PSP Roundup Review
Service, violence, spin and pot.
Version tested: PSP
Smash Court Tennis 3
- Publisher: Sony
- Developer: Namco
Just like all the other tennis games on the market, Smash Court Tennis 3 features the likenesses of various real-life tennis players such as Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal, or Maria Sharapova and Martina Hingis. Just like all the other tennis games, Smash Court Tennis 3 has got all the modes: arcade, pro tour, exhibition, challenge, and ad hoc multiplayer. And just like all the other tennis games, it's pretty decent. The characters are all pretty convincing. The game's technical presentation is first rate throughout, with various tennis courts, from skyscraper rooftops to palm beaches and English castles, all beautifully realised. There are some quirky mini-games, based on Pac-Man and Galaxians. And there's a pretty cool character creation and career mode.

So when it comes to distinguishing the game from all the other tennis games out there, it boils down, as you might expect, to the tennis, and that's where it comes off second best. Which is weird, because on first reflection, you might think that adding in a greater range of shots would be a good thing. It's just that next to the virtuosity of Virtua Tennis it all feels a bit over-complicated carrying them out. Instead of determining your shot by an open-ended system of position and timing, Smash Court Tennis adds a layer of predefined shots on top of that. While that increases the realism and tactical range in some respects, in other respects it makes the game feel much more stilted and, ultimately, less convincing than Sega's masterpiece. It also requires an insanely long series of tutorial lessons, some of which are surprisingly tough.
In the end, it's certainly decent enough, but it's not good enough to unseat Virtua Tennis from its position as the best game of tennis on the PSP.
7/10
The History Channel: Great Battles of Rome
- Publisher: Black Bean Games/The History Channel
- Developer: Slitherine Software/Atomic Planet
As you might surmise from the title, The History Channel: Great Battles of Rome is an attempt to straddle education and entertainment. It's a pretty straightforward realtime strategy game, punctuated, every so often, by semi-informative cut-scenes that are full of moody voiceovers, lots of close-ups of maps, dramatic angled footage of ancient architecture, and melodramatic re-enacments (or 'historical footage' as the press release would have it). None of them ever really tell you anything you didn't know, unless you didn't know anything about Roman history, but they're entertaining enough.

As for the actual entertainment part of the equation, that sees you start out by enforcing Rome's enlightened approach to government on some unruly farmers, before going on, if you've got the patience, to fight over 100 battles across three campaigns. Between battles you recruit, upgrade, and equip your troops. Before battles you position your troops on the battlefield and use a pretty clumsy menu to issue them with orders (like, Outflank, Envelop, Advance and Charge and so on). Then, during battles, you sit and watch. Specifically you watch your units quite happily sit and do nothing, even if their allies are being attacked. You can take direct control of your units, but only one at a time, and doing so switches off their AI so you'll need to keep controlling them, one at a time. And they're difficult to control, too. It's pretty laborious, and it would make the game more difficult if it weren't for the fact that the game is so easy.
Whatever orders you give your men, whatever terrain you deploy them across, none of it seems to matter. So the game ends up falling somewhere in the middle: it's not quite educational enough, nor entertaining enough. You'd be better off with a good history book, and a better strategy game.
5/10
World of Pool
World of Pool really does try to fit the whole world of pool in. It's got a hefty range of game types, including snooker and billiards, as well as 9-ball pool, UK and US 8-ball, and even pub rules. It's got a practice mode, arcade mode, exhibition matches and tournaments, and even, in a bid to capture the sleazy glamour of the pool circuit, a section where you can kit out your 'crib'. The real substance of the game is to be found in the World Tour mode, however, which is where you create a character, picking out his appearance, and working your way through tournaments and matches to unlock new bits and bobs for your crib.
Where the game really falls down is on the baize. Fundamentally, the pool itself - and the snooker, and the billiards - is so badly implemented that the game is no fun to play. Aiming is squirrelly and over-sensitive. It's difficult to aim where you want to because a tiny nudge on the analog nub will send your aim careering wildly across the table. A simple corner pot will see you desperately trying to line it up without overshooting, but failing miserably and having to start again from the other side. If it's a long pot, it'll also be a struggle just to see where you're aiming because the camera will do its best to give you the crappiest view of proceedings - including an overhead view that reduces the balls to pinpricks.
