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The Orange Box Comments by Kristan Reed

10 October, 2007

Bananas box, more like.

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jaydeluxe
10/10/07 @ 10:19
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Surely first game(s) to ever get 27 out of 10!
Wash
10/10/07 @ 10:19
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@Egster

360 release schedule disagrees, past and upcoming.
Madafunkola
10/10/07 @ 10:23
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@jaydeluxe

27 out of 30... :P
Ace_McCloud
10/10/07 @ 10:24
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"@ afghan_jones : you must like FPS games or else you'll be playing nothing these past and upcoming months. Yeah great console the xbox 360."

I'll field that one: /initiate sarcasm. Yeah you're right, there's nothing else to play on 360, it's a rubbish console, Mass Effect looks crap too. What have I done!!??

/Sarcasm off. Dick.
UncleLou
10/10/07 @ 10:25
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Can console fanboys just for once shut up?
Thank you.
keyboardmonkey
10/10/07 @ 10:26
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I maybe missing something here, but do they all come on one disc ?
It's impressive if so seeing as a few people have commented about the lack of storage on the DVD format for the x360.
Hank Scorpio
10/10/07 @ 10:28
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Aaaaarrggghh so excited about this. Never got to play HL2, so can't wait to see what the fuss is all about!
Rev. Stuart Campbell
10/10/07 @ 10:28
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I suppose it's too much to even ask if the controls are properly configurable, ie feature a "legacy" option?
TonyCocaCola
10/10/07 @ 10:29
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I probably wont play the games, i just wanna play with the big box it comes in. It does come in a box right?
symmetry
10/10/07 @ 10:31
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Yes and I believe it's blue or something.
Mentalist(air)
10/10/07 @ 10:32
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I probably wont play the games, i just wanna play with the big box it comes in. It does come in a box right?


No, It just features a minigame Fight Night clone with bowler-hatted men from Northern Ireland slugging it out on July 12th.
Lov3
10/10/07 @ 10:34
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Nice, a well deserved 10 for once, i'm sure most people will agree.

One very minor quibble though - no CSS for console owners? (doesn't affect me, just wondering why not)
Ace_McCloud
10/10/07 @ 10:34
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How big is this "orange box" going to be? Can I order it online with out worry of it not fitting through the post box?
afghan_jones
10/10/07 @ 10:36
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"@ afghan_jones : you must like FPS games or else you'll be playing nothing these past and upcoming months. Yeah great console the xbox 360."

I'll field that one: /initiate sarcasm. Yeah you're right, there's nothing else to play on 360, it's a rubbish console, Mass Effect looks crap too. What have I done!!?? "


Also, skate, Assassains Creed, PGR4 all very busy not being FPS's in the least.

Oh, and yes, I do like FPS's, and I think its clear from recent review scores that 360 FPS's are actually really fucking good.

Good old Fanboyism. Every now and then its really satisfying to just argue like a complete wally. (Especially when your chosen console is clearly 'teh win' at the minute. ROFL on that, bitches!)
The Bodybuilder
10/10/07 @ 10:40
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Me buy, me buy.

Don't care much for TF, as I'm not a fan of class playing (halo 3 will supply my multiplayer needs.).

Still wished this had co-op, but 30hrs of singleplayer will do me nicely.
Steroyd
10/10/07 @ 10:44
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awe nuts I bought an Xbox for this... but it got delayed to the point that I sold my xbox before it released, was happy to find out it was coming to PS3 but now I have next to no money.

EG you make my life hard... very very hard. :(
SomaticSense
10/10/07 @ 10:45
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Seeing as how EG always say that XBLA scores should be taken as relative to the price of full games. Does this mean that, as 5 games for the same price of one, each one scoring 10/9/9/9/9, then the score should realistically be taken as effectively 41, and not actually a 10?

Best gaming bargain ever.
DrDamn
10/10/07 @ 10:45
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So where are all the people bleating about how no game deserves a 10/10? Could it be that this is also coming out on your console of choice and therefore maybe it's one of those "exceptions"? :)

Ludicrous value. Might well save it for a rainy release day though, depends on number of friends playing TF2 I guess. Lots of other online stuff taking up my gaming time currently.
MattDamon
10/10/07 @ 10:47
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Is that the PS3 fanboys line of choice at the moment is it - "360 only has FPS".

Wise up guys. All of EA's sports titles are on both platforms, so is PES2008, the WWE game, Virtua Fighter 5 and so will GTA4. 360 also has the Guitar Hero game.

The 360 is better than PS3 just now because of Gears, Bioshock, Halo 3, a lower price tag, earlier release dates, a company that isn't changing it's strategy every day.

Other than that there's not much in it.
The_Inquisitor
10/10/07 @ 10:48
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For someone (like me) who hasn't played Half Life 2 before, it's gonna be great.
zuljin
10/10/07 @ 10:48
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@SomaticSense
"God forbid Valve doing something like this, because £40-50 games are in no way a rip-off at all....."

On a similar note:

http://www.play.com/Games/PC/4-/3321114/...

Awesome game, £13. Sh*t hot work pc, £0.
monkie_king
10/10/07 @ 10:49
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@Egster: "what a surprise, the sun is shining. oh, great, it's a lovely day outside. i expect people will be going out and enjoying themselves. typical."

give it a rest.
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SomaticSense
10/10/07 @ 10:51
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"you must like FPS games or else you'll be playing nothing these past and upcoming months. Yeah great console the xbox 360."

Yeah, and the Mega Drive and SNES were crap consoles as well, what with all the platform games on there.....

