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Bratz: Rock Angelz Review

PlayStation 2 Review by Ellie Gibson

14 December, 2005

The Bratz, for those who don't know, are a group of teenage cartoon characters who are into fashion, hair, make-up and bad music. In fact, they're just like real life teenage girls, except they aren't also into Peach Thunderbird and happyslapping, and they have heads so freakishly enormous it's impossible to believe that all their mothers didn't die in childbirth.

But young girls care not about such details, and so the Bratz have become hugely popular, with what started out as a range of dollies spawning TV shows, films and, inevitably, a videogame.

Bratz: Rock Angelz follows the adventures of Yasmin, Sasha, Jade and Cloe (sic) as they embark on a project to set up their very own fashion magazine. You get to play as all four characters as they wander around town fulfilling various objectives, such as taking photos, investigating the newest make-up trends and trying on the latest fashions.

As you explore you'll come across special Bratz tokens which can be used to unlock stuff at the local cinema - such as new music tracks, cut-scenes and, of course, the trailer for the new Bratz DVD.

Ads infinitum

In fact, the whole thing feels like a bit of an advert - the clothes you can dress the Bratz in, for example, are based on clothes for the toys you can buy in real life, and there's evidence of sponsorship deals in the form of Foot Locker and Claire's Accessories stores you can visit.

Not that kids will care, of course - they'll be too busy having fun trying on earrings and applying eyeshadow. There's a decent selection of items to choose from, and plenty of coins littered about the place with which to buy them. There's even a bit of scope for creativity, since you can design your own T-shirts and posters, and - the one part of the game which might appeal to small boys - draw rude pictures all over the Bratz' faces in your favourite shade of lipstick, should you so desire.

The Bratz pack

Each Bratz character carries a mobile phone, which you can use to receive and send texts, take and view photos, and check your next mission objectives. All the missions involve heading to a different location and performing an extremely simple task, and there's no running, jumping or blatting of enemies involved.

Which means the game is straightforward enough that you could leave your child alone with it for an hour or two, confident in the knowledge that they won't be tasked with murdering any prostitutes and are unlikely to need much help. The only sticking point for younger players might be finding their way around - a lot of the shop fronts look the same, and although there's a map it doesn't display which way you're facing, which makes it not much use at all.

Not all girls will enjoy Bratz: Rock Angelz - especially those who prefer Babylon 5 to Barbie anyway (there are some, we know this for a fact). Older children are likely to get very bored, very quickly and although the graphics are decent enough and there are one or two cute ideas (such as the mobile phone), there's really nothing here to elevate this game above the status of does-the-job cash-in. But at least it does do the job, as far as Bratz fans are concerned anyway - they won't be disappointed.

6/10

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Children's titles are rated out of five to differentiate them from the standard Eurogamer scoring system.

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foreverafternothing
14/12/05 @ 08:12
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ah damn, i was planning on picking this up.
Xerx3s
14/12/05 @ 08:21
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seriously.
gamerbunny
14/12/05 @ 08:22
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Siren the crap game clean-up team alarm.
RIINNGGGGG!!!!!!!

(Picks up game with special gloves)
"AHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!"

Fires nuke.
neuroniky
14/12/05 @ 08:34
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3 out of 5... mistake or intentional reference to the target age of the game?
Machiavel
14/12/05 @ 08:39
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The second caption is really funny :)

My daughter will grow up to be a Nintendo gamer or none at all

/thunder rumbles ominously
Markusdragon
14/12/05 @ 08:39
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tis intentional. they're reviewing kids games at x/5 this week.
Markusdragon
14/12/05 @ 08:40
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Cloe ?
How the hell is that pronounced? Cloy? Clow?
Monkey
14/12/05 @ 08:45
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I think its pronounced "Clo - ay" as in Chloe.

I think this actually maybe a good pressie for someone I know... (obviously under the age of 8)

:)
Blerk
14/12/05 @ 08:46
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So this is sort of like 'Bling Barbie', right? Kids today, eh? Tch. :-)
Bill Door
14/12/05 @ 08:49
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"...let him film it on his mobile..." and these reviews are supposed to be aimed at kids/parents? O_o
DDevil
14/12/05 @ 09:06
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Are you going to rate these kids games anything other than 3/5? :-p

It's the new 8/10 isn't it?
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Bezzy
14/12/05 @ 09:20
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Yep. You're also making an implicit statement about what constitutes a "kid's game". In many cases, that line is going to be hard to draw.
Blerk
14/12/05 @ 09:28
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Games based on kids films, telly shows or dolls == kids games.

Not so hard, surely?
Eldritch
14/12/05 @ 09:30
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Do these things sell at all?

And I like the new rating system.

"And he was like, totally, like, and then she was like, y'know, duuuh, and I was like, y' know, like, he was like..."
PearOfAnguish
14/12/05 @ 09:54
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The whole Bratz thing is nasty. What happened to dollies and Barbie? As if there aren't enough superficial, whiny imbeciles swapping 's' for 'z' we're now teaching them to do it from a young age. In my day etc etc
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sickpuppysoftware
14/12/05 @ 10:01
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"Yep. You're also making an implicit statement about what constitutes a "kid's game". In many cases, that line is going to be hard to draw."

