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PSN Roundup Review

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Review by Dan Whitehead

4 February, 2008

Like an enormous bag of anvils sliding down a hill, the PlayStation Store is starting to gather momentum - well, at least as far as retro downloads are concerned. After a sporadic few months of drip-drip PSone offerings, things seem to be settling into something resembling a regular service, with another trio of worthy games showing their adorable faces this week, all at GBP 3.49.

Motorhead

Overlooked by many when it was released in 1998, this semi-futuristic racer from Digital Illusions (them what did Pinball Dreams and Battlefield) is actually something of an unsung classic. Inevitably overshadowed by the more hyped blockbuster racers of the time, you'd be wise to splash a few quid in its direction while you wait for Rage Racer or Gran Turismo to show up on the Store.

Ten cars and eight tracks await you, all carrying a rather downbeat dystopian flavour. This isn't futuristic racing a la Wipeout or Rollcage, but more like a traditional racing game set in a Robocop-style near-future. The cars are sporty, but not ludicrously sci-fi in appearance. Tracks, meanwhile, make cunning use of real world features like bridges and tight tollbooth bottlenecks to spice things up rather than corkscrews and silly ramps.

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It's fast and amazingly smooth for a 32-bit game, with very little pop-up and some night time lighting effects that could actually be called subtle. The handling is arcadey, but with just enough realism to convince you that tyres are spinning on tarmac as you screech round the bends. Compared to the rather insipid Hardcore 4x4, Zoo Digital's last trinket from the old Gremlin treasure chest, this is a vast improvement.

Motorhead could have vanished without trace into the murky sludge of gaming history, and if digital distribution means that a few more deserving games get a second chance, I'm all for it.

Please can I make an Ace of Spades reference now? [No - Ed] I hate you.

8/10

Fade to Black

Of course, just as another turn in the spotlight can remind us of great games we never knew existed, so it can reveal the blotchy skin and acne scars of games we held dear. All of which is a rather stupid way of saying that Fade to Black, the Flashback sequel that many gamers hold up as one of the great 3D adventures, looks a bit wonky in 2008.

Don't worry, Delphine fans, I'm not about to slag the game off for its clunky visuals - pioneering games always tend to suffer by comparison once we've moved on and take their innovations for granted - but for anyone harbouring rose-tinted memories of an unassailable classic, the experience can be jarring.

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Unlike its prequel, Fade to Black is a full 3D over-the-shoulder action-adventure set in a ruthless space prison. Released on the PC in 1995, and ported to the PlayStation in 1996, there's no faulting the ambition. Sadly, while many of the things the game attempts are now commonplace, these early attempts to grasp the potential of 3D action come hampered with overly complicated interaction options and awkward control. Targeting is fussy, while the camera suffers from all the issues you'd expect from this vintage.

Scrape away that fossil layer though, and you find an epic adventure that is still fantastically rich in atmosphere and story. A prototype of sorts for games like Mass Effect, if you like. In that regard, Fade to Black really is as good as you remember and, if you can forget all you've learned about third-person gaming over the last decade, it's certainly worth making the effort to explore it.

7/10

Theme Hospital

Sticking with the "great game, shame about the hardware" motif, here's another title where some fantastic gameplay is obscured by unfortunate technical grumbles. Although, in this case, they're the same grumbles we made in 1997.

Bullfrog's devilishly daft medical management game was always a wobbly fit on the PlayStation, and the intervening years have done little to change this. In fact, given that this sort of game now sits just as happily on a joypad as a mouse, the stiff controls here are even more obvious than ever.

As the name suggests, it's very much Theme Park with sick people, as you buy new facilities and slot them into your available space in the most efficient manner possible. It's here that the restrictions of the hardware come into play, since the rigid viewpoints and unclear angles can make precise placement a right old fumble. And since precision is vital in designing an effective hospital, you'll always be battling against the game just to get things done.

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But again, as with Fade to Black, there's a pretty wonderful game hiding behind the hiccups. Rather than take a literal blood-and-bandages approach, the game plays for laughs, with a variety of comedy ailments - such as Bloaty Head - waiting to be cured. In Theme Park the aim was to entice as many people through the gate as possible, but that dynamic is reversed here - you're getting floods of "customers" whether you like it or not. Making space for them to wait, and curing them quickly, is the goal and this can't help but make the game skew more towards a frantic puzzle vibe the longer you play. There really isn't much time to ponder the price of the vending machines when you have fifteen patients with The Squits clogging up the corridors.

As fun as it is, Theme Hospital was always a tough nut to crack and the awkward joypad controls compound that problem. I absolutely applaud the way that Sony are uploading games outside of the expected racing/fighting/shooting genres, but buyer beware - this one can be a frustrating experience.

