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Darwinia Review

PC Review by Kieron Gillen

7 March, 2005

'Darwinia' Screenshot 1

Time for a Monday neologism: Post-genre.

The theory goes like this. If we're looking at computer games, when videogame manufacture was first democratised by the appearance of home computers no one had any idea what they were doing so they were forced to invent by necessity. Ideas were thrown together just to see what operated well, or even operated at all. These times I'll describe vaguely as "pre-genre".

Eventually, however, they hardened into solidified idea-clusters which were the modern genres, each with specific characteristics. In fact, if a game failed to fulfil some of these criteria, it could often be dismissed as a bad game, when in reality it was just a bad example of a particular genre and really succeeded as something else. Games reached the "genre" state at different rates. A late appearing genre - like the first-person shooter - was still pre-genre up to the point where Doom appeared. Take the original System Shock, developed by Looking Glass. Since there had never been anything quite like it before, they created something that still stands slightly apart from the FPS. If it appeared a year later, its controls would have probably been more akin to Doom because the genre had properly defined itself.

Genres are a great aid for the gaming public as they get used to thinking about and playing games. We reached the point where there are people who don't just like the idea of "games" - they like specific genres or sub-genres. Or even singular mods of games: I'd imagine there are people out there who haven't played another game seriously since Counter-Strike appeared all those years ago [in which case, get help! -Ed].

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Except we've started to move past that. Genres saturate and eventually the palette becomes sated. As we want a fresh thrill, the genres start to blur again, in ways more sophisticated than the action/strategy games like the (brilliant) Hostile Waters and Battlezone. Influences from other genres build up to the point where the game no longer really belongs to that genre.

At this point, we've entered the realm of the post-genre. It's what the progressive, intelligent gamers are playing. Simultaneously, it's also a terribly populist movement. After all, what genre does Grand Theft Auto belong to? None. It's about a half a dozen, blended seamlessly into a fluid, expressive form. Genres have burnt out, and we hit the post-modern point where everything is up for grabs again, the entire history of gaming turned into beautiful decadent cocktails.

Which leads us, eventually, to Darwinia, the first great post-genre game of the year.

It's a terribly difficult game to explain. A game scientist could be able to distil at least a couple of dozen influences from it, from the large scale ones (like the touch of real-time strategy in the way you control and create your units) to the small ones (the way the centipede's attack patterns are a direct reference to the old-skool videogame of the same title). But noting all these separate bits would just confuse everyone... however a more streamlined approach just misses huge chunks of what make the game interesting.

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It's important to just stress that all the parts come together in an entirely understandable form in the actual game. Its sense is best experienced rather than described.

Set in a TRON-styled retro fantasia world, you're charged with clearing out a viral infection. To do this you control a squad of programs in a similar manner to the classics Cannon Fodder and Syndicate. Left click to move around, right click to fire and both at once to fire a heavy weapon. Your opponents cover the terrain, and vary from the weak mass of swarming virii to the absolutely fearsome soul-destroyers who float above the battlefield, sweeping down to annihilate everything they touch. You move around. Enemies are shot. That's the basics.

Things are enlivened by the more strategic elements. When anyone dies, they drop a "soul". These can be recovered by one of your engineer units, brought back to a structure and processed into a Darwinian: the natural, friendly inhabitants of the world. Initially defenceless, these can be manoeuvred around the landscape by converting one of them into an officer. Missions often involve moving these to a position without being destroyed, a little like Pre-GTA DMA classic Lemmings.

(Notice how often the word "classic" is appearing in this review. Darwinia only takes from the best.)

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The real-time strategy elements appear more because, to start with, you're only able to have three separate programs running at any time. Units are summoned in a draw-shapes-with-mouse method akin to Black & White's, and can be dismissed with a simple CTRL-C (Another amusing touch is that the game takes Windows short-cut conventions and places them into the game - for example, with you skipping between your units with a ALT-TAB). Dismissing doesn't matter, as you can always create more, as long as they're close to a base you've captured.

This means that the game doesn't have a classic "failure" state. Rather than tedious quick-loading, you're always free to go back and have another crack at the situation - in fact, the disposability of your charges ends up becoming a prime tactic. Suicide-approaches are entirely acceptable. Dismissing a unit the second their task is performed to free a program slot so you can re-create them on the other side of the map is a useful time-saving approach. While it's possible through error to make a level uncompletable, it's up to you to realise this and press the reset button.

Despite this, it's also a uniquely challenging game. In fact, for a game where you can't actually "fail" it's blisteringly tricky at times.

This is the core of why Darwinia is so brilliant.

