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PSN Roundup Review

PlayStation 3 PSOne Retro Review by Dan Whitehead

28 January, 2008

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The PlayStation Network may not have hit the ground running, and the European updates are a sparse affair compared to our American and Asian cousins, but there's still much to praise. Quality over quantity seems to be the mantra, with few games troubling the lower regions of the score table, and the utterly reasonable price structure certainly helps in that regard. Pitched at the perfect "impulse purchase" pocket money level, even a forgettable mid-range offering can be bearable for the same price as a Happy Meal.

And with that, let's bite into the second part of the dangerously hot apple pie that is our PlayStation Store PSone roundup. Part one lives over there.

Destruction Derby

Popular upon its launch for the concept of actually encouraging you to smash up other racers, Reflections' debut PlayStation offering was an impressive calling card for both console and developer. Then best known for the pretty vacant Shadow of the Beast platform series on the Amiga, Destruction Derby realigned Reflections as the home of physics-based fender-crunching car action, niftily setting the scene for Driver three years later.

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He's misunderstood.

It's not exactly generous in the options department - only a handful of cars and tracks, with little in the way of unlockables - but with twenty cars roaring around at the same time, battering each other into scrap, it's clear that variety was never going to be the game's main draw. For those who prefer straight racing, you can opt for Stock Car mode in which taking pole position is the key to victory, but most will understandably choose Destruction Derby mode. You still race around the same tracks but now earn points by inflicting damage on other cars. Wreckin' Racing is a combination of the two, with points for both position and damage caused.

Much like its descendant, Flatout, the most fun can be had in the free-for-all festival of carnage that is The Bowl, where cars simply speed around an open arena and try to be the last one unwrecked. Making good on the promise of simple, accessible vehicular violence, even the chunky graphics and clunky AI can't take the shine off such an immediately appealing concept.

Destruction Derby hasn't aged as well as I'd hoped - shrewd players will soon figure out the exploits to easily beat the CPU racers - but smashing cars never seems to get old. Certainly a game you'll be happy to have on your hard drive for those cathartic ten-minute gaming blasts.

8/10

Kula World

Not, as you might think, a theme park game endorsed by briefly-famous posh rock combo Kula Shaker but a puzzle game in the rolling-a-ball-around sub-genre. In fact, it's pretty much a dead ringer for Marble Blast Ultra and Switchball on Xbox Live Arcade, only with less swanky physics to muck about with.

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Screenshots like this do weird things to us. Although not while we have our strength.

My memory tells me (and Wikipedia reassures me) that it was also one of the first games to make use of that quaint old rumble feature. But who cares about Olde Worlde rubbish like that, eh?

You roll a beach ball around a series of increasingly mind-bending aerial mazes, balancing along thin blocks, rolling around to the other side in order to reach new power-ups and items, before trundling to the exit. Hazards along the way threaten to burst or otherwise deflate your progress.

There's also a two-player option, with a fairly bog standard time trial and the rather amusing Simon Says silliness of Copycat mode. That's pretty much it, but then simplicity in a puzzle game is usually a sign of greatness.

Okay, it's not quite greatness in this case, but this is still a fine and oft-overlooked gem from the dustier corners of the PSone cupboard. For the price, it's well worth a look.

7/10

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Azazel
28/01/08 @ 14:09
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Destruction Derby! First PS1 game I owned I think... or one of the first. A lot of fun it was.
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28/01/08 @ 14:14
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Kula World is great. A PSOne game I regreted trading in, then couldn't find for love nor money. Now I have it in portable format for £3.49 - bargain!
Triggerhappytel
28/01/08 @ 14:14
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DD2 was much better, though. I think the series went a bit toilet after that.

And 7/10 for Kula World?! Wasn't that game massively awesome?
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28/01/08 @ 14:17
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i think they should release ridge racer hd, a full version of the demo that came with ridge racer 4

that game was ace :)
Wyrm
28/01/08 @ 14:19
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Kula Shaker are brilliant, new album is sexy.
dirigiblebill
28/01/08 @ 14:21
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I may have to pick up that there Populous. Do the controls handle better or worse on the PSP? And how does it perform? Plenty of slowdown in the original, iirc.
Cyhwuhx
28/01/08 @ 14:31
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.::: That's the worst Kula World review ever. Which is insane considering some of its XLA clones scored higher!
samaran
28/01/08 @ 14:39
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will someone please tell me if g-police is as great as i remember goddammit!

also, kula world is pretty much the greatest game ever made.
Psiloc
28/01/08 @ 14:46
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Klonoa please.

