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BMX XXX Comments by Tom Bramwell

29 November, 2002

Review - could do with a game in amongst the porn

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ssuellid
29/11/02 @ 13:31
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"The following shots, both in-game and from cinematics, are only suitable for those of you over the age of 18. Or those of you whose parents are too ignorant to monitor net habits and browser histories"

lol.

edit: cut and pasted from the uncut screenshots page for those who don't want to go there.
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Tiitiz
29/11/02 @ 13:38
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erm... best game in the world ever :)

SpLiNtEr CeLl review today :)?
otto [mod]
29/11/02 @ 13:52
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"the stripping element, something that at least one of you arrived here for exclusively"

Oddly no comments from him yet, does he realise that you can type one-handed?
ssuellid
29/11/02 @ 13:54
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Maybe he has tissue in his other hand?
binky
29/11/02 @ 14:07
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lmao.

no suprises with this review then.
Errol
29/11/02 @ 14:22
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I'm here. I was just busy, thats all ...
Alastair
29/11/02 @ 14:37
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'I'm here. I was just busy, thats all ...'

Doing what!!!!
Errol
29/11/02 @ 14:39
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'battling' Miss. Aguilera with my 'engine'.

*see 'Whats New', news item thread.
Nemesis
29/11/02 @ 15:06
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Alternatively go to a frosted-window shop and put the money to better use.
ssuellid
29/11/02 @ 15:12
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So what do you do with your frosted window after you bought it?
Blerk
29/11/02 @ 15:18
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Build a church?
Errol
29/11/02 @ 15:20
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Church .... hmmmmm ......
pjmaybe
29/11/02 @ 16:19
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Yeah but is there titty in it..oh there is. Um, OK...er, fine.

Peej
boabg
29/11/02 @ 16:31
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"trashy smut" GTA anyone?
pjmaybe
29/11/02 @ 16:33
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Yep but that's trashy smut done with STYLE and tongue planted firmly IN cheek instead of BETWEEN cheeks.

Peej
terminalterror
29/11/02 @ 19:19
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Errol wrote:
Church .... hmmmmm ......

She does have a boyfriend