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2 August, 2002

Review - Holy super hero action-strategy game, Batman

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sam_spade
02/08/02 @ 13:50
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I have to agree that FF is an excellent game. But what does bother me, is why it took so long for it too arrive on European shores?

Most of my friends have *obtained* a copy of the game and played it through to the end several months ago. Now while I don't advocate copying I can understand people taking the opportunity to take a copy if offered, especially when you have such a long period between releases. The same with Sim Golf really. I'd be surprised if either of these two hit the top ten.
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Khab
02/08/02 @ 13:57
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Um, didn't this arrive, like, four months ago?
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 14:01
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Higher. Score. Than. Halo.

Discuss.
mouse [staff]
02/08/02 @ 14:01
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Completely. Different. Game. To. Halo.

Get. Over. It.
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 14:05
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I. Dont. Give. A. Monkeys. Either.

Go. To. Pub. Three. Days. Til. Monday.

mouse [staff]
02/08/02 @ 14:10
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Oh, I'm planning on it after the couple of weeks I've had :)
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 14:17
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South coast beach area, toes in the warm sand, cool breeze coming in off the waves, sun setting, ice cold beer, condensation running down the glass, and a nice lady.

And no loud w@nkers or mobile usage within a 5 mile radius.
sam_spade
02/08/02 @ 14:20
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Going into rehab Nemesis?
ssuellid
02/08/02 @ 14:24
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"And no loud w@nkers or mobile usage within a 5 mile radius."

Mobile phone blocker for £20 with a 3 metre range:-

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/CGIBIN/PRIAMLNK.CGI?CNO=1&MP=
PRDUPD^GIN132&STNO=ST00772&WHAT=info



Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 14:26
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Maybe after tonight ;-)

Regrettably I'm not smoking any more and, as any reformed smoker will tell you, going for a beer is a killer.
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 14:27
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Ssuellid I want one of those!

Whizzo
02/08/02 @ 14:29
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I must buy one of those! 20 quid for peace and quiet, that's a small price to pay! :-D
ssuellid
02/08/02 @ 14:34
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Also worth getting from iwantoneofthose.com is their glow in the dark keyrings. They give out enough light to find the keyhole at night, they do not need charging, they last for ten years.
otto [mod]
02/08/02 @ 14:37
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glow in the dark keyrings. They give out enough light to find the keyhole at night, they do not need charging, they last for ten years.

You keep one of those in your trouser pocket, don't come bleating to me about infertility problems...
ssuellid
02/08/02 @ 14:42
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It is a worry when the keyrings are marked "Cannot to be sold in the US" - saying that the yanks feed arsenic to their chickens.
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 14:43
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Still, if from prolonged pocket storage, it makes Mr Percy glow in the dark..........

101 uses. Never miss again! Works in any sitation! Worried about retina burnout from switching toilet lights on at 2am? Worry not? New Improved GlowWorm! Never buy another toilet carpet ever again!
otto [mod]
02/08/02 @ 14:45
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Isn't this where Gestalt comes in with his "that's quite enough" line?
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 14:48
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I'm surprised they haven't had a superhero with one yet...

(pulls it back on topic)
Whizzo
02/08/02 @ 14:54
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it makes Mr Percy glow in the dark
There's a comedy film from a while back where fluorescent condoms had just been launched, ends up with two light sabre like objects in total darkness when a bloke finds his wife's lover hiding in a closet when he comes home early and feels frisky.
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 14:57
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I could tell you an amusing story regarding those, but I'll get told off so I won't!
ssuellid
02/08/02 @ 15:05
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The film with the fluorescent condoms is called Skin Deep. Apart from that scene its pretty crap.
[Alt][F4]
02/08/02 @ 15:10
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Hmm, you know I was considering to flame like mad here those people who read comic books and day dream about being Cpt. America. Dragons, elves and Gandalfs might be geeky, but this game is in the race all by itself as the nerdiest concept yet. I guess I was one of those who skipped that childhood phase of comics altogether, picked up a book and never looked back.
But hell.
Live and let live I guess. Could be worse.
People could be playing a mob cab driver game that lets you beat the shit out of defenceless old women on the sidewalks. Now that would be scary..
So if you're into cartoony one dimensional superheroes characters, this one is well worth your time (if you can get past the cheesey lines that is, I had a problem with that myself). I hear its a fantastic multi experience as well, so enjoy.
disc
02/08/02 @ 15:24
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Darn you took a long time reviewing this great game.
mal
02/08/02 @ 15:37
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[[Alt][F4]] - Can you honestly tell me you've seen Blade and didn't want to be Wes afterwards?
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 15:42
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I kinda liked being Spidey after seeing the film, but that's purely from the snogging Dunst angle and nipping past all the traffic in NY. As a kid we used to re-enact some of the Batman stuff (from the TV series) and the rich kids were given Batman outfits (no corsets oddly enough).

But I never read the comics. In my day it was Dandy/Beano and war comics when we were kids. No Marvel/2000AD/JD style stuff where we were, it was exposure to the TV stuff that got our attention.

EDIT : Typos. Again.
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otto [mod]
02/08/02 @ 15:47
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No Marvel/2001/JD style stuff where we were

You mean 2000AD & Judge Dredd? Please, do not utter their holy names in the same breath as Marvel!! The stuff produced by 2000AD over the years has nothing in common with the tacky superhero crap churned out by Marvel & DC - imho :). Now I know a lot of people are going to disagree with me over this but I don't put the two on the same level at all. The only superhero worth his/her salt is Zenith.
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 15:57
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Hmmm, well I can't really comment at any great length on this.

