was a crap chemist's joke)

    Peej

  • renzo #48 9 years ago

    "Nah it's easy to get hold of but not as easy as Mercury, all you have to do to find mercury is look in Hg Wells

    (god that was a crap chemist's joke)"

    Just for that, you get to be Mercury Animator.

    Cheers
    Driver®3 Development Team

    BTW, my role has now changed to Lead Programmer... I'm gonna have a go at trying to programme some of this uncooperative lead, cos it's just too damn hard to animate it.

  • pjmaybe #49 9 years ago

    All i can say is that the meshes for bullet impacts are looking pretty sweet. I knocked them up in PbRush03 last night.

    Cheers,

    Driver 3 Mercury Lead Aminator

  • LaundroMat #50 9 years ago

    lol at WOPR.

    Anyway, half of the Driver 3 development team has been on holidays over the past weeks (except for some poor saps such as WOPR who had to stay at the office and continue work on Driver 3).

    Now that we're back, and now that we've had some time to think about the game, we've decided to:
    - include "flying machines", such as fridges. (cheers for the suggestion posted in this forum)
    - there will be no blood in the game. Marketing thinks it'll sell better without blood.
    - you will be able to ride a bicycle. In fact, about 75% of the game will require biking (it's really fun: by alternatively tapping [X] and [O] on the joypad, you can speed up the bike)
    - missions will range from getting groceries for your grandmother to popping a cap in the mayor's ass/arse (the mayor's ass/arse will not bleed after this incident however)

    Keep the suggestions coming, we're really having fun integrating them in the final game.

    Oh, one last thing. We will have to postpone the release of Driver 3 a little bit, because our Main Programmer has had a fight with his wife (about Driver 3; she wanted to be able to ride cows in it, and he couldn't program that) and the wife has thrown away half a drawer of ZIP disks with the code on it. Tommy (our main programmer) is doing overtime rewriting the code, and we think the game will be postponed by a few months (say, about 12).

    This also means that the screenshots above are no longer valid (as the source code has been lost), but rest assured we'll post some new ones soon!

    Thanks for your time,

    Kevin "LaundroMat" Matthews
    Project Manager Driver3

  • brutal #51 9 years ago

    LMFAO!!

    best. thread. ever. (well, maybe ;))

  • Scuzz #52 9 years ago

    The only weapon you may ever come across is the pineapple that is hidden in one of the levels, however at this time I will not disclose the position.

  • LaundroMat #53 9 years ago

    WOPR, I'm sorry, but this is in fact subject of a press release we'll be issueing on Monday. Don't leak this kind of information anymore please.

    Amaars, remember you didn't hear this from us, ok?

  • LaundroMat #54 9 years ago

    If you look very closely at this picture, you should be able to answer that question yourself, Amaarss.

  • chris63751 #55 9 years ago

    hey i just read that driver 3 will be comming out in November, that is way ahead of scedual, so does any one know if this is true, (any one that has there shit together, that is)

    Talk on msn with me, kylerconnelly@hotmail.com
    MAKE SURE YOU READ THAT RIGHT

  • chris63751 #56 9 years ago

    When we do put out the new info on driver 3 in Augest what sight will we put it on

  • FWB #57 9 years ago

    hey i just read that driver 3 will be comming out in November, that is way ahead of scedual, so does any one know if this is true,


    As with all games deadlines are not always 100%. We are doing our best to bring Driver 3 out as soon as possible, but unfortunately we suffered a major computer crash the other day which resulted in the loss of alot of code, including the "gas pumping" feature.

    FWB
    Driver 3 Dev. Team
    Coffee boy

  • pjmaybe #58 9 years ago

    I would just like to add that we will be offering some Driver 3 Merchandise to the reader who produces the best Driver 3 fan website, with fan fiction and art (erotic Driver 3 fan fiction will be allowed but kept in a separate folder to the rest).

    Many Thanks,

    Peej ("Peej") Maybe,

    Driver 3 Public Interpersonal Relations Manager, BSC, SSC

  • Daryoon #59 9 years ago

    Hey boys, has the David Hasselhoff deal gone through yet? We need to get him in for the voice acting and song recording ASAP. Heard the change of location to Hot Shot City was particularly good too.

    Darien Shields
    Driver 3 Dev. Team
    Sound Dep.

  • otto #60 9 years ago

    *sacks WOPR*

  • Errol #61 9 years ago

    Currently, we are trying to implement an 'antipodean babe generator' into the game. This is proving difficult however, and I have been forced to probe quite deeply into the babes in order to try and sort out the problem.

    Errol 'Babe of the Day' Marshal
    Lead Dev. Team Co-ordinator
    Driver III.
    Edited by Errol at 11/08/03 @ 15:57

  • Blerk #62 9 years ago

    You guys suXXorZ! Isn't your stupid game ready yet?

    Blerk.
    GTA 4 Dev Team.

  • JabbaDaHut #63 9 years ago

    Hey FWB - I got the gas pumping feature back in just now! Whoever thought up that one needs a prize, waddya think?

    Oh and cream 2 sugers - Ta!

  • otto #64 9 years ago

    Errol, please use approved corporate nomenclature. The game has an arabic numeral in its title, not a roman one.

    Oh, and have you taken your pills? Please do remember that it's written into your contract. Hyoushi, would you bring the cattle prod please?

  • pjmaybe #65 9 years ago

    Little does WOPR know but I'm seeing his missus on the side whilst he's working all hours of the day and night on this game...

    Keep it to yourself though punters

    Peej Maybe,

    Driver 3 Interpersonal Relationships and Extra-Marital Affairs Dept.

  • Whizzo #66 9 years ago

    Does the game have a Segway or Sinclair C5?

  • Tiger_Walts #67 9 years ago

    JabbaDaHut, have you put any more thought into the Stoplight Windscreen Washer minigame, I think a bentami style rhythm action with 'irate driver' set pieces is called for. What do you think?

    Tiger (Oi You!) Walts
    Official Driver III team teaboy
    Edited by Tiger_Walts at 11/08/03 @ 16:13

  • mentat #68 9 years ago

    You guys! Can it!
    Your comments are blocking out the comments of the stupid donits that we've got to convince to buy this steaming pile when you lazy sods actually get off your arses and do some sodding progamming.
    Thanks.

    Mentat
    Public Relations Manager
    Driver 3 Dev Team

  • FWB #69 9 years ago

    Nice one, JabbaDaHut. That surely deserves a jammy dodger. I think we're out of filters though so I've just got to pop out to Safeways.

    Do you reckon we could get a cup holder simulation into the game? I was speaking to the boys in MR and they said it'd go down well with the soccer mum demographic.

    FWB
    Driver 3 Dev. Team
    Coffee boy

  • Tiger_Walts #70 9 years ago

    I've just had a thought, we can increase project funding through advertising by inserting a Starbucks on the corner of every street. Also, by putting random car stickers everywhere, even ones the player can collect and apply to his favourite set of wheels.

    Tiger (Oi You!) Walts
    Official Driver III team
    Tea Boy

    EDIT> Can I have that pay rise from one Donit a day to one Donit and a Custard Cream now?
    Edited by Tiger_Walts at 11/08/03 @ 16:33

  • JabbaDaHut #71 9 years ago

    Tiger_Walts: working on that just now - how freaky is that? Also adding in the Hit the Granny section this afternoon. Thinking of rejigging it so you get extra points for nicking her shopping - Suggestions, Ideas?

    FWB: As far as I know this one is still being discussed. I'm glad that you are coming up with ideas that have obviously been influenced by your daily chores. See Fanboyees - From top to bottom the Driver 3 team is here for you...

    Jabba(AKA Tabasco)Da(AKA Ice)Hut(AKA Montage)
    Lead programmer
    Driver 3

  • jiroczech #72 9 years ago

    Wow! Really nice to see such enthusiasm for your game, Driver 3 Dev Team. Nice community feel here isn't this, yes? Maybe together we can build on it's success. I hope.

    Jiro Czech
    Infogrames Marketing Dept.
    La France
    H4W-h33-H4W

  • Tiger_Walts #73 9 years ago

    Jiro, your sig needs updating, should it not read Atari not Infogrames. Or is the marketing department still confused?

    Tiger (Oi You!) Walts
    Official Driver III team
    Tea Boy

  • mal #74 9 years ago

    Oh, we've got more than twenty bikes in there. There's gonna be a red one, a blue one, a yellow one, a couple of pink ones, one with lots of sparkly lights, a fast one, a cop one and loads more. We've done extensive research, and we think we've got all the colours of the rainbow covered.

    Mal (mal) Miller
    Motorbike team leader
    Driver 3 team

  • pjmaybe #75 9 years ago

    Hi again,

    The list of official cars is as follows

    . Mustang Mach 2
    . Tuk Tuk
    . Mustang Sportif
    . 1990 Renault Laguna
    . Yellow Taxi
    . Police Cruiser
    . Lambourghini Muriel
    . Ford Edsel Convertible
    . Ford Rutabago
    . Rover P2000
    . Mini Cooper S
    . Rolf Harris
    . Lambourghini NobXtenzzione
    . Ferrari Ferrerro
    . Porsche Pie


    Thanks,

    Peej "Ladykiller Biscuit" Maybe,

    Driver 3 Development Team

  • Tiger_Walts #76 9 years ago

    Peej, is the Lambourghini NobXtenzzione featured in the game the one with the advanced handling pack or is it free of any power assistance?

    Tiger (Oi You!) Walts
    Official Driver III team
    Tea Boy

  • Nemesis #77 9 years ago

    Quiet news day chaps?

  • jiroczech #78 9 years ago

    Haha. Yes! We are always confused!!

    Jori Czach
    Infogramez / Atari Meat Marketing Board.

  • mentat #79 9 years ago

    Sure Amaarse, be pleased to help you out with a list of expected vehicles. Please note that this is only a work in progress list at the moment, so is not complete.

    Click Here For Car List

    Thanks,

    Mentat
    Public Relations Manager & Head of Marketing Division
    Driver 3 Dev Team

  • pjmaybe #80 9 years ago

    "Peej, is the Lambourghini NobXtenzzione featured in the game the one with the advanced handling pack or is it free of any power assistance?

    Tiger (Oi You!) Walts
    Official Driver III team
    Tea Boy "

    Don't talk to me! I'm management! I don't talk to teaboys!!!!!

    God, the bloody cheek of him! Bloody YTS trainees, who'd have 'em!

    Peej "Cahunamatata" Maybe

    Driver 3 Research and Development, release date delaying division

  • pjmaybe #81 9 years ago

    Confirmed Voice Actors for Driver 3 :

    DC Carter - Dennis Waterman
    Fruit Stall Owner - Les Dennis
    Tanner - Mike McShane
    Tanner's bird - Jo Brand

    Unconfirmed but on offer :

    Little old lady - Hilda Braid
    Little old man - Wilfred Bramble


    That is all

    Peej "The Eradicator" Maybe,

    Driver 3 "Pay Peanuts, Get Monkeys" Voice Actor Liason

  • Errol #82 9 years ago

    I am pleased to announce that Isla fisher will also feature in Driver 3. We have, only today, signed and sealed a lucrative contract with the aforementioned young lady for her 'services'.

    I look forward to engaging with her at a later date.

    Errol.

    Driver 3 Dev team.

  • Machiavel #83 9 years ago

    I've been making some graphical improvements to the modified Stuntman engine today chaps. Defribulated some buffered voxels, tweaked the AA liaising (Chandler scripting) and podulated some shading nodes in a fun attempt to create the ability for 'infinite handling of polygons'. Didn't really seem to work though so I've gone for a 'finite handling of polygon' engine which is faster and saves two extra letters for the manual.

    Mach

    Executive Assistant Programmer
    Edited by Machiavel at 11/08/03 @ 18:06

  • LaundroMat #84 9 years ago

    Amaarss, would you mind telling us where your particular interest in our title comes from? We're very (and I mean very) flattered with your endless stream of questions, and we'd like to know what we could help you with further. Do you have a website or other forums we could post news on?

    (Note to self: Next team-meeting, propose Amaarss as a tester for our next project ).

  • Daryoon #85 9 years ago

    Where's KITT, Optimus Prime and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on that list of cars, huh?

  • mal #86 9 years ago

    Where's [censored] on that list of cars, huh?

    Jeez, man. No talk of the hidden unlockables in public yet, right?

    Mal (mal) Miller
    Motorcycle Team Leader
    Driver 3 Team

  • LaundroMat #87 9 years ago

    I'm having difficulties containing myself.

    Because there's so much exciting stuff to be told about Driver 3, but I'm not allowed to.

  • ReGuRgIt8oR #88 9 years ago

    Hi guys, Reg "Gurgy" here.

    Firstly I'd like to thank the Driver 3 Dev Team for all their hard work over the last few months, these include Renzo, Pjmaybe, Wopr, LaundroMat, FWB, Daryoon, Otto (Hi boss!), mentat, Tiger, Jabba, Jiro and mal. I'm sure the Edge review will make it all worthwhile.

    We truly value the input of the genuine gamers who have contributed to these discussions and, on the suggestion of LaundroMat, we've included a couple of you guys, including Amaarss, in the end game credits under "additional input".

    This evening I've given to ok for the press release to be sent out announcing that Driver 3 will go gold by the end of August for a full retail release on 12/09/03 (do you see what we did there), and after extensive discussions with Game UK stores it is exclusively available to pre-order from all Game stores from this Wednesday (13/08/03). Store managers should be updated by 9am on Wednesday but if they haven't received their memo then please ask them (nicely mind) to pre-order it under "Promotion Code 6".

    Well thanks once again and we look forward to your input when you play the game in September.

    Reg Tavistock
    Driver 3 - Point of Sale Advisor
    Edited by ReGuRgIt8oR at 12/08/03 @ 09:01

  • chris63751 #89 9 years ago

    Our driver 3 is going to blow GTA 4 right out of the water, so i don't want to here any of this "stupid game" crap fom the GTA 4 team

    Public Relations
    Dev. Team
    Sip. CO. 62851

  • st3ph3n #90 9 years ago

    Amaarss - Do you have some information on GTA4's city size? Given the game hasn't been anounced and no speculative details have ever been given for it.

    Thanks

    st3ph3n
    Chief researcher
    The Richard and Judy Show

  • st3ph3n #91 9 years ago

    If you visit your local games shop and exchange currency for said games then you will be given CD keys to use them.