Most modern games are made to be beaten, to offer a series of amusing and distracting phenomena to reaffirm your self worth and then disappear into the night. They're submissive little things, doing anything to make you, its master, happy.

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Not Darwinia.

Darwinia looks you in the eye and dares you to take it, which to continue the slightly tacky metaphor, makes it a much better lay. It doesn't make it easy for you. It doesn't provide answers - only the tools. You learn the limitations of what you have available - and that of your opponents - and exploit them. Things that appear impossibly difficult can become mere trivialities when you have a moment of revelation and understand the game's hidden mysteries. When I'm not playing it, I've found myself having an idea about how to go about something, then having to run back to the PC, load it up and try it out.

The assorted viruses are a brilliantly constructed foil, with the different species interacting in carefully crafted ways. Centipedes can be shot into separate smaller parts, then regenerate into larger ones. Spiders collect souls, laying eggs which hatch into new swarms of Virii. Generators launch pods to islands that have become depopulated of virus, which pulse for a while before hatching into a new infection to help replenish the ranks. While it's clear that you're not fighting a human intelligence, you're fighting an animal intelligence that acts as part of almost an integrated ecosystem. The challenge is to work out how best to disintegrate it.

And you can't rest on your digital laurels. Since each level changes the stakes so much, you're always forced to learn something new. Ideas never over-stay their welcome - the Ants are one of the single best examples of interesting AI I've ever seen in a game, but fighting them is only a necessary part of one level. It's a game which starts as something you find interesting but presume will eventually run out of steam, but instead it constantly escalates. There's a point after the half-way stage when you realise that the developer isn't going to run out of twists to throw at you, at which point you submit and admit it's genius.

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It's not perfect. With only 10 levels, you may consider it a little short. There are some problems with the controls involving teleporting the Darwinians along the radar-discs. Some levels - the one with souls falling from the sky - created slow-down enough to force me to switch to the charmingly named "I need an upgrade" option. There's a level where, on first try, you'll probably make it impossible to complete without realising until its too late, which is frustrating. A few other, minor bits.

Not Perfect. What is? God. And if you'd rather have some old guy in robes with a beard than a post-genre neo-classic, you're not my friend anymore. [Why does his robe have a beard? -Ed]

There are a few other problems which I don't really consider problems. Speaking generally, it strikes me already that its reviews are going to be brutally mixed, though the writing will tell as much - if not more - about the limitations of the reviewer as the limitations of Darwinia.

Two complaints which I expect will turn up fairly regularly are those about its path-finding and the difficulty with the gesture system. A click at a distant location will lead to a squad marching in a virtually direct line with scenery obstructing their passage, rather than a unit finding the correct route to get there by themselves . Sending such an order can lead to you finding your charges stuck on an impassable slope or even destroyed by an errant lump of scenery. The latter is a simple extrapolation that, in a heated situation, despite the generosity of the gesture system, can lead to mis-ordering, which causes failure of your carefully constructed tactics.

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Fine, perceptive complaints. If you were reviewing an RTS.

Imagine for a second that I made the first complaint about - say - Prince of Persia; that by holding down one button the Prince wouldn't make his way past all obstacles. You'd think me mad, noting that would remove the point of the game. The manipulation of your avatar to avoid obstacles is part of its design. The same's true of Darwinia - it's not a game where you sit distantly from your squads, but one where you have to be hands-on. Yes, it's a design forced upon Introversion by necessity (that is, the time to do better path-finding would be so extreme to hurt the rest of the project - I haven't mentioned this is a bedroom-coded game yet, because it's really irrelevant. Good games are good games) but it's still design (That is, we can't do path-finding, so let's make a game where it's about being more hands on with your men like Cannon Fodder).

Similarly then - though thankfully for the cynics in the audience less tenuously - the latter complaint. Imagine someone whining about a combination of keys or a roll of the stick in a beat-'em-up being required to set off a special move? No, thicko. The fact it requires skill is the point. The fact that pressure can break you is the point. It's a true case of not the game failing - but you failing. The game also eases you into the gesture controls, never overloading you with shapes to remember.

Hmmm. The pre-emptive arguments are always a sign that a reviewer's getting too involved, but... well, I am involved. For something so abstracted, it's a strangely emotive game. A journalist friend of mine describes how, when the in-game justification for the souls-system was explained, he was biting back tears at its poetry. He laughs and tells me that it's a game that doesn't need good review scores - it needs evangelism. By the final level when you see hundreds of Darwinians swaying in time to their very own Tower of Babel, you begin to see his point.

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Forget games with real-time physics. This is one has real-time metaphysics.