/sarcasm off
SomaticSense
10/10/07 @ 10:52
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Wow! Is that the Matt Damon?

Or are you his stalker?

Hmmm :\
mazzl
10/10/07 @ 10:53
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bioshock, skate, halo3, orangebox, pgr4

all realy nice releasses. i do agree with the drewling mob here that the price is right
:)

now i only need time to play games.....
MattDamon
10/10/07 @ 10:55
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@somatic sense

Maaaaat Daaaaammmmooonn
Pirotic
10/10/07 @ 10:59
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Heh, this must be the first 10/10 everybody simply has to agree on. Good to see an orange box review as well as the seperate games.
kelly's_h
10/10/07 @ 10:59
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This really sucks, I already bought Bioshock and Halo 3, where the hell am I supposed to get the cash for this game, and I'm really burning to get it.
projectmayhem
10/10/07 @ 11:00
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at least this 10/10 is deserved. *nod to halo3 review*
Xerx3s
10/10/07 @ 11:02
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No. Available on Steam from today on, and if you had pre-ordered, you would have saved 5US$ and been playing TF2 for a few weeks. :)

And yes, you need to buy HL2 and EP1 again (as they are included, whether you want them or not), and no, it's still not a ripoff (before the usual whining suspects appear again).


Yeah, saw it on steam. Not interested in DD though. Not for that kind of money anyway.
skillian
10/10/07 @ 11:03
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In terms of visuals, Valve has managed to get all elements of the package running in full 1080p, with full detail, and no hint of frame-rate loss.

All games in the package are 1080p?! That's one hell of an achievement if the textures, effects etc. really do look as good as their PC counterparts.
LeD
10/10/07 @ 11:05
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Another slap in the terminally delayed PS3's face. Getting the game a month after everybody else, muchos ouches! Aie aie aie!
SomaticSense
10/10/07 @ 11:09
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"OMFG read like a 9.9999 recurring rather than a 10/10!

RUBBESH!
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Yeah, I agree, the score system is properly fucked. Definitely read more like a 9.9999 recurring.

Sort it EG.
Magic Panda
10/10/07 @ 11:09
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The cake is a lie
MattDamon
10/10/07 @ 11:11
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Read like a pie to the power of three to me
disc
10/10/07 @ 11:12
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Peggle Extreme is a demo, force demo on you. I'd say that's a bit of a trap actually.
Carrybagma
10/10/07 @ 11:14
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Best retail gaming package of all time? What astonishing value.

I'm gob-smacked by it apparently being in 1080p too. Can someone confirm this?

I've got the 1080p and the surround - I just need a copy of this an a 360 to be deliriously happy. I've put off playing HL2 for years, waiting until I got a decent PC sorted out in order to enjoy it at it's best - this package makes it worth the wait. My crap PC lives to cough another day.
monkie_king
10/10/07 @ 11:17
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I'd be more put off the PS3 version by the horrible floppy weightless analogue sticks. Hopefully it'll support USB mouse/keys.

I think it's about time MS relented a bit and let 360 have mouse support too. They kept it off the original Xbox to prevent the "LOL! it's just a PC in a box!" image, and a slew of half-arsed PC ports. Think that danger has passed now.

That said, the left-hand of an FPS is better on a controller. WASD doesn't really do it for me, and triggers and d-pads beat remembering 14 keybindings. Maybe I need one of those nerd mice with about 32 buttons.
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JayeM
10/10/07 @ 11:20
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I have no money! :'(
Darren
10/10/07 @ 11:21
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@Penguin_Overlord - You're forgetting that the 10/10 Oblivion was also released on the PS3 so technically that was its first top-scoring game. ;)
monkie_king
10/10/07 @ 11:23
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Does anyone else keep reading "RFOM" as "ROFL"?
zuljin
10/10/07 @ 11:23
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@headbog
"Besides, FPSs are what sell consoles these days. The are the platform games of modern times. Immersive."

*cough*fifatopofchartsagain*cough*
Vin
10/10/07 @ 11:26
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Mint. The old Xbox version still rocks major nutsack, so i'm totally sold on this.
MattDamon
10/10/07 @ 11:26
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@headbog

Yeah, I agree.

FPS is to this age what platform games were to the 90s.

Darren
10/10/07 @ 11:27
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Oh god I hate to say this I really do... but screenshots I've seen from the 360 version of Half-Life 2 look a little... ummm... jaggy like it doesn't use AA - check out the screenshots in the reviews - so hearing that the game runs at 1080p seems to explain why, i.e. AA has been dropped in favour of a higher rendering resolution. I'm glad my HDTV has 1080p support if this is true, hopefully it'll look fine when downscaled to 1360x768.
Dizzy
10/10/07 @ 11:31
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As expected.

10 number 3 on the 360? Unprecedented?

Will be getting this on 360 AND PC ;) Yea I am crazy but I would like to play against my PC buddies and my 360 friends.
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zuljin
10/10/07 @ 11:34
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@headbog
Define "sell consoles". If by that you mean people buy consoles for fps, then I know plenty of people that bought a console just for Fifa.

And sorry, but I honestly don't think Metroid would even come close to a bestseller on Wii. I don't mean that in a negative way, just that theres plenty of other games I usually hear mentioned way before MP.
SomaticSense
10/10/07 @ 11:35
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Am I the only person who couldn't give a fuck about jaggies?

I mean I see them, but I really couldn't care less.
Wayne
10/10/07 @ 11:35
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Question: is there any combat in Portal? Or is it 100% puzzle game?
Kiigan
10/10/07 @ 11:36
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Now everyone go buy it, and stop buying Fifa and Juiced and junk like that.

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