Star Wars Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader Review
Review - is it the reason to buy a Cube? This is what we think
Version tested: GameCube
You don't need to see his identification

A dramatic bit from the Academy Heist level. I've just pinched a TIE Fighter...
Tatooine. Bespin. Star Destroyers. Luke Skywalker. Darth Vader and his TIE Advanced. The Death Star. Twice. X-Wings. TIE Fighters. Stormtroopers. AT-ATs. R2D2. Rogue Leader is Star Wars the way you remember it. Except this time you're piloting the ships and fighting for the Rebellion, in the struggle to overcome the evil GALACTIC EMPIRE. We often compare games to movies, but from the archetypal star screen introduction right the way through to the game's monumental climax, this is the ultimate accompaniment and tribute to those three original Star Wars movies we all cherish.
Rogue Squadron fans have been rewarded with a superb continuation to the N64's best Star Wars game. Rogue Leader begins with players taking on the guise of that whiny runt Skywalker, and as a warm-up budding pilots must down the original Death Star, first taking out laser towers and slaying a number of TIE Fighters. With a little help from Han Solo (and of course the Force) Luke puts pay to deplorable imperial machinations. And then the game gets interesting.
Visually this is Star Wars as you saw it on the big screen. Scenes from the films are remodelled in the crisp game engine and look almost perfect, accompanied by John Williams' inimitable score and virtually any of the films' sound effects you might care to mention. From the intricately detailed planes of the Death Star with TIEs swooping this way and that, to the sight of Bespin emerging from the haze, and the inevitable approach and decimation of the then imperial-laden city, Rogue Leader leaves little to the imagination. This is Star Wars. You will feel like you are there. Is this now clear?
Absolutely your worship

Now that's a wingman!
Good. Then I can start telling you about the rest of it. The mission structure is deadly simple. You have ten regular missions to complete, some of which intersect with the films and some of which do not. You play either as Luke or Wedge depending on the mission (so for instance, while Luke's off giving his right hand for a tussle with Vader, Wedge is busy carpet-bombing something), and you can play from either third person or cockpit views.
The whole game could be over in a day if you race through the narrative, but the idea is to fight for the bronze, silver and gold medals, which demand increasingly difficult objectives, and then play with the prizes. Success could mean unlocking some of the game's secret ships, levels or modes of play, and when you have access to more of the ships it becomes easier to get the silver or gold on earlier levels. Hidden ships range from the obvious to the peculiar, and for those of you with a Fett-ish, Slave 1 is among 'em. You even get to play as the Falcon, which is a selling point in itself.
The objectives are similarly diverse, including the aforementioned Death Star run, the Battle of Hoth and bits and bobs in-between. The missions often feed into one another, and you get to down Star Destroyers as well as the smaller TIEs and imperial shuttles. Some of the missions seem a bit unnecessary, like the jailbreak mission in the middle of the game, but it's good to see that they all stand up to repeated play and give you a little breather now and then. For instance, although you can pull down your targeting computer to help you pick TIEs out of a particularly dense nebula on the way out of Hoth, later on you can toggle the thing on or off without holding down the relevant button and skewering your concentration.
Would it help if I got out and pushed?

AT-ATs must be taken down using tow cables, but then you already knew that
The control system itself is very responsive and early reports suggested it went a bit far, but as the game wears on you start to appreciate it. Over-responsive controls are obviously not conducive to fine-tuning manoeuvres, and bouncing around the bowels of Bespin in a Y-Wing can be maddening, but conversely, spinning 180 degrees on an imperial credit and blowing the hell out of a pursuing TIE Fighter can be the adrenaline rush to end them all. Overall though the twitch-this-way-twitch-that-way feel of the system conflicts with the game's principle virtue: its authenticity.
That said the ships all behave differently. The Y-Wings, while pretty frail, are very handy for bombing runs (for which the game switches to an elevated view to help you find your targets) and the B-Wings, while less manoeuvrable than an X-Wing, can make themselves quite small and happily scamper about the nose of a Star Destroyer without getting caught by too many laser blasts. All of the ships are very much as they were in the films, thanks to some detailed design which blows recent efforts like Jedi Starfighter right out of the sky, and the bigger ships lose none of the detail you might expect. Indeed, flying past the bridge of a Star Destroyer you will feel a twinge of fear at the sheer size and imposing sight of the thing. And there are bigger things to come.
