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Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without A Pulse Review

Xbox Review by James Price

23 December, 2005

Vacillating, a decision wavering somewhere between a four and a five, I wonder: would I feel differently about Stubbs the Zombie if I were to know nothing about the people behind it?

Possibly, I think.

But then: no. Below par is below par, period.

For me, this is one of those instances where the anticipation of a thing is better than the thing itself. Stubbs the Zombie is the first title from developers Wideload, the studio established by Bungie co-founder Alex Seropian after his post-Halo departure from Redmond. It uses a modified version of the Halo engine, has a solid premise - "be" the zombie, creating chaos as you sire undead hordes by feeding on the living - and, given the pedigree of being designed by a team that includes several erstwhile Bungie staffers, has been a game that I've been looking forward to all year. I hoped for something inventive, offbeat, polished and, given its backplot, cleverly macabre. Having completed it twice, though, the adjective that leaps most readily to mind is "crude" - and in pretty much every sense of the word.

Rebel Without a Pulse takes place in Punchbowl, a fictional planned city based in late 1950s America. There are period stylings and authentic touches (much like Destroy All Humans, then), but this retro-futuristic municipality also features anachronistic technology such as robots, hovercars and laser weaponry. It's clear that Wideload wanted to play around with the distinctive clichés of the chosen era (particularly the stupidity/naivety of civilians; this takes a certain sting out of the blood-splattered carnage), but without being constrained in terms of design. Given that you play the role of a brain-eating zombie, this isn't too jarring: it's just something that you accept.

After a brief introduction to this wholesome utopia, an opening tutorial shows you how to control titular antihero Stubbs, and introduces you to his basic abilities. Alarm bells ring as you realise that his primary form of attack is a one-button, context-sensitive melee attack. The number of blows required to fell an assailant or civilian varies. It can be as little as one for a non-combatant, but three for a policeman; later, you might need to strike an opponent several times before they fall. When Stubbs kills a human, they rise again - after a short delay - as an undead ally who will subsequently attack (and, if successful, convert) any other people that they can find. Creating zombies helps on two levels. It reduces your combat workload because you have minions to wreak havoc on your behalf, but also means that Stubbs is no longer the sole target for whichever enemies you may face. You also get a limited amount of control over your putrefying posse: you can whistle for them to gather around you, or push them out of the way if you encounter problems with undead traffic jams in confined spaces.

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Luckily, Stubbs appears to have tattered clothes that also magically regenerate.

During the first half of the game, Stubbs acquires four additional abilities: Possession, Gut Grenade, Unholy Flatulence and Sputum Head. The use of each is carefully limited. To replenish the onscreen meters for these, you need to eat a varying number of brains. This is achieved by pressing an action button after making a penultimate melee strike on the person you're currently fighting. Count each blow carefully, initiate the assault, and Stubbs grabs his quarry and, in a fairly gruesome rain of blood, snacks on their skulls.

Problematically, only two of Stubbs' special attacks are of any meaningful utility. Unholy Flatulence is a localised smart bomb that temporarily incapacitates any humans within close vicinity. It's handy to have, but you have to eat quite a few brains to access it and - as with all attacks of this genus in videogames - you tend to save it for eventualities and emergencies that rarely arise. With Sputum Head - the last special ability you acquire - Stubbs removes his head and bowls it in the direction he faces. You then guide it as it moves, knocking over policemen and soldiers, and can detonate it with a second button press. Again, though, the number of skulls you need to crack open to use it means that it's rarely at the forefront of your mind during a fight.

The two most interesting (and most used) abilities are Gut Grenade and Possession. The former is not dissimilar to the Covenant Plasma Grenade in Halo, but differs in that detonation is performed manually. You can have up to three of these available at any time, and only need to feed from a few heads to gain one. Only a single brain is required to activate Possession, though - which is fortunate, as it's this feature that adds essential variety, depth and a limited strategic aspect to Stubbs the Zombie. When you use it, you take control of Stubbs' severed arm, which can scuttle along floors, walls and ceilings. When you are sufficiently close to a human, you can press a button to leap for their heads and gain control of their bodies - and also, in a neat twist, their firearms. These range from simple pistols during earlier sections, to rifles, shotguns, machineguns and rocket launchers, and finally laser weaponry during later stages.