  • gamesb*tch #92 9 years ago

    is it true that you can be man, woman or sex change man or confused gender woman on those tablets that make breasts reduce and 'nanny goat' beard grow in Driver 3?

    also, regarding the speedboats, which swimming costumes will be available - to the dev team I like Marlin, blue, trunks - thanks please they are only one polygon front and one polygon back - howhard is that?

  • ObiJo #93 9 years ago

    What about replays? will they still be in the game. Thats one thing that made similar games so boring after awhile, but in the previous Drivers "replay mode" made shit real great. I play Driver 2 more than VC now just for that option
    Edited by ObiJo at 12/08/03 @ 08:40

  • chris63751 #94 9 years ago

    Yes, the cities in Driver 3 will be much larger than the cities from GTA 4, just like the last games, such as GTA 3 for exanple, it took no more than 2 minutes to drive to the completally oposite end of the cities. In Diver 1&2 it took at least 5-10 minutes, and this is of coures in each game's "top-notch" cars. Both are unrealistic driving times, but driver 1&2 are very close, you could drive through San Francisco in 10 if there was no traffic.

    Realism in Driver 1&2 for car speeds/city size, was almost 100% realism.

    Public Relations
    Dev. Team
    Sip. CO. 62851

  • ObiJo #95 9 years ago

    Yeah, but that doesn't mean Rockstar won't change GTA's ways. The things people hate about GTA3 and VC they may change in GTA4 to keep things upbeat and optimistic. Thats obviously what Rockstar will do. All the Ideas that Reflections and ya'll have for Driver 3 like; Swimming and better Car physics, will prolly be used by Rockstar as well. Lets just hope the Graphics, the time, the research, and experience with Stuntman will give Driver 3 an edge over Rockstar and GTA4
    Edited by ObiJo at 12/08/03 @ 08:45

  • chris63751 #96 9 years ago

    Well i hope rockstar fixes the problem with the city size, not that i like them more, but just becasue its nice to see a well done game. The only other problem that GTA has and Driver has, and the rest of the driving games that involve cops, is a problem we will all have to face one day. WARANTS, because for real life if you out run a cop, they will recognize you later, and they will be at your house, at your job and any other place that has to do with you. I don't no if our game will have tihs feature, i don't really work in that section, but it would be great to see it.

    Public Relations
    Dev. Team
    Sip. CO. 62851

  • ObiJo #97 9 years ago

    I agree, that has always been a problem in driving games. It saddens me to see the police in these games being so brutal and not logical. If you outrun cops in real life, you will be most likely identified and the police will be waiting for you at one place or another. There is a chance that you'll get away with it only if you had logic as well. Having a intellect choice in Car, Route, Crime, Recon, ect. I think that would be a bad ass feature in Driver 3 if the Police showed up at your Crib if your logic was astray in your crime; and your felony level was too high or something along those lines. By the way, will Driver 3 include a speedometer and/or Gas Gauge?

    ObiJo
    Administration
    Spectrum Gaming Global Entertainment (SGGE)

  • Blerk #98 9 years ago

    GTA 4 will not have cities. It will instead include the whole of the planet Neptune, realistically mapped from satellite images sent back over the last 20 years. We'll be creating around 45 million small towns and villages that will be liberally spread across the surface of the planet, housed in their own little bubbles of oxygen. Cars will be there as usual, but you'll also be able to steal and ride around on the local wildlife! You haven't lived until you've thrown a big fat guy out of the oxygen bubble and watched him explode in the zero-pressure of 'Outer Space (tm)'! Let's see you compare with that, Driver Dev-Team monkeys!

    Blerk.
    GTA 4 Dev Team.

  • ObiJo #99 9 years ago

    Yeah, that almost sounds action packed. Neptune, Fat guys exploding, Riding on Neptune's Wildlife, Wow. I don't think you could get anymore realistic. Congrats, you are taking realism to infinity and beyond.

    ObiJo
    Administration
    Spectrum Gaming Global Entertainment (SGGE)

  • ObiJo #100 9 years ago

    In Relation to the topic of GTA4's city size, there are many rumors but it seems that it will be close to Libery City. There is a rumor that GTA4 is even loacted in Liberty City 2 years after the GTA3 plot occured and You are the gangster that you were in GTA 3. But like I said thats a rumor. So, don't rely on it. Either way Driver 3 will be better. It seems the people at Rockstar are trying to form a plot and join the characters from GTA3 and VC, So in a way there behind. but thats my opinion.

  • FWB #101 9 years ago

    Just dropped in to say "Woah! Nice work fellas!". I work for a certain multinational (let's just say we're not "Macro" and we're not "hard"!) that I can't name due to complex non-disclosure agreements. I've got to tell you - we're mighty impressed with this 'viral marketing' approach that you guys in the Driver Dev Team have pulled off...

    Great. Expect WinXP v12.7 to be pimped in this same manner. Thief!

    At least get your own thread to do it in. We working very hard to promote our product and the last thing we need is for you likes of you to come along and rape our efforts.

    Right, what am I getting everyone this morning? Take note, the cafe's out of bourbons.

    FWB
    Driver 3 Dev. Team
    Coffee boy

  • JabbaDaHut #102 9 years ago

    Out.Of.Bourbons.AGAIN?!?!?

    That's the third time this month! Really not on......Otto - Can we please have a bigger biscuit expenses budget? In fact I'm downing tools (Mouse and Keyboard) until this is sorted!

    In response to some of the questions asked above - There will be a gas gauge and speedometer as we've worked in a in-car view, hell I ever put in some furry dice(Which you can edit at the start from a choice of over 30 types!!).

    Also a little secret for you all - We going to include Driver 1 as a bonus unlockable!!! Keep reading all through today for the info on how to unlock this.

    Right - My whole department has downed tools(And triple Vodkas) until the biscuit situation is sorted! Hope your all happy...

    Edited by JabbaDaHut at 12/08/03 @ 12:05

  • Errol #103 9 years ago

    Driver 3 w1ll t0t4lly 5ucK, im0.

  • otto #104 9 years ago

    Jabba you workshy fop, you know full well that I keep the dev team fully supplied with Jaffa Cakes and twiglets as long as they stay on target, so pull your finger out and get back to your coding if you want more biscuit goodness.
    Edited by otto at 12/08/03 @ 21:14

  • Machiavel #105 9 years ago

    Guys, I've just come up with this excellent equation re breast physics which gives feedback response to the madcap action in Driver 3 akin to a pair of Jordan's going through rinse cycle in a Smeg washing machine!

    As we've no significant females planned for Driver 3, can we give any of the cars or buildings breasts?

    Mach

    Executive Assistant Programmer

  • otto #106 9 years ago

    Great thinking Machiavel.

    /hands Machiavel employee of the week award and an extra packet of chocolate hobnobs

  • jiroczech #107 9 years ago

    Allo,

    Just to keep you 'in the loop', as you say - I'm sorry to say that McVities have pulled out of the Driver 3 product placement program, so I'll have to ask you to stop mentioning their products - check your internal mail for more details. The good news is that we've reopened our dialogue with Tunnocks.

    A bientot.

    Jiro Czech
    Inforgrames Marketing
    La France
    H4W H33 H4W

  • shirubagan #108 9 years ago

    Due to the utter idiocy of the comments in the Official Driver 3 Forum we
    here have decided to cancel any futher work on this game. We had no idea
    that our fan base was comprised of morons, retards and subnormal
    illiterate fucks and we do not condone the playing of any game.

    We are all quitting to become Professors of the English Language and
    teach special needs children in the USA how the correct use of grammar,
    spelling and vocabulary can influence, inform and persuade your fellow
    man and earn you respect and credibility. This will occur not only on
    internet chat boards, but also in 'real life.'

    We apologose for making this announcement and hope that our true
    fans will understand.

    Regards,

    A. Shatdonit
    Project Co-Ordinator
    Driver 3
    Edited by shirubagan at 12/08/03 @ 13:31

  • jiroczech #109 9 years ago

    [link url=http://www.atari.com.dev.inhouse-developments.driver3.productplacementprogram.@www.jiroczech.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/driver-3-ppp-newclients.jpg]Updated skins[/link] to reflect our new partners!

    Thankyou.

  • FWB #110 9 years ago

    That's the GBA version, right? Nice work.

    FWB
    Driver 3 Dev. Team
    Coffee boy

  • JabbaDaHut #111 9 years ago

    OMG OMG!!1111 WTF IMM JUST TEH FUKNG BST CODAR OUT THEIR!1!1 WTF I CUD GAT A JOB WIT LIEK NMCO OR SOMASUCH!!111!!!!1!!1111!!!!1!1!!!!1!

    Ahem, sorry 'bout that - Had too many Jaffa Cakes this morning...

  • shirubagan #112 9 years ago

    Oh and never mind that "Shirubagan" character. I hardly think he's on our team, and if he is he must have been on the piss while writing that.


    Oi you cheeky *hic* git! I'll have you programming the new Olsen Twins game if you keep up with that *hic* behaviour.

    Driver 4 has been canned. You heard it here firsht.

    © Official Playstation®2 Magazine-UK

  • st3ph3n #113 9 years ago

    jiroczech, that's some nice skinning of the car. I'm on 3/4 of a mile from the factory.

    Thanks
    st3ph3n
    The kilroy team are waiting to take your call.

  • Xensor #114 9 years ago

    Amaarss, I would firstly like to compliment you on your intelligent questioning of the various team members. We are always on the look out for bright, young sparks like yourself to join our QA department and put those slack-jawed yokel code-monkeys through the wringer. However seeing as this is such a high profile position in a Triple-A dev environment, we do require a certain level of oratory and lexicographic skills which you must be able to demonstrate at the drop of the proverbial hat.

    In that vein would you please, in no more than 100 coherent words, distill and critique all relevant Driver 3 information on the forum. Thank you in advance for your time.

    Xendrine (Xensor) Sorin
    In Humane Resources
    Driver 3 Development Team

  • FWB #115 9 years ago

    I'm actually looking for someone to help me out with my chores around the office. It requires alot of hard work, dedication and a love of all things driverish. I was actually considering offering Amaarss a position since he's been very helpful to us. Naturally I need to run it by the big cheeses first. What do you think?

    FWB
    Driver 3 Dev. Team
    Coffee boy

  • Errol #116 9 years ago

    OMG - He looks like a 12yr old boy !!!

  • ObiJo #117 9 years ago

    I don't think the info on GTA4 by Amaarss is completely true, eventhough I like his thoughts more than any other's that i've seen . There are just too many speculations on where the game takes place. San Francisco, Las Vegas, Liberty City, and Carson City are 4 of about 10 cities it could be set in. Not to mention the assumptions on what era it will take place in. Present, Future... I also read that GTA4 may even be set in the 70's because there is chitchat that Rockstar lisenced over 100 songs from the 70's. Just thought you all should know.
    Edited by ObiJo at 12/08/03 @ 19:50

  • chris63751 #118 9 years ago

    I was just informed that GTA 4 will take place on neptune, and that there will be cars. What kind of hear brain idia is that? Neptune is a planet made up completely of gasses, and you guys talk about realism, give me a break!

    If you guys make a game where you can realisticly drive on neptune, then i don't know what the hell is goin on. Because neptune is further from the sun from us and all they planets that match that featcher are make of only gas, not any place to build a road on neptune, but for your next game try mars.

    Public Relations
    Dev. Team
    Sip. CO. 62851

  • Blerk #119 9 years ago

    Because neptune is further from the sun from us and all they planets that match that featcher are make of only gas, not any place to build a road on neptune

    Actually you're wrong - only Jupiter is a gas giant, all of the other planets in our solar system are made of 'rock (tm)'. That is why we chose Neptune for our new game. Plus, it's so far away from the sun that it'll be really dark and everyone knows that dark games look really cool! And because Neptune is also the God of the Sea, we'll be able to feature this popular deity as one of the in-game crime bosses! He'll be armed with a trident and you'll have to fight him first before he'll let you work for him!

    Blerk.
    GTA 4 Dev Team.

  • pjmaybe #120 9 years ago

    "OMG - He looks like a 12yr old boy !!! "

    LOL!


    Today's news : Driver 3 has signed an exclusivity deal to produce future Driver titles for the WonderSwan and only the WonderSwan. We feel that the technology in this portable console, together with its cool name, will benefit the Driver franchise immensely. Plus they gave us a huge bag of money with a dollar sign written on the side.

    Yours,

    Peej "Geddafochouttahere" Maybe
    Developer In Chief (Knowledgebase)


  • ObiJo #121 9 years ago

    I don't see how sailors would have anything to do with Driver. And by the way, the comment i made long ago about Neptune and cars being realsitic was a Sarcastic statement not to be taken seriously.

  • ObiJo #122 9 years ago

    Driver isn't gonna have Graphics like Stuntman will it, because the detail in the human figures was sloppy and so were "some" of the cars... eventhough the Car Physics were awesome, the graphics seemed a lil sloppy at times.

  • chris63751 #123 9 years ago

    Hey look Blerk, don't be a dumb ass, this sight will tell you all you have to know and prove you wrong, http://www.solarviews.com/eng/neptune.htm

    Sorry but the idea of roads on Neptune sucks!

    Public Relations
    Dev. Team D3
    Sip. CO. 62851

  • chris63751 #124 9 years ago

    By the way ObiJo, i heard about the neptune idea from alot of different sources.

    Public Relation
    Dev. Team D3
    Sip. CO. 62851

  • Lutz #125 9 years ago

    What are a "Driver 3"?

    Photocopier guy.
    Some "games firm"
    Somewhere
    Edited by Lutz at 14/08/03 @ 09:12

  • ObiJo #126 9 years ago

    Yes, I heard about the the Neptune deal from other sources as well. I just didn't want to be known for agreeing with the Idea. Earth is a tad batter i believe..... Anywayz.. The question I asked, I'm still looking for an answer. "Driver isn't gonna have Graphics like Stuntman will it? In stuntman the Car Physics were awesome, but graphics seemed a lil sloppy at times."