The fact that Rogue Leader crashes now and then has been the subject of much discussion lately, but to us it's a minor niggle. The game seems to save itself before it crashes, so there isn't much harm in it, even if it is unfortunate that Factor 5 didn't bother to fix it in the months since its American release. On the other hand, without question the PAL conversion here is excellent, with a full screen 60Hz mode and only slight borders at 50Hz, all of the DVD-like extras that complemented the American release of the game, and MusyX-powered Dolby Pro-Logic II surround sound. The game also supports progressive scan mode if you happen to own a Death Star of a TV, and the spectacular FMV cutscenes which punctuate the levels blend together seamlessly with the gameplay elements. There's a bit of slowdown here and there, particularly noticeable when you're tow-roping AT-ATs on Kothlis, but you'll be so busy concentrating on the action that it won't be all that apparent.
Who's scruffy lookin'?

It looks just as good when it's moving
Rogue Leader is the absolute pinnacle of Star Wars games. It's bloody hard in places, but it pampers the nostalgic and conveys so effortlessly the beauty of the galaxy and the sheer tyranny of the evil Empire that you will Force your way through it until there's no stone left unturned. Some have said that it wouldn't be as good without the Star Wars aspect, that it's a fairly mediocre space combat game, but to me that's a ridiculous argument. Rogue Leader is the embodiment of Star Wars in a videogame. That is the point. This is a game charting the progress of Luke and Wedge through the Star Wars trilogy, and it's the perfect vehicle for fans of the series who have always wanted it to be real.
At a slightly higher asking price than your average Cube title, you might argue that it's a bit short, but it's the quality of the experience which makes it worthwhile. ICO was pretty short, and that's one of the best games of all time, well worth the outlay. Rogue Leader falls under the same heading, but with replay value to boot. The only truly major criticism I can level at it is the lack of a multiplayer mode, which would have capped off an otherwise superb package.
Some games don't need a license to be good. Rogue Leader is good because it lives up to its billing. You can argue with me about that until we're both blue in the face, but the only deciding factor here is whether or not you like space combat games. Do you? Because everybody loves Star Wars, right? And this is that. Buy it. Buy a Cube for it.
9 / 10
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Peej
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/me waits for the XBox fanboys to wade in...
[Stampax] - 09-May-2002
9 out of 10...... surely you cant give a game that crashes and is a bit short that high? considering the poor scores that virtually all xbox games have received here, i'm sensing some bias here........
didn't have to wait long
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erm.. you said they gave all xbox games poor scores, and yet complain when they give one a highscore.. whos the biased one
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every game has it's flaws, it just matters whether it can rise above them or not.
console prejudices aside, rogue leader is truly fantastic. if it had been an xbox title it would have made me buy one.
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[Blerk] - 09-May-2002
Tea, anyone? Seeing as otto's away...
Milk no sugar, plz
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One time, my friend was taking on the Star Destroyer - one life left (one life he exploded on the shield generator to take it out!) and only the bridge to go. He flew straight at it, and just before he could pull away he got cut down in a hail of turbolaser shots, only for the husk of his ship to carry on on, hit the bridge, destroying it and complete the mission.
Marvellous!
He also got a medal.
The Bonus missions are brilliant - won't say anything in case it spoils the suprise...... =]
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Get a cube, this and a long weekend and you'll be happy.
The game creates something which a number of games fail to do these days - Atmosphere. It sucks you in, and that is what makes it a great game and not just a good game.
BTW, if I click a link to one of these sites does it get you guys some cash if I buy the item, cos I personally don't mind doing such a thing, much better than paying IGN for some jumped up review shit.
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I LOVE this game. I got Waverace and Luigi with my cube but I've only played WR for about an hour and haven't touched Luigi's (though my gf loves it).
The whole of my weekend was taken up with this game. The graphics are LUSH, the sound breathtaking through the right setup and you do feel as if you're in the movie.
I've wanted this since the first film came out.
And there's plenty of replay value (I'm afraid I'm still stuck on the Battle of Endor mission - take down two Star Destroyers? Are you kidding!!???!!)
Nice review - bang on.
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Three bits, I'll need the energy, I'll fetch my mug.
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Besides SMB, this is pretty much the only game I'd want for the Cube...too bad I don't have the cash.
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While it undeniably looks gorgeous, I personally found the gameplay to be terrible. I much prefer the Jedi Starfighter style, a bit closer to a sim but still with the mad shooting bits. There's just not enough freedom of movement for me
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YT-1300, unless I'm mistaken =]
Although, they are supposed to be rare, and the MF is heavily (to the point of supitidy) modified.
