Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball Comments by Tom Bramwell

After reading all that has been said and looking at the pics of the hacked version of this...the only really funny thing i can think of comes from the fast show....

oh i`ve cum.

only not literally but its all a bit sad really is`nt it...

Hey vermin Jimbo NEVER lies!!!!!!! I actually forgot the name of the title breifly... but now I remember its... "kingdom under fire" the movies of it look quite cool to me (go to previews at ign). No idea if its just with troops or if vehicles can be used in the combat.... all those hords of troops forming into formations looked great!!.. p.s. got a feeling this one won't get a 3/10! ;)

[Bivith] - 25-Mar-2003
I'm confused. 3/10? Reading the review, it sounds like you really liked the game! Then in the last paragraph you do a u-turn because it upsets your girlfriend or something.

I agree, I thought it was a positive review and before the last paragraph I was prediciting a 6. Then suddenly a 3!

In answer to the light gun question, a)the Madcatz one doesn't work on my TV, and b) the long promised Thrustmaster one STILL hasn't shown up....
And to clarify, the HOTD score was 3/10 based on being able to complete it in 25 minutes, but 8/10 if it was based on the gameplay in isolation, regardless of price. Value for money is a factor in our scoring, y'know.

Reto and Bivith i also agree, the review certainly did not constitute the usual criticism of a 3/10 game, except possibly in the final paragraph.

EDIT - Keyboard broken.. typo galore.

Hey Krudster thanks for the update on the blaster, i've been waiting for you're review! (you must have a plasma screen or some high definition screen which won't work!; too bad because the game is so much better with the light guns, funny I thought there was a bereta replica available in the u.k.?)I must be daft on the score thing as the 2 scores had me cross-eyed I figure 6.5 as the true score, being the average between the two scores ;) of course I like to defend the games I play that I think are great but you are right about the length of the game even though I played for much longer to beat the game first time through (hotd2 was a nice touch though).However I consider it more a pick up and play for zomby blasting moments !!
ecchhhh i'm sticking with youre score of 8/10 for my enjoyment of the game, as i didn't fit into the 25 minutes beat the game thing !!!

Hi guys sorry for buggering up (confusing) the thread here further!

Hey krudster, how about writing some news about sudeki on xbox ?

Now most guys here think the hole idea of a game with olmost nude girls is generaly wrong. What gives? are you so up thight, or is it the hole xbox thing again ??

It's not particularly wrong... it's just a bit sad. If you're fifteen then prerendered women are probably 'really great'. But most of us here are old enough to have experienced real women, and this kind of thing just seems immature. I think you'll find that most of the regulars are pushing 30....

Are the comments regarding the "hole idea" of the game and the "hole xbox thing" intentional? Or was the (w)hole thing a freudian slip?

the hole thing is making me very excited.

Apart from the "zooming" bit it seems like this is a game for girls, who would be more interested in impersonating a beautiful woman, make friends and "accessorize".

Are you sure you're the right person to review it? I mean, would you be likely to review a Mary-Kate and Ashley title?

Ha ha! That took longer than I expected! :-D

/whispers: hush, or we'll scare them away...

/david attenborough mode on

Here, in the confines of an internet gaming forum, we see two fine examples of 'Fanboyis Gobshiteus'. The puke green colouring on these specimens identify them as being of the Xboxen variety, and the rabid foam shows that they have recently been looking at pre-rendered images of bouncy young ladies and getting over-excited. Sadly, this species is not endangered, and is indeed becoming more prolific by the hour....

Anybody doing comp-sci at Portsmouth around here? Just the one, then...

RDNS is your friend.

Actually Blerk you're wrong mate, this species *is* in fact endangered. It seems they stand little or no chance of successfully breeding. It's quite tragic really.

But you forget that they don't actually need women in order to breed. :-)

Ah yes but then they would be guilty of the same crime as Onan and deserve death! Either way they're doomed.

Stupid shitty anti xbox wankers, fuck off and die you cock sucking assholes

If this game had naked men in it tom would have given it 10/10. He's just pissed cuz he's a fucking faggot who doesn't like women. Fuck off and die

Honestly, if these two posts don't violate the forum policy, then what does?

Yeah but they're pretty funny, so we'll leave them be.

You should at least have ottster do one of those hilarious replace-'em-ups™.

Why is it that when people ask for some CD key or serial number and they ask to be emailed they never actually leave an email address?

PAL Nude patch? PAL nude patch for DOAX ?

(That's one for the search engines)

Does anyone have a gameplay patch for DOA:BV? It's great for beating off, but it would be even better if it was worth playing!

and to slag a Xbox is a simple case of envy.

No it's not! It's a simple case of good taste! :p

So were there, like, um, 7134622 Steves before you, or did you just accidentally headbutt the keyboard?
Wait a second... that's your phone number, isn't it?