  • Blerk #127 9 years ago

    More GTA 4 details:
    * The game will mostly be set on Neptune, but you will be able to travel to Earth for a couple of the missions. These will be set in Glasgow.
    * The game is set in the far, far, far future, but will feature a 70s soundtrack. Why? Because Elvis is alive and one of the main Neptunian crime bosses!
    * There will be unlockable light-sabres as secret weapons!
    * Sometimes while driving your car will conk out! You'll have to play a 'repairing the car' sub game in order to get going again - this might involve jump leads to another car or running to the nearest petrol station with a gas can!
    * Some of the cars can FLY! Yes, FLY!
    * Your main character is a WOMAN!

    You heard it here first!

    Blerk,
    GTA 4 Dev Team.

  • pjmaybe #128 9 years ago

    Reuters, London Aug 15th 2003

    "News just in - Reflections, the team responsible for the awesome Driver and Stuntman series have just announced that all development on Driver 3 has been postponed and that development will instead commence on Driver 4, the first true next gen implementation of their popular series. Reflections have recently acquired a development kit for the much-vaunted but ultra-secret PS3 Hardware (Which is codenamed "Foreverware") and have been so impressed that they have canned Driver 3 in disgust. Sources close to the development team have registered their pain"

    Peej "Caffiene" Maybe
    Driver 3...er, I mean 4 Development Trust Coordinator (NWA)

  • st3ph3n #129 9 years ago

    THEY'RE TAKING THE PISS YOU UTTER FUCKTARDS.

  • st3ph3n #130 9 years ago

    Amaarss - none of these people actually work on driver 3. They were all having a good laugh at your expense.

    They're actually the programming team behind Doom 3.

  • pjmaybe #131 9 years ago

    Ignoring St3ph3n (who's just bitter because we had to kick him off the beta-tester team for masturbating excessively in the test room), I will address your comments as you posed them :

    1) hi pjmaybe , i really did not understand your last statement
    - That's perfectly OK, not many people do.



    2) are they going to name driver 3 to driver 4
    - Yes that's what we're going to do

    3) or are they going to stop making driver 3 and make a new driver 4?
    - Yes that's right.

    4) and will driver 4 be on plastation 2 or plastation 3?
    - Correct



    5) When will it come out?
    - "When it's done"

    6) Will it have blood or violence?
    - There may be some menstrual blood flying around as it will be the first in the Driver series to feature a female lead character, who shares all the normal trials and tribulations (including a bitch of a monthly cycle) that a normal female game character will have. We have assigned an animation and modelling team exclusively to the realistic breast-modelling part of the project (these puppies will make DOAXVB boobies look like Winnie Mandela's). There will also be a lot of violence, usually when the female lead character is asked to go to the fridge and get him a beer "when Cardinal Red is visiting"

    Many thanks for your continued and valiable feedback, Amarss

    Peej "Stroke that and you'll draw back a stump" Maybe
    Driver 4 Arrested Development Team

  • jiroczech #132 9 years ago

    How about this for the new subtitle..

    DRIVER 4
    on the rag

  • pjmaybe #133 9 years ago

    The official tag line for the game is :

    "It's my time of the month, you're pissing me off and I'm holding a Colt 45 - was there something you wanted?"


    Peej "Knicker Canoe" Maybe
    Director of Operations, Driver 4 PantySmile team

  • Blerk #134 9 years ago

    it will be the first in the Driver series to feature a female lead character

    You thieving bastards! We clearly announced that GTA 4 would have a female lead several posts before your shameless cash-in. Next thing you'll be setting it on fucking Neptune as well. And calling it DVR 4.

    We'll see you in court!

    Blerk,
    GTA 4 Dev Team.

  • pjmaybe #135 9 years ago

    More information as a teaser...

    We're currently developing the game so that it us completely based on Neptune...and we've decided that the whole "Driver" naming scheme is a bit passe' now so we're shortening it and making it a bit more "street", calling it "DVR-4"

    Our marketing team took a solid week of work to come up with these ideas. Oh, and pfft on you WOPR, we've got Johnny Cochran...

    Peej "Look at the wookie...look at chewbacca!" Maybe
    DVR-4 Development Manager

  • Tiger_Walts #136 9 years ago

    We are going to finish the Wonderswan port of Driver 3 only, that way we can logically call the new one Driver 4.

    Tiger_Walts
    Not Driver 3 but Driver 4 Team
    Tea Boy
    Edited by Tiger_Walts at 15/08/03 @ 16:59

  • ObiJo #137 9 years ago

    I have come to the conclusion that there is not one of you that actually work for or on Driver 3. (which has been my assumption for weeks) If you were you would answer the questions that needed answers not the ones that are irrelevent. The only one that i've known that actually knew relevent shit about the game was matt_Jon and JabbaDaHut. I don't think any of you are even gaming experts like myself. Anyone can write something that sounds right and put a fancy signature underneathe what they had to say. My point is this, If your actually working on this game, shouldn't you be answering irrelevent questions and making people want to play the game instead of blabbering about GTA4, Driver 4, and Neptune.

    ObiJo
    God's father
    Heaven's Gate entertainment
    Edited by ObiJo at 16/08/03 @ 07:27

  • ObiJo #138 9 years ago

    Amaarss. Since all these people are pulling your leg and being insignificant pricks, and there are no connections here to get you anywhere in the gaming world. If you'd like you can e-mail me your ideas for games since you are the only true soul here that may be helpful to SG Global Entertainment.

  • ObiJo #139 9 years ago

    obijo@mail.com

  • chris63751 #140 9 years ago

    We have better ideas than neptune, a little more realistic ones, ask any one that has their shit together,

    NEPTUNE IS MADE OF GASSES, NO BUILDING PLACES!!!

    Public Relations
    Dev. Team D3
    Sip. CO. 62851

    kylerconnelly@hotmail.com
    lets talk on msn

  • chris63751 #141 9 years ago

    ObiJo, that was a great point i really admire what you said, and we have been wasting time on this sight, but if people are asking questions in this forum, they will probably be buying the game any way, so why give away what is inside the game, the people that brag about the game and what is in it are making the final push, less, and less exciting.

    But i still like your style.

    Publis Relations
    Dev. Team D3
    Sip. CO. 62851

  • ObiJo #142 9 years ago

    Let me inform you all on a little thing that takes place in this world of ours. This thing is "stupidity." You say "If they ask questions they will buy the game anyways." Yea, that is the obvious thing some people think or do because of stupidity, but than there are those other people (the majority) who need those questions answered before they buy the game. Than you must think again about people who are obsessed with games. Those people are freakish oddities who are in denile about the outside world, those are the people who need these questions answered. You see you can answer a question without bragging because they are two completely different verbs unless you abuse them. and about the "final push", people don't give a damn about the final push. What a normal person calls a "final push" is buying the game, but before they buy it, they ask questions to see if its what there looking for.
    Edited by ObiJo at 16/08/03 @ 08:26

  • ObiJo #143 9 years ago

    With Driver 3, its better to answer the questions since none of the questions asked can have a negative answer to make someone not want the game. Thats because, in my opinion the game will kick more ass than imaginable, so each question asked and answered is another buyer.

  • Scuzz #144 9 years ago

    Most useless double post ever.

  • ObiJo #145 9 years ago

    Get the info for the game at ign.com , they wil answer most questions you asked in there game news section for Driver 3. Yes there are boats. The cars are very realsistic look alikes since its impossible to get real cars for a games like this. Rumor is that you can hit people but they will try to get out of the way unlike GTA games. I don't know about strip clubs. why do you want them ( the women aren't real.) I heard you can ride bikes and motorcycles but im not sure. I would think they would have mototrcycles.
    Edited by ObiJo at 17/08/03 @ 06:13

  • chris63751 #146 9 years ago

    ObiJo, the reason why people should have never let out inside information in the first place is because of "driver's" reputation. We all ready have a good reputation for high quality games that require thought and class. The point is that if we were to only anounce that there is a driver 3 comming out and say nothing more, people would be getting thrilled and excited and maby even angery, this my friend is what a gaming development team lives for. Is that thrill and excitment, the power to shock people in the most decieving and subductive ways, we missed our chance on this game, but maby the next, who knows? Trust me i know all about this, I am in public relations as you can see.

    Public Relations
    Dev. Team D3
    Sip. CO. 62851

  • Dirtbox #147 9 years ago

    Can the regulars quit polluting the thread plz.

    How the fuck is this shit meant to bloom if you go scaring them all off.

    FFS!

  • brutal #148 9 years ago

    anyone know if this is going to be playable at ECTS?

    secondly, does anyone care about this series anymore (seriously, joking aside)??#

    edit: can't type, won't type... sigh
    Edited by brutal at 17/08/03 @ 17:46

  • ObiJo #149 9 years ago

    ok, i understand chris63751 .. I'm an intellect guy anything you throw at me i will understand. You have failed miserabley at this chance, and yet, there is another team who could still complete this chance, GTA4. If they keep there mouths shut they will succeed at this "dream" all developer's dream up. Keep that in mind, eventhough i know Driver 3 will be better.. there are still more buyers in this world than I. but most likely the GTA 4 team will fail this dream. They always do GTA wise.

  • ObiJo #150 9 years ago

    And since you failed this dream, I still think answering the relevent questions without giving away too much by bragging is the way to go.

  • pjmaybe #151 9 years ago

    Tchoh. No faith, some people.

    I mean I wrote most of the "modern" greats including Elite, Frontier Elite II, Mario 64, Zelda The Wind Waker and most recently Mary Kate & Ashley - Legal at last....

    "no programming ability" - Yeah right, and you're mitsurigi Kachinawa I suppose...

    Pah. You wait. Driver 3...I mean 4 will come out and my name will be RIGHT at the top of the credits and on the same day I'm going to come around to your house and take a big shiny dump on your mom's boot scraper.

    Peej "Dirty Tactics, Dirty Mind" Maybe
    Driver 4 Uber Development (Beta test)

  • pjmaybe #152 9 years ago

    It's out next week and it uses the same engine as Stuntman, d00d...

    Peej "Limber twins" Maybe

    Dev Director, "Mary Kate & Ashley - Legal at last"

  • renzo #153 9 years ago

    Hello there Driver®3 fans!

    Good to see some lively banter between the dev. team and the REAL fans of the game(thats you guys), we really appreciate the input. I've just been out to our coding sweatshop in Singapore, and things are going fantastically well, with the team meeting their deadlines, since they know whats good for them :)

    With this valuable input, we're hoping to make Driver®3 THE definitive driving/shooting/rhythm-beat dancing action game. It's going to have features that Rockstar didn't give their fans with GTA3 and Vice City, which was more cars and bikes. A game HAS to be better if it has MORE cars and bikes. Driver®3 has MORE cars and bikes than Vice City. Therefore, it will the the better game. It really is as simple as that. No hype. No false promises. Just MORE cars... AND bikes... LOTS of them.

    Good to see the dev. team are now using their proper sigs. Make sure you to keep up some form of consistency, so that the fans can ask the right people the appropriate questions. No use people asking FWB about the cops in the game, he's more knowledgeable about Jaffa cakes and Colombia's finest. Also, I'm pleading to the dev. team to let the fans have their say, and don't post too much as it's hard to see the real gems that some of the guys who have been posting have come up with. Really good stuff.

    So, from me, keep up the good work guys.

    Renzo Rexel
    Driver®3 Dev. Team Lead Co-ordinator
    Edited by renzo at 18/08/03 @ 10:30

  • Lutz #154 9 years ago

    Hands Amaarss a "DonitTard"
    There we go, that will explain everything, and do all sorts of misc. jobs, like wash the window, cook the tea, wank the cat etc...

  • renzo #155 9 years ago

    Hi Amaarss,

    Yes, Driver®3 WILL have shooting in it, just no blood. When you shoot people, there won't be any blood gushing out of them. We know this isn't as realistic as we'd like it to be, but it had to be done in order to get the age restriction rating down to "AGES 0+".

    Cheers
    Renzo Rexel
    Driver®3 Dev. Team Lead Co-ordinator

  • shirubagan #156 9 years ago

    Here are the facts:

    1/ Driver®3... I mean 4... no wait we canned 4... 3... 5... umm... whatever will NOT be set on Neptune or any other gas giant in this, or any other, solar system.
    2/ Driver®4 HAS BEEN CANNED
    3/ DVR-4®© is a working title. We hope to pay focus groups a small fortune to think of something along the lines of "dR1v3® - †Hr3ë"
    4/ DVR-4®© OwnZ0RRz GT-gAy 4!!!!11!!OMG!!!

    Akimi Shiru
    Project Co-Ordinator
    Driver®3. 4. DVR-®©4. Whatever...

  • jiroczech #157 9 years ago

    No it will be rated T for Tard. Like this one.

  • renzo #158 9 years ago

    Amaarss,

    We're hoping to get an "All Ages" rating, so we can broaden the target audience to include the younger age groups. We want kids playing our game, because we feel it teaches them important life skills, like learning how to drive and shoot at the same time. Also, the non-linear mission structure teaches kids to make their own decisions, problem-solving, etc., therefore we feel we can convince parents to buy this game for their kids knowing full well that their children are not only having fun, they're also learning at the same time.

    Renzo Rexel
    Driver®3 Dev. Team Lead Co-ordinator

  • renzo #159 9 years ago

    No it will be rated T for Tard. Like this one.

    Lol. Excellent linkage Jiro... maybe we should consider doing something similar for our box art? I think we should arrange a meeting to discuss this. What do the rest of the team think?

    Renzo Rexel
    Driver®3 Dev. Team Lead Co-ordinator

  • pjmaybe #160 9 years ago

    Bikes - Yes
    Motorbikes - definitely
    Tricycles - no
    Segways - Absolutely. Our game will be the first game ever to feature the Segway, in fact you can get bonus points for stealing one and driving it into the nearest river

    Peej "ScaraManga" Maybe
    3D Projection Division

  • FWB #161 9 years ago

    Amaarss, you're on the internet, so you could try uding it in future. But for now, since you seem to be our number one fan, try this. :)

    FWB
    Driver 3 Dev. Team
    Coffee boy and Segway Research Department
    Edited by FWB at 18/08/03 @ 17:52

  • FWB #162 9 years ago

    I bloody well hope so. Otherwise my current work efforts will be for nothing. I spent this entire weekend cataloging Segway websites for research purposes on the Driver 3 project. otto (our boss) can have quite the temper if you don't get things done on time and on top of filling in everyone's biscuit orders, I got this job thrown on me, hence I am looking for an assistant. Its a shame you're too young.