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Stubbs' take on the Indian head massage: not popular among stressed scientists.

At the point that you gain the Possession ability, there's an abrupt change of pace. Suddenly, there's more to Stubbs the Zombie than near-mindless button mashing. At first, it's disturbing that you seemingly need to shoot each assailant several times to dispatch them, but you soon realise that headshots are the key to winning gun battles. While Stubbs has an energy gauge that refills after a period of safety, possessed humans have a limited capacity to withstand damage; when they die (or you manually relinquish control), control returns immediately to Stubbs. This means that you often have to use both cover and caution, moving behind whatever screen furniture you can find and picking your shots carefully. This is an essential tactic, because weapon use is restricted by the need to reload or, with lasers, wait for them to cool down. It's by no means the most refined shoot-'em-up ever conceived - it feels rather stilted and awkward at times - but the regular visits you make to this 'game within a game' can be reasonably entertaining.

One side effect of using the Possession skill is that humans slain with firearms do not rise again as undead helpers. As the difficulty level increases, this means that you need to invest a little thought into how you intend to get past a specific group of enemies. Sometimes, it's better to use a Gut Grenade, eat a few brains, then hide Stubbs and quickly use Possession to gain control of a soldier or policeman as the zombies you created distract his associates. Although very linear, there's actually a laudable flexibility to Stubbs the Zombie: you're given the (albeit limited) tools to achieve a goal (usually, to get from A to B without dying), but how you go about doing so is generally your own choice.

Unfortunately, novel set pieces or notable encounters in Stubbs the Zombie are few and far between. New foes are introduced at certain points, there are a few brief vehicular sequences, and there are a few situations that could be described as "boss" battles, but it's so, so samey. Let's recap: to fill the four meters and gain access to Stubbs' abilities, you need to engage in repetitive, one-button melee combat, then press another button to initiate one of a handful of stock brain-eating animations that can take up to four seconds to complete. This becomes very tedious, very quickly: less thirty seconds of fun over and over, more thirty seconds of boredom. You find that use of the Possession skill becomes less tactical choice, more desperate need for respite from that central mechanic.

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Even as a smoker, there's something that annoys me about Stubbs' perpetually lit cigarette.

It doesn't help that Stubbs the Zombie looks so dated. What the Halo engine did brilliantly was to convey a sense of genuine scale. I really don't think it's designed for the kind of detailed interiors or exteriors we'd expect from a videogame with a (however loosely) contemporary setting. In Halo, the highly artificial (and occasionally very austere) environments were fine: you were, after all, exploring an alien world. The retro-futuristic architecture of Stubbs the Zombie can be pleasant enough to behold in a low-fi way, and its character models aren't too bad. In some areas, though - the Knobb Cheese Farm [ew - Ed] section being a pertinent example - it's just downright sparse and ugly.

The most saddening thing of all, in many ways, is that it's not even particularly funny. There's very little plot until its climatic battle, and so its cut-scenes are either far from side-splitting sketches, or devices used to (roughly) explain a transition from one locale to another. In one animated aside, Stubbs stands before an American flag and delivers a 'speech' to gathered zombies that consists of repeated, emotive use of the word "brains". This is about as sophisticated as it gets. It feels like a generic, low-rent children's cartoon adulterated with gore, bodily functions and rudimentary slapstick. I've got nothing against crude or puerile humour, but Stubbs the Zombie feels like it's designed to titillate young teenage boys - the very audience that, with irony, its Mature rating (sure to be replicated in kind on UK release) should technically preclude from playing.

After my first playthrough of Stubbs the Zombie - which, incidentally, took less than eight hours - I sat and reflected that there were only a handful of moments that I recalled with any degree of clarity. Playing again, with the difficulty level increased, I realised why: it's just an eminently forgettable game. Average execution, terribly repetitive combat, lots of reasonable ideas that don't quite work, a general lack of cohesion: it's not diabolical, but it's far from great. It has some lovely touches - particularly its soundtrack - but it's really, contrary to my expectations, nothing special. Shame.