Judging the weight of your shots is just as bafflingly oversensitive, and you'll spend ages trying to caress the nub back to generate a moderate amount of power before you'll inevitably give up and subject yourself to its haphazard waywardness. Frankly, it doesn't feel finished, and no amount of furniture in your crib is enough to compensate.
2/10
Spinout
- Publisher: Ghostlight
- Developer: Icon Games
Take Super Monkey Ball and remove the monkeys. Replace the cutesy cheer with generic sci-fi stylings. Throw in a bit of damage to your now monkey-less ball whenever it hits something. Chuck in a few overcomplicated, convoluted mazes that lack the crisp polish and simple but challenging charms of Monkey Ball. Make these mazes difficult to navigate because of the rubbish camera controls. Voila. You're now left with Spinout. It's a game in which you steer a ball around successive mazes, trying not to fall off the edge or hit too many obstacles.

To reiterate: you steer a ball. Unlike Super Monkey Ball, in Spinout you control the ball and not the maze. You control that ball across an arcade mode that features an OutRun-style forking path, or a career mode that sees you completing batches of races to unlock further batches. In addition to those two main modes there's also a time trial mode, three multiplayer games and a disappointing bowling mini-game. Instead of aiming from a static position and determining the power of your throw before applying aftertouch, which is what you do in just about every other bowling game ever, Spinout's bowling sees you launch yourself down a ramp and hope you hit the pins. The steering and aiming are consequently less precise and the game feels more random.
And that sums up Spinout. By controlling the ball and not the maze, the game is instantly rendered much less interesting than Super Monkey Ball. It gets rid of the feather-light nuance of Super Monkey Ball's control system, and replaces it with a more clumsy and conventional platform game mechanic. That's fine, as far as it goes, it's just it never really feels like it goes far enough.
5/10
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Lets face it the PSP is a better media player than a games console! And that doesn't say a lot. Sony went for looks and a good spec on paper - it sounds great but in practice it gets more dissapointing the longer you have one.
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I agree - still a fun game to play and it looks really nice on the PSP screen
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Not my experience at all. In fact the media player is it's weakest feature - too big for an MP3 player, too small for a film player. The web browser's nice though.
/Goes back to playing the superb Outrun Coast to Coast
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To be honest I thought (and still think) that the best two games were available on launch (Hot Shots Golf and Lumines) and nothing since has come close.
If you're a gamer you go where the games are... hence, I now own a DS lite.
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I thought my sister was going to buy mine over the weekend but she bought it back and said it wasnt as good as she thought it would be.
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oops wrong thread
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See, dabo, you were doing so well up until there. And then you did exactly the same thing that you were complaining about for the rest of your post.
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They always wait for an average or mediocre game game to be reviewed, and then come out to convince themselves, as well as anyone foolish enough to believe their bullshit, that the PSP doesn't have any good games.
Where were you, trolls, when Tekken
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Usually saying that the PSP isn't worth getting for just one good game while conveniently ignoring all the many other good games out there.
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Not really been tempted by much else though. Ive had it for 2 years and thats all ive got for it. Tried MGS PO but couldnt get on with the controls.
Generally I use it to surf the web whilst on the toilet.
Its ok for watching video on whilst on the train/plane etc. but yeah, a lot of games for it are utter turds. waiting for the next syphon filter now. not much else exciting on the horizon IMO.
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My perspective on DS/PSP is almost the exact opposite of half the posters I encounter- the PSP has always been the safe bet, stuffed with good solid games, whereas the DS is still an outside contender. I will get one should FF:CC and DQIX prove irresistable (which they probably will) but not before.
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get the open firmware play PS1 games.. theirs at least 1 or 2 that are good lol.
ie: Einhander or RTYPE shootemp
play all the emulators SNES, MAME, SCUMM, NEO GEO
.. play streaming music from shoutcast or from your pc
then play all the good PSP games theres loads..
The latest gem is Dungeon maker hunting grounds else try Gurimin.
Or Puzzle Quest, Disgaea or FF tactics.. or Syphon Filter..
Infact take your anti psp bull and go away.
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Too many PSP games. DOES. NOT. COMPUTE.
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My other, homebrew-capable PSP hasn't been touched for ages - I can't get through all these great games as it is! The only game I finished so far is Loco Roco, although even there I haven't found all 20 loco rocos in all levels, which is really what it's all about after all.