It's this year's underground classic, this year's Rez, this year's Ico, this year's... well, this year's Darwinia. It's a game that justifies your sense of your brilliance and gaming's sense of brilliance.

Play Darwinia. Be Brilliant.

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kalel [mod]
07/03/05 @ 14:36
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It rules. Picked it up at the weekend, and there's just somethng about it. I'm completely addicted.
DiscoMike
07/03/05 @ 14:46
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Hmm ... interesting.

Might give this a go.

/goes demo hunting
Wobbler
07/03/05 @ 14:48
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Things like this are why I get more depressed by publishers every day. EA certainly wouldn't accept this; the fact that nobody else did (I'm not sure who is working on the distribution for Darwinia, kudos to you) is depressing.

9/10, yet it has to be coded by a few talented guys working using the restrictions placed upon them as impetus to focus the design, as opposed to the pubisher model where they throw enoigh money & licences at it instead :(

groovychainsaw
07/03/05 @ 14:49
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I loved the graphical style of the demo - but it didnt seem to have as much depth as i might have liked - I found it was mainly just like cannon fodder with my guys with guns - does it get deeper and more complex than this?
Jos
07/03/05 @ 14:49
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"real-time metaphysics"

That line alone has convinced me to get the game.

He he he.
marilena
07/03/05 @ 14:51
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"With only levels, you may consider it a little short."

I think you forgot to add a number there.

The only other statement I don't agree with is the one about the use of Windows shortcuts being a good idea. It's not. When alt-tab is taken, it means you can't multi-task.

Other than that I'm all with you, although I haven't played much of it yet.
UncleLou
07/03/05 @ 14:58
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Just checked the website - for some reason I thought this would be a little cheaper. The demo was nice, albeit it was hard to tell if it would get a little deeper, but I can't see myself paying 40 EUR for this at the moment, to be honest.
UncleLou
07/03/05 @ 15:02
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To make my point a little bit clearer: was it really necessary to release this just now, when Kotor 2, MGS 3, GT4, Brothers in Arms, Silent Hunter 3, Ace Combat 5, Act of War, etc. etc. got/get released? They had to release it in March? Which is probably the second busiest release month after the pre-Christmas period? Why, ffs?!
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Royal Fool
07/03/05 @ 15:06
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I only have the demo.

The demo rocked.

Introversion rocks.
Thamuhacha
07/03/05 @ 15:06
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What are the minimum specs?

I loved Uplink, a genuinely addictive game with loads of tension. In fact, I loved it so much I bought it (adding it to a list which reads: Ico, Pro Evo, Kotor 1, and Kotor 2) in recent years.

But my PC is a bit old for games now ... and I can't take the demo home with me
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Lazarii
07/03/05 @ 15:07
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I just read the Rez + Vibrator article recently and now see KG making reference Rez in the Darwnia review.

Holy chuffing Christ, I think it's about time I actually bought it then, eh? Erm... not with the vibrator, mind you.
Zerimski
07/03/05 @ 15:09
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It's being distributed by Pinnacle Software, so while the "Publisher" entry above is technically correct, it's also technically incorrect ;)

Played this a few weeks ago, thought it was great. I tried to sing it's praises at work, but alas no-one listened...

It's a crying shame that this wont sell beyond the hardcore.
KingOfSpain
07/03/05 @ 15:15
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great review....i feel like i need a lie down now!!
Stickman
07/03/05 @ 15:58
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" "With only levels, you may consider it a little short."

I think you forgot to add a number there. "

Um...nope...people in glass houses and all that, eh? ; )
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07/03/05 @ 15:59
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Agreed, a very very good read.
OFf to hunt down the demo.
pjmaybe
07/03/05 @ 16:13
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Well deserved. Going to pick this up as soon as I can, as I loved the demo to bits.

Wasn't sure it could be maintained over an entire game though, with each level looking pretty much like another but when I played the demo I just found myself getting really sucked into the game to the point where I'd be quite happy to just replay that again and again so why not get the full version...!

Peej
AnotherMartin
07/03/05 @ 16:42
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Bought this on saturday, completed it on sunday. Admittedly it was two fairly long sessions but the game is too short, could've easily done another half a dozen levels or so. Just the fact that by the end I still hadn't fully upgraded all the tasks etc shows that it could've and should've gone on for a bit longer.

I really hope they release episodic updates or map packs, or even that the community get's behind it and uses the level editor to make community maps. I've been thinking about a two player on-line mode and it could kind of work, epecialy if they did something like in WH:Dawn of War where you have to control certain points on the map.

