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BMX XXX - Uncut! Comments by Tom Bramwell

29 November, 2002

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mouse [staff]
29/11/02 @ 13:32
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:o
JohnBye
29/11/02 @ 13:40
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LOL! I guess this is going to be another record traffic month for EuroGamer then. ;)
Razz
29/11/02 @ 13:40
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=8) =8) =8) =8) =8) =8) =8)
I love this site. :)
Mr Sleep
29/11/02 @ 13:43
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LOL! I certainly wasn't expecting nekkid pictures....still don't have to buy the game now ;)
Machiavel
29/11/02 @ 13:45
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pjmaybe
29/11/02 @ 13:45
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Why does it look like Jame Gumb in a chick-skin-suit?

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Razz
29/11/02 @ 13:46
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d[xXx_xXx]b says: This is great //reachs for Razz' hand cream//
/SMACK/
Razz: Cheeky bugger.. /reaches for the Hand cream.. kicks d[o_o]b out.. again/
Razz
29/11/02 @ 13:47
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If only real life was this easy...
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Razz
29/11/02 @ 13:50
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The stripper is quite ugly.. but this arse is making me feel funny. :/
BartonFink
29/11/02 @ 13:55
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And why did this get 4/10 in the review ;) Ah gameplay right...
Razz
29/11/02 @ 14:03
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Having flashbacks of last nights free p0rn gallery...
pjmaybe
29/11/02 @ 14:03
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That arse looks like two chicken drumsticks stuck together with blu-tack!

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Razz
29/11/02 @ 14:05
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Arse... Chicken... *Drool*
FWB
29/11/02 @ 16:20
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Oh my God! Do my eyes deceive me or do I not see a post by Errol here?
pjmaybe
29/11/02 @ 16:24
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Do they jiggle though?

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Nemesis
29/11/02 @ 16:24
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Easy boys, I'd rather go home to the real thing. Silicon Fanboys /tuts/
Whizzo
29/11/02 @ 16:30
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I knew this was going to be a bit shit but for Christ's sake they could at least made the whole point of the game a bit better couldn't they? All those teenaged boys who get hold of this are going to be so disappointed... ;-)
pjmaybe
29/11/02 @ 16:30
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Dumb isn't it. 40 quid for this, or go to www.thestileproject.com (NWF) and get it all for nuffink!

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Errol
29/11/02 @ 16:37
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Those breasts look funny.
pjmaybe
29/11/02 @ 16:40
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Well about frickin' time! Where have you been!!!

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Errol
29/11/02 @ 16:54
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Who or what else is uncut around here ?

*ooooooh, MATRON !!*
mouse [staff]
29/11/02 @ 18:01
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Have the developers actually seen breasts before?
Errol
29/11/02 @ 18:12
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I said they look funny.
JohnBye
29/11/02 @ 19:45
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"Have the developers actually seen breasts before?"

Unlikely.
Azule
29/11/02 @ 21:54
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Why isn't the genre: bouncy bouncy....not worthy of that I guess. ;) :P

The developers could have at least made the in-game boobies something worth looking at, instead of those blocky freaks.
mouse [staff]
30/11/02 @ 00:43
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They're not far off though, to be honest.
BartonFink
30/11/02 @ 00:52
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Just picked up a copy of OXM tonight, it has a video of Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach VolleyBall. All I have to say is Cripes on a Boomstick now that is definately worthy of a new genre, bouncy bouncy bouncy.
The graphics in DOAX are going to be absolutely amazing and v.bouncy. :)
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Khab
01/12/02 @ 01:22
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There goes the neighbourhood...
IgWannA
02/12/02 @ 03:06
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who would be sad enough to buy this game... let alone develop it.
Polivar
02/12/02 @ 04:47
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'who would be sad enough to buy this game... let alone develop it.'

I can't agree more. This game is a load of uncensored filth not fit for anyone who possess dignity. Too much idle time and a bunch of sad and deprived developers produces games such as this.
mouse [staff]
02/12/02 @ 10:47
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*Tucks his copy under the chair*

COUGH! Yes, yes... absolutely disgraceful! Couldn't agree more. Ahem.
Machiavel
02/12/02 @ 14:03
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But they could have salvaged the whole sorry mess if half way through the Benny Hill theme sounds, digital representations of the developers appear in all their chubby, drooling glory, and promptly get chased by the blow-up doll monstrosities all around the level until the end of time...
IgWannA
02/12/02 @ 15:13
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i mean, i'm totally for half/full naked chicks prancing about on tv... but save it for late night channel 60/61 please...
otto [mod]
18/02/03 @ 09:01
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He puts in all that effort, you'd think he'd want a glimpse of snatch too.

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