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Shrek The Third Comments by James Lyon

26 June, 2007

Smells more like a Richard.

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petebritish
26/06/07 @ 10:35
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My 4 year old loved the demo on 360 and notice is only £20 so not bad for the nippers
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26/06/07 @ 10:47
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When there's only 3 points between this and the Darkness you should really re-asess your values EG. This is a pile of shit and you know it.

Come on, seriously A freaking 5 for this????? He doesn't even look like Shrek, the graphics are just higher res PS2 graphics on 360. Controls are awful. Camera is terrible.

I really don't see why you are so critical with games like Gears and the Darkness (which is fine in my book) and than you do something incredibly stupid like giving this a freaking 5. Those games should be a 27 then? This way your undermining your credibility!
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souljacker2000
26/06/07 @ 10:47
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spose it keeps em outa trouble, smoking crack, stabbing people, shop lifting that sorta stuff

still i would rather do any of them than put myself thru this

...maybe i wouldnt but u know what i mean
Overlush
26/06/07 @ 10:49
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Shrek was OK
Shrek 2 was overrated
Shrek 3's just plain unwelcome in my house
Donny
26/06/07 @ 10:49
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"3 users own this game" LOL
jonsaan
26/06/07 @ 11:10
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What happened to Krudster? Have you been banned from reviewing or something?
chrisjm
26/06/07 @ 11:14
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the demo was awful IMO
olver
26/06/07 @ 11:54
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way to labour the exercise metaphor
afghan_jones
26/06/07 @ 11:56
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funny review, but is anyone shocked. bag of crap game. cant this get lumped into a '360 tat roundup'?
HazyUK
26/06/07 @ 12:01
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"Smells more like a Richard"

LOL! for some reason that just made me laugh like an idiot.
LetsGo
26/06/07 @ 13:05
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so half as good as halo...

considering the amount of fun i got out of halo, half of that would still be good... might pick this up!
souljacker2000
26/06/07 @ 13:12
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@lets go

y waste your money

darkness, overlord...this week!!
souljacker2000
26/06/07 @ 13:58
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£19.99 on all consoles at gamestation.co.uk
Daikon
26/06/07 @ 14:13
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@Overlush

My sentiments exactly.
loopy
26/06/07 @ 15:59
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Loved the review, thanks for making me smile (even if the game itself is poop). :D
Muddtallica
26/06/07 @ 16:09
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Having just watched the film on which this game is based, I'm struggling to imagine how this game could possibly be any more facile and lacklustre than it, and if it is, how such a product could warrant even a 5/10. There was one joke that made me laugh in the whole 90 minute movie (in which the bad guys misinterpret Justin Timberlake's inspirational speech); everything else was as stale as my unwashed socks. Roll on Ratatouille, I say.
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Martin
27/06/07 @ 05:27
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Come on, the movie was great and you know it.

Go troll somewhere else.
Muddtallica
27/06/07 @ 06:39
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Who's trolling? I honestly didn't think the film was any good; the whole thing felt like it was running on fumes. It doesn't particularly surprise me, given that this setting and these characters were clearly originally intended for only one story; they did a fairly admirable job of managing to stretch a decent second film out of the scenario, but by this one it just felt like they'd run out of interesting ideas, and were just making a movie for the sake of it. It wasn't the worst film of all time - there was too much talent on board for it to be a complete bust - but there was a definite "going-through-the-motions" vibe from all concerned, like Men in Black II. And who on earth wants to see another Men in Black II? :(

But still, you're right in the sense that this probably isn't the relevant place to be talking about this, so as requested, I shall take my miserabilist views on cartoon sequels elsewhere. Carry on. :)
earobus
27/06/07 @ 07:08
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@menage, you got em man, no reply to that, probly still got some devs #*%$ in his mouth.
t8yman
27/06/07 @ 09:21
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If the game is anywhere near as painful as the review, I'd have given it a 2.
kahvemiz
19/02/09 @ 13:48
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thanks

mirc mırc
baharimsin
18/03/09 @ 15:50
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haytanet
12/04/09 @ 09:37
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spose it keeps em outa trouble, smoking crack, stabbing people, shop lifting that sorta stuff

mirc -
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