    FWB
    Driver 3 Dev. Team
    Coffee boy and Segway Research Department

  • ssuellid #163 9 years ago

    Vermin, its usually tear or rip someone a new arsehole.

    *blunts axe and hands it back*

    That should do the job

    ssuellid
    Driver Proof Reader

  • ObiJo #164 9 years ago

    I think Obi is right. (not because we share the same name) renzo , I'm sorry to inform you, but if there was ever a such thing as a fake, your it. Vermin, You act like your intellegent and have an intellect mind, but its not hard to act especially since we have such things as a "thesaurus." You poke fun at the acronym "LOL", but than you use the word "nah." ssuellid , your just Vermin's follower. Amaarss , any info you got from these men or women is completely bogus.

  • pjmaybe #165 9 years ago

    Don't listen to them, THEY'RE the bogus ones. We're the genuine development team. Who else would be able to give so much true and valuable info.

    Peej "Dictatorship" Maybe
    Driver 3 Cross-cultural attache'


  • FWB #166 9 years ago

    ObiJo, how many times do we have to tell you? Fuck off! You were kicked off the team for a reason (I hope you learnt never to sleep with the boss' wife again). We all know you're desperate to get back on it, but it just ain't happening, so stop trolling. We're just providing the fans with the information they want.

    FWB
    Driver 3 Dev. Team
    Coffee boy and Segway Research Department

  • renzo #167 9 years ago

    "Don't listen to them, THEY'RE the bogus ones. We're the genuine development team. Who else would be able to give so much true and valuable info."

    Exactly. Providing such valuable and accurate info takes a lot of time and effort, and we're only trying to give the fans some insight into the development of the game they love so much. If this negative attitude towards the dev. team continues, I fear that I shall have to pull them off this forum, and hand it back to the public so that they can speculate as to what will be in the final game, and not hear about it first-hand from the actual dev. team.

    Renzo Rexel
    Driver®3 Dev. Team Lead Co-ordinator

  • ObiJo #168 9 years ago

    Dear all posing imposters,

    FWB, i never was on the team and how many times have you told me to "fuck off.".. once

    renzo you claim you want to let your fans in on all the info you can on the game. I thought the dream for every development team was to say as little as possible (little or none) and still have people wanting to buy the game ( A bent quote from chris63751 ) just because the title is "Driver" or whatever it may be.

    pjmaybe , maybe you would be a little more genuine if the info you gave was more valuable than you claim. Any dumbass can go to a different site, and retrieve informantion on a game. If I wanted to be a poser and act like i know all, I could. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know all when your connected to the internet.

    Anyone can pose to be something there not. It's the little things they do that prove they are a genuine imposter.

    ObiJo
    Administration
    SG Global Entertainment

  • FWB #169 9 years ago

    FWB, i never was on the team and how many times have you told me to "fuck off.".. once

    If that's the case, then how do you know my name? Huh? Huh?

    Look, we all know you're still angry about the incident, but please, this is not going to get you back into the team, just accept that and move along. Stop trying to sabotage our PR efforts. Driver 3 will be a great game, no matter what you try and do to halt our progress. Come on, be a man about it, step back and let us give the public what they want.

    FWB
    Driver 3 Dev. Team
    Coffee boy and Segway Research Department

  • ObiJo #170 9 years ago

    I don't know your name, but according to you Eurogamer your name is FWB. I work for SG Global Entertainment, its the only job i ever had for a gaming company. FWB, it saddens me to see that you try to play mind games with everyone reading this, instead of talking about the game. I am a huge fan of the Driver series so why would I "sabotage" your so called efforts. All I ask is that we continue descussion on the game, Not on your jobs whether they are true or not. Either way, no one wants to hear about your job as a coffee boy or whatever you do. So lets keep discussing the game and not how your "involved" with making it.

  • Lutz #171 9 years ago

    You know the really, truly sad thing about this thread? Only the vets are posting...

  • pjmaybe #172 9 years ago

    ObiJo, are you American by any chance?

    Just thought I'd ask.

    Peej

  • pjmaybe #173 9 years ago

    Oh and just to clarify. I am on the development team, otherwise how would I know these two key facts about Driver 3

    1) It's going to have cars in it
    2) It's going to be a driving game

    Sheesh, where do you people get off telling me my information's duff!

    Peej "Definitely" Maybe
    CEO, Reflections Inc

  • FWB #174 9 years ago

    I don't know your name

    Yes, you do, you keep using it.

    FWB, it saddens me to see that you try to play mind games with everyone reading this, instead of talking about the game.

    The only game here is Driver 3. That's what this is about. We're doing this for the fans. We love you all.

    Not on your jobs whether they are true or not. Either way, no one wants to hear about your job as a coffee boy or whatever you do.

    My coffee-related remarks were directed at other members on the team, asking what I could get them. Its not my fault if you read it. Apart from that all I've done is discuss Driver 3, and now, since I head up the corresponding research department, the implementation of the Segaway.

    I work for SG Global Entertainment, its the only job i ever had for a gaming company.

    It seems you could learn alot from me, and others here. Try and communicate with your fans a bit more. Find out what they want to see, get them involved. Hell, I even was prepared to offer one of them a job. That's dedication to the consumer.

    FWB
    Driver 3 Dev. Team
    Coffee boy and Segway Research Department

  • krudster #175 9 years ago

    You guys....

  • pjmaybe #176 9 years ago

    Just confirmed - Soundtrack to Driver 3/4/Segway will include the following "Vice City Beating" tracks

    1) "The Final Countdown" - Europe
    2) "The Power of Love" - Jennifer Rush
    3) "Disco Duck" - The Dooby Duck Show
    4) "Her sh*t on his d*ck" - Loverboy
    5) "When I kissed the teacher" - Abba
    7) "Somewhere over the Rainbow" - Eminem vs Judy Garland
    8) " I can't count" - Mathematically Challenged
    10) "More songs about whining and dining" - Delta Goodrem

    With a lineup like that, those tossers over at GTA4 HQ will be hard pushed to match our finesse in picking tunes that will actually bring the Driver Franchise well and truly into the 21st Century

    Peej "PopPicker" Maybe
    Head Honcho - Choons Division

  • jiroczech #177 9 years ago

    GTA4 HQ? Poptards.

  • ObiJo #178 9 years ago

    Yes, I am from the United States Peej, but I'm not American. The only true Americans are the Native Americans. I am a mix breed. FWB, Fine.. I know you.. fine.. I do know your name. .. I was on the team. I did have sexual relations with the boss' wife ( which was the greatest 48 hours of my life )..FWB, my long lost brother, I love you too. Anywayz..Nontheless you say this is for the fans.. but if you look at most of the posts. There not from fans. I would just like to keep discussion on the game. So with the first game related question for awhile... Approximately how many hours will it take to beat Driver 3 once it was released?
    Edited by ObiJo at 20/08/03 @ 21:27

  • pjmaybe #179 9 years ago

    Good good, more interest...

    A few points to clarify

    1) There will be at least 250-300 NPC cars in each city. These will all have their own agendas and advanced AI routines. Cut a driver up, and at the next set of traffic lights he may well haul you out of your car and bust your lip

    2) Day and Night will be strictly handled in real time, with the addition of the eyetoy camera (for the PS2 release) the camera will actually "sense" the light levels and adjust the light in the game accordingly (so if you stick your eyetoy camera near a window, the game will be able to tell what time of day it is)

    3) The game will take between 70-100 hours to complete but this doesn't include all the little side stories that the new female character must undertake (including a rather hazardous "grocery shop" where all the newest produce has been placed towards the back of shelves)

    4) More screenshots will be available at http://www.gametards.co.uk very soon. We're planning something special for the run-up to release so watch out for some cool promotional goodies including Driver 3/4 mugs, keyrings, mustard-coloured Y-fronts and cool bumper stickers to bring out the redneck in you.


    Peej "All day and all of the night" Maybe
    Eyetoy Integration and tatty merchandise co-ordinator

  • lost_soul #180 9 years ago

    are there any screen shots where you can see pedestrians?

    Hi,

    Well, that's actually a very well timed question as we are now looking for volunteers to act as models for the pedestrians in Driver 3.

    If you can spare a couple of hours on August 30th and would like to appear in Driver 3, as well as having your name in the credits and the manual, then leave a message here and we'll get back to you.

    Jon (Lost Soul) Sol
    Driver 3 pedestrian modeller

  • ObiJo #181 9 years ago

    Peej.. you never cease to amaze me. I must commend u with the Driver 3 info u have given to the fans including myself. Its good to know that Driver 3 will be a longer type in-depth game. Short games agrivate me. Like Starfox 64.

    I applaud you. You have proven to me that you have bloodied you bear fingers on your work. Which is a positive comment. I have yet another question for anyone who can answer or comment on it.... Do you think GTA4 will steal the ideas that Driver 3 originally had. Like swimming, better physics, etc.

  • Lutz #182 9 years ago

    I heard a "Tuc-Tuc" would be featured too, you kow, the little pully thing in Indian Jones and Temple of Doom athat the little kid drives...

  • ObiJo #183 9 years ago

    Well Amaarss , if you have ever played Stuntman, I would guess some of the cars on that game may also be featured in Driver 3... like the tuc-tuc.

  • ObiJo #184 9 years ago

    If I may add, I think it would be badass if they included the Monster Truck from Stuntman.. but i doubt it.

  • pjmaybe #185 9 years ago

    "Peej.. you never cease to amaze me. I must commend u with the Driver 3 info u have given to the fans including myself. Its good to know that Driver 3 will be a longer type in-depth game. Short games agrivate me. Like Starfox 64. "

    Driver 3/4 Won't be a short game. Oh no. If you think Vice City was long, Driver 3/4 will be even longer. In fact the game takes place in real-time over an entire YEAR (game time, obviously it won't take a year to complete unless you're useless). The PS2 version will use a pseudo "real time clock" which updates from information stored on the memory card. The Xbox version will use the Xbox's real time clock (so make sure you set it, kids!)

    "I applaud you. You have proven to me that you have bloodied you bear fingers on your work. Which is a positive comment. I have yet another question for anyone who can answer or comment on it.... Do you think GTA4 will steal the ideas that Driver 3 originally had. Like swimming, better physics, etc."

    No probs, happy to oblige.

    Can't comment on GTA4. Physics engine? Pfft! They still think that Sir Isaac Newton invented Cider!

    Peej "Gouranga" Maybe
    CEO, Driver 3/4 Development Team (Japan)

  • ObiJo #186 9 years ago

    Amaarss, you are like a dog to the Driver 3 team.. I never seen such a loyal fan. Yet your too loyal. Asking to many of the same questions.. My friend, just buy the game. Driver 3 it will be, not 4.

  • ObiJo #187 9 years ago

    when it makes it to the internet (the new Driver 3 video) someone inform me.

  • shane #188 9 years ago

    i dont know what is sadder, i actually looked up game tards or it actually exists. whos site?? go on own up

  • shane #189 9 years ago

    ahh crap the yanks no know how to post in bold and imitate people badly. if we are not carefull they might even learn how to register!!

  • Bender #190 9 years ago

    "I am an idiot. Heh."

    That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

    Also .. I've got your IP. Too bad.

  • ObiJo #191 9 years ago

    The term "being a dog" Amaarss was only a metaphor. It is an allegory for your loyalness as a fan. I was not actually calling you a dog.

  • lost_soul #192 9 years ago

    566 comments??!!!!!

  • pjmaybe #193 9 years ago

    Cor look, someone's pretending to be me. You'd never know would you...no sireee..

    Peej

  • LaundroMat #194 9 years ago

    Hi all of you,

    It's crazy how time flies eh? I bet everyone's very happy to be getting closer and closer to Driver 3's release date. I know we are!

    A short update on what we've been doing lately:
    - first of all, there's some new screenshots to admire (look up).
    - second, we've been thinking long and hard about how to increase the replayability of our game, and we came up with a few novel ideas.

    One of these ideas is to include hidden codes in the game (and in the upcoming movie, like they did with The Hulk), that you have to enter in specific places in the game (for instance, at an ATM machine in a strip-joint).

    I'm very pleased to be able to provide you lot with an exclusive hint for a very powerful cheat code. Keep this in mind, and don't forget to try and use it in the game when you've finally bought it.

    What's the hint? Well... Look closely at this picture...

    I've said too much already!

    Bye for now,

    LaundroMat.

  • BLACKSHEEP #195 9 years ago

    So, who knows the muffin man?

  • jiroczech #196 9 years ago

    This thread needs more tards! Its slipped from Google's no.1 'driver 3' slot. C'mon you arsewads - free Swat 3 CD keys and donits for everyone.

  • chris63751 #197 9 years ago

    this sight has offitially redused it self now


    Public Relations
    Driver 3 Dev. Team\
    CO.Sip 62851

  • ObiJo #198 9 years ago

    Yes

  • PlugMonkey #199 9 years ago

    Heh heh. Funny thread, but nothing beats this little gem from matt__jon way back in July:

    "2CV (I don't know Euro cars, but they say the car in Nice is a 2CV and that its a good car, so it must be),"

    http://members.tripod.com/tim__warren/sandt/images/orange.jpg

    LMAO! Just strap yourself in and feel the G's!!!

  • ObiJo #200 9 years ago

    Boys... this thread is starting to make me wonder. How could you possibly post this many comments for one game. The answer is ... you can't. All of the posts are repeated questions. So for the sake of my sanity. I bid you all adieu.

  • LaundroMat #201 9 years ago

    Bye ObiJo.

  • ObiJo #202 9 years ago

    Lord Joe.. You have forced me out of retirement and out of my sanity. For all of the ansewrs to your Driver 3 questions.... scroll up.

  • ObiJo #203 9 years ago

    MTC "were the hell iz evrybody?! "


    Not here

  • Dabs #204 9 years ago

    i heaerd drivr 3 will feature a cameo of daxter from jak and daxter in a mision where you have to steel a silk scar from a cuban drug dealer's silk scarf cabinet is this true?
    Edited by Dabs at 21/10/03 @ 03:18

  • CerealKey #205 9 years ago

    It's out next June.

    --------------------------------------------------------------
    CerealKey - Team Leader - Sony Human Interest Team

  • Tiger_Walts #206 9 years ago

    "They're here."

