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BMX XXX - Uncut!

Published 29 November, 2002

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mouse Verified Graphic designer, Eurogamer Network #1 10 years ago

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:o
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JohnBye #2 10 years ago

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LOL! I guess this is going to be another record traffic month for EuroGamer then. ;)
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Razz #3 10 years ago

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=8) =8) =8) =8) =8) =8) =8)
I love this site. :)
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Mr_Sleep #4 10 years ago

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LOL! I certainly wasn't expecting nekkid pictures....still don't have to buy the game now ;)
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Machiavel #5 10 years ago

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<a href="http://www.eurogamer.net/screenshot.php3?name=/pics/screenshots/bmxxxx_uncut/nov0222b.jpg">... and your blow-up doll can double as a bike-theft prevention kit ...<a>
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pjmaybe #6 10 years ago

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Why does it look like Jame Gumb in a chick-skin-suit?

Peej
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Razz #7 10 years ago

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d[xXx_xXx]b says: This is great //reachs for Razz' hand cream//
/SMACK/
Razz: Cheeky bugger.. /reaches for the Hand cream.. kicks d[o_o]b out.. again/
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Razz #8 10 years ago

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If only real life was this easy...

Edited by Razz at 29/11/02 @ 13:48
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Razz #9 10 years ago

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The stripper is quite ugly.. but this arse is making me feel funny. :/
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BartonFink #10 10 years ago

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And why did this get 4/10 in the review ;) Ah gameplay right...
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Razz #11 10 years ago

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Having flashbacks of last nights free p0rn gallery...
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pjmaybe #12 10 years ago

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That arse looks like two chicken drumsticks stuck together with blu-tack!

Peej
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Razz #13 10 years ago

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Arse... Chicken... *Drool*
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FWB #14 10 years ago

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Oh my God! Do my eyes deceive me or do I not see a post by Errol here?
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pjmaybe #15 10 years ago

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Do they jiggle though?

Peej
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Nemesis #16 10 years ago

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Easy boys, I'd rather go home to the real thing. Silicon Fanboys /tuts/
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Whizzo #17 10 years ago

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I knew this was going to be a bit shit but for Christ's sake they could at least made the whole point of the game a bit better couldn't they? All those teenaged boys who get hold of this are going to be so disappointed... ;-)
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pjmaybe #18 10 years ago

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Dumb isn't it. 40 quid for this, or go to www.thestileproject.com (NWF) and get it all for nuffink!

Peej
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Errol #19 10 years ago

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Those breasts look funny.
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pjmaybe #20 10 years ago

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Well about frickin' time! Where have you been!!!

Peej
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Errol #21 10 years ago

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Who or what else is uncut around here ?

*ooooooh, MATRON !!*
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mouse Verified Graphic designer, Eurogamer Network #22 10 years ago

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Have the developers actually seen breasts before?
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Errol #23 10 years ago

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I said they look funny.
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JohnBye #24 10 years ago

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"Have the developers actually seen breasts before?"

Unlikely.
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Azule #25 10 years ago

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Why isn't the genre: bouncy bouncy....not worthy of that I guess. ;) :P

The developers could have at least made the in-game boobies something worth looking at, instead of those blocky freaks.
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mouse Verified Graphic designer, Eurogamer Network #26 10 years ago

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They're not far off though, to be honest.
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BartonFink #27 10 years ago

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Just picked up a copy of OXM tonight, it has a video of Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach VolleyBall. All I have to say is Cripes on a Boomstick now that is definately worthy of a new genre, bouncy bouncy bouncy.
The graphics in DOAX are going to be absolutely amazing and v.bouncy. :)

Edited by BartonFink at 30/11/02 @ 00:53
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Khab #28 10 years ago

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There goes the neighbourhood...
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IgWannA #29 10 years ago

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who would be sad enough to buy this game... let alone develop it.
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Polivar #30 10 years ago

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'who would be sad enough to buy this game... let alone develop it.'

I can't agree more. This game is a load of uncensored filth not fit for anyone who possess dignity. Too much idle time and a bunch of sad and deprived developers produces games such as this.
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mouse Verified Graphic designer, Eurogamer Network #31 10 years ago

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*Tucks his copy under the chair*

COUGH! Yes, yes... absolutely disgraceful! Couldn't agree more. Ahem.
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Machiavel #32 10 years ago

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But they could have salvaged the whole sorry mess if half way through the Benny Hill theme sounds, digital representations of the developers appear in all their chubby, drooling glory, and promptly get chased by the blow-up doll monstrosities all around the level until the end of time...
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IgWannA #33 10 years ago

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i mean, i'm totally for half/full naked chicks prancing about on tv... but save it for late night channel 60/61 please...
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otto #34 9 years ago

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He puts in all that effort, you'd think he'd want a glimpse of snatch too.
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