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Ooh - jaffa cakes! Ta.
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10 Geek-points given.
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its annoying being vegetarian, i spotted a brand new jet-black super hot pot noodle.. only to discover it wasn't veggie like the others
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Yep, it does.
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I find this with good games in general, it's not until you see someone else play it that you can really apreciate the little touches, you can let your eye wander around the screen more and take it all in. Unfourtunatly the only other people to play my 'cube (my sis and nephew) didn't want to try it (both begging to play Lugig) but I've been orderd to take it over my mates at the weekend so I can have a better look then.
ps: great game
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The England team's secret weapon.
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I think I read this tip on EG before, so the first thing I did was go to options screen to change it.
Doesn't seem to be as 'on rails' as others seem to suggest...
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According to the developers postmortem on Gamasutra there is a combination of on-rail behaviour coupled with flocking AI for the TIEs, and presumably some of the other enemies as well. Well worth a read for those who are more technically minded and interested in the process of making games.
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I did spend out full whack for a PS2 just to get to play GT3...
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Im soooo almost drawn to getting a cube 4 it, but i cant justify the outlay to the mrs
was quite suprised by the score, but the review made me hungry for TIE bashing
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Exclusive.
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Yeah it was a prototype, I think the books had to cobble some excuse about it having a hyperdrive on board otherwise there was no way he could have left the Yavin system. This link has some good details about it.
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Looks like a prototype to the TIE Interceptor to me.
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see if you can bite each end off and drink your tea through them... also spiras are great for that...
i get some odd looks in this office
Y he get zapped? missed that one.. Gestalt your too quick!
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I did, and I played it for a good while on a variety of missions. I thought it was too on-rails for my taste and I really missed having a target selector thingy (i am up on my spaceship jargon)
Oh well, I won't hold a grudge against you lot who love it, it's just not for me. different strokes and all that.
The GF was well narked when I told her I didn't want a cube though as she'd spent the whole day Saturday looking for a Woolies with the rogue leader bundle in stock.
On the more important subject of Jaffa cakes does anyone know if you can still get the other flavours, fruits of the forest I think was one and there was a green flavour as well.
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This is hopefully a good year for SW. With EP2 coming out next week, RL on GC and Knights on the 'box us fans are spoilt. If you are a true SW fan, go out and get this now. Just for the trench run. It's really THAT good and it outshines the other launch titles by miles.
Can't recommend this one highly enough. Not had any crashes mind.
Also. Jaffa Cakes. Get the Tesco Value ones as they taste like the old ones used to. Proper sponge, not the new 'cake' base (damn EU).
Good review Mugs, I'll have 2 sugs in mine boys!
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Lime. Think I saw some recently. They're good, but not as good as orange.
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You bastard! Do you work for a credit card company or something? Must resist, must resist..
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Just wanted to comment on this site's clear pro-GameCube bias, anyone else notice this?
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Funny, a few months ago they were apparently in Sony's pocket for daring to score a few PS2 games highly. They can't be biased towards EVERYBODY!
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No shit. Everyone thought the site had broken when you posted.
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Sure, they have given some games for GC, scores that I find it hard to understand, but you don't see me go around crying about it. Why...well it MIGHT have to do with something that I know that we can't all agree on what certain games are like. So some games I like have gotten scores I don't agree on, I don't really mind, I know what I think of the games...then what other people think doesn't really matter to me unless I'm going to buy a specific game.
We all have diffrent values, some people consider Halo to be the greatest game ever, I want to have them comitted. I think that NHL Hitz is one of the best game on the Xbox, some people want me comitted. Get off it, you don't have to validate your purchase by attacking people with diffent opinions.
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Reviews are meant to give an objective view on a game so that readers can make an informed purchasing decision.
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Oh god, here we go again. STOP FIXATING ON THE SCORES. The two different games in two different genres were reviewed by two different reviewers on two different consoles. All the relative scores mean is that Tom liked Rogue Leader more than I liked Halo. Read the review and make up your own mind instead of skipping straight to the score and assuming that it has some kind of mystical significance. It doesn't. It's just there as a rough pointer as to what the reviewer thought of the game.
"They can't be biased towards EVERYBODY"
Of course we can.
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And I'd like to think that our reviews do that, as long as you don't just skip straight to the score at the end.
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I still think you should mark out of two or three.