  • Lutz #207 9 years ago

    D035 17 h4\/3 b1k35 1/\/ i7?!???!11

    (w0OT)

  • Tabasco #208 9 years ago

    Whibble

  • Blerk #209 9 years ago

    W1ll th3r3 5t1ll b3 m0t0rb1k35 1n 1t?

  • st3ph3n #210 9 years ago

    Does anyone have a bandage handy? I appear to have cut myself on the jaggies.

  • UncleLou #211 9 years ago

    No, unfortunately, but you might want to consider a change of your nick. ;-)

  • pjmaybe #212 9 years ago

    Still one of the funiest threds evar!!!"(!!¬111

    Peej

  • WoodenSpoon #213 9 years ago

    I want to get this started again.

    Edit: For the less able of you-

    1 \\//\\//4|\| 2 g3t th15 5t4rt3d 4g41n!!111!!11one??!
    Edited by WoodenSpoon at 03/12/03 @ 15:52

  • matt__jon #214 9 years ago

    There, I even signed up now to prevent imposters. (It happened once, actually, in this very thread, someone started spreading rumors with my name, because I know more about the game than humanly possible. I read too much.)

    Got Questions? Bring em on. (I can't answer all of them though, there are some things I don't know)

  • WoodenSpoon #215 9 years ago

    'matt_jonn' - My question is this:

    Does it (I refer to the game, 'Driver 3') have, or are there plans to implement, include, or in some way feature road-going vehicles of a twin wheeled, preferably motorised nature?

    Thanking you in advance for any response to my question.

    You see, my son told me quite seriously earlier today that if the game ('Driver 3') did not feature any road-going vehicles of a twin wheeled, preferably motorised nature then he would go about self terminating.

    This concept is certainly one that worries me greatly as I am sure you can understand.
    Edited by WoodenSpoon at 03/12/03 @ 23:06

  • matt__jon #216 9 years ago

    Motorcycles, right? Yes, there is at least one motorcycle, its in the October trailer of the game. There also appears to be a regular pedaling bicycle in many screenshots.

    Oh yeah, theres a remixed version of an older trailer, go to gametrailers.com and click on Driver 3 trailer 2. It shows off the motorcycle, in case you need to show your son proof, so he doesn't kill himself.
    Edited by matt__jon at 04/12/03 @ 03:00

  • jaa #217 9 years ago

    The list of official cars is as follows

    . Mustang Mach 2
    . Tuk Tuk
    . Mustang Sportif
    . 1990 Renault Laguna
    . Yellow Taxi
    . Police Cruiser
    . Lambourghini Muriel
    . Ford Edsel Convertible
    . Ford Rutabago
    . Rover P2000
    . Mini Cooper S
    . Rolf Harris
    . Lambourghini NobXtenzzione
    . Ferrari Ferrerro
    . Porsche Pie


    Monsieur pjmaybe: there was no Renault Laguna back in 1990. The model at the time was the vingt et un.

    We'd like a correction, please.

    jaa
    Renault Internet Copyright Monitoring
    Viry-Chatillon
    France

  • pjmaybe #218 9 years ago

    Shhhhhhhhh! The concept was called "The Laguna" way back in 1990, so obviously we're using that in the game...er...or something.

    Oh and there'll be one of those little red kiddy cars with the yellow roofs and independantly swivelling wheels and one door in it too...ACE!

    Peej

  • jaa #219 9 years ago

    Ah, bon... Alors c'est bien.

    Good luck with your game. Will it have motorbikes?


    jaa
    Renault Internet Copyright Monitoring
    Viry-Chatillon
    Toujours en France
    Edited by jaa at 04/12/03 @ 12:40

  • Singularity #220 9 years ago

    First!

    Damn. 674th.

  • WoodenSpoon #221 9 years ago

    Wowz0r matt__jon!
    You certainly are a king among men.

  • jellyhead #222 9 years ago

    pj - "and there'll be one of those little red kiddy cars with the yellow roofs and independantly swivelling wheels and one door in it too...ACE!"

    It's called the Little Tikes Cozy Coupe but i think the new models are muck, get a classic 1994/5 vintage. v.robust.

    Highly recommended by myself to the patrons of the fine store i used to work in.

  • Tiger_Walts #223 9 years ago

    Will there be transport of the such that they have 2 wheels and are propelled by the burning of lower hydrocarbons producing work determined by the Carnot cycle upon a set of pistons? In short...

    \/\/1LL 7H3R3 B3 |\/|070RB1K35?

  • WoodenSpoon #224 9 years ago

    I Already asked that Tiger!

    I mean DUH, read the thread!

    :p

  • matt__jon #225 9 years ago

    Heres a new screenshot of a second motorcycle, no, its not a different paint job on the older one, this one has slightly different mirrors and headlight.
    Click Here

    Guess we can't post pics here.
    Edited by matt__jon at 04/12/03 @ 22:04

  • WoodenSpoon #226 9 years ago

    What on Earth could have disfigured that good man's face so horribly!?

  • Lutz #227 9 years ago

    Is it me, or have teh EG peeps changed the title of this whole she-bang???

  • matt__jon #228 9 years ago

    LOL. They haven't really said much about blood and gore. They're trying to keep it rated T, so no gore, but its possible there could be some blood, since Splinter Cell is rated T and has blood in it.

    About the new name, unforunately, thats officially the new name for it, DRIV3R, ever since a few days ago. I know, its stupid, but I guess we'll just have to get used to it, its not effecting the gameplay any. I think it was Ataris decision though, not Reflections. I'm not sure though.
    Edited by matt__jon at 05/12/03 @ 02:05

  • matt__jon #229 9 years ago

    Go to playscope.com for about 60 new pics of D3 in action.

  • WoodenSpoon #230 9 years ago

    "thats officially the new name for it, DRIV3R"

    Oh, I thought it was a humerous comment made by EG with the intention of poking fun at the general '1337'ness of this particular comments page's inhabitants.

    Either way...

  • matt__jon #231 9 years ago

    Yes, there are guns.

  • matt__jon #232 9 years ago

    Most likely, since there are guns and the ability to run them over.

  • phiquality #233 9 years ago

    it seems as if playscope.com now as around 178 screens of D3... a very good current source for people interested.
    If you are coming here to compare the grand theft auto series and ask pathetic questions about whether there will be hookers, then you might as well just keep playing those titles and forget about D3. A lot of people come here to find out good news sources and have played the Driver series from the start.... you idiots give us headaches.

    Matt_jon, I really like how much info you seem to find all the time. I am considering building a fansite to be launched at least a month before the game is out and I wanted to know if you would like to be involved.
    Reply to this and I will send you my email address.

  • WoodenSpoon #234 9 years ago

    You can tell the tards cause they post twice asking two different things.

  • WoodenSpoon #235 9 years ago

    "CASE DISMISSED"

    I think you mean Court Dismissed.

    Or maybe you were looking for the term
    'Case Closed'?

    I'm not sure which one you were actually thinking of, but a better question, for me, at least would be the following:


    W1|| THER B TEH MOTABKES 1N 17?!!?!!!?1?!!11

  • matt__jon #236 9 years ago

    Sure, I can help you some on a fansite, but I'm loaded down with school work, I was gonna make one too, but I just had too much schoolwork, and I wanted to make my own graphics for it (it would've been like the menu screen from Driver 1 where you'd hold the mouse over one of the pictures and it'd be highlighted), but I never got that far on them, unfortunately, and I deleted the files after not working on the pages for a few months. Anyway, sure I'll help, I just might not be able to help much, except for info and new pics, trailers, etc. I only know basic html. matt__jon@hotmail.com if you want to email me.

    I don't know if you'll be able to drive and shoot at the same time, I hope so, but I think the developers would say it doesn't really have to do with the Driver series. Well, to me it does, in car chase films they shoot back at the cops, so I hope they have it. They're trying to keep this game rated T, and so far thats what its gonna be. There is a gas station in a screenshot, with a car in it, but no ones pumping gas, so I really can't tell if we'll have to pump gas to keep the car running (probably not, since they've said before they won't have repair shops since you could simply steal a new car), but I'm hoping even if we have an infinite amount of gas we could still pump gas, just so I can set the gas station on fire. Well, I think you'll be able to target pedestrians, it makes sense if you can target a bad guy that you can also target a pedestrian, because it'd be stupid if you couldn't, and I hope, unlike the Getaway, that it will autotarget innocent people, instead of ony gansters and cops. The shooting is gonna be more like the Matrix instead of stealthy, you'll just walk into a room (with double MAC-10's if you want) and empty the clips and throw the gun away when you're done (I hope we can hold onto the gun for more ammo later, they said there will be no holstering the gun though). I'd expect you can get a gun in take a ride mode, it would add replayability, not many people want to play driving only games after GTA3 anymore.
    Edited by matt__jon at 11/12/03 @ 02:39

  • matt__jon #237 9 years ago

    I like GTA, but I wasn't even excited when VC was being released for some reason. I get really excited when theres a new trailer of this game though. I didn't even get VC until a few months after it came out, and it didn't live up to #3.

    I like Driver 3 better, more like how it used to be with D2, but oh well, its too late to change it, we can always pretend its Driver 3 though.

    I don't really like THPS, its just not my kind of game, being limited to only a few things like riding a skateboard, and... uh, riding a skateboard, or a bike in whatever demo they have on whatever game it is, my brother likes THPS though, its his fav game

  • matt__jon #238 9 years ago

    No new trailers, and they're aiming at T which is what it supposedly would be so far.

  • Razz #239 9 years ago

    OMG! What have I missed?

    Tards.... Tards everywhere.
    /loads ray gun

  • Khab #240 9 years ago

    Oh dear. Oh dear.

  • BartonFink #241 9 years ago

    Geeeesus it's a mess in here tard everywhere.

    /lobs in a frag grenade

  • st3ph3n #242 9 years ago

    What the fuck, I was attacked about a post I made ages ago. Attacked by a shoddy spelling assjacket. The shame.

    I'll answer though - Where else have you seen car physics like this? I'm interested to see if you know of another game?

    Well GT3 has great physics. I've yet to see any movie footage of driver 3 also so I can't comment on the physics engine it has.

    I also never said not to have high expectations of the game. However someone who says that the game is cool has nothing to base that opinion on. It could be cool, it certainly looks like it will be a good game, but it has not yet reached a stage where it is finished and can be called a good game.

  • Daryoon #243 9 years ago

    wots this i here about steven hawkings involment with teh game?

  • Dirtbox #244 9 years ago

    Urm... shouldn't that be spelt psycho?
    Edited by Dirtbox at 20/12/03 @ 03:32

  • BartonFink #245 9 years ago

    8u+ i5 th3r3 m0t0r81k3s 1n 1+

  • Dirtbox #246 9 years ago

    This game is gonna suck balls. I'm waiting for DRIV4R.

  • WoodenSpoon #247 9 years ago

    There will be a helicopter/chopper known as the B.J.

  • matt__jon #248 9 years ago

    Enter Buildings: Yes

    Stuntman is where I've seen car physics like this. The good thing about the physics in this game, unlike GT3, is that you can actually flip your car! Also, the steering is made more sensitive than GT3, because that game sucks, and who wants steering like that anyway? It'll be like steering in past Driver games.

    About the sequels, most likely: yes, yes, and yes

    I'd guess it has a 90% chance of being T, because then the game can legally reach a wider audience than GTA, which is always good. And I don't think Reflections would ever go above a T, its just something they do.

    I don't know if you can climb trees, but I hope so. And fences, ladders, buildings or other things that are close together (press up against the walls with hands and feet and climb up).

    Most likely the pedaling bikes are driveable. It should be fun to hit people on them with a semi.

    No flying planes as of yet have been mentioned.

    And for those of you who liked the slow mo in The Matrix, theres a new thing in this game, they call the thrill cam, where you press two of the shoulder buttons and it slows down time and moves to an out of car camera, but you still have control of the car. The harder you press the buttons, the more it slows down. This should help in tense moments, or big crashes. They didn't say if it would work while on foot though, but I hope so. They did say it was like the bullet time in the Matrix, would could or could not also be referring to on foot action. I'd assume it'd still work on foot.
    Edited by matt__jon at 20/12/03 @ 13:52

  • Wilffo #249 9 years ago

    Man my comments keep screwing up...
    Edited by Wilffo at 20/12/03 @ 14:16

  • Dirtbox #250 9 years ago

    Why would anyone want to climb trees? Of course you're not going to be able to, thats just stupid.

    You would only be able to enter buildings that have something to do with missions. Nothing more. The game would slow down far too much otherwise.

    There isn't going to be any planes, helecopters or gliders either. Since when was the game called Pilot?

    DRIV3R® Dev. Team
    Chief Myth Despeller/Moral Dropper

  • Wilffo #251 9 years ago

    H3y guy5, 15 17 7rU3 7ha7 this 15 teh m4in c4r?

    <a href='http://www.users.bigpond.com/adriansbruce/howitwasdone/fc2.jpg'>17 r0xx0rz!!!!1!!11</a>

  • WoodenSpoon #252 9 years ago

    I think DB is confusing this with another project we are working on.

    This game (DRIV3R) will have both planes and helicopters!

    So far we have three confirmed 'air' vehicles--

    Two helicopters,

    The 'B.J.' and the 'H.J'

    and one plane, which you will be able to fly around the world (which explains all the different cities included in the game, for those of you who didn't already realize [is that really how you spell realize!?] ).

    The aeroplane will be called the

    '69


    Thanks for your time,
    DB I need to talk to you in my office later.


    DRIV3R® Dev. Team
    Vice Shit stirrer/Rumour creation Dept.

  • jiroczech #253 9 years ago

    Matt_jon is well known in the industry.. It is in the fact the pseudonym for famous, conjoined twins Matt and Jon Fellatio, who write a weekly column for IGN.

  • Dirtbox #254 9 years ago

    o_0

    What?

  • matt__jon #255 9 years ago

    By 4-wheelers I assume you mean ATV's (all terrain vehicles). I'm not really sure, I haven't seen any or heard about them, so I'd guess there aren't any.

    I know all this stuff from reading articles I search for on the internet. I'm obsessed wit this game, I don't bother looking for info on other games, this is the only game I'm really looking forward to playing.

  • matt__jon #256 9 years ago

    Really, you think you're better at searching than me? And you say they haven't mentioned the car physics? If you were better at searching then me, you'd know that they mention the car physics in nearly every single article.

