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Retrospective: Duke Nukem 3D Article

Retro Article by Will Porter

5 April, 2009

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If it's Sunday then it must be time for another Eurogamer writer to bury you nose-deep in their barren adolescence, pointing at a retro game and braying about it with bleary eyes for a few pages. This week your hangover has been interrupted by a paean to Duke Nukem 3D, my love for which has recently been rejuvenated by the remarkably slick Good Old Games service and formerly its co-op enabled appearance on Xbox Live.

Despite the heavy snowfalls of retro adulation that blanket the gaming world from time to time, I find that I've never truly been able to go back. In the harsh light of the future-times in which we live, the games of yesteryear rarely live up to our what we remember - always turning out to be too easy, too hard, too bland, too repetitive, too brown or simply too well-known for anything other than a cursory sprint through the first level checking that all the health packs are in the same place and that its blood-stained halls haven't fallen into total rack and ruin.

Deep down I always feared this would be the case with Duke. I rationally feared that any game that numbered the ability to fire a rocket launcher at a cinema screen showing two repeating frames of a porn movie among its greatest moments, or indeed occupy a wanking cubicle complete with grimy dustbin and toilet roll holder, may well have rendered my 15-year-old self incapable of rational analytical thought. Thankfully, I needn't have doubted myself - Duke Nukem 3D remains one of the highest watermarks the shooter genre has lapped up against, and in many areas still hasn't been bettered to this day. It also has a secret area that suggests Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise really likes playing with himself. And aliens on the toilet.

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Holoduke - never mind what it offered in gameplay, it was a chance to stand back and admire yourself.

So why does it demand a modern day foray through its red light districts, high-security prisons and very much forgotten (for a good reason) bits in space? What appealed to me most on my recent playthrough was the simple way levels are designed. Imagine a top-down map of a modern shooter - lets say FEAR 2 if we fancy an easy target - and it'll invariably look like a sprayed-out can of heavily shadowed silly string. Look at a Duke 3D map and, in its best levels admittedly, it'll look like a building, or a street containing various buildings - solid structures with definable and recognisable geography that you'll learn the intricacies of as if they were real places.

Say what you like about the multi-winged nature of olden-times shooters and their hefty reliance on keycards of various hues, but it's great to play a game that's free of the relentless forward push of modern linear FPS games. Too often in today's latest and greatest are environments treated as images to whiz past like images poorly superimposed on the car windows of a 1960s cinematic family who are going off on their holidays. To borrow a phrase from Max Payne, shooters today have a tendency to be 'a linear sequence of scares' without the balls to just say: 'This level happens in a post office/sushi restaurant/fast food joint/porn studio (delete where appropriate). It's a bit like a building in the real world; some of the doors are locked. Deal with it.'

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Cacodemons, it turns out, have nothing on these guys. Sort of.

This is why, I feel, the best bits of a game like Call of Duty 4 take place within solid, realistic structures (the TV studios, the hilltop village, the ship etc.). It's also the reason that Duke's second, and more sprawling, episode of space-based shenanigans are so universally forgotten.

So we've ticked off level design. Next up: interactivity. Remember the first level of Prey, the one that promised so much but was followed up with more squelch and farting than anything else? You could fiddle with the jukebox, turn taps on and off, watch TV... it really was a marvel - until the aliens came along and stole the most-part of the interactive joy as well as your ladyfriend. With far more meagre resources, Duke Nukem 3D even now retains a decent sensation of level fiddlery and manipulation throughout its running time. If it still feels fresh, so no wonder our badly-haircutted selves were so blown away back in 1996. Light switches, urinals, shootable switches, pool tables, strippers, CCTV monitors. They're repeated throughout the game, but it's a mentality that seeped into level design too.