I didn't really find it much of a challenge either, apart from the last level where a couple of failed attempts to take an island resulted in it becoming over populated and near on impossible to get onto. Luckily one quick crash later* and I went back into the level to find it pretty much picked up where I left off but the over populated island had reverted to something a bit more managable.

* - and that's one bad point, it does seem to crash quite a bit and a couple of times it really chugged, which would either sort it self out after a bit or crash me back to windows, looks like it could be a memory issue when being on a level too long.

This may all sound a bit negative but i really did like, while it lasted. It's one of those games that if I was a reviewer I would love to give it a 10 out of 10 and tell everybody to buy it but in reality after finishing it and looking back it's probaly a strong 7 or an 8.

The gfx are really nice, love the style. The music and sfx a pretty decent alround and suit the style well (though seem a bit low quality in places). I really did take to the story, how it's presented and the bit near the end with the Temple and all the little Darwinians is quite emotional.

Oh and the different loading screens are ace, some real gems, including a faithfuly recreated Spectrum loader! complete with squeeks and everything!

Overall I'd say if the demo got you interested then it'll probably be worth a purchase. And if it drops below twenty notes and you're still um-ing and ar-ing pick it up.
humanchu
07/03/05 @ 16:46
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very intrigued! will look into this as soon as I can hold of a pc.
or when the osx version is released.
yeah right...
07/03/05 @ 16:50
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will be buying this.

anyone else who loves games should even if they aren't going to like it.... that's assuming they want to show that there's a market for great innovative games instead of whinging about ea on forums

( like i normally do )
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07/03/05 @ 17:01
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This is one of those quirky games that I really want to like and will probably buy it sooner or later. However, playing the demo proved little to almost no challenge at all which is something I simply cannot accept from any game I shell out for, no matter how innovative and unique it may be.
AnotherMartin
07/03/05 @ 17:02
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humanchu, mac and Linux ports are in the works and shouldn't be too long. There was even talk of a Mac demo at one stage so keep an eye out. There's a credit in the manual and game credits for the Mac and Luinux ports so they definatly had someone working on them.

Check Darwinia.co.uk for details.
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07/03/05 @ 17:41
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AnotherMartin: I think I saw something on the website's forums about added content coming very soon (for free). Personally I'm waiting for the OSX version ... but unless it's a complete mess I'll buy this, partly because I really like the idea of independent coders coming back again.
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07/03/05 @ 17:55
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Cheers spindizzy, that's good to know. Guess I should take my own advice and read the web site! :-)
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07/03/05 @ 18:10
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Hmm. Actually I might have mislead you a bit AM. I saw this page:
http://www.darwinia.co.uk/extras/index.html
and assumed they were talking about extra gaming content... but maybe it's just concept adverts etc.

Anyway, it looks like there's going to be a very well supported modding community, so you'll probably see more stuff coming sooner or later.

mal
07/03/05 @ 19:29
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"It's a terribly difficult game to explain"

That's the line that convinced me. All the great games mentioned (Rez, Ico) have had that somewhere in the review. We don't know why it's so great, but we do know you'll love it just as much as us when you play.

Slight problem that I don't actually own a PC. Or a Mac. Damnit, if they do end up releasing an OSX version, that might be the kicker to get on the Mac bandwagon ('Mac: it's like a PC for console gamers').
mal
07/03/05 @ 19:32
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swelt> The flat shaded polys perhaps? Doesn't sound like there's much in common with virus/zarch except for the graphics and the virus theme. Zarch was much more a straight shooter, albeit with thrust-in-3d controls and a disinfections sub task (or perhaps the disinfections were the task with the shooting the sub-task).

In either case, this seems to be more different to Zarch than it is similar.
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07/03/05 @ 20:00
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RIGHT ON EG!

I loved the demo... (slightly buggy though)
kentmonkey
07/03/05 @ 20:31
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Thing is, I strongly believe that if this game got this type of review from the printed mags, then it would sell more. Instead it's likely to get a few columns at best, summed up in a few words & tagged with a 7 or an 8 just to be "safe".

An absolutely excellent review Kieron, told me lots about the game, had great arguments for the problems that other reviewers might have with the game & had a great opening few paragraphs. Can Kieron have more games to review please, every review I read of his is top notch. I don't really like Patricks reviews to be honest, I never feel as though they go into enough detail on the game & have too much opinion rather than factual content but each to their own I suppose, others may prefer his over Kierons.