* Buy It!
* Don't Buy It!
and possibly
* Buy-It-If-You-Like-This-Kind-Of-Thing
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There are always people who are diffrent, I get alot of buff because of my disliking of some Xbox games, and a few days ago I saw someone that gave Shadowman 2 90/100.
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Jesus Christ is it harder than I remember.
I've played Rogue Leader for a good few hours round a mate's house (NTSC version). While I was generally unimpressed by the gameplay, everyone else there was lapping it up. So, if you haven't been spoiled by TIE Fighter, you'll probably love it.
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Still, I Lurve Rogue Leader ;o)
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Tie Fighter was great. I really loved how they managed to get rid of that "bad guy" label, you really where fighting on the RIGHT side of the conflict, just like you did in X-Wing. Both those games are some of the best for PC, I'd still play X-Wing if I can get my soundcard to feed me some sound, and the challenge is just...overwhelming at times.
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If you don't like the scores/reviews, go buy an official Xbox or PS2 mag where they are biased towards their own platform...
Or better yet, go read a different website, and leave these boards free for the people who want to discuss the actual games rather than bashing platforms.
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TRY b4 u buy.
Stear Clear (independance day/akira styl33)
GET it.
thats all u need
/me goes back to sleep.
seriously thought, i dont think ive read a review on here that wasnt informative, even if i didnt agree with the score.
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Hey, what am I talking about, I failed Higher english and have the spelling and grammar knowledge of a foreign national.
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"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
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The Imax cinema is doing a Star Wars back to back session including Attack of the clones on June 1st.
cost is about 37quid i think.
Tis gonna be hard work sitting there, must be a good 12 hours of movie.
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I saw the original trilogy back to back in the cinema back in the '80s that was enough of a bum numbing experience. 5 movies might be a bit too much, especially as Episode II is 2 hours 22 minutes apparently.
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40 Geek-Points, by the way. Congratulations.
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Save yourself while you still can! Run from The Phantom Shitbox! Run!
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It's the language of the world for being a promoter of fine culture.
40 Geek-Points, by the way. Congratulations.
Woho! Thanks!
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No problem. Credit where credit's due, and you deserved every point.
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After 8 hours without a break you can imagine the pain!
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Not surprised with all those gas guzzling AT-ATs stomping around the place. Imagine the pollution those things must cause.
"I'm the guy who didn't even see episode 1 yet"
To be honest you're not missing much.
"The day that Alien 4 went up at the movies in Sweden, I warmed up with watching all the three first ones back to back"
I did an Aliens all-nighter in London a few months back - all four movies back-to-back, with free Red Bull and Ben & Jerry's during the intermissions. Didn't end until about 7am. I tell you, there's nothing freakier than walking around central London at 7 o'clock on Sunday morning. It's like being in The Omega Man or something.
"Friends and I once went to see 4 ST films back to back"
I can vaguely remember doing the original Star Wars trilogy back-to-back at a little local cinema when I was a kid. It must've been back in the mid 1980s when Return of the Jedi was still fairly new, so I was probably seven or eight at the time.
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Same in every city, but I'd imagine that it's even more noticeable in London, Uddevalla really doesn't compare to be honest.
While I haven't seen the Omega man...I get the idea.
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It sucked from that moment on. I even rate Alien 3 higher than the last one.
I 10 Q ;o)
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But that fucking newborn... My mates just couldn't understand why I was so upset after seeing Alien 4...
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Shockning announcement of the day Chris, people have diffrent taste. I didn't see you bitch when Apache raved about this game...
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Er .. wouldn't that take about three days?
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Pah B5 is one of the best SF series ever made, although the fifth season was rather disappointing with Byron and his happy-clappy telepath pals.
Er .. wouldn't that take about three days?
Yeah about 82 hours I think, although longer if you weren't a wimp and watched the movies too..
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And that theme music! The hairs on my arms stood up every time it came on!
Star Trek NEVER did that for me ;o)
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You just keep spitting into the wind don't you.
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The joys of DVD. They are putting out loads of superb stuff at the moment, which means I can ditch all the cr@p TV copies of films I have.
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Byron was dead by the fifth series! =]
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Got that from the US a while back - great movie, but then I quite liked the original version as well, so what do I know.
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What, that wasn't right?
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Now all we need is Hawk the Slayer......I mean, cmon, they released Beastmaster and Conan, that's the last one I need!
I feel a Spaced reference coming on......
