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Spore Review

PC Review by Tom Bramwell

4 September, 2008

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At the heart of Spore, say some, lies a fascinating, amusing, baffling contradiction: you're the Creator in the ultimate God game, in which you can succeed by imposing your beliefs on others, and yet Maxis' universe - a convincing mishmash of procedural and many-user generated species - is, as the game puts it, "an epic journey of evolution". One tends not to get on with t'other.

However, as with so many things (religious fundamentalism, for instance), the mistake was to accept the premise; Spore isn't a God game, it's a many-Gods game. In it you guide the development of your species from a single cell in a 2D ocean onto its newly formed feet, along a prickly path to abstract reasoning, problem-solving, emotion, science and interstellar conquest, with rest-stops in savagery, tribalism and tank-rushing. As you do this, thousands of other real-life players do the same and their species become part of your game-world, adopted by the AI ruling their own planets to greater or lesser effect.

Spore's happy to think of you as a God, but in the end your status is debatable. Perhaps you're just evolution itself. So endeth the contradiction in what, as is typical of Spore, turns out to be bright and amusing fashion.

The many-Gods structure is a novel idea, but it's also the source of so much of Spore's appeal; the game-world is a Frankenstein's universe of inventive or funny or pop-culture or genital Adams-of-the-other-guy's-labours, and that self-replenishing variety (optional, if you're boring, and actually rather devoid of penis monsters) is as crucial to keeping the smile on your face and compulsion in your exploration as any of the game mechanics Maxis has implemented.

If Spore's on your watch-list then our encouragement is probably redundant, but it's worth throwing in for the only semi-curious: invest yourself in the things you make. Your first hours in the game are spent tooling around the Cell, Creature, Tribal and Civilization phases, which are simplistic (and difficult to fail) challenges that owe much of the appeal they have to your and other creations.

'Spore' Screenshot 1

Cell's a great, beautiful introduction that doesn't outstay its welcome.

Cell is a physics-based survival contest; eat the flora or eat the fauna, which you kill by driving yourself into it with spit or spikes pointing in the right direction, or a tendency to go electric on contact. It's beautiful and elegant, but over quite quickly, and you might not throw much thought into your Cell creation, although it's still quite good fun in either case. From Creature onwards though, do.

Creature is about charming or attacking others, which means integrating the right combination of body parts, some of which are ornamental, but many of which enhance certain abilities, like singing or dancing on the social side and striking and charging on the other. As you explore the planet you collect body parts from allies, defeated enemies and discarded remains, and it's worth doing a bit of good and bad so you'll have allies when something bigger and badder comes along. Maxis means something else when it says Spore is a bit like a single-player MMO, but Creature is pretty comparable to soloing the low levels of your average fantasy online world; keyboard shortcuts, cooldown times, simple tutorial quests, albeit under the terrifying gaze of the occasional spaceship or quaking at the feet of an epic monster.

What makes it work is how much you like your own creature, and what you encounter. There are herds of Star Wars walkers, beached baby seals that slide along the ground, moustachioed gremlins... What's that coming over the hill? It's a reference, to a videogame or film or cartoon or internet meme or book or TV advert. Watch out for our Bank Holiday sofa sale species; they don't bite you at first, but the interest gets you in the end. New parts and ideas and stronger foes send you scurrying back to your nest to revisit the Creature Creator and evolve or redesign.

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L0cky
04/09/08 @ 07:03
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Arh, looks like I won't be avoiding this after all.
coastal
04/09/08 @ 07:13
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come on consolefan_boys tuck in.


oh, sorry. er DS?
Ginger
04/09/08 @ 07:15
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woohoo - 9!

