Robbie Williams Racing on App Store News

"News day update: yep, still slow"

lol

Is this anything like Road Rash... perhaps involving the player riding up alongside Robbie and repeatedly whipping him in the face with a chain before kicking him off the bike. But it's ok, because he's straight back on his motor, which skidded to a halt conveniently behind him, and now he's riding off into the sunset... ahhh... Robbie...

Fuck sake EG. There's lots of really good games on the iTunes store and, over thanksgiving, they are massively reduced in price. Big titles from EA, Gameloft and other developers.

Yet you post shit like this. Why not actually find some news rather than regurgitating whatever crap press release comes across your desk.

http://toucharcade.com/2009/11/27/black-...

But will it entertain me?

i'm playing angel sword instead

GOTY for sure!

Does the desert contain rocks?

Cos I don't want a rock.

Erm.... DJ?

not sure if was the way i read it but did i detect sarcasm??? surely not

I was just talking about how there was a lack of Robbie Williams licenced racing games out for any console the other day. Good to see Robbie Williams and his world-famous love of racing games have been put together on a format perfect for it.

No, I am not drunk or stoned!

Don't go over the white lines.

@ Pac-man ate my wife

I agree....

http://toucharcade.com/2009/11/27/black-...

is a MUCH better story. Sigh.

@Pac-man ate my wife
I suspect this is meant as a tongue-in-cheek story rather than in opposition to posting about the cut-price app store titles...
...Steam are also have a 5 day one day sale on atm.

They really expect people to pay for this? Seriously?

I've played this. Jesus in a camper van, it's shit.

(I haven't played it really...)

So it's an interactive advert for Mr. I'm-Really-Gifted-And-Not-At-All-Gay's new album. That you have to pay for.

It's like the end of the world has arrived. On an iphone.

@IronCladChicken

Aye, I know it's done partly in jest but they cover the iPhone so little that I'd at least like them to cov

...er the very basic news stories about the platform before posting 'comedy' news.

Do Williams eyes function as the bikes headlamps like they do in real life? @@

@crwoody
Tell me about it. At least this is better than the 2 false / missleading articles they printed so far.. I loose respect easily. I like EG, i dont like the hardcore pricks in the comment sections that cant comment without their console's company pointing a gun on their heads ( seems like it from the way they act on the comments ) and now this.. Like i said. Better fill in the gaps with stupid releases on Apppstore than the crap they were making up earlier with Bioware etc..

On topic: is anyone seriously going to buy this? I would understand if it was a raving chick fan.. Yeah she would buy even if he was buttnaked chasing with his dong flapping around. There is no selfrespect there but who will buy this one other than a fan? Do they actually play those silly things that have flooded the appstore. Variety is good but this is just stupid anymore.

@ Pac-man ate my wife

I agree, I'm still waiting to hear if Dexter is any good.

are you trying to tell me that Robbie Williams is involved in something that could be in some way described as generic??....He should be ashamed of himself.


The twat.

Meh I find Ice-T and his love of borderlands more surprising than robbie putting his face to a game.

I'm personally waiting for a developer to release 'Jedward Kart'. I've already given up hope of a Andi Peters related app.

oh come on people, this is Google bait. They want a few extra uniques to bolster the pre Christmas rush and a few thousand Williams fans who would never visit a games site is an easy win.

@Pac-man ate my wife
I know what you mean - But I'd guess it's for the same reason they havn't posted an article about the Steam sale or this weekends Xtival?

But will it entertain me?

Only if you let it.

Other choons:

"Let me changelanes, you!"
"I'm collecting gold coins instead"
"Car(ma) Killer"
"Jesus in a Camper van (has just lapped me)"

etc.

(I had to looksong titles up, btw!)

Ahh, the last gasps of a failing career. Love it.

Bring back Deathchase as seen on a 48k ZX