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RuneScape Article

MMO PC Article by Jon Blyth

9 February, 2009

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It seemed like a nice job: to be given the opportunity to write a light-hearted piece on the first steps in the browser-based MMORPG RuneScape - an industry outsider that's quietly the Western world's second most successful MMO. Nip in, work out what everyone loves, hide my conclusions at the end of some amiable fluff, and phone my bank to tell them not to be shocked when millions of Eurogamer pounds fly into my account. I'll start with my guesses as to its popularity, then play it.

First, RuneScape is accessible. A Java-based browser application, it'll run equally happily on PC, Mac and the years-old laptop I installed Ubuntu onto for a lark. So kids can play without having to install anything, and even the most restrictive corporate networks will usually allow a nice bit of certified Java.

Secondly, RuneScape is free. Or a slice of it is. Some skills, such as thieving and agility, aren't open to guests, and the majority of quests will be denied anyone logging onto the guest servers.

Finally, RuneScape is everything that seemed amazing in 1990. A year when people would gather around a 386 processor and listen to the latest public-domain MIDI files. When children would stand in plastic tree trunks and pay 15 pounds per hour to wear a cripplingly heavy VR helmet and try to pick up an imaginary key. RuneScape has the strong whiff of the Rogue-like about it - which isn't necessarily a bad thing, when you consider how involved and deep some Rogue-likes can be.

The fact that it's so hugely popular makes RuneScape a game that demands to be taken seriously. But from the first burst of pitch-bent MIDI trumpet on the title screen, there's a worried smile on your face. A smile that you'd give a unicorn that trying to give you a neck massage. A smile that says "I appreciate what you're doing, but I'm not sure this'll work, and you really shouldn't exist".

Part One: Tutorial Island

'RuneScape' Screenshot 1

RuneScape's commitment to fantasy fonts demands respect.

Tutorial Island is non-optional for new accounts - every player must follow the training trail. You'll be taught to chop down trees, prepare a fire from the logs, fish for shrimp, cook the shrimp, make dough from flour, and bread from dough. You'll mine tin and copper, and smelt them into bronze. You'll stab a giant rat to death, then pepper his mate with arrows. You'll pray, and be introduced to the friend and ban menus. I tried to befriend someone called "worldeater12". Not because I'd met him - more because anyone called World Eater 12 sounds like the kind of bloke you'd want to have on your side.

Virtually everything you do gives you experience. RuneScape's XP and levelling system is divided into 24 boxes (with a couple, as mentioned, only available to paying members). Cut down a tree, get 25 Woodcutting XP. Cut down just under 100 trees, and you'll be able to... cut down new kinds of tree. Fire-making is another skill, which gives you something to do with all the trees you've cut down. And on the fires, you can level your cooking skill by toasting the prawns you got from grinding your fishing skill. Eat cooked meats to top up your energy during combat, which boosts your Defence, Strength, HP and Attack experience. Do your enemy the dignity of burying his bones, and you'll get prayer experience.

There are no character stats, only bonuses to your levels acquired from items, and your overall level is calculated from all your others. With nothing that's not unlockable to any paying member, the only limitation is how much of your life you're honestly capable of spending in this world. No classes means one character per account - it makes no sense to have more than one when it would be a needless duplication of effort. This has its own drawbacks, as I'll discover later.

With a network of level prerequisites and codependencies between the ability and crafting skills, there's always something that needs to catch up. This trail of tantalisingly close numbers is pure brain-filling time-sponge. It's one thing RuneScape gets right - progress may not always be meaningful, but it's constant.

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jamiscool
09/02/09 @ 14:11
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I think the tagline nicely sums this up.
DFawkes
09/02/09 @ 14:14
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Indeed it does. Though before I played my first proper MMO, I thought this was amazing. Then I played WoW and peed a little.
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09/02/09 @ 14:21
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I tried playing once, and i'll never get those 5 minutes back.

I dont understand why people play that piece of shit
Jockie
09/02/09 @ 14:25
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I checked out Runescape because i saw a crapload of graduate job opportunities from Jagex when i was nearing the end of my degree.

Needless to say, after playing for five minutes I did not apply.
Benno
09/02/09 @ 14:31
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Less runescape, more EvE articles please
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09/02/09 @ 14:37
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That was fun reading. I tried Runescape many years ago and it was much uglier. I'm actually amazed it has light sources as I can see in screenshots. It's good that this kinda Java games exist, but especially PoxNora yes sir-ee.
MGG
09/02/09 @ 14:37
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Jockie, did your research not show you how much money Jagex make per month? That should have swayed your opinion a bit!
Trip SkyWay
09/02/09 @ 14:40
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Funny stuff :)
darc
09/02/09 @ 14:51
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I think the avatar in that 1st screenshot might be micheal jackson.

I also think the author has every right to put "3/10" at the end and upgrade this to a "review." After all you never finish an MMO.

"...pocketwatches come out..." LOL. Lots of nice writing in this one!
gingerlink
09/02/09 @ 15:00
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As for the penguins, they're trying to take over, pretty simple when you think about it
Mafiadad
09/02/09 @ 15:04
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I played this for seweral years, and it was fun, but not anymore. Still, it's somthing i can't let go entirely, it's like somthing that lies under my skin, and allways will. To many memories from that time. I still remember the day when i suddently were bether than every one else at my school. Some of my friends still playes it, and some of them are noobes, as i would call them, and turns to me for help with quests and stuff. So, it will take sometime beefore i lett this be history.

Who knows, maby i will start playing this again somtime.

