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tagopt_brief-feature_type- by Kristan Reed

13 June, 2003

It's easy to assume that any game with a movie licence attached to it will be utter lowest common denominator rubbish, and it's pretty hard to think of many good examples since GoldenEye bucked the trend all those years ago. Since then, it's been a steady stream of sludge culminating in arguably the most heinous example, Enter The Matrix, which is busy committing daylight robbery the world over.

The schizophrenic Vivendi Universal

'The Hulk' Screenshot 1

Despite being the home of some of the best games ever made, notably Half-Life, Vivendi-Universal is no stranger to similar acts of quick buck licensed extortion, and has probably contravened several known laws in recent years with a long list of truly execrable efforts including Dark Angel, The Scorpion King, The Lord Of The Rings and the vastly overrated The Thing. Make it stop!

Despite this crushingly depressing track record, we were still pretty hopeful that it would put The Hulk license to good use, optimistic fools that we are. The idea of splicing stealth action with destructive beat 'em up antics sounded like a promising template for the game, and at first glance you can't help but be rather impressed with the EA-esque slickness of the whole package.

Rather than attempt to conjure a movie based game, Radical Entertainment has created a standalone story that draws on the comic book roots, and has the mild mannered Bruce Banner (voiced admirably by Eric Bana) facing off against a variety of foes, namely The Leader, Flux, Half-Life, Madman, General Rykar and Ravage, all intent on abusing the mutating powers of those deadly Gamma rays.

Comic book loveliness

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Easily the most impressive aspect of the package is the comic book visuals that give the game a unique and stylish appearance worthy of lavish praise. Ostensibly similar to the cel shaded technique that has become so popular of late, the artwork nevertheless is benchmark quality throughout and is underpinned by some superbly animated cut scenes that seamlessly punctuate the action at regular intervals.

The game itself is split, roughly 75-25 between all action Hulk smashathons and stealth based Bruce Banner interludes that attempt to lend a sense of variety and a change of pace to what would otherwise quickly be exposed as a pretty update of any number of Final Fight/Double Dragon style beat 'em ups.

As The Hulk, you're equipped with a predictably destructive, albeit limited set of manoeuvres that even the other Hulk, Hogan, would be proud of. Despite the relative lack of moves, it's a pleasingly intuitive, flexible and context sensitive system that allows you to smack the crap out of everything, be it living or inanimate. With a system that largely revolves around different uses of the punch button (tap, quickly tap, hold, or hold with triangle button), it's never going to rival Soul Calibur for moves, but the level of destruction you can wreak on your environment makes that a little less of an issue.

The Incredibly cowardly Hulk

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Being able to pick up and hurl fork lift trucks at a group of salivating mutant dogs is always a satisfying feeling, as is wielding huge pipes, but the game tends to merely bog you down with the weight of numbers, rather than ever providing genuinely challenging enemies. Slightly bizarrely, you rarely have to even worry about fighting the enemies if you don't want to, and instead, progress to the next level generally consists of smashing through a succession of doors. Hanging around brawling just drains your health, so why take the risk? Occasionally your pursuers give chase, but often the game just eliminates them for you once you've reached certain invisible checkpoints. It literally only took a couple of hours to lick most of the 30 odd levels - until we got stuck on the Bruce Banner sections.

The major stumbling blocks are definitely these stealth-lite Banner levels, which, while initially interesting, later become irritating in the extreme, thanks to some terrible AI, unhelpful camera angles, Bruce's inability to fight back and frankly rank collision detection. In most situations you’re merely expected to creep from one end of a level to the other while avoiding detection. At times this is - theoretically - extremely simple, requiring you to duck under a guard's window, for example, or push a block up to a wall to enable you to escape over the rooftops. However, Bruce will only climb and grab onto objects when correctly positioned, which is maddening. Although not maddening enough to turn him into the Hulk...

Elsewhere, when you're avoiding searchlights and whole teams of patrolling armed guards, you can't even see where they are half the time, thanks to the fixed camera angles. In theory, you can take out the guards with a quick grab from behind, but one minor slip up and they're all over you like a green rash, and it's another trudge back to square one. Splinter Cell it most certainly is not.

Hardly Radical

'The Hulk' Screenshot 4

The code breaking interludes that feature repeatedly within the Banner sections are, however, a lot of fun, requiring you to match two strings of letters and numbers within 20 seconds. Overall, though, these stealth interludes are poorly thought out, and devoid of any compelling gameplay. There was undoubtedly huge potential to make the Banner adventures far more prominent and more varied excursions outside of the Wrestlemania of the Hulk, but it seems Radical Entertainment lacked inspiration to broaden the repetitive permabrawl nature of the main meat of the game.

Even the inevitable and frequent boss encounters are relatively straightforward, requiring one or two attempts to suss out. Even when you fail you're given at least three continues - with full health - to defeat those occasionally tricky sections, so any persistence whatsoever (if you can be bothered) will see you clear the entire game in well under 10 hours. Admittedly there are a few other modes outside of the main game that may provide some value to the committed, such as time attack levels, survival mode, as well as a mode that focuses entirely on how much you can destroy. A few trailers appear, as well as a Making Of, and other odds and ends, but ultimately you're unlikely to care a great deal when the game is so deeply flawed and repetitive.

Game bad! Krudster SMASH!

Marvel aficionados might find the comic book art style and unique, but predictable storyline a draw, but for the real gamers out there, you're left with an extremely pretty but vacuous by-the-numbers beat em up experience that is arguably inferior in gameplay terms to any number of 16-bit titles we could reel off. With camera issues, a cowardly gaming mechanic and the frankly awful stealth sub levels, what you're left with is perhaps the best example of graphics over gameplay we've ever seen. Unless you get off on repetitive bash 'em ups, leave well alone.