    The physics engine is the same as in Stuntman, except optimized and refined. For those of you who haven't played Stuntman, it has the best car physics of any game I've played. Also, the damage is included in the physics engine too, so you can wrap your car around tree's.

  • WoodenSpoon #257 9 years ago

    Well I am better then both of you n00bt4ardst3r5.

  • WoodenSpoon #258 9 years ago

    " will this game have guns?
    will this game have cars?
    will this game have the ability to swim with?
    will this game have motorbikes?
    will you be able to climb walls / trees in the game?
    will there be helicopters?
    will there be trucks?
    what will it be called?
    when will it be out?
    what consoles will it be out on?
    will there be any ATV's?
    will there be any RTV's?
    will there be bicyles?
    will David Hasselhoff be in the game?
    will concorde be in the game?
    will ya mamma be in the game?
    what cars will be in the game?
    what plaecs will be in the game?
    are there any screenshots of the game?
    will anybody respond to this?
    - probably not -
    finnally..
    ...will this game be anygood??"

    Yes.
    Edited by WoodenSpoon at 22/12/03 @ 10:41

  • matt__jon #259 9 years ago

    I don't think the cars will blow up in this game unless you shoot them in the gas tank (not even sure about that) or put a bomb on them. Otherwise, they shouldn't blow up. Hopefully they won't catch on fire just from fliping either.

    I assume the cops will chase you on foot, but there hasn't been much info on the cops so I don't really know.

  • matt__jon #260 9 years ago

    For new pics and a slightly new take on the October trailer, the official site is now up, driv3r.com

  • matt__jon #261 9 years ago

    yes, they'll still try to run though, they're not the dumb type like GTA, but if they're anything like in Stuntman, they'll be easy targets.
    Edited by matt__jon at 23/12/03 @ 23:52

  • Rankin #262 9 years ago

    Gamecube version was cancelled because Gamecube owners are all too young to play such a violent game.

  • commander dixon #263 8 years ago

    ROLF

  • matt__jon #264 8 years ago

    Gamecube version was cancelled because they couldn't get it to work as well on GC, and it was holding the other versions back. Maybe if Nintendo had better 3rd party support...

    Well, they've said there is no multiplayer or online, so I'm going with that to keep my hopes down so I won't be dissapointed about it.

    Thomas, there are only 8 weapons according to the site, also only 3 cities, its not coming out on GC, the release for console versions is March 23, PC June 22, yes, no airplanes, it is not known how many buildings are enterable, there are not licensed cars, and no one knows if the burnout button returns yet.

    Yes, you can shoot out tires and windows and leave bullet holes in cars, don't believe me? Go to ps2.ign.com, then go to Driv3r (you might have to search if the link isn't on the first page), then go to the videos section and download all the 13 videos that they just put up there the other day, January 14.

  • matt__jon #265 8 years ago

    If you shoot them with a grenade launcher, yes, they break into more pieces though, its almost as if the car disintegrates when it blows up. I don't know if you can do that with bullet shooting guns, but I do know you can with the grenade launcher. Also, an article from a year ago said there would be plastic explosives, I assume its C4 (see also Metal Gear Solid 1+2), and you can plant those on cars, in the article it said the bomb would blow up when someone turned the car on (but I hope you can detonate it yourself like on MGS). So those should also be able to blow up cars the same way if they're still in the game.

  • matt__jon #266 8 years ago

    I don't think you can shoot their heads off, but you can do head shots.

    Yes, you can shoot people inside their cars.

    I don't know if you can do drive-by's, so I wouldn't count on it, since in the latest articles they've been stressing that the games not about shooting people (even though they put guns in it anyway).

  • matt__jon #267 8 years ago

    Thats alright, since it was stupid and not embarrasing or anything like that, I don't care.

    Sorry, I don't know if you can shoot while driving, they haven't said anything about it yet (but if the box cover has anything to do with it, I'd say yes, but box covers don't always tell the truth), or I haven't found an article on it. And if they did mention it, I'm sure I would've seen it somewhere.

  • matt__jon #268 8 years ago

    "certain M-rated mega-hit"
    re-read that Jon, its not even talking about D3 at all, since D3 isn't a hit yet (hasn't come to stores), its talking about GTA.

    As far as I know, this will be a T

    About the peds, I don't know why we haven't seen many, probably either because they don't want mass killing in the game like in GTA, or after doing up the graphics so good, they can't fit much more in there. I've heard that they're trying to keep a high level of interactibility, but I'm not sure if they only mean in damaging stuff or stores. I agree the golf course in GTA was a waste of space, they should've at least made a mini game golf.

  • matt__jon #269 8 years ago

    They like me, they really like me!

  • WoodenSpoon #270 8 years ago

    matt_jonn wrote:
    "They're like me, they're really like me!"

  • matt__jon #271 8 years ago

    Just speculation. The past games were T, and I don't think Reflections would change that, after all, if they made it M, only 17 year olds could legally buy it, but if they make it teen, anyone can buy it (unless parents start complaining, and they probably will). Its just a thought. Anyway, I think anyone can buy a T game pretty much, so Driv3r would have an edge on the other games in the genre. Theres no ID card that teens get, so the store clerk can't question them, and if it has a T rating, they won't really care, so Reflections makes more money.

  • WoodenSpoon #272 8 years ago

    lol

  • Vibrating Donkey #273 8 years ago

    Does matt jon work at Reflections or something?
    I know someone that does btw, but I won't tell ya. :P
    I don't think he's up to 100 questions anyway.

    And I just noticed, the "Send comment" text is in my language, weeee!
    Edited by Vibrating Donkey at 31/01/04 @ 00:42

  • matt__jon #274 8 years ago

    I think it said in a few of the articles I've read that the cops will chase you on foot. I assume they will and that you can get out of the car while being chased, if they even want to compete with GTA. But I haven't heard much about the cop chases.

    Some things I have heard about them though are the techniques used by the cops, they will do the pit manuever (try to make you fishtail, they'll even cut corners to do it, so be careful when turning), they will set up blockades with spikestrips. They'll even try to block you off in certain areas. This is all stuff my friend told me he read in a PSW magazine, its a British magazine, so I can't get it, so I don't know for sure how true it is, sorry, but I'm pretty sure Reflections could implement all those ideas. I know tires can be popped this time around, so I'm betting on spike strips.

    The reason the games been delayed is - get this - to advertise more. I know, stupid. Also, they wanted to move it to their fiscal 2005 year to make their 2005 year look better. Well, lets hope this is the last time it gets delayed.

    I don't know if Tanner can drown, but he could in Driver 2 (from standing in 2 feet of water, but he can swim this time, I assure you). He could even drown on land sometimes from a glitch.

    I don't know if there will be money, they've said there will be plenty of bad guys you can steal weapons from, so probably no buying weapons or ammo, so far they haven't said anything though.

    There is, sadly, no hand to hand combat. I personally think this sucks because what are you gonna do when you don't have a weapon? Run, thats all you can do. Not even a basic punch/kick combo like GTA. Come on Reflections! But he can jump and climb some things (not anything "complex" though, in Edmonsons own words).

    He can go inside some buildings, but not all buildings. The interiors can be destroyed.

    I wish I worked at Reflections, but if I did I probably would've accidentally told you guys something they're keeping secret about the game until its released. I do know a Public Relations at Atari, but he won't say anything.

  • El Nacho #275 8 years ago

    "There is, sadly, no hand to hand combat. I personally think this sucks because what are you gonna do when you don't have a weapon? Run, thats all you can do. Not even a basic punch/kick combo like GTA"-quote matt_jon

    The Reason he ain't gonna fight barefists is becuase its not his thing, Like edmondson said Tanner Won't win a fight Against Vercetti but Tanner will kick Tommy's ass behind the Wheel.

  • matt__jon #276 8 years ago

    Yeah, so if you don't have a weapon, don't bother doing the missions or you'll get killed right away.

    /rolls eyes

    I still say a basic punch kick would help the game a whole lot. There don't need to be any more moves than that.
    Edited by matt__jon at 31/01/04 @ 12:35

  • Vibrating Donkey #277 8 years ago

    I think it said in a few of the articles I've read that the cops will chase you on foot. I assume they will and that you can get out of the car while being chased, if they even want to compete with GTA. But I haven't heard much about the cop chases.

    Heh, in Driver 2 they would simply run your sorry ass over.
    I hope the cops won't be as aggressive either.
    Different levels would be good, like in Mafia.
    Do a minor offence and they'll give you a ticket, if you try to outrun them they'll give chase and will try to stop you by using tactics that actually work, not just like in Driver where they push the pedal to the metal and smash straight into you.
    And finally, if they catch you carrying a weapon they'll open fire and set up road blocks.

    Some things I have heard about them though are the techniques used by the cops, they will do the pit manuever (try to make you fishtail, they'll even cut corners to do it, so be careful when turning), they will set up blockades with spikestrips. They'll even try to block you off in certain areas. This is all stuff my friend told me he read in a PSW magazine, its a British magazine, so I can't get it, so I don't know for sure how true it is, sorry, but I'm pretty sure Reflections could implement all those ideas. I know tires can be popped this time around, so I'm betting on spike strips.

    This is partially what I'm talking about. :)

    The reason the games been delayed is - get this - to advertise more. I know, stupid. Also, they wanted to move it to their fiscal 2005 year to make their 2005 year look better. Well, lets hope this is the last time it gets delayed.

    If this is true I guess it's Atari's doing? Bastards!

    There is, sadly, no hand to hand combat. I personally think this sucks because what are you gonna do when you don't have a weapon? Run, thats all you can do. Not even a basic punch/kick combo like GTA. Come on Reflections! But he can jump and climb some things (not anything "complex" though, in Edmonsons own words).

    Maybe they'll go for the good ol infinite ammo for your default weapon?
    Otherwise this sounds stupid. It's not that hard to put some basic hand to hand combat into the game either. So I don't see the reason why not?

    I wish I worked at Reflections, but if I did I probably would've accidentally told you guys something they're keeping secret about the game until its released.

    And that's a bad thing? ;)
    Edited by Vibrating Donkey at 31/01/04 @ 17:07

  • matt__jon #278 8 years ago

    I haven't heard about any animals, but if stuntmans any clue (even though you didn't have guns in that game so it might not) then there could be chickens, dogs, birds. One of my friends said in a screenshot they saw a crate of chickens. Its one of the earlier ones, it kinda looks like it, I'll post it if I find it. Hopefully there'll be small rodents and birds for target practice, maybe even ducks.

    Yeah, it was Atari's move. I am beginning not to like Atari much, I think that it is possible they could go under, well, unless D3 is a big hit, but Atari doesn't really have anything else, not that I know of.

    Yeah, they didn't want to put in hand to hand combat because its not what the games about. I'm also questioning some of Reflections moves on this project. To me, its not about tradition (some things are, like car physics, etc.), its about being the best game it can be, and they could easily add hand to hand combat but just chose not to, which will probably hurt it in the reviews and then sales because of the reviews.

    I'd probably get fired quickly for telling top secret info on the game. Another possible reason for the delay could be to give GTASA as little of a chance of improving on D3 as possible, and less time between the games means less improvment, which would be a plus for D3.

    I haven't heard if the cops will give you any tickets in this game. I would like it if they did, a way to get rid of unwanted felony. Of course if you did some felonies they wouldn't even give you a ticket, they'd just arrest you, like evading and then all of the sudden pull over, a real cop would take you down, not give you a ticket. But I would like tickets as a way to get rid of felony.

    It seems I have less and less answers lately, partly because they haven't been saying anything new, I keep reading new articles, but they have the same old info (less actually) than older articles.

  • matt__jon #279 8 years ago

    Goto Driver Extreme for new pics from gameplay (health bar, map and all that stuff, looks great).

  • Scimarad #280 8 years ago

    Just read the preview in GamesTM - I think this looks like it could be pretty damn good. I think to be honest I prefer being on the side of the bloodthirsty law rather than the bloodthirsty criminal lowlife...

  • matt__jon #281 8 years ago

    I don't know if he can talk to people in game or take the train, and I don't know if he likes xbox shaped pizzas (that'd be an extreme deep dish pizza), none of these have been mentioned.

    Over at the official forums, there is someone who claims to work at Reflections, but not work on the game. He says he deals with the public, so he doesn't know much about the game. I'm not sure how true this all is, but if it is true, there is ragdoll in the game, and there will be a playable demo next month in Official Playstation Magazine. I'm not sure if thats distributed in Europe though.

  • WoodenSpoon #282 8 years ago

    Sorry lads, but I have just bought an XBox.

    It is not that big or heavy.

    (However the first thing I thought upon looking at it was something like "I can fit 4 GameCubes into that")

    Also, this thread seems to be losing it's way.



    DR1V3 SUXX00RR SS SHITT LIK EU R OMMA!!1!!!!!!
    Edited by WoodenSpoon at 03/02/04 @ 21:00

  • matt__jon #283 8 years ago

    I don't know how Tanner will heal, last time they said anything about that they only said they would consider what they do in GTA and The Getaway.

    I don't know if the peds will fight you, but there is no hand to hand combat, only weapons, unfortunately. So don't start anything unless you have a weapon, especially a mission.

    Well, there are bus stops, like for city buses, I've seen at least 1. I don't think there will be kids with the ability to hit peds and shoot them, even GTA didn't have kids. The medias gonna focus on if women are killed, or if children are killed. They somehow forget to mention though that most of the planned deaths in the games (ie missions) are killing male characters. Damn media. They also don't mention you can kill men. For some reason, they're trying to take away the whole "all men are created equal" thing.

  • El Nacho #284 8 years ago

    I bet in the end we'll be able to kill Calita or whatever that hot ass evil chicka is.

    I Seriously doubt civialians will fight back, how they describe Tanner at the official site nobody wants any of him. Plus it won't be realistic.

    I'm getting kinda scuurd the gangstas won't interact wit you in free roam it'd be cool to have mo than pigs on ur case.
    About the kids, none of them should be in the same game with a rocket launcher weilding maniac (me).