7/10

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Fyzzu
04/02/08 @ 07:30
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Good lord. I wasn't expecting to be reminded of Fade to Black today. Now there's a real unexpected blast from the past.
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04/02/08 @ 07:50
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Loved Fade to Black. Heck loved all three of these. But onPC.
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Loved Fade To Black back in the day.It would probably drive me insane if I tried to replay it though.
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Motorhead was, and probably still is, awesome.
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Any idea what happened to Theme Hospital; i bought it off the PSN on its release - but went to tell a mate about it and its not there for him; also it doesn't show for me anymore on the store
DanWhitehead
04/02/08 @ 08:27
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I'm not near my PS3 to check, but Theme Hospital is definitely still on the PSN Store website.

http://store.playstation.com/store/produ...
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04/02/08 @ 08:28
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Wait, I remember - once you've bought something, it vanishes from the Store. Not sure why your friend can't see it though.
Ceatlan
04/02/08 @ 08:35
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Man I was only thinking the other day how I loved Motorhead, it was and still is one of my favourite racing games of all time. I wonder if my old PC version will still run on my PC these days ?
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Any idea what happened to Theme Hospital; i bought it off the PSN on its release - but went to tell a mate about it and its not there for him; also it doesn't show for me anymore on the store

I don't know why your mate can't see it but in your case, anything you buy from the store is removed from the main menu. To avoid clutter with things you've already bought, I imagine.
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I'm tempted by Theme Hospital but, after all these years, I still haven't managed to put more than half-an-hour into the PC version. Better not.
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04/02/08 @ 09:45
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another fade to black fan here! Suddenly Resident evil 4 isn't so influential as I now remember that this is where that camera over the shoulder shooting originated!

I wonder why they never made a re-make. This game's story would easily stand up today. Especially the finale with the escape :)
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04/02/08 @ 10:03
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7/10 for Theme Hospital yet 8/10 for the pish Motorhead?

Are you insane!?

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04/02/08 @ 10:29
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f2b w00t!
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04/02/08 @ 10:33
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Seconding Motorhead is awesome, it's almost enough to make me buy a PS3!


(not really of course, I have it on PC.)
OnlyMe
04/02/08 @ 10:35
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Being a hardcore Flashback fan, I can't believe they messed up so badly with Fade to Black. But then I didn't play it when it was new. I seem to remember it getting rather bad reviews as well.

Anyway, I'm still bitter that Motorhead isn't available on the norwegian Playstation Store. There's absolutely no fucking reason it's not! What the hell?!
Darren
04/02/08 @ 10:59
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Got to say that I love the fact that Sony price their PSone games at £3.49, that's half the price Nintendo are asking for their N64 games and they're both from the same generation of hardware.
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04/02/08 @ 11:04
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Motorhead was, and probably still is, awesome.

QFT! I still listen to the soundtrack as well (call me sad). One of the few racing games to have a great feeling of atmosphere.

-wolfman
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04/02/08 @ 12:01
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I'm afraid to play Fade to Black, as I loved it back in the day and want to keep the memory intact. Even the best games date over the years, and FtB is pretty ancient these days. I'm not sure the experience would be a pretty one, or least it would not match expectations.

Its like when you see an obituary listing, but the photo is one taken in the 1930s when said deceased person was all young and beautiful/hansome in their officer's dress uniform with all medals and a coronation day smile.... err, but in games form.

"Remember the way i was, not.... like THIS" etc.
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04/02/08 @ 12:43
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I never realised that the "DICE" of Battlefield fame were actually the same Digital Illusions that did Pinball Dreams. Must be one of the very few developers to actually survive from that era (although they were acquired by EA only relatively recently).
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04/02/08 @ 18:02
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Warning; a cheat is running the hospital.

Hospital administrator is cheating!
Feanor
04/02/08 @ 18:07
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The thing I like about Motorhead is that it's all about the game, and how you play it.
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04/02/08 @ 19:58
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Imo Motorhead was and still is a 10/10. Rally miss those hours of practise before the races. Ayone remotely interested in racing games should pick this one up. Should work even better on the psn than the pc though, im certain this game should have stayed alive a whole lot longer if it wasnt for the (same old story) that it turned out that the fps you could squeeze out of your cpu seriously affected you laptimes. Amazing community. Damn it, now you've made me all nostalgic.
/Merc
jonsaan
04/02/08 @ 21:06
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All the PS1 games I've tried look great on PSP!
JOHNTIKIS
05/02/08 @ 12:28
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Delphine did a fantastic job with Another World & Flashback ,but as i can recall,Fade to black was a really ugly bitch even on 1996 standards
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05/02/08 @ 12:29
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Motorhead... Now that's a game... Music by Olaf Gustafsson (if I remember correctly) was incredible, but the whole style of the game was unbeatable. The night races had a completely unique feel to them.

Actually I believe if they just "remixed" into HD (see Rez HD and WipeOut HD) it would still look and play great.

Please, DICE? Please!
JOHNTIKIS
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DICE also did the amazing Rallisport series.They should make a next-gen rally sim,since DiRT turned out to be a flop

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