/goes back to read review
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Stickman
04/09/08 @ 07:15
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God, I've been wanting this for aaages! Awesome.
DDevil
04/09/08 @ 07:15
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Dammit, I've got to buy it.
SentientNr6
04/09/08 @ 07:19
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Nice score. Still not sure whether this is something for me.
I am still afraid that it will be a sim like experience which is fun for a few hours and you never come back too.
mazzl
04/09/08 @ 07:22
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yo EG. since it's a pc review.. please post the system recuirements!
Mentalist(air)
04/09/08 @ 07:29
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Whew, after Ze Germans were so down on it, I was worried my 25 quid had been squandered.
UncleLou
04/09/08 @ 07:31
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Hm, good to hear - because I just arrived at the space age (but not really played that yet), and even without especially big expectations, I am rather underwhelmed. It's very funny and charming, but I have no desire to ever play these stages again - they are formulaic (conquer village A, conquer village B, your village grows a bit, conquer village C which has now also grown a bit), almost shockingly shallow with surprisingly little to do, and even a tad tedious.

Frankly, I almost had more fun with the creature editor in the past than now with the full game, and I almost wish they hadn't released the editor earlier, as I feel like I have also already (via the Sporepedia) seen a few too many creatures.
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aldo_14
04/09/08 @ 07:32
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Excellent. Hope my pre-order arrives early, then......
seasidebaz
04/09/08 @ 07:36
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£12.99?

Sold.
tomkuryakin
04/09/08 @ 07:40
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I presume that all the stages are RTS? The review doesn't really make it clear.
septimus
04/09/08 @ 07:41
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Want to get it, but damn it, I just won't have the time to invest in something like this.
Zomoniac
04/09/08 @ 07:41
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Better than Seventh Cross then?
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04/09/08 @ 07:43
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Isn't it funny that after all those super hyped games that failed to deliver what promised (or just flopped) released lately it is an EA branded game that's a great game? :P
trebell
04/09/08 @ 07:47
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darn. it was this or VP2. Might have to get both now.
Harlequeen
04/09/08 @ 07:47
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Phew. They actually managed to make a game of it. Much kudos.
Mentalist(air)
04/09/08 @ 07:47
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I presume that all the stages are RTS? The review doesn't really make it clear.

Inded, I've read a fair bit about spore but, apart from the Cell stage and obviously the Creature editor, I still have very little idea of how it actually plays.

I guess I'll find out as soon as I get my copy, though.
space ace
04/09/08 @ 07:53
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spore manages to score!
PearOfAnguish
04/09/08 @ 07:55
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£12.99?

Sold.


That's the price of the strategy guide, not the game.
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the_dudefather
04/09/08 @ 07:56
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I was so sure this was going to get the controversial 8/10 thing

looking forward to day off and copy of the game arriving :)
DFawkes
04/09/08 @ 07:56
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Better than the recent Off Road on Wii then?
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04/09/08 @ 08:01
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This game promised so much and by the sounds of it, delivered. I will be buying on release day. It's very rare for games to deliver on hype these days.
Crea
04/09/08 @ 08:03
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As above, I'm interested in how this runs? Is it a system hogger?
the_dudefather
04/09/08 @ 08:06
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@Crea
It runs well on older PCs apparently, its reasonably low spec
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04/09/08 @ 08:30
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Played my mates review copy. Not that interesting to be honest. The whole fun is the space exploration. The develope your character bit is just a cobbled together route to that. I'm not going to get into what score it deserves I'll simply say that it's definitely not going to be everyones cup of tea.
BiscuitBase
04/09/08 @ 08:35
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SOLD
ConsoleCowboy
04/09/08 @ 08:38
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Hi all,
I am one ze Germanz and I have to agree with some of our magazines: The game is all show no go. The first four parts are cute but have zero replay value. It's like playing 4 casual games with a 6- or 7-ish rating in a row. Then at space, the game gets much better, though not as good as MOO2 or the usual CIV4 Mods. The Editor is uber-great, yet I felt like creating stuff for hours to be placed in a mediocre game.

But if you feel that Spore is greater than the sum of it's parts it might be a good buy for you, especially if you like designing stuff for the sheer fun of it (which it is!). If you are looking for one whole, sound and deep gaming experience with real replay value, I would strongly suggest to try before you buy.
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hiddenranbir
04/09/08 @ 08:51
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OMG not a 10? MEGAFLOP!