  • squaylor #285 8 years ago

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  • WoodenSpoon #286 8 years ago

    "For all scamers and people on here to talk trash will be kicked off the internet for good so if you dont obey you will be kicked off the internet for good. for more information contact us at internetpolice.org"

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  • Vibrating Donkey #287 8 years ago

    Some shots of different TV's.
    http://www.nordicgamers.se/sektion/nordicgamers/artiklar/index.php?art_id=79&thesida=sida3

  • squaylor #288 8 years ago

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    all the stuff I say is recorded? Well you'll enjoy listening to what I'm saying as I type this...I await with interest the notice coming to my house, especially as I don't live in a house, but if a notice arrives I'll be sure to pin it up on my noticeboard so the rest of my flatmates can read it. I think they should at least be told the severity of surveillance that I am under.

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  • squaylor #289 8 years ago

    Sorry t-boy, you'll have to wait for Tug-Boat Skipp3r...I believe that has 5h1p5 in it...

  • ObiJo #290 8 years ago

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  • matt__jon #291 8 years ago

    Yes you can shoot and kill cops, blow out their tires, and destroy their cars.

    You can't sail to the other cities. There are no planes. When the police catch you its gameover.

  • El Nacho #292 8 years ago

    I can't really put in perspective how big the D3 cities will be, so in comparison to TC, TG, VC, D1, and D2 how big are the cities for D3?

  • Vibrating Donkey #293 8 years ago

    C&VG has a new interview that tells nothing new at all.
    Except...
    "...it's cars, trucks, vans, boats, bikes, scooters and so on, a forklift truck in there, a crane, a go-kart, classic cars."
    And Michelle Rodriguez is a Driver fan, wooo!
    http://www.computerandvideogames.com/news/news_story.php?id=101443

  • WoodenSpoon #294 8 years ago

    Bluming bum fuck!

    How could I have missed that!

    I have not been here for a while so I missed your notice euro gmes internet p, but nevermind, I would have taken no notice anyway, rest assured!

    So basically, I am not allowed to say things like

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    I see.

  • WoodenSpoon #295 8 years ago

    MOTABOIKES R TEH GAYEST BITCH FUCUFUKFUFKFUFKFUFKFUFKFUFKFUFK LIK UR KMMMAOMMA IS GAAAYEST!!!! euro gmes internet p IS EH SHITEST HEAD LOLWTF ASS LOL WTFOMG11FUKFUKFUFKFUFK

  • matt__jon #296 8 years ago

    About the size of the cities, I don't have True Crime, but I do have The Getaway so I'll compare D3's cities to London.

    TG's London is 40 square kilometers. Thats about 12 square miles.

    One city in Driver 3 is 3 times the size of that, plus D3's cities have more roads, alleyways, and open places.

    It takes about 20-30 minutes just to get from one side of Miami to the other in Driver 3. In Vice City, it only takes 5 minutes or so.

  • El Nacho #297 8 years ago

    Thanx, and its hard to tell by a cars speed cuz you can be in a scooter and it'll take 20-30 minutes to get accross.

  • matt__jon #298 8 years ago

    I don't know if you can flip off, but you can fall off. Go to Driv3r.com and watch the "Boy From The City" trailer they just added.

    BTW, driv3r.com will be updated every Thursday night until the game comes out.

    Oh yeah, motorcycles can be damaged. Haven't seen it myself but a friends told me in a magazine he had all the shell of the body was knocked off a motorcycle.

  • tmanderson #299 8 years ago

    Thomas here. How fast will the cars go? will they have speedometers? will there be a driver seat camera view [in the car camera view]? will you be able to tear the cars up so bad that they will blow up or wont run or both of them? PLEASE RESPOND matt_jon

  • tmanderson #300 8 years ago

    here are som neat screenshots of driv3r check them out.

  • tmanderson #301 8 years ago

    Here is some good news about driv3r parterners.To take full advantage of the potential consumer base, Atari is developing partnerships with exciting brands  that target specific customer demographics.

    These relationships link the powerhouse DRIVER name to established brands that will speak to - and expand - the Driver 3 (tm) audience. Atari and SoBe Adrenaline Rush team up to deliver you a landmark DRIV3R
    experience.
    Check out your favorite stores and radio stations for the SoBe Adrenaline Rush sweepstakes, where you can win copies of DRIV3R,DRIV3R strategy guides, and even a new car. And when the SoBe Love Bus Tour hits your town, come visit the exclusive DRIV3R interactive kiosks.

  • tmanderson #302 8 years ago

    The Game by Thomas.In 1999 it was Driver, in 2000 it was Driver 2. Having won game of the year awards all across Europe and the US, and collecting an interactive BAFTA, now the groundbreaking 3d action driving game is back.

    - Over 70 playable vehicles, including cars, bikes, boats, artics, and buses.
    - 8 different weapons, including handguns, machine guns and grenade launchers.
    - Over 30 story integrated missions.
    - Over 30 fmv sequences featuring the voice talents of Michael Madsen, Ving Rhames, Michelle Rodriguez and Mickey Rourke.
    - 3 highly detail cities: Miami, Nice, Istanbul.
    - 12 licensed music tracks.
    - Driving games.
    - Innovative Thrill Cam.
    - Director Mode, now with slow mo effect.


  • tmanderson #303 8 years ago

    Reflections by Thomas .Martin Edmondson's Newcastle-based studio has been making games for 19 years, with number 1 titles in several formats, specialising in the highly competitive motor sports genre.

    Previous to the enormous success of Driver, the biggest selling game of 1999, the studio was responsible for Destruction Derby and Destruction Derby2, which helped to establish the PlayStation as the key gaming platform of the 1990s.
    In the 1980s the acclaimed Shadow of the Beast series did a similar job for the Commodore Amiga.

    ..............................................

    Title history.

    Stuntman (PS2) 2002
    Driver 2 (PS1) 2000
    Driver (PS1, PC) 1999
    Destruction Derby 2 (PS1, PC) 1996
    Monster Trucks (PS1 PC) 1996
    Destruction Derby (PS1, PC) 1995
    Brian the Lion (Amiga, CD32) 1994
    Shadow of the Beast III (Amiga) 1992
    A.W.E.S.O.M.E. (Amiga) 1990
    Shadow of the Beast II (Amiga) 1990
    Shadow of the Beast (Amiga) 1989
    Ballistix (BBC Micro, Amiga, Atari St) 1989
    Stryker's Run ( Acorn Electron) 1987
    Codename Droid (BBC Micro, Acorn Electron) 1986
    Ravenskull (BBC Micro, Acorn Electron) 1985

  • squaylor #304 8 years ago

    and your point is?

  • tmanderson #305 8 years ago

    Good Info avalible by Thomas.Available platforms
    PS2, Xbox, Gamecube, PC

    The Cities
    Miami, Florida ; Nice, France ; Istanbul, Turkey

    Storyline
    Tanner infiltrates an international
    gang of car thieves.

    Weapons
    Tanner can aim weapons manually
    and strafe while shooting.


    Vehicles
    50 - 60 total, including cars, boats, motorcycles and
    semi-trucks with tractor-trailers. No licensed vehicles.

    Ability to explore building interiors

    Real-time damage
    to cars and interiors

    Damage meters
    for vehicles and Tanner

    Opening hinged car doors
    with self-shadowing

    Tanner can swim!

    Approximately 30 miles of
    explorable roadway in each city

  • WoodenSpoon #306 8 years ago

    Where did the internet police guy go?

    I thought he was watching me?

    Hey I think we're off the hook Squalor, and thank God, I was getting worried.

  • matt__jon #307 8 years ago

    No speedometer, so I'm npt sure how fast the cars can go. There is an in car view. The cars will stop running, but they won't blow up unless you shoot them with a grenade launcher.

    No hoes in this game.

    Production on the gamecube version has been cancelled due to Atari titles not selling well on cube, and the high level of detail in the game is too much (according to people who used to work at Rare) for the cube.

    There are over 70 vehicles. Theres even a crane.

    Approximately 50 MAPPED miles of road in each city, with more alleyways and open areas not counted. 30 square miles of city per city.

  • Vibrating Donkey #308 8 years ago

    It takes about 20-30 minutes just to get from one side of Miami to the other in Driver 3. In Vice City, it only takes 5 minutes or so.
    Well, that's about the size of LA in True Crime.
    I thought the cities would be smaller than that actually, more like the GTA's.
    I'm happy. :)

  • tmanderson #309 8 years ago

    What year is this game going to be set in like gta vice city was set in the 80's so what year will driv3r be set in by the look of the cars it looks like the 80's Please Respond Anyone

  • squaylor #310 8 years ago

    Thanks for your questions, inadur!!

    can you enter really tall buildings ?
    Thanks to the new Driv3r graphics engine, Febr3ze all buildings with a vertical indent over 19 metres have been classified as 'really tall' As you can imagine we didn't want all of them to be accessible, so decided to randomise slightly, to improve gameplay. Tanner will only be able to enter really tall buildings if he gives the pre-programmed 'special knock', and asks nicely.

    can you swim in the ocean ?
    A tough one, this. After seeing what you could (or rather couldn't!!!) do in GTA:Vice City, we decided to code swimming as part of the programme. We hired legendary AI master Duncan Goodhew who personally modelled the swimming movements captured for the game. So yes, you can swim in the ocean, but only to get from Miami to Nice. We felt a real-time trans-Atlantic swim mission would really push the boundaries. Watch out for those algal blooms!

    can you run over people ?
    No. why would you want to run people over? That's appauling to even think about, and would not be part of any game we were involved with. Driv3r will be about multi-user conflict resolution through reasoning, theological dialogue and carefully worded discussion. The application of force in the game can only be sanctioned by the UN (through talking with waves of UN beaurocrats leading up to an epic end-of-level confrontation - having to deliver a convincing Powerpoint presentation to Kofi Annan)

    and can you shoot out of like a window or something ?
    Well thanks for being precise with this question! Yes you can shoot, no you can't shoot out of windows (unless in a 'medium-tall' building - those with a vertical indent of 11-19 metres), or objects 'like windows' i.e. mirrors, oven doors, patio doors, and yes you can shoot out of something - a very big gun. But only at small animals that attempt to steal jewels from the trailer pulled behind Tanner's car at all times. Oh, and the sharks on the trans-atlantic swimming level.

    Hope this helps! We appreciate all of your questions, however inane!

    Horatio
    Driv3r development team
    England

  • Lutz #311 8 years ago

    Here tardy tardy tardy, got a little something for you, some piccies of a new car in Driv3r, it's the James Bond car… the DB7, come closer… yeeeeess….. That's it…

    /unsheathes katana

    /unsheathes spell checker too.
    Edited by Lutz at 25/02/04 @ 13:03

  • squaylor #312 8 years ago

    That's my pleasure Inadur. You must understand why we can't include people being run over in the game - for example look at the recent fuss about Haitians and GTA:Vice City.

    Apart from killing pedestrians with cars, what other things would you like to be able to do in Driv3r?

    Horatio
    Driv3r development
    Englandville

  • WoodenSpoon #313 8 years ago

    Yes, he is.

    About that comment Mr Jonn made about the Cube not being able to handle the Driv3r graphics,
    I am sure the canning that the Cube cersion has received is more to do with their cube titles selling badly, since the GC is more powerful then the PS2.

    To rephrase:

    The Gamecube [GAYMECOBE!!1] is more powerful, and therefore can play games faster,
    with better graphics, then the PS2 [POOSTITON TOW!!11?!@]


    /Tard war
    Edited by WoodenSpoon at 25/02/04 @ 15:52

  • squaylor #314 8 years ago

    Lutz? I'm afraid he is, yes. He used to work here but had to be let go. There was some...unpleasantness.

  • tmanderson #315 8 years ago

    On this game you can run over people trust me you can.

  • tmanderson #316 8 years ago

    Doses your guy have a house in this game like gta vice city?

  • squaylor #317 8 years ago

    Inadur you do seem to have a grievance against pedestrians, can I ask why? I can almost understand though - my first production job in the gaming industry was basic coding for the arcade classic marble madness. It was a great start for me, and turned into a classic game, but it left me with a deep hatred of marbles which has stayed with me to this day. I only have to see a glass ball and I break out in a cold sweat. They're not even made of marble!

    Anyway, enough about me. Thanks for your interest, albeit a slightly worrying interest in killing innocent pedestrians with cars. And now we learn that you like blood - well it's your lucky day - every character in Driv3r (both playable and NPC) will be realistically 'filled' with blood. Thanks to our new febr3ze graphics engine every person in the game will bleed realistically. In fact, the blood itself is the most realistic ever coded - not only does it flow, spray and pool like real blood - but use the right analogue stick to zoom in on a puddle of it and you will actually be able to see the individual cells and platelets.

    I hope this has been of use, while our views on killing innocent people with high-powered cars may differ, it seems we both like seeing plenty of blood - whether smeared over a wall, pouring from a horrific wound or splattering across the road. Keep those questions coming!!!! (just don't mention marbles) Thanx

    Horatio
    Driv3r development
    Engerland

  • funk #318 8 years ago

    10 years old heh
    i remember what that was like, i hated that i couldn't watch violence, nudity and all the other good stuff

  • matt__jon #319 8 years ago

    The games is going to be set in the 70's, apparently, although I have seen a Lincoln Continental from the mid 90's (although it was from a cutscene, but still, a modern car? Who knows)

    Don't believe Squaylor.

    I'm not sure if you can enter really tall buildings, they haven't said much about which buildings you can enter, I know you can go into an airport, Tanners house, and some guy in Stiltsvilles house. I'va also heard you can enter mosques.

    You can swim, you can run people over. It is unclear if you can shoot while driving, I doubt it since they're trying to avoid GTA (stupid IMO). But if it means anything, and I doubt it does, on the cover of the game it shows a render (ie not from game) of Tanner aiming a Beretta out the window of his car. Hopefully its not false advertising.

    I know GC is more powerful then PS2, in an interview though, Edmonson said that they have workers from Rare working at Reflections (Rare made or makes games for GC, don't know much about them), and they said the only way they could get the game to run faster was to cut down on the detail. That plus GC games not selling well.

    Yes, Tanner has his own house, complete with dock and speedboat.

    Sorry, no blood, they want to keep the game rated T so it can reach a wider audience.

    I don't know when the ratings will be out, but I'd expect them to be out by E3, a game show in mid May.

  • WoodenSpoon #320 8 years ago

    Oh, man!

    I monitor D3's currect production status and keep in touch with the DEV team;
    You do know that Driv3r comes with built in minor detector software don't you?
    It basically scans your inner rings (You know, like a tree has) to determine an approximate age for the user, if you are under the restricted age limit (RAL) it blocks any gore, violence etc...