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Almost as bad as Mr Miagi breaking the telegraph pole in Karate Kid 2. Classic stuff.
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http ://www.bfi.org.uk/showing/imax/starwars.html
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Spaced - best sitcom of all time..?
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Series 3 is commisioned.
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It certainly seems to be the Marmite of Sci-fi.
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But Spaced is a cut above, TBH.
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and so on.
Spaced is better tho.
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That would be a big pile, anyway what's really annoying about that line in Spaced is the fact that on the DVD commentary it's revealed that neither Simon Pegg or Edgar Wright had actually ever watched it and Jessica Stevenson who had, thought it was alright! So much for a complete indepth knowledge of SF!
Hawk The Slayer is complete pony though.
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Smart! We need more sitcoms like that and less like "My Family"
Peej
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Jack Palance though. That's almost like a kiss of death for *any* film.
Whizzo, the B5 reference is tongue in cheek.
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You must never insult the great B5 even as a joke.
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The only major gripes I have with it are the sudden ramp up in difficulty from the 'Razor' mission onwards, the 'fixed paths' of some Ties and the rather hard medal targets.
With the exception of the Academy. Going from relatively 'safe' missions with good shields to one with piss poor shields, Ties that seem to love to go Kamikaze on you, and laser fire from dozens of guns which now seems to concentrate on YOU alone is a bit harsh. Is it possible to get into the second Death Star without dying at least once from the laser crossfire? Fecking nails.
Also, accidentaly get in the way of a Tie who has a predetermined path and you're screwed.
Fab atmosphere though, especially the start of Hoth. If my neighbours don't call the police I may try and replay some missions too - only got 3 bronze medals.
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"Shame to hear about your robot.
Yeah you did it you f*cking plum."
"Get on that."
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George Lucas should stick to producing. He cant direct for shit.
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Maybe you should see it yourself?
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From what i've heard there are very few good bits in it.
I'm basing my opinion of Mr Lucas' directing abilities on Phantom Menace. I rest my case
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I tell you, there's nothing freakier than walking around central London at 7 o'clock on Sunday morning. It's like being in The Omega Man or something.
When I first went to New York a few years ago I thought I'd do the tourist-y thing and head to Times Square. I get there and it is empty. Absolutely no-one or nothing about. Not one person. It was about 8, 9pm. Bet you five quid you can't guess why...
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They'd heard you were coming?
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'It's just for me and my dog...."
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Was it when Godzilla was attacking the Big Apple? Or perhaps it was the Superbowl?
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They'd heard you were coming?
Hah. No. Two more guesses.
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It was Oscar night.
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Watching the editted highlights is enough for me, those New Yorkers are obviously gluttons for punishment.
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And this "Jesus Christ" character..... just an obvious parody of the Comic Messiah, our lord John Cleese.
I mean they even have the same initials........
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I heard there were shit loads. So what? I'm still gonna watch and _then_ make my mind up.
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also if you can show me how to turn the water into wine i might get invited out to more partys.
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Hey, that's my party trick!
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Haven't read it either. Not one of it's many variations. But I do know what Christ means king.
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Christ means Messiah. I doubt he used it like a surname. It wouldn't be very modest of him (then again, someone who can turn water to wine can hardly be shy).
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a new £5 coin. I will reward the person who can give me the correct answer
to this question."
"Who," she says "Is the most famous man in the world"
Andrew sticks up his hand "David Beckham Miss"
"Not quite," says the teacher, "but well done."
Lee sticks up his hand "Bill Gates Miss"
"Not quite, " says the teacher again "but well done."
Suddenly little Paul Goldstein sticks up his hand "It's Jesus Miss" he says.
"Well done Paul" says the teacher "Quite correct, here's the prize."
She pauses for a second.
"Although, Paul, I'm surprised you said Jesus, due to your faith...."
"Yes Miss," says Paul, "In my heart it's Moses, but business is business"
Baboom
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Party bag?
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Was this when they shut Times Square to shoot a sequence for the god-awful Bruce Willis vehicle called "The Siege"?
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Oscar night...
also if you can show me how to turn the water into wine i might get invited out to more partys.
I don't know about water to wine, but try this: http://www.sweetrelease. com/
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Are there two Sieges, because the one I saw was actually rather good, had Denzel Washington as the lead actor, and only gave Bruce Willis a (relatively) small supporting role.