Will pick this up soon.
deathgibbon
07/03/05 @ 20:36
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So... better than Hal-

/is murdered
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07/03/05 @ 22:13
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"Thing is, I strongly believe that if this game got this type of review from the printed mags, then it would sell more. "

PC Gamer UK 4 page review 90%
PC Zone 1 page review 84%

Might help we hope. Let us never forget the sin of people not buying Hostile Waters despite raving reviews.
mal
07/03/05 @ 23:12
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metaphysics: the part of philosophy concerned with the study of the ultimate causes and underlying nature of things

This is a game which examines the effect of your actions using fairly fundamental building blocks

metaphysics: the philosophy of mind

It's a game where you have to think a lot. In real-time.

metaphysics: the theoretical philosophy of being and knowing

It's something of a God game.

And finally, it's an obvious play on words.

That enough 'sense' for you?
pjmaybe
08/03/05 @ 08:56
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Was trying to think where I'd seen something like this before...

Then it hit me - an old game called "Eco" on the Atari ST had a similar look and feel. Not quite as RTS as this, but still definitely some similarities.

Hope a few more developers start doing "home brew" stuff like this though - you never know, it might just save the industry from becoming something that just slings out self-perpetuating and unimaginative crap!

Peej
Lacero
08/03/05 @ 08:58
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The demo was just too easy, unfortunately :/ I really wanted to like it.
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08/03/05 @ 10:48
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According to the roadmap at Darwinia.co.uk the Mac and Linux versions are both due in March (although the "confidence level" of that estimate is "medium"). Should be out soon, though I guess.
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08/03/05 @ 11:22
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This review really excited me and whet my appetite. I'll definately be picking this up. If it turns out the review was a crock..well...let's see what we can put on Gamefaqs' site THIS week....

(joke, please don't ban me)
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08/03/05 @ 14:46
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THis looks intriguing in a way most games recently have most defo not been. Seems like cross b/w Powermonger, Sentinel and a number of other old classics from the review. Going to pick it at the end of the week.
humanchu
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thanks for the good news AnotherMartin!
went to check website before i posted but failed to notice the roadmap page. which makes probably makes me look as silly as if i didn't. oh well.

still, hooray for the osx support.
3william56
09/03/05 @ 05:32
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"Genre: Post Genre"

Oooh. Veering dangerously close to a nomination for Private Eye's Pseud's Corner there. ;-)
BremXJones
09/03/05 @ 20:54
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"Oooh. Veering dangerously close to a nomination for Private Eye's Pseud's Corner there. ;-)"

Why change the habit of a lifetime? :)

KG
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09/03/05 @ 22:01
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Played the demo, it is nice. Doubt it would hold my attention for long though.
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10/03/05 @ 00:23
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I love everything about this game, from the boot loaders (especially the "Video game design with soul" one) to the challenges to the beautiful amalgamation of old and new graphic stylings to the way that when I installed it, the first thought I had was "where the hell are all the files?"
A brilliant piece of refreshing, inventive genius the like of which I haven't seen in too many years. When I finish this I think I'm going to go back to Lemmings. The oldies just had something about them...I think it was the fun-factor which has since been lost in a world of bump-mapping, pixel-shading, hollywood voice overs and baby oil *cough*NFSU2*cough*
slicemetal
30/12/05 @ 22:47
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what the hell are you talking about in this review?
tengu
30/12/05 @ 23:33
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looks like someone's been reading Somethingawful.
BremXJones
31/12/05 @ 01:37
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Sad thing is that the reader reviews were all 8s and 9s until they linked to it, and now there's some votes throwing off the curve.

KG
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02/01/06 @ 17:19
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this is one of the most pretentious and intellectually bankrupt reviews i have ever read. i can't believe that previous reviewers said "if only other magazines had reviews like (the one that i am commenting on)"... the day when long bogus dissertations on metaphysics and post-genres are accepted as actual intelligence, is a dark one. it is hilarious, furthermore, that this reviewer (kieron gillen) tries to pre-empt any differing opinions, stating that, pretty much, anyone who disagrees with his pretentious drivel's "writing will tell as much - if not more - about the limitations of the reviewer as the limitations of Darwinia" of course if one cannot mangle the human language as thoroughly as good ol' Kieron, one's review is worthless.

in short, i think that this review was worthless. read one that isn't groping for a pulitzer.
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Kostabi
02/01/06 @ 18:43
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Last of the original thinkers, eh? Try saying something that hasn't been recycled from the Something Awful piece.
melw
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was tad late with this one, purchased a copy from steam while waiting for the next half-life 2 episode and finished the game yesterday. one of the best pc gameplay experiences i've had in a long long time. my only complaint is that it was too short! now, let's see how defcon will look like...

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