As I say, my exposure to Superman/Batman/Spidey/Fantastic4 and that sort of thing was all via the TV, be-it cartoons or movies. Comics I really missed out on, but the 2000AD stuff I got to read was fantastic, but I always felt I'd walked into a film 2/3rds of the way through. I know of Rogue Trooper/ABC Warriors and coffee, but I know no background. Which is a shame, I'd liked to of known...
otto [mod]
02/08/02 @ 15:59
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Never too late to jump on board

http://www.2000adonline.com/index.php3?page=subscribe ;)
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 16:00
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/wipes away small tear/

LookMEEEEEEEEEEE

...and I never knew....
otto [mod]
02/08/02 @ 16:02
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Drawn by Bisley

and so we come full circle
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 16:04
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What's the difference between the weekly and the Megazine monthly?
otto [mod]
02/08/02 @ 16:07
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The Megazine monthly contains reprint material (a good place to start in fact). It also tends to run more 'experimental' stuff alongside the tried & tested favourites. I think they're both pretty much indispensible. You could start buying the weeklies now, they've just recently had one of their regular 'relaunches' aimed at attracting new readers. They usually do this two or three times a year, starting off a bunch of new stories all at once to avoid putting off people like you who think they've hopped on 2/3 of the way through something.
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 16:07
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Append...

Drawn by Bisley

Hold on one second there chaps. Tim's surname is Bisley in Spaced.......intentional ?
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 16:13
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Cheers Otto; there's a comic shop down in Maidstone I can check out, or Bluewater as I'm there tomorrow to watch MIB2 (wish me luck).

As per pure bad luck, I managed to miss a free T-Shirt in the subs page :-( by one day!

Could do with reading something a little different..weekly 2000AD might just fit that gap. Better than buying gaming mags, they're useless, don't know why I bother.

Killerbee
02/08/02 @ 16:16
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Hold on one second there chaps. Tim's surname is Bisley in Spaced.......intentional ?

Given all the movie and popular culture references in Spaced, it wouldn't surprise me. Incidentally I love that programme - I own both series on DVD and would really recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it. Here's hoping for a third series soon! :-)
otto [mod]
02/08/02 @ 16:17
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Nem, there's always a 'freebie' offer of some sort on, now they're doing a Judge Death keyring. :) Also, you could try phoning their subs people who are a nice bunch, they sent me a free t-shirt even though I already has a sub... ;)

Definitely worth buying it for a few weeks just to see how you like it. Why not eh? And would you need a comics specialist - doesn't your local Smiths stock it?
otto [mod]
02/08/02 @ 16:18
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Never heard of Spaced - what is it?
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 16:24
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Otto, I guess I could go to Smiths, but I prefer the local comic shops; I guess that goes back to my RPG days, I like to support the little guy. Also, they seem pretty helpful, I've been given advice on where to start on some series as it can be a little confusing.

Spaced is a C4 series now available on DVD for Series 1+2. If you are into SF/Fantasy/Comics/Star Wars/Consoles, basically if you're a gamer, this will hit the mark. It's superb start to finish and highly recommended.

I think I will give them a ring Otto, but I'll still snoot about that comic shop, it'd be criminal not to.
Killerbee
02/08/02 @ 16:25
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Never heard of Spaced - what is it?

The semi-official web-site is here. Ignore the pop-up - I don't know what's wrong there.

Basically if you're into films, comics, sci-fi and comedy you'll love it. It's my favourite sitcom after Red Dwarf. :-)

Edit - glad to see Nem and I are on about the same show!
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otto [mod]
02/08/02 @ 16:25
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Nemesis - you could also invest in one or two Titan graphic novels to get some back story on some of the main characters (Waterstones usually have a few in the sci-fi section, otherwise try a Forbidden Planet). An afternoon spent webtrawling would also fill gaps in your education. :)
Nemesis
02/08/02 @ 16:27
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I'll check out 2000AD if you check out Spaced!

Hometime for me! Have a good one all!

Nem
otto [mod]
02/08/02 @ 16:28
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I'll still snoot about that comic shop, it'd be criminal not to

Fair enough & good on yer. :)

Thanks for the heads up about Spaced, it's a real shame we don't get Ch4 on cable over here, it's something which the expats regularly moan about but to no avail. I'd most gladly lose MSNBC & their televangelists to make way for it. Oh well.
ssuellid
02/08/02 @ 16:29
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"If you are into SF/Fantasy/Comics/Star Wars/"
- that line puts me off.

If you like good comedy buy Spaced series 1 and 2 they are available from play, who do not post to belgium, in the special offers area for TV series.

Also worth getting is Black Books series 1. IMHO this is the best TV comedy I have ever seen.
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otto [mod]
02/08/02 @ 16:32
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Is that the one with Bill Bailey & the bookshop?

Bill Bailey - one VERY funny bloke.
DocX
02/08/02 @ 16:33
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Otto: cheers for the link, I've been too lazy for months now to find it myself, but I'm signed up now :-)
ssuellid
02/08/02 @ 16:33
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Yes, there is a Bill Bailey DVD available as well with an excellent shed game to play.
Killerbee
02/08/02 @ 16:37
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Bill Bailey - one VERY funny bloke.

And he's also in Spaced! :-)
ssuellid
02/08/02 @ 16:41
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The funniest thing Bill Bailey has done was when he was presenting the Fringe Festival. He was in a piano shop doing various impressions including a top notch Richard Clayderman(?).
Pirotic
02/08/02 @ 16:45
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I hate to be the one who brings it back to subject, but i read the review and it sounded good but i wasn't to sure, anyway, i found a demo.. so to save you guys time download it Here
DocX
02/08/02 @ 16:49
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I watched Bill Bailey doing a live routine on video the other night & it was hilarious. Especially his Dutch jazz man impression :)

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