There are several games in that list that for me make it worth owning a PSP for alone, and at the top of that list is Tekken. My girlfriend painted our work-room loco roco yellow on one wall with two loco roco posters on the others, lol.
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Seriously, EG, it's nice that you're trying to do this review job thoroughly and all, but surely putting any focus on this kind of leperous shelf-filler is as big a waste of your time and mental energy as it is ours?
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Sometimes we all wonder if this or that game might not be worth a try. In that sense, these shovelware overviews make some sense to me. I'm glad EG does them, even if the end result is that of predictably low scores... You just never know.
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Are there names for saying bad against every other console, or just these two ? Because during my gaming life, i've pretty much said something bad about all of them. It's called a fair opinion.
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But then, what if you're part of those other 10% who just want to experience different things on a handheld?
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Fixed. And yes, you are.
Anyway, PSP bashing is soooo last year. The Wii is currently the trolling console de jour
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The man goes on and on about the virtues of "casual gaming" (whatever that is) and even refers generically to greek philosophers, hoping that will give him some kind of wisdom label, while only serving as further proof of his lunacy.
It was such a delight to read his threads, always fighting the good fight!
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I'd also ask why not liking the PSP automatically makes you a Nintendo fan too, not to mention the point of genuinally liking one console more than the other anyway.
Edit: Just before anyone gets the wrong idea, i haven't actually said anything bad about the PSP, i was just questioning the process of arguments that go on in here.
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There is no 'process' to the arguments that go on here. its all silly shouting and chaos and that.
The fact is all handhelds are shit really cause people only ever play them in their own homes as they are scared of being mugged.
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Having imported it from Japan I now cant even trade the damn thing in at Gamestation. I think some people just get a bit too precious over their own preferences at times around here.
Im sure there are many great games and dont doubt its worth having if you spend time gaming in a place where you cant get at a ps3 or a 360 but I dont anymore now that I have rigged the misses up with a spare tv I can play games whenever the kids are asleep.
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It's fine to have an opinion on the console as a whole, not so fine to promote that opinion at the expense of any discussion of the review titles which ought to be the subject of this thread. Read Raya, biker_bob and Suttieb's initial posts.
I want to hear more about this Monkey-Ball-esque title. Anyone played it?
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Well Dabo, owning both consoles ( paid for with my hard earned money ) i'd feel entitled to express my opinion on both consoles, though i don't see how liking one console more than another would make me a "retard" or "Nintendo suck-up" etc.
And yeah, this is a PSP games review thread, but of course people are going to compare these PSP games to the games they have on their DS, that's how people make a ( mostly ) educated choice on what consoles to buy in the first place.
It may sometimes seem immature, but these aren't hardened games journalists, who are paid to speak their mind - they're merely console owners with an opinion.
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I assume that goes for everyone in the entire world then, based on the fact i haven't said a bad thing about either console since this thread began ?
My actual opinion is i'm no fan of either.
My heart belongs to SEGA. -wipes tear-
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7/10 a good start!!
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I expect all you DS owners to be trading in your machine for an N-Gage now, as clearly these round-ups present the absolute cream of the crop available on the system. Or perhaps you could find better things to do with your time than read reviews for a system you don't want, don't own anymore, or never owned in the first place.
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My faith in Sony is at an all time low, and has been since my PS2 started 'disc read error'ing in 2005.
This was followed by the PS3 bullshitting.
Then PSP disappointment - and the story continues.
Oh well. Seems like the PSP was my 2nd and last Sony console.
God Of War will be my last purchase, unless they really buck up their ideas.
I'm not impressed.
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That was probably the way it was the first few months the system was released.
Nowdays there are more great games for the system that most can afford or have the time to play. Atleast this is the case with me.
If you dont like the games, sell the console, find a new hobby such as joga and stop whining. Its not like anyone is going to miss your bitching. Cos then it just seems that gaming is not your thing.
Oh, and just to irritate I would like to point out that I sold my DS a few months ago. I used it about 10 times and my gf also got bored of it quite soon. Now thats a shitty system with shitty games but I did try to give it a change.
But back to topic: an article of couple of poor games hardly is a reason to judge the whole console and its library of games. But for a retard (again read: these DS-fanboys who keep trolling here) perhaps it is.
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???Aiming is squirrelly and over-sensitive.
???It's difficult to aim where you want to because a tiny nudge on the analog nub will send your aim careering wildly across the table.
You can hold the R Key to aim in small steps or the same with cursor keys !