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Stardusted
05/04/09 @ 08:46
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Such a great game. Such a shame (for never getting a sequel...)
Sar
05/04/09 @ 08:53
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Yeah it's a pity Duke Nukem Forever was never talked about eh?
TB29
05/04/09 @ 08:55
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Shake 'em Baby!
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05/04/09 @ 08:56
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So. Do you guys know something we don't?
hoathenfold
05/04/09 @ 09:30
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Is the plutonium pack part of the XBLA download?
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05/04/09 @ 09:34
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'The freeze ray, meanwhile, to my fevered mind (and if you can think of a game that debunks this, debunk away) remains the only time that the freeze/smash grunt-murdering dynamic has ever been particularly fun.'

Painkiller says hi?
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05/04/09 @ 09:42
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Damn, beaten to it. But yeah, Painkiller's freezegun/shotgun reigns supreme.
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05/04/09 @ 09:55
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It's nice to see Duke's interactivity recognised in this day and age, given that most games don't bother as much. Sure you could argue there was not much point allowing the player to push pool balls around the table by pressing the spacebar, but it was a nice touch. The levels had so much variety with was great: a prison, a movie studio, duke burger, area 51, a theme park, sushi restaurant, etc. Might have to dig out duke and some of the other build engine games again (blood, shadow warrior, redneck rampage :) )

Still have an old Level editing guide in a drawer somewhere, with all its knowledge of sector effectors and function textures :)
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George Roper
05/04/09 @ 10:04
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"Stickybomb like you!"
Genji
05/04/09 @ 10:49
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Could you actually do something on Shadow Warrior? Because that was awesome.
aldo_14
05/04/09 @ 11:16
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Yeah it's a pity Duke Nukem Forever was never talked about eh?

*whispers* I think that was a pun *whispers*
ThemisB
05/04/09 @ 12:28
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Freezing a spider splicer inches away from your face and frantically hacking at it with your wrench so it shatters before it thaws and attacks you is pretty cool; probably influenced by DN3D to an extent.

Also anyone else who's played this recently think it's pretty damn hard at times? I often got lost because I missed something, or killed because a squad of pig-cops spawned right behind me. Still awesome, and I will always remember playing it for the first time.
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05/04/09 @ 12:45
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Duke was a great game, but there was better, far superior and funnier game that used the same engine ( The build engine)
That game was BLOOD ( and it's two add on packs.)

You want creative weapons? A pitchfork, a flare gun ( that set enemies on fire and sent them screaming down the corridor) , The aerosol can/lighter combo. The most powerful shotgun in any game. The plasma Launcher whose secondary fire was as likely to bounce back and get you as it was a room full off baddies. The voodoo doll that let you stab people to death from a distance.

The baddies. Zombies that bumbled around murmuring "Brains". Or the insane Cabalists wrapped in monk robes who screamed craziness like " Mother musn't fear books" & " Bollox". The fat chef zombie with the puke attack.

Your " hero" Caleb...satans right hand man for centuries, only to be cast down by satan when he grew tired of him.

The classic one liners from every horror film ever released

The amazing level designs, and to cap it all, it's all loosely wrapped up in a semi cthulu mythos. BLOOD. It's mission packs and its sequel, Blood 2- The chosen. Still some of the finest PC retro gaming moments you could ever have.

And what about " Shadow Warrior" ? Who wants some wang ?......
TheComedian
05/04/09 @ 12:59
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'This may be leftie Guardian-reading Eurogamer'

Someone has ben watching too much Who Do You Think You Are? with David Tennant :P

Completely agree with the article though - good read.
Rodchenko
05/04/09 @ 14:08
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DukeNukem 3D > The Guardian
George Roper
05/04/09 @ 14:31
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BLOOD was great for a few reasons.

1) It had loads of references to horror movies, which brought a smile to the face.

2) The co-op multiplayer mode, versus the single player campagin, was fresh and new.

3) Ive never heard a game announce "ANAL JUSTICE" since.
speedofthepuma
05/04/09 @ 15:20
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An amusing, well written article, thanks.
Obiwanshinobi
05/04/09 @ 15:44
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The freeze ray, meanwhile, to my fevered mind (and if you can think of a game that debunks this, debunk away) remains the only time that the freeze/smash grunt-murdering dynamic has ever been particularly fun.