@samaran

If you're like me, what you won't remember is the terrible draw distance which does kinda ruin it.
Der_tolle_Emil
28/01/08 @ 14:56
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DD2 was much better, though. I think the series went a bit toilet after that.

After that? I thought there only were the two Destruction Derby games. Well, there was DD64, that's true, and that was indeed a bit weak.

I had DD2 for the PC and enjoyed it however I never managed to do the races where you had to spin opponents etc. to get points - so eventually I ended up playing only the real races and the arenas but they were great fun. And the music was great too!
MrChuckles
28/01/08 @ 15:02
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DD was the only game that came near to Supercars 2 for tactical driving. Both of them were VERY easy to drive, but the game was trying to avoid all the chaos going on the track around you. SC2 were mines and rockets and DD smashed cars. Although Flat out is a great looking game, i do hark back to a basic oval with no 'real super physics', and just ability to piledrive enemies into stationary vehicles... class.
Greebo
28/01/08 @ 15:13
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Just got a PS3 and was wondering, if I want to play one of these on PSP, is it played over the remote play thing, or can I copy it to memory card on the PSP?

Secondly, does it tell you how much free space will be required on the card if that's the way it works?

GamesProgrammer
28/01/08 @ 15:17
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@Greebo PS1 games can be copied over or played via remote play, your choice
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28/01/08 @ 15:22
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@GamesProgrammer

Ahh nice one. Thanks!
Mr_V
28/01/08 @ 15:25
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"pretty vacant"?

Wow, just be thankful the Amiga faithful are so few in number these days…
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28/01/08 @ 15:38
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I have a dirty secret. I used to love Hardcore 4x4 on my Saturn.
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28/01/08 @ 15:39
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@ samaran

G-Police was one of my favourite games on the PSone and I still played it quite a lot after I got my PS2. Haven't played it for a few years but I reckon it'll still hold its own.
wayn3h^!
28/01/08 @ 15:39
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Kula World!! Along with FFVII this was my favourite game on the PS1.
dirigiblebill
28/01/08 @ 15:43
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I may have to pick up that there Populous. Do the controls handle better or worse on the PSP? And how does it perform? Plenty of slowdown in the original, iirc.

/beseeching look
Krelle
28/01/08 @ 15:46
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Those PSN round-ups are quite silly. A real "how to give old games high scores"-fest.
Ive played most, or all, of the games thats bein reviewed in the roundups, and 90% of them didnt even deserv a score like that ~10 years ago.
Der_tolle_Emil
28/01/08 @ 16:07
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Krelle, of course you are right. You're opinion is so much more worth than everyone else's so I guess it's just fair that noone else is entitled to their opinion. I hope the EG staff and the comments of fellow visitors didn't upset you too much so early in the week. Apologies, and please let us know if you have yet another genius insight of what we should enjoy and what not.
Super_Zee
28/01/08 @ 16:42
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Kula World is fantastic - still one of my favourite games.
Zaltan
28/01/08 @ 16:46
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Did the reviewer get through the whole of Kula World?
ecureuil
28/01/08 @ 16:54
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Christ.. Hardcore 4x4, I remember that! I'd completely forgotten it existed until just now, but it was a game I played a fair bit when it came out, because I didn't have (and couldn't afford) and other games. I remember it being a bit rubbish though.
Hughes.
28/01/08 @ 17:31
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Populous still slows down like a bastard, even on the PS3.

Kula World getting a worse score than DD?

Yeah, okay. I know where I'll be filing that.
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28/01/08 @ 17:42
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Populous: The Beginning on the PC was by far my favouritist Populous game of all, and one of my favourite RTS games too.

I had no idea it ever came out on PS. It's probably not as good though.
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28/01/08 @ 17:56
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Cheers Hughes. I wasn't hugely bothered by the slowdown on the PS1 version, so will defo put Populous on my to-do list :)
Nithron
28/01/08 @ 18:01
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My God, I had forgotten just how bad games looked back then

They look a bit like Crysis on my PC
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Metalfish
28/01/08 @ 18:10
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Girlfriend loves Kula World lots. I'm rubbish at it.
cherrylocke
28/01/08 @ 18:31
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Kula World is one of the rarest and expensive games on ebay for PS1 I think it goes for £70!!