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Other fun film experiences in the US: Telling two women to SHUT UP after 20 minutes of high-pitched chat on a mobile through Blair Witch (me (from a few seats back, anonymously): "SHUT UP", her, to the phone: "someone just told me to 'shut up'", then a few seconds of silence, then with the chat again), and a late-night viewing of Toy Story 2, with two couples having sex in the back row. There were five people in the cinema...
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That can't be a very long film, just action sequences by my reckoning, that would make even less sense plot wise than the original
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However, while Jar Jar was lamentable, my actual pet hate with the film was that Greedo (Rodian) kid. You know the one, Anakin's friend.
What a c**t. Especially when Anakin wins the pod race and he does that stupid dance.
My God, I can't even watch that bit. After spending millions on CGI to create Jar Jar, the pod race sequence, Naboo, the end battles etc etc they resort to a kid in a very, very bad mask as Anakin's mate.
I cringe every time I see the little bastard. And every time Anakin yells 'Yippee!'
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RL is without a doubt a superb game. Its beauty is that despite being seriously difficult in places it appeals also to people who are not normally fans of the genre and is quite forgiving of shiteness (you just don't get medals). Above all, as someone said, it's the atmosphere that sucks you in. This has displaced monkeyball and Luigi on my machine for the time being, and will do for a while to come. And now I've finally got my RGB cable, it looks even better - 'cept now I can see the jaggies...
Best sitcom ever: Young Ones (followed closely by League of Gentlemen).
Jaffa Cakes: you may be able experience the ultimate pleasure in Scandinavia too if you get 'Lu' biscuits (a Danone brand I think) - they sell jaffaesque cakoids under the name 'Pims' - but be sure to get the orange ones!
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For me that was part of the problem - everything had that tacky fake CGI look to it, from the aliens to the space ships, all of which were horribly bright, gleaming and reflective. I prefer the models and muppets from the original trilogy, which had that nice "one not very careful owner" look to them.
"And every time Anakin yells 'Yippee!'"
Eugh, don't get me started...
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Agreed. I just rounded off my return trip to the original trilogy last night and had this view reconfirmed. However you could also see where the series was heading in Episode VI with those bloody Ewoks and all the 'light relief'...
I'm pretty sure the day will come in the not-too-distant future when the current obsession with CGI effects will look as cheesy as the old Ray Harryhausen plasticine dinosaurs. A classic film will never earn that status on effects alone, there's got to be a bit more to it, Episodes IV & V had that but none of the others imho...
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Ooooh, you're going to HATE Yoda come Thursday...
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Personally I don't see the problem. In ESB you know Yoda is being fisted by a puppeteer. In AOTC you know he was animated by a, er, animator. It looks different, but it isn't a problem (to me, at least).
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How can you remain objective about a film series that changed your life???
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Do the better looks from the RGB outweigh the jaggies? Even if its a close thing could you say as £20 means a lot to me
/me clutches wallet, snarls
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exactly, but is the loss in quality worth it (and vice versa)
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After all your eyesight is priceless...
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well there certainly is a difference not disputing that, but a difference you can wait until Christmas or your birthday for and put the 20 quid towards another game instead. At the end of the day the game's as much fun without it.
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Thing is, its not quite that simple as I have my DVD player using up the sole RGB slot on my telly (and very nice picture it gives too), but my GameCube is fine for me at the moment
Is it just me or are the 2 star destroyers you have to take out in the Battle of Endor much easier to kill than in Razor Rendezvous? also the handy way the game slants you so you can fly past whilst hammering the shield gens on both makes me miss with my torpedoes
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I've managed it several times now.
Have you found the proton torpedo upgrade yet? And the shield and laser upgrades as well? Makes it a hell of a lot easier.
I can email you if you'd like pointers as to where they are......
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you know where to find me
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But I bought the game and enjoyed it. And I'll go & see the film.
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Woohoo!!! ;o)
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Seeing it on Saturday. And I'll probably see it again in LA (oh, and Spiderman too!) ;o)
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Ive seen spiderman it's quite good. Special effects are ace.
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Spidey is the next on my list!
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Really looking forward to both.
Though as I'll be in LA I won't be able to post what I think of either for a week or so.
Don't miss me too much, guys ;o)
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Thanks for picking up on that ;o)
To be honest, it's my first time going so I'm quite excited!
Also, I was fishing for 'oh, Jesus, we'll miss your words of wisdom' which is what happened when you buggered off for a week...
Guess I'm not up to your level of stardom yet, eh? ;o)
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