Rag Doll Kung-Fu: Fists of Plastic Review
I got no strings.
Version tested: PlayStation 3
The similarities between Sackboy and a string puppet Bruce Lee may be few, but without Rag Doll Kung-Fu it's doubtful there would have been a LittleBigPlanet. Mark Healey's puppetry-'em-up, developed in the scraps of time found between his work as an artist at Lionhead, was released mere months before he quit to form Media Molecule. Emboldened by his indie game's success, Healey and friends went on to create the game that Sony now hopes defines its system. As such there's a sort of neat symmetry in RDKF's arrival onto PlayStation 3, even if, with their floppy limbs and drunken gait, there's nothing particularly neat about its characters' entrance.
Ostensibly a fighting game, the original Rag Doll's appeal came as much from getting to grips with the unwieldy string puppet control scheme as the thrill of carefully considered combat. Players were required to click and drag their character limb by limb to make it move, waggling the mouse in order to flail its arms about in an aggressive, but very much hit-and-miss manner.
While the fighters still move like puppets in this remake, their heads lolling about on granite still torsos, the game is far less about working out how to place one foot in front of the other than simply dashing about, flinging oneself headfirst into rival martial artists like some kind of a demented child's toy. The game brims with miniaturised, mischievous charm, and, thanks to the simplified control scheme, it's a far more free-flowing and accessible proposition than the original - a fact that some fans will no doubt bemoan.
The 'plastic' in the subtitle is telling. Rag Doll's PlayStation 3 reincarnation features characters that are less Chinese-dressed Pinocchios than Action Man figurines, their shiny surfaces reflecting LittleBigPlanet-style dusky lighting. Movement is as straightforward as leaning on the left analogue stick, an exertion of pressure that will see your kung fu master career off in that direction at high speed.

All challenges and multiplayer matches can be recorded to the PS3's hard drive or uploaded to YouTube, a feature that's hopefully becoming a standard on the system.
You've a kick, punch and jump button while, as with LBP, clicking the R1 button down will allow you to grab onto ledges or pick up items and other characters to throw about. From time to time weapon crates are dropped into the game environment and the staffs and nunchuks therein can be swung and thrust in 360 degrees with the right stick. Pots, pans and cardboard noodle boxes are also airdropped into stages as consumable items that will restore health.
The stock combat moves are supplemented by a slew of mystical powers, all of which are triggered via the DualShock 3's motion controls. In the left-hand corner of the screen sits your stock of Chi orbs, up to five at a time, which can be spent on performing magical special moves or restoring your health bar. Chi is earned by landing hits on your opponents, the gauge filling faster the higher your juggle combos. When you've some Chi to spend shaking the controller will summon a lightening ball, which can be aimed with the left stick and thrown at enemies.
Likewise, holding down the punch button and jolting the controller in a direction will cause your character to streak across the screen, taking out any fighters standing in the way. Finally, a slam attack, used to clear the ground around you, can be initiated by holding down the block button and jolting the controller up and then down. To use Chi to restore health you have to turn the controller over, an action that causes your character to float on the spot for a few seconds before restoring a portion of the health bar. It's a neat risk/reward system, incapacitating you both as a player and a character, ensuring that you only dare use the move when there's sufficient space and safety.
The bulk of the game is found in the default multiplayer mode, which presents four game types across eight Chinese-themed environments. Up to four players can fight simultaneously - a reduction of the original's eight player matches - with any empty slots filled by AI characters should you so desire. The four game modes are all available across almost all levels. Deathmatch and King of the Hill play out like standards, while Capture the Fish requires players to grab hold of a floppy fish and throw it into a giant basket without getting blocked by rivals and having it knocked from your hands. Dodgeball, the last of the modes, is far simpler than the game from which it borrows a name, supplying a single glowing bright blue explosive projectile, which must be thrown at competitors to score points.
To bolster the package for the lone player there are eight scored challenges. Each challenge has its own global leaderboard, encouraging competition, and each one explores a different aspect of the game's engine or rule-set. For example, in 'Sharpshooter' the aim is to fire a limitless supply of shurikens at barrel targets that randomly appear around a stage. Using the right analogue stick to aim, high scores are won by combo-ing together hits without scoring a miss. Over the three-minute challenge the size of the barrels reduces, increasing the challenge.
By contrast, in Acrobatics, the aim is to get to grips with the physics engine, swinging your character off ledges, getting up the momentum to make giant leaps across a gigantic set of monkey bars. Each challenge has three score thresholds, ranging from bronze through to gold. If you manage to pass the bronze medal score threshold (a task that is usually very straightforward) the next challenge is unlocked, while passing the medal breaks thereafter unlocks new items of clothing and body parts with which to customise your character.

Environments are relatively small, around two screens wide and two screens high, and battles take place exclusively on a 2D plane.
While Fists of Plastic improves on its forebear in some areas, it also falls short in many others. There's no option to add a photograph of your own face to the characters via the PS Eye and the promised online multiplayer is nowhere to be seen. With the vastly simpler control scheme a lot of the original game's much vaunted scope for allowing players to develop their own fighting style has been stymied, the small set of stock moves making all-comers move and behave in similar ways. Indeed, the remake lends some credence to those tiresome PC proponents who are always accusing console titles of being poorer, dumber cousins to the one true home computing way.
But to be fair to developer Tarsier Studios, its purpose is quite different to Healey's in the original. It's clear that the team is trying to provide an accessible, fast-paced scrap-'em-up that can be enjoyed by all the family, not just autistic puppeteers. In that sense, the game's a modest success, offering a shallow but sometimes riotous playpen for up to four players to scrap away in visually interesting ways. But the slightness of the package means that this polished after-pub game will provide some short-term laughs but only minimal long-term nourishment.
6 / 10
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Admittedly, this doesn't look anywhere near as bad as the "me so asian, me go CHOP CHOP" bullshit of Kung-fu Chaos, but still. It's interesting.
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Anyone know what todays Euro PSN game will be?
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On 4 player it's a riot. Well worth picking up.
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Still looks like good, silly fun though.
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Not "conveniently" forgotten... just forgotten. I haven't played that one in years.
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*groan*
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Why groan?
At least give it a chance before poo-pooing it.
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http://ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=f7fM3VLyG...
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http://ww w.dpadmagazine.com/2009/04/06/r...
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First, the game isn't even out yet and you are blabbering about the "depth of the durr hurr whatever" and accusing the reviewer of not having played the game. Even if he didn't play it a lot, chances are pretty big that he has played the game way more than you, SINCE IT'S NOT EVEN RELEASED YET.
Secondly this is Eurogamer, not paid-blogger-mcnoname or some other dumb sites where a 80% score is average.
6 here is pretty good. Read the scoring policy perhaps? http://ww w.eurogamer.net/scoring_policy.php
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My only disappointment with it is the lack of online
I own the game, it may not look deep but there definitely is some depth when you look for it... and its not simply "punch punch punch punch punch" or button mashing