4/10

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HarryB
23/12/05 @ 09:42
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shame, i feel the same.
had high hopes
boabg
23/12/05 @ 09:44
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Scored pretty consistetly well elsewhere. Got my doubts about it now.
mrsquare
23/12/05 @ 09:58
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Yeah, it hasn't reviewed terribly elsewhere, but it sounds absolutely godawful from all the forum impressions I've read of it. One to avoid methinks.
mrsquare
23/12/05 @ 09:58
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Heh, the 'Speak your brain...' button suddenly seems very apt... :)
UncleLou
23/12/05 @ 10:02
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Oha, that doesn't sound too good.

Pretty sure I saw this on several "best game noone played" lists.
RedboX
23/12/05 @ 10:08
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I sort of half enjoyed it when I played it, but I'd agree with just about all the points in the review.

Wait till its on bidget or in the bargin bins.
Batfink
23/12/05 @ 10:10
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Gamerankings : Averaging all scores to %80, all of the time :p
Huntcjna
23/12/05 @ 10:10
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Pity it turned out like this I was interested until I read that and stop trolling mrxbox or is it not possible to have a bad game on a microsoft system?
funkyd
23/12/05 @ 10:19
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January Sales, Here we come!
HarryB
23/12/05 @ 10:19
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the review is honest, the game is genuinely boring and just...bland
Stickman
23/12/05 @ 10:34
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I am soooo glad I cancelled my pre-order on this. Sounded like such a good idea too; 'be the zombie'. Who hasn't wanted to do that before?

Thanks goes to Eurogamer TV for allowing me to see the frankly worrying movie. I was over to play.com in a flash after that!

edit - mrxbox, your nick really doesn't lend itself to unbiased opinion does it?
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smelly
23/12/05 @ 10:36
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on top of some other scores for certain games on a microsoft console, it makes the site look bad.

Oh dear. Did someone really just say that?

Did you read his words (which explain why the score was low)??

Have you taken into account that some sites really won't score most games below 7/10 anyhows?

Would you be this upset if it was on the ps2/cube as well?

el_pollo_diablo
23/12/05 @ 10:38
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Gah! What a shame. Edge felt much the same way as you guys did too, so it looks like I'll give this one a wide berth.

I'm annoyed, because I've got a new mac and wanted something good to play on it. This was one of the three mac games to come out this year. Poo.

afray
23/12/05 @ 10:44
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el_pollo_diablo: Get RCT3 on the mac! It's great!

(Not that I made it or anything...)
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Lothar Hex
23/12/05 @ 10:45
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MrXbox. Please be quiet, you're making us Xbox users look bad/
RedboX
23/12/05 @ 10:51
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Whens the review for the PC version due, for "balance" :)
Stickman
23/12/05 @ 10:51
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"if you guys had an IQ, you'd be dangerous. "

Good one. Razor sharp.
afray
23/12/05 @ 10:52
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" if you guys had an IQ, you'd be dangerous."

If you had an original put-down, you'd be entertaining.
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23/12/05 @ 11:05
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"if you guys had an IQ, you'd be dangerous."

If you had any form of justifcation for why you think scores should be different other than some demented conspiracy theory or a throwaway "fun but flawed" counter-argument then maybe you too could be a professional games reviewer.

Instead of a troll.
afray
23/12/05 @ 11:08
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lol@trousers!
barchetta
23/12/05 @ 11:11
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Bah... Was also looking forward to this...

Looked like a decent leftfield approach to arcade/adventure. Now it just looks like it should be left on the shelf.

Maybe a rental, methinks.
Talha
23/12/05 @ 11:15
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@trousers: Kudos

Is this the latest episode in EG's long and hard fought battle on the XBox and its evil son, the 360? Find out in the next exciting fanboy comment! Same time, same place!
Furbs
23/12/05 @ 11:32
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Why are you here then? :)
And its a shit game. Fun for 5 mins but then the same joke over and over wears a little thin.
kangarootoo
23/12/05 @ 11:32
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"if you guys had an IQ, you'd be dangerous"

Weakest comeback of 2005 right there.

"Why do the vast majority of mindless trolls here take EG's reviews as gospel? they're the worst reviews on the net!"

Dude, if you don't like them, don't read them. We won't miss you.
Furbs
23/12/05 @ 11:39
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"Lock the door R2"
Talha
23/12/05 @ 11:41
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mrxbox: 'Worst reviews on the net'

First of all, apparently you don't know the meaning of worst, and you don't know what a review is, and you have no idea of what a troll is (that might have an all-too-obvious explanation). Second, we don't take EG reviews as gospel, but we respect them and acknowledge that these guys are more knowledgable in games than us.