- Mafiadad
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09/02/09 @ 15:09
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I played this for seweral years, and it was fun, but not anymore. Still, it's somthing i can't let go entirely, it's like somthing that lies under my skin, and allways will. To many memories from that time. I still remember the day when i suddently were bether than every one else at my school. Some of my friends still playes it, and some of them are noobes, as i would call them, and turns to me for help with quests and stuff. So, it will take sometime beefore i lett this be history.

Who knows, maby i will start playing this again somtime.

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Less Runescape, more school.
shotgun44
09/02/09 @ 15:27
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^lol
mingster
09/02/09 @ 15:35
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Please play MapleStory next and report back on that.
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bolsterstar
09/02/09 @ 16:00
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Lol! Owned by a chicken! And I'm sure that had nothing to do with the rest of your review... But, Yeah, its a bit harsh about losing all that gear but that's half the fun, its not like WoW were 'death' means time to take a little walk and maybe dish out a few coins. You get perished you lose a load of items. Solution - don't get killed!

As for not making friends, I think you may have gone about it the wrong way (as I'm assuming the "does anyone want a cheeky underground adventure" line was a joke). Would you try starting a conversation with a random person on the corner of a London street? Nope, don't think so. They'ed not know you and be off to do whatever it is they are in town for. However had you tried either talking to people on the main forums, or the really tipper Salmoneus forums, and got to know some folks there they would have been more than happy to have teamed up with (and most likely give you a bunch of stuff to replace the bits lost by the dread chicken of Death!!
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09/02/09 @ 16:27
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I played RuneScape for four years back around 2000-2004. It was actually a great game back then IMO. There was a lot of depth, the community was still great (it turned bad at some point which was one of the main reasons I left) and the economy was actually quite interesting to play around with. Back then only a handful of players could make the most powerful items in the game - the ones which aren't sold in stores. It was always fun to see how the prices on those items changed as new batches arrived to the market. The quests are moderately fun towards the higher levels as well, The Dragon Slayer is pretty much the climax of the game. There's something strangely soothing about wasting five hours mining mithril ore, kind of like doing the same in WoW only you actually can gain progress indefinitely.

Around the time RuneScape 2 came around (the huge graphics update) the community had completely deteriorated, the economy IMO ruined itself because too many players could make the high level items and all the new skills and other changes to the gameplay had made it lose that classic MMO feel that I adored.
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09/02/09 @ 16:33
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Hilarious review.

"I would have loved to have been scammed out of my dozen burnt chickens." - Quote of the year.
bolsterstar
09/02/09 @ 16:42
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ozpass - I personally though "My understanding of the cow that is the world has been deepened by drinking the sour milk from its resurrected teat" should get that title ;-p
Zaltan
09/02/09 @ 17:23
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I remember being really into it when I was about 14 (2001). It was free and all my friends were playing it!
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09/02/09 @ 18:10
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I checked out Runescape because i saw a crapload of graduate job opportunities from Jagex when i was nearing the end of my degree.

Needless to say, after playing for five minutes I did not apply.


I actually applied there after my degree a couple of years back. I did the research and came to a similar conclusion, but I was spreading a wide net at the time. I got a respectable games programming degree, and applied for an entry level programming job that was advertised on their website. Sound reasonable? I got contacted for a telephone interview, and it took 10 minutes of a very confusing conversation to learn that they had decided not to interview me for a programming job, but instead were interviewing me for a customer service job I didn't apply for, without even letting me know. I was less than impressed.

Several days later, they only made matters worse by emailing me to tell me they didnt think I was suitable for the customer service job I never applied for.

Jagex are not my favourite people.
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09/02/09 @ 18:41
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I got really into it a few years back when i was trying to get fired from a job.

I got quite advanced.. . But took up too much time to play it when i had a job i liked.
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10/02/09 @ 01:20
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FFXI > Runescape
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10/02/09 @ 10:39
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"I checked out Runescape because i saw a crapload of graduate job opportunities from Jagex when i was nearing the end of my degree.

Needless to say, after playing for five minutes I did not apply.

I actually applied there after my degree a couple of years back. I did the research and came to a similar conclusion, but I was spreading a wide net at the time. I got a respectable games programming degree, and applied for an entry level programming job that was advertised on their website. Sound reasonable? I got contacted for a telephone interview, and it took 10 minutes of a very confusing conversation to learn that they had decided not to interview me for a programming job, but instead were interviewing me for a customer service job I didn't apply for, without even letting me know. I was less than impressed.

Several days later, they only made matters worse by emailing me to tell me they didnt think I was suitable for the customer service job I never applied for.

Jagex are not my favourite people. "

Something similar happened to my mate - he applied for an artist job. Ten minuet phone interview followed by a TWO DAY interview and trial in Cambridge. Then at the end they turned around and said 'yeah that job you applied for isn't available anymore but we do have this much more menial job for two grand a year less'.
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10/02/09 @ 19:23
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I used to work for Jagex and they were a wonderful company to work for. I was only working as a GM, but I don't think there are many better paying jobs around that don't require a degree or years of training. The perks and benefits were superb and they were all lovely, lovely people.
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11/02/09 @ 13:13
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"I wouldn't have minded, but I had a backpack full of burnt shrimp at stake."

This made me LOL.

"Tutorial Island is non-optional for new accounts"

You mean compulsory? Poor English! :D
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14/02/09 @ 09:25
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I actually tried Runescape a couple of minutes when I couldn't logon to WoW a few years back. Needless to say it was like trying to smoke fish when you badly craved nicotine.
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