Nah the lines real easy to draw. Start bottom left and draw straight up. Then draw down and right diagonally. Finally draw up again.

If you see that shape followed by "intendo" then it's for kids.


It's a joke, look smilie and everything :o)
Eldritch
14/12/05 @ 10:04
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"Kids' games" are not necessarily pants though.
ralphwolfenstein
14/12/05 @ 10:07
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Do these things sell at all?

No. 21 according to chart track

rock on
Bezzy
14/12/05 @ 10:15
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"Games based on kids films, telly shows or dolls == kids games.

Not so hard, surely? "

That's YOUR definition. Other people will have others. There are lots of spongebob square pants fans who are not kids (and I'm happy to say that I don't know any), so would a game of it be a kid's game?

This is what I'm talking about. You're going to get these gross, messy, pointless debates about what does and doesn't constitute a kiddy game.

Bring back marks out of 10, because they make more sense than marks out of 5, obviously!
Monkey
14/12/05 @ 10:20
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I think a game based on a range of kids toys surely constitutes it to be a kids game.

Had to make sure I used "kids toys" before someone stated they had a toy "Predator"...

:)
max
14/12/05 @ 10:23
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I think with these scores it is simple enough to add 5 to the denominator to see if you should buy it for yourself. Absolute genius, Eurogamer!

And let Ellie do some proper reviewing, its just mean confining her to kiddies crap day in, day out.

Max
Bezzy
14/12/05 @ 10:27
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Stop arguing about what is and isn't a kid's game! This is exactly what I'm talking about!

Stop wasting time, and make all euro gamer scores out of 100% because it is more accurate that way!
Lagto_Soa
14/12/05 @ 10:30
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Now hang on, what's wrong with SpongeBob?
Teeth
14/12/05 @ 10:42
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Perfect time to have a new war now the Launch Rage has died down.

Why can't everyone get along?
kangarootoo
14/12/05 @ 10:44
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"Stop wasting time, and make all euro gamer scores out of 100% because it is more accurate that way!"

Haven't we had this discussion a million times already? A review score is just a subjective guide. How does introducing cental divisions add any more "accuracy" to something that is subjective? We get enough arguments on these pages already when people compare scores too literally.

As far as the scope of this game, the Bratz range (not just the toys) is huge, like 3 times bigger than Barbie. Whether that is a good thing depends on your view of the Bratz image of course. Personally I decline to comment
bunglebonce
14/12/05 @ 10:49
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Great wee review, keep them up!
Bezzy
14/12/05 @ 10:51
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"Haven't we had this discussion a million times already? A review score is just a subjective guide. How does introducing cental divisions add any more "accuracy" to something that is subjective? "

No, UR wrong.

How about A, B, C, D, E, F grades? And an "S" grade for a game which is 10/10! It is epistemically correct, just like all scores, but using letters is more correct than numbers, which are innaccurate, like you said!

UR right!
kangarootoo
14/12/05 @ 10:59
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\o/
Bezzy
14/12/05 @ 11:01
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I rate this game five kangas out of three rootoos.
kangarootoo
14/12/05 @ 11:36
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Sounds like a winner to be sure and would therefore be a welcome addition to any Xmas stocking.
Genji
14/12/05 @ 12:29
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So why are you marking games out of 5 now? Was there a complaint about the /10 system?
Teeth
14/12/05 @ 12:38
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Do keep up at the back... it's a short experiment where all kids' games are rated out of five due (implicitly) to parents being dullards.
Blerk
14/12/05 @ 12:52
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/waves "All Games Marked Out Of Five" banner
Genji
14/12/05 @ 12:54
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Sorry, wasn't aware of that. My brain reads most EG comment threads nowdays purely as variations on "blah".
Flightrisker
14/12/05 @ 13:16
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teeth says: Do keep up at the back... it's a short experiment where all kids' games are rated three out of five due (implicitly) to parents being dullards.



Fixed!
smelly
14/12/05 @ 13:19
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/waves "All Games Marked Out Of Five" banner

me too!
Frankypanky
14/12/05 @ 13:20
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I can't believe k.o.t.i. hasn't commented on this yet.
Blerk
14/12/05 @ 13:26
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koti doesn't come in the comments section. So you can say what you like about him. :-)
Perry
14/12/05 @ 13:26
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Selling more than Perfect Dark Zero and Mario Cart.

Quite interesting really
Sunrise
14/12/05 @ 14:01
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Ow my gow
Daryoon
14/12/05 @ 14:46
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Another Babylon 5 mention? Tis getting someone regular now :o
funkyd
14/12/05 @ 16:09
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Is it just me or do all children's games get 3/5?

is it because if it's alright it should get 3
but if it's ok it gets a 2
but that sounds too bad
and if it's bad it gets a one
0=shit
and 5 sounds like the almighty game of compellingness
kentmonkey
14/12/05 @ 19:05
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"Is it just me or do all children's games get 3/5?

is it because if it's alright it should get 3
but if it's ok it gets a 2
but that sounds too bad
and if it's bad it gets a one
0=shit
and 5 sounds like the almighty game of compellingness "

What about 4? :o)
Teeth
14/12/05 @ 19:17
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Don't mention fou--*

/vanishes in a puff of smoke

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