Secondly, they let us know how a game FEELS. But you won't understand, so go to 1up or official XBox mag or something - they have what you need and in spades.

And by the way, a troll is mindless by definition - there is no such thing as an intelligent troll.
Stickman
23/12/05 @ 11:45
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"you're like zombies"

Like what you did there!

"*leaves site*"

Like what you did there!
Bates
23/12/05 @ 11:46
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Haha, another Xbox retard who can't handle criticism bites the dust!

Anyone want to place bets on when he'll inevitably be back with the same tired whining?
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kangarootoo
23/12/05 @ 11:47
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"you're all idiots!"

Wow, you retook your own crap comeback title there, all within the space of one thread. :)

"*leaves site*"

Whoohoo \o/

Merry Xmas everyone.
Talha
23/12/05 @ 11:55
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@Bates: I bet it will happen when the next XBox review comes out on EG - a fiver.

Merry Christmas all, and let's continue the laughter away from the PC screen as well!
Lothar Hex
23/12/05 @ 12:20
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"*leaves site*"

Bet you that's the best present he's giving anyone this christmas. I mean for fuck's sake, I prefer the Xbox over the other consoles, but I don't piss and moan when a site gives an exclusive game a bad score.

Fanboys of any console need their reproductive organs removing so they can never breed.

Anyway, is Stubbs out now or is it out after christmas? I wanna give it a rental at least.
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manic_mouse
23/12/05 @ 12:37
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Stubs always looked interesting, but I never felt it had the potential to be a classic. There was just something about it that always said "I'm mediocre" to me.
BremXJones
23/12/05 @ 12:43
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As someone who's played the PC, it's just as awful there, if not more so.

KG
Nikanoru
23/12/05 @ 12:43
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Fanboys of any console need their reproductive organs removing so they can never breed.

Nintendo fanboy here. :(

/hides willy from the bad peoples
Sko
23/12/05 @ 13:58
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I was quite intruiged by this game until I saw the trailer on EurogamerTV. It really does the game no favours. After reading the review, it suggests the trailer is quite accurately bland.
IronGiant
23/12/05 @ 14:51
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Good review, bad game. Simple.
Xerx3s
23/12/05 @ 15:11
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"if you guys had an IQ, you'd be dangerous. "

If you had a brain, youd be remotely interesting to read. Your almost just as bad as those sony fanboys swarming around.

'*leaves site* '

Dont let the door hit you on the way out.
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Bates
23/12/05 @ 15:51
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"Your almost just as bad as those sony fanboys swarming around."

Yeah, we need more MS fanboys like you around!

Sigh,
technos
23/12/05 @ 16:23
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Funny game. Better than Halo.
Xerx3s
23/12/05 @ 16:40
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""Your almost just as bad as those sony fanboys swarming around."

Yeah, we need more MS fanboys like you around!

Sigh,
"

Back at ya.
Darth_Flibble
23/12/05 @ 16:41
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"Fanboys of any console need their reproductive organs removing so they can never breed. "

No need as they never could get a woman even they went to a brothel

On to the game:

I had high hopes as it sounded good but I played through and it was so dull and samey
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HarryB
23/12/05 @ 16:48
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you're all rubbish, discuss the game
AOFanboi
23/12/05 @ 20:42
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I don't get this dragging-out of Gamerankings all the time: Can't people get into their thick wooly heads that different reviewers will get different things out of a game? If you don't like individual reviews that "deviate from the norm", just assume every game gets and 8/10 and buy whatever you fancy. Sheesh.
captain-future
23/12/05 @ 20:56
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I don't care about the rating... it's an opinion.
Stickman
24/12/05 @ 13:36
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/throws faeces at mrxbox.
Bates
24/12/05 @ 15:16
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Fiver to Talha it is then :)
urban
24/12/05 @ 16:08
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it wasnt terrible..but it was a bit disappointing.

really terrible AI.
Swannzie
17/03/06 @ 15:02
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Ahhh I totally dissagree with this review, the game is a 8/10 easily.

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