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28/01/08 @ 19:43
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Oooh that takes me back. I was at the N2O launch party, many moons ago! In Ladbroke Grove, if memory serves. Fun times!
Cyclone
28/01/08 @ 19:49
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Where the hell is Colony Wars? It was supposed to be released before Christmas. Wouldn't mind seeing Porsche Challenge sometime soon either.
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28/01/08 @ 21:38
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still no everyday shooter for the uk?
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28/01/08 @ 22:04
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Please EG if you speak to anyone at EU PSN say the word...



K.U.R.U.S.H.I


Link just incase anyone's forgotten how amazing this game is
wowami
28/01/08 @ 22:49
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kula world was a PS classic... great to see its been revived
ilmaestro
29/01/08 @ 00:58
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Could I quickly rewrite one of these reviews for you? Here goes:

KULA.

WORLD.

KULA ****ING WORLD.

10/10

Thank you.
3william56
29/01/08 @ 03:28
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"will someone please tell me if g-police is as great as i remember goddammit!"

I've still got the PS1 discs (and GP2), and bring them out now and then. For it's time it's still a mind boggling technical achievement, but obviously the draw distance (even with the wire frames of GP2) is a shock after a quick buzz around WarHawk and the like. But just believe that the darkness is pretty much inevitable beyond Jupiter (costs too much to import the lightbulbs), and adjust accordingly, and it still works - ish.

The story, cut scenes, weapons, sound design, explosions, and general *style* still rock, and the entirely open massive cities ages before GTA, and battles with a dozen or so friends and foe shooting the heck out of each other are amazing. Is still b*stard hard too. It may look like it's made of Lego at times, but it still plays well (and if you need a single player practice for WarHawk dogfights, tactics I picked up in GP years ago still work on da n00bs).

If there's any forgotten PS1 franchise screaming out for a next gen makeover, now that the machines can do the concept justice, it's GP. Though maybe the thinly veiled dig at Microsoft (years ahead of it's time again!) might be why it's not been redone. I did see a very early PS3 development list show a next gen GP (on IGN - cough) and got all excited, but it dissapeared shortly after.

Come on Sony - a simple re-skin of WarHawk (Omega Dawn could almost be a GP dome), add some sandbox single player missions, and bob's yer uncle - 10/10 easy.

Hypervelocity missiles - best weapon evah!
dirigiblebill
29/01/08 @ 09:31
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In all honesty I'd never noticed the Nanosoft/Microsoft thing till now. Durrrrh :)

If there's any forgotten PS1 franchise screaming out for a next gen makeover, now that the machines can do the concept justice, it's GP.

So fucking true it should be leather-bound and proclaimed in churches. One of the Guerrilla guys was pretty keen on the idea, if I remember right, so who knows what they'll get up to once they're shot of Killzone 2?
rogueJT
29/01/08 @ 12:49
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I just registered an account especially to say that that Kula World review was quite frankly the stupiest thing I have ever read.
It's was a 10/10 when it was released, 10/10 when it was selling for so high on eBay, 10/10 now, and 10/10 for all eternity.

Comparing the game to Marble Blast Ultra (whilst enjoyable) is like comparing chess to draughts.

Eurogamer has gone down significantly in my opinion after that 7/10 bollocks.
Triggerhappytel
29/01/08 @ 14:07
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@ Der_tolle_Emil - not including DD64 there was two others; Destruction Derby Raw and Destruction Derby Arenas. I'm pretty sure they were all shit, though. Although the series is screaming out for a next-gen revamp. Imagine Destruction Derby as developed by Bugbear - surely a winner!

Also, I totally echo the G-Police love - definitely the second best space-shooter series, after X-Wing/TIE Fighter. It is also screaming out for a next-gen update, but a continuation rather than a remake - I want to know what happened at the end of G-Police 2 when they chased Grice to Mars.

Fucking love this series, and it's still awesome today.
Krelle
29/01/08 @ 15:42
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Der_tolle_Emil:
Wow, man, take a chill pill.
I stated MY opinion on a message board. If I would have added "IMHO" at the beginning would you then had realized that it was just my opinion and that I did in no way try to push my opinions onto someone else?

I mean, just becouse I didnt agree with you, that means I try to _change_ your opinion, and everyone elses aswell? Get over yourself pl0x

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