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Tiitiz
13/06/03 @ 13:05
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well done for getting the review out for release date anyway
gaztech
13/06/03 @ 13:05
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Yay another movie tie in game, just what we all needed!
Blerk
13/06/03 @ 13:13
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Some of those screenies are really bloody dark! How are you supposed to see what you're smashing?
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13/06/03 @ 13:31
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im impressed...
you've been spreading the scores pretty nicely across the spectrum...

but... is it better than matrix?
I mean from what I see it doesnt look good... but it does look like smashing...

that 5b shot was pretty nice
Feanor
13/06/03 @ 13:50
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I feel it's a bit cheap to make your All-Vivendi-movie-games are crap argument hold together by claiming The Thing is vastly overrrated, but maybe you truly think that way about The Thing.

Hehe, I just checked the PS2 ratings of The Thing at gamerankings and EuroGamer's 50% is the very last (lowest) score they have for it.
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krudster [mod]
13/06/03 @ 15:05
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Well, The Thing wasn't a *bad* game, but it was an average attempt at survival horror. Remember, peeps, 5 means average. I know the entire games reviewing system doesn't think like that, but we try to, you know, apply some kind of logic to the way scoring should work.

Basically, magazines are forced, for the reasons of advertising, to score games as high as possible, using the useless sit on the fence logic of "buy it if you like this sort of thing", rather than offering genuine opinion. I mean, read OPSM2's 8/10 score for Tomb Raider Angel Of Darkness for an example. Stephen Pierce pretty much slags the game off throughout and then gives it 8 - and oh look, it's an exclusive review. Without the advertising situation you'd see most games getting 5s and 6s because most games are unspeakably average!

AOFanboi
13/06/03 @ 16:37
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So "Enter the Matrix" was "Sucky Licence Abuse pt. I" and this is "pt. II"? Bah. Has there been a good movie licenced game since Ghostbusters?
Tricky
13/06/03 @ 16:43
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Ah Kristan, have I found out one of your other jobs? Inserted into MCV today was their usual "The Future In Store" magazine with an article written by a Kristan Reed about E3... the little pic looks vaguely like your stylised rendering at the top of your articles... so come on - is it you?

Oh and as for Hulk - tried the demo, it sucked. Hope the movie's a lot better.
krudster [mod]
13/06/03 @ 17:50
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haha, rumbled! yes that is, indeed, me!
Pirotic
13/06/03 @ 18:13
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"because most games are unspeakably average!"

that doesn't say much, if all games were great, then average would still mean great.. saying a game is average is only really helpfull to people who have played many games of the same genre
krudster [mod]
13/06/03 @ 18:51
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YES! exactly, saying something is AVERAGE, i.e. in the middle of the scale, doesn't mean it's bad. So why does almost every single games reviewing organisation in the world think that almost anything half decent is above average?
Maxwell Horse
14/06/03 @ 00:52
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What have you got if you have 1 green ball in one hand and another in the other hand?
Pirotic
14/06/03 @ 01:00
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well known magazine fact, anything that gets an exclusive Pczone cover always gets over 85% no matter how poor the game is.

Total Annhilation Kingdoms, so badly bugged it doesn't even run at a decent speed on modern day PC's.. 96%, StarTrek Klingon - rather lame quake2 mod 90%, Unreal2 - totally rubbish - 96% (i think).

any idiot has an oppinion, the reason i pay money to buy a magazine is the value of there's, if they then sell out, even once. their oppinion is worthless and as a result i will no longer buy the magazine. surely taking bribes will lose them money in the long term
Feanor
14/06/03 @ 16:44
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"I mean, read OPSM2's 8/10 score for Tomb Raider Angel Of Darkness for an example. Stephen Pierce pretty much slags the game off throughout and then gives it 8 - and oh look, it's an exclusive review."

That sounds sad. The wife and I were really hoping this game would be good.
nihilism
14/06/03 @ 18:51
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To reply to Pirotics comments on PC Zone. I find myself having to to agree. The score for unreal 2 is a prime example.
They used to be ace, but all the reviewers are different than when it started and the mag does appear to have sold out.....
smurph
16/06/03 @ 00:13
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>> Has there been a good movie licenced game since Ghostbusters?

Batman the Movie was pretty sweet. Ahhh...my first game for the A500 (queue wobbly screen memory moment)
Red Moose
16/06/03 @ 00:26
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Total Recall wasn't bad (the first one, not the one with the big characters).
The Godfather also was quite good.

And stop slagging EtM! It rocks!
Khab
17/06/03 @ 01:11
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/me points and laughs.
Razz
17/06/03 @ 12:31
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"but predictable storyline a draw"

Should that say "bore"? Pun or mistake?

o_O
krudster [mod]
17/06/03 @ 12:54
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I do love it when riled fanboys/disgruntled types post comments in a vague attempt at lashing out against us.
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Pirotic
18/06/03 @ 21:57
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but what we all want to know is, wheres she-hulk! i dont care if shes green, heck i dont even care that she isnt real... omg, im sounding like errol ;)
Blerk
30/06/03 @ 08:35
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Wow... who opened the can of retard in here?
binky
03/07/03 @ 11:07
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lmao blerk. i was thinking the very same thing!
Steven Huckle
03/07/03 @ 11:23
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Donit time again already
BBIAJ
28/09/06 @ 16:25
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Picked this up today for a smidgen over £3 from Amazon Marketplace.

Looking forward to playing it after the joy of Ultimate Destruction!

That is if I can tear myself away from Kingdom Hearts 2, and Yakuza, also due tomorrow...

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