My order arrives tomorrow. Woo! :D

Darren
04/09/08 @ 08:52
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I can't wait to play this... the game came in this morning's post but too late to try it before leaving for work. I've got it with me here at work and looking at the back cover and manual just makes me sick to try it! I haven't read the EG review yet (will do later) but the score is very encouraging! :D
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04/09/08 @ 09:04
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It'll sell like hotcakes to the same sort of crowd that bought The Sims.
But in general i think its a bit 'meh' to any RTS/4x4 PC strategy fan.
All show no substance.
Ryuken
04/09/08 @ 09:05
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"though not as good as MOO2 or the usual CIV4 Mods."

Euh, it's rather more like Star Control II than like those games.

Anyone else having problems with registering? It's getting ridiculous here.
rover
04/09/08 @ 09:08
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* gah*
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johnnybrn
04/09/08 @ 09:11
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Hey Darren,

Good to see you around.

Methinks I'll be getting this come Saturday although I might have to get more RAM for the PC to optmise it properly.

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04/09/08 @ 09:14
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I wish the review would go into more detail about the actual gameplay of the different stages. Spore always sounded like a collection of mini games, and the lack of actual gameplay videos (other than creator/designer movies) didn't help clarifying that. Now this review doesn't give much insight, either. Shame.
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@Ryuken: Yes, you're right. Must have been a reflex to mention Turn-Based Games instead of RTS. Nevertheless, if you compare the space part alone to the other 4x RTS Spacegames, it's 7-8ish.

... I sense a certain difference on this board between ppl who have and those who have not played the game yet :-) I predict great initial sales and much media-buzz and in two months nobody will talk about Spore anymore.

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farticusmaximus
04/09/08 @ 09:21
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Sounds like good fun, and something a little off the beaten path. Time to dust off the PC I think! ;)
Snooz
04/09/08 @ 09:24
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If it keeps you busy like the Sims games then it'll certainly sell, I did like sims although my only memories of playing it are placing furniture and having a sim-person that always needed to pee during the night.
crazymonkey66
04/09/08 @ 09:32
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Can someone explain how eurogamer gets to review one of the biggest games of the year before anyone else?
BillyBrush
04/09/08 @ 09:36
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Guardian have reviewed it too..you just need to looky looky
zuul_
04/09/08 @ 09:45
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Gamestar reviewed it two days ago. Test folk usually get their review copies earlier
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04/09/08 @ 10:00
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I'm still not clear on what you do in it, gameplay-wise, or how long it takes, or especially how much replayability there is...
viper_h
04/09/08 @ 10:01
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I just ordered this. Hope it's worth it.
UncleLou
04/09/08 @ 10:02
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@ConsoleCowboy

Good mini-review, fully agreed, these are exactly my thoughts. Must be a German thing! :)
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04/09/08 @ 10:14
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I hope this is correct, so far I've only got to the Civ stage and frankly it's a massive disappointment. Yeah it's cute and funny, but shallow as hell. I shall have to play on to the space section, but even still, to have such a large slice of the game be so shallow and not worthy of replaying is a shame.
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04/09/08 @ 10:18
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Release this on consoles for profit.
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04/09/08 @ 10:30
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I am all over this. Hit up Sporepedia "MoBiUGeArSkIn" to download mai beasts :D
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04/09/08 @ 10:31
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I thought Germans liked minimalism and nihilism. A game that goes nowhere should be perfect, no?
sanctusmortis
04/09/08 @ 10:39
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Damn it, not an 8! Disappointed...
BlankOBlank!
04/09/08 @ 10:40
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"It'll sell like hotcakes to the same sort of crowd that bought The Sims."

Do you really think so? I think the crowd who bought The Sims are precisely the people who couldn't give a stuff about a game like this.

Why do you think they'd be interested of all people?

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