You should play Painkiller.
SPKRFCKR
05/04/09 @ 16:16
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Hail to the King, Baby
Silvervein
05/04/09 @ 16:24
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Having to chose between blood and duke, I'd go for duke. It was funny and amusing, while blood, while quite good (mind you, I finished both duke and blood) was too much of a horror movie. And I'm not a horror movie fan. Hail to the king, babe! :)
schnide
05/04/09 @ 17:49
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You're an inspiration for birth control.
schnide
05/04/09 @ 17:50
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By the way, Duke Nukem Forever is the new Chinese Democracy.

(As in Guns N' Roses, not the slow and previously thought wholly incompatible fusion of Marxist Leninism and Western liberal democratic values. Need to make those punchlines snappier.)
Praetorianer
05/04/09 @ 18:21
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I like Blood's humor better, but Duke is the better game. Although the one-liner battle between them would be a close one.

"Your face, your ass. What's the difference?"
notmyrealname
05/04/09 @ 18:22
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I played this sucker again 1 year ago and it struck me as how good the gameplay still stands today. Actually putting some current gen shooters to shame. It's amazing how little the devs learned from Duke3D's huge success and why it was a success:
The multiple ways to complete area's, freedom of movement, destructible area's and parts, great maps, interactivity with objects, battling many different enemies simultaneously, lots and lots of hidden stuff, humor (gasp!?), many cool weapons and a lot of blood.

Seems 99% of all the games nowadays just picked up on the weapons and a lot of blood part..
Errol
05/04/09 @ 21:06
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Duke Nukem death match was great as well. Some great moments with trip bombs and the shrink-ray gun.
GreyScale
05/04/09 @ 22:03
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Blood was a great game, but no way was it better than Duke3D.
Avaloner
05/04/09 @ 22:37
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Awesome article.

'...I'm still man enough to stand here and admit that I find boobs rather fetching on a lady. If that lady is ensconced in alien slime and begging to be killed, then so be it - I will be a gentleman and kick her in the face until she's dead as requested.'

Found this hilarious.
retr0gamer
05/04/09 @ 23:55
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Shadow warrior for me was te best build engine game. All the levels were inventive and imaginative unlike games like Duke were the levels slowly got worse. Also the weapons were great, the humour was genuinely funny and not stolen from every b-movie going and multiplayer was excellent.
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06/04/09 @ 06:13
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Blood rocked epsecially over the LAN we set up at an old work place! I must try that game again.

DN3D is/was/will always be wicked love it to bits, although not really touched the 360 version I got for some reason, might give it some love tonight. Come get some....
Britesparc
06/04/09 @ 13:06
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This has inspired me to buy the 360 version. I just wish they'd release Build on 360, too... I made some cracking levels with that. Tried to get into Half-Life level editing, but just couldn't get the hand of three dimensions...

Incidentally, I think they've hit the nail on the head with the "real world" stuff. I reckon that's why the HL games are so good: they use real-world tropes/locations/aesthetics then add abject horror/zombies. Even the first one, though set in a research base, had canteens, toilets, offices, etc, that make it feel "real".
flyingsupernerds
06/04/09 @ 21:46
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Used to enjoy playing this as a kid. Now, though, I can't stand it. Maybe I'm growing up to be quite a miserable bastard but I can't stand Duke's one-liners now. Can't stand him.
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08/04/09 @ 11:35
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+1 to painkiller's freeze/shotgun combo. what a game. what a game.

duke 3d is good too. many a fond memory playing deathmatch on the american football pitch arena thing, jetpacking onto the blimp for maximum damage.
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09/04/09 @ 09:18
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I used to own Shadow Warrior but never got anywhere with it.
I literally died repeatedly seconds after starting the first level in the boat.

Maybe there were cheat codes but this was in the days before the Internet, you know.

[weeps at his own lameness]

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