    Put simply, I don't think you will be able to see any of the individual red blood cells that Squaylor is talking about.

    Sorry to disappoint you inadur.

  • Vibrating Donkey #321 8 years ago

    LMAO, stop making fun of the kid. :D But it's fun...hmm...continue!

  • tmanderson #322 8 years ago

    Hey matt_john PS2 is morepowerfull than GC thats why PS@ are more money and they can play MP3 music and They play DvD's So explain that!!

  • WoodenSpoon #323 8 years ago

    Yup, there are planes, two of them.

    One is called the 'BJ', the other, the 'HJ'.

  • WoodenSpoon #324 8 years ago

    Nevermind, all will become clear when you get the game.
    I promise.

  • matt__jon #325 8 years ago

    64 new pics at Driver Extreme

    I don't know what size the cities were in Driver 2. However, I have seen the maps (yes in game) of D3, and sadly Miami doesn't look that much bigger now than it did in Driver 1. All that looks to be new (compared to D1 Miami) is a little part that hangs off the bottom. One thing about the maps though is that they are zoomed out versions, some of the roads don't appera on the map until you zoom in, but still theres not that many more roads in there. I'll post links to the maps:

    Miami
    <a href="http://driver.theextremenetwork.com/gallery/gallery14/Image029.jpg">
    Nice</a>
    <a href="http://driver.theextremenetwork.com/gallery/gallery14/Image028.jpg">
    Istanbul</a>

    And no, there are no flyable planes in this game.
    Edited by matt__jon at 07/03/04 @ 22:41

  • tmanderson #326 8 years ago

    Driver 3 ships on 06/1/2004 And should be for sale on 06/3/2004 im for sure i have been researching this game forever.

  • WoodenSpoon #327 8 years ago

    I think you're all too young for the game anyway.

  • matt__jon #328 8 years ago

    I don't know if the bodies disappear (they will eventually of course, but I'm not sure how long they stay)

    That could be the release date. Either its shipping June 1st or it'll go on sale June 1st.

    I don't know if theres auto aim but I hope theres an option cause auto aim is more realistic but some people don't like it. I do though. Why do people think auto aim is unrealistic? It IS more realistic, because in real life if danger presented itself and you were to shoot them, you wouldn't go to aim the gun but have it pointed off to the side, you would instintively point it right at them, therefore auto aim is more realistic, but I do hope they let us aim all guns wherever for when I just want to wreak havoc.
    Edited by matt__jon at 08/03/04 @ 20:44

  • matt__jon #329 8 years ago

    Theres no blood, you can kill anyone, you can steal any vehicle you see (except airplanes), and you can enter buildings. You can even destroy the buildings on the insides (not the outsides though).

  • squaylor #330 8 years ago

    can you steal buildings? pls anser!!!

  • WoodenSpoon #331 8 years ago

    Hi!!!!!!

  • squaylor #332 8 years ago

    this isn't a chatroom lads

    Ryan if you're Inadur's friend and you really are ten years old, someday you'll find out that it's not in fact blood that makes the world go round, but love, money or centrifugal force (take your pick)

  • matt__jon #333 8 years ago

    Also the suns gravity.

    The reason theres no blood I think is to keep it rated T, I know other games have blood and are rated T, but I really don't know why they would'nt have blood. I'll get along without it, but it'll suck not seeing it.

  • WoodenSpoon #334 8 years ago

    You should listen to Ryan, people only ever buy games with blood in. Ever.

    I predict terrible, terrible sales.

  • WoodenSpoon #335 8 years ago

    Amaarss!

    Welcome back!

    I have heard that the flying machine will be a flying M0TOBR|K3!!!11 lol

  • WoodenSpoon #336 8 years ago

    Ryan, I hope you're not 12, 12 is the age when most children explode.
    Edited by WoodenSpoon at 13/03/04 @ 10:49

  • matt__jon #337 8 years ago

    Why do I try to help these hopeless people...

    Interiors can be destroyed by shooting guns at stuff inside, and there are no flying vehicles. From now on I won't answer any of your questions because you're all obviously to dumb to look where its been answered before.

  • WoodenSpoon #338 8 years ago

    Amaarse : the next grand theft auto installment in going to be called GTA: San Andreas ... i also know that there will be some kind of flying vehicle in that game

    -------


    But anyway, havn't you noticed by now that there are sometimes very small fibs in some of the posts?
    Usually in the one's made by the DEVs. I think they're trying to trick you, Amaarse.
    Then again, maybe I'm just paranoid?

  • tmanderson #339 8 years ago

    matt_jon this is Thomas can you really steal or drive airplanes i searched this whole page but never found it so can you please tell me?

  • tmanderson #340 8 years ago

    indur your reterted thats why your name is inDUR DUR GET A LIFE

  • WoodenSpoon #341 8 years ago

    Ah.

    Maybe there will be planes.
    Maybe there will not.
    Maybe there will be planes, in your head.
    Maybe, there will not.
    Maybe a plane in your head is the same as a plane in the game.
    Maybe a plane in your head, is worth two in the bush.

    I don't actually know.

  • WoodenSpoon #342 8 years ago

    Yes, I am mentally calenged.


    Do you have a problem with the mentally calenged?

  • WoodenSpoon #343 8 years ago

    Oh, and while I'm here.

    Some of the images are of cutscenes, so no, Tanner will not look like that in the game. I think the only actual in-game ones are the ones where he is silhouetted against the sky, where you don't really get a good view of him.

    Did I outsmart Amaarse despite being mentally calenged?
    Probably.

    /Glee

  • squaylor #344 8 years ago

    rn't w3 all...

  • WoodenSpoon #345 8 years ago

    Yes, yes I know where.

    inadur i r bak:
    "tmanderson there are 3 things wrong with what you said.
    1.you wrote reterted actually its retarded
    2.its inadur with an "A"
    3.how can i get a life when i am living stupid
    dur"


    inadur i r bak, there are 3 things wrong with what you have said;

    1. You question Mr tmanderson's spelling when you are clearly unable to punctuate; it should be:

    "You wrote reterded, when actually, it's retarded."

    2. You need a space after your full stops (Or 'periods', whatever you call them) in a numbered list like that.

    3. You don't seem to understand that the term 'Get a life'.
    It is not meant to be taken literally. I think it means that you should be doing something more useful with your life then what you are doing with it currently (I would like to remind you that I'm in no place to question what you're doing with your life, and will not do so).

    Anyway, I'm sure in the you're both wrong in the end.

  • Mr_Sleep #346 8 years ago

    "how can i get a life when i am living stupid"

    Living stupid? That's brilliant.

  • WoodenSpoon #347 8 years ago

    Ah, Mr Sleep, if only you were here when Squaylor and I got ourselves in to trouble with the 'Internet Police'!
    There was one point where we were threatened with the removal of our internet connections.

  • WoodenSpoon #348 8 years ago

    Have you tried the internet?

  • tmanderson #349 8 years ago

    screw u mrsleep before i get mrclean on yo dirty ass

  • squaylor #350 8 years ago

    oooh good comeback!

  • WoodenSpoon #351 8 years ago

    " Hey Mat_Jon!!!!!!!

    Where are you??????????

    I got a question?????"

    He has told you up there ^^^

    He said you were all too fucking stupid for his company.
    I have to say, I agree, but I like to stay to see how completely retarded you really are.
    Anyway.

    I heard that you will be able to go back in time in DRIV3R and visit the other Driver games.

  • pjmaybe #352 8 years ago

    Well I dunno about you but I've got a couple of turds here I've been baking for a week specially for the job.

    Peej

  • pjmaybe #353 8 years ago

    Have you learned NOTHING? They just flash on and off, then disappear, just like the ones in Ikari Warriors...

    Peej

  • WoodenSpoon #354 8 years ago

    The body shall lie in 2 of 4 positions each time an evil man is killed.

  • Mean Marine #355 8 years ago

    Are there motorbikes in it?
    Edited by Mean Marine at 06/04/04 @ 21:09

  • pjmaybe #356 8 years ago

    Oh god just re-read this trying to get some inspiration for the geekmeet t shirt...

    it's just too damned good.

    Peej

  • LaundroMat #357 8 years ago

    Hello.

    Some of you might remember me. I was lead developer of this Driv3r project. Unfortunately, I've been made redundant, because the publisher no longer wants to put money in this project.

    (Some say the publisher's CEO's little daughter didn't like the look of the game, and thus the dimiwitted CEO no longer feels confident about this).

    Anyway. I was not alone in being thrown out. The team that can stay on consists of 1 developer and one marketing guy who's designing the manual and the box cover.

    The game will be shipped as it is now (in a few months, because the marketing has to start, discs have to be pressed, etc etc). The first missions are ready, so that's not a problem (that's about 45mins of gaming).

    We're hoping that the initial sales will be enough to fund the further development of the game, so that we can provide you with a patch in order to be able to continue the game.

    Wish us the best!

  • WoodenSpoon #358 8 years ago

    Yeah, that does sux.

  • WoodenSpoon #359 8 years ago

    I think the general feeling going around the DEV's offices was that if you saw Tanner swimming then people would think he's a fish of some sort.
    It's best not to mislead your fans before the game is released.

  • Tiger_Walts #360 8 years ago

    That reminds me of the monkey confusion when we had Tanner climbing trees.

  • WoodenSpoon #361 8 years ago

    Tanner will be able to swim in some water.

    He is not a strong swimmer and will be weighed down by the guns, so he will only be able to swim in salt water like the ocean. There will be a meter in the corner of the screen telling you how long Tanner can swim for.

    You will also have to take in to account that some water is not salted, and some water in infested with crabs and other dangerous aquatic wildlife.

  • valli #362 8 years ago

    The Body shall lie in 2 of 4 positions each time an evil man is killed.

    Wow, that sounds biblically scary =)

  • 205gti #363 8 years ago

    They should have ditched all this linear, story line nonsense. How about creating an interactive, living, breathing city, where crimes occur randomly giving you the choice to intervene or not.
    The focus of this game was supposed to be car chases, so why let him out of the car? If you want to enter a building, do it in a car.
    It's a shame Reflections didn't look back at past car games for ideas:
    Turbo Esprit (Durrell), World's Scariest Police Chases, Wreckless

  • WoodenSpoon #364 8 years ago

    " your stupid"

    Irony being that if you were not yourself stupid you would have written 'You're stupid'.

  • WoodenSpoon #365 8 years ago

    Yesish.

  • Tiger_Walts #366 8 years ago

    "Irony being that if you were not yourself stupid you would have written 'You're stupid'."

    The double irony being that you would have used the correct grammar in your brow-beating. ;)

  • WoodenSpoon #367 8 years ago

    "The double irony being that you would have used the correct grammar in your brow-beating. ;)"

    Oh Hush, Had you said nothing then they would never realise!

    Actually, what was wrong?

    Did I miss some commas?

  • squaylor #368 8 years ago

    Heh - not long to wait now, you getting excited inadur?

  • Tiger_Walts #369 8 years ago

    WoodenSpoon, it should have been...

    'you, yourself, were not stupid'

    instead of

    'you were not yourself stupid'

    It just scans better, in fact, 'yourself' is excessive to needs and can be removed anyway. ;)

  • WoodenSpoon #370 8 years ago

    Come to think of it, you're right Tiger, but I'm sure you can't say that you've never had the urge to stick a useless 'yourself' in to a sentence?

  • WoodenSpoon #371 8 years ago

    If by a 'map', you mean a picture of a penis, and by 'helping', you mean spamming you with gay porn, then yes, we can help.

  • WoodenSpoon #372 8 years ago

    " rated t games are so gai
    you shud only buy rated m games"

    "here are some true facts:

    ..you have tight cars
    ..the cities are big"

    " wooden spoon:

    U R retarted"

    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

    You really couldn't have put anymore quality quotes in to so little space!

  • T4RDKi113R #373 8 years ago

    anon.... BANG !

  • T4RDKi113R #374 8 years ago

    /puts cool dude,inadur,Amaarss,biznitch and all the buddies in a big bag
    /throw it into the river
    /goes back home
    / job finished

  • mcmonkeyplc #375 8 years ago

    To get italic writing press ctrl+F4 repeatidly.

    Halo 2 is obviously going to be better than the driv3r.

  • WoodenSpoon #376 8 years ago

    Italic = < i > without the spaces

  • pjmaybe #377 8 years ago

    it's the shiznit, beearch

    Peej

  • valli #378 8 years ago

    Will the tards ever stop posting here?

  • WoodenSpoon #379 8 years ago

    Never.

    I vote EG destroys this thread, or locks it, but leaves it around for comedy value.

    I also vote that EG gives Driv3r 3/10, just so we can witness the reaction.

  • WoodenSpoon #380 8 years ago

    The car issue is the same as the one Tanner swimming problem.

  • otto #381 8 years ago

    ∞
    ∞
    ∞
    ∞
    ∞

  • Wilffō #382 8 years ago

    Yey!!
    I feel so... finite.

    Cheers :P

  • MoFo #383 8 years ago

    I just wanted to be a part of this thread thing...man I'm blown away. Kinda feel honoured to even be here.

    Love you all.

  • Wilffō #384 8 years ago

    ( . )( . ) said:
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU
    FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Love you too Babes.
    Now back to Driv3r:

  • Homer Simpson #385 8 years ago

    c every1? this game WILL be good after all, and since that asshole mofo is ignoring me tell him i am no longer here 4 a wind up, i am here 2 prove 2 u lot this is a good game.

  • Homer Simpson #386 8 years ago

    Hmm... good point disc, why ARe people comparing games which are no where near alike? Comparing Halo 2 and Driv3r is like comparing a Maths lesson to an Art lesson. So whoever thinks Halo 2 is better well argue some more.

  • valli #387 8 years ago

    How do I get to Ghost Island????????

  • Razz #388 8 years ago

    You must first aquire the Warp Whistle to get to Ghost Island. Stand on any white blocks and hold down on the controller for 5 seconds. You will then be transported to a house there a talking mushroom will give you the whistle. When you blow this whistle you will be instantly trnasported to Ghost Island.

  • Black Hawk CZ #389 8 years ago

    Im like this game ;-)

  • tengu #390 8 years ago

    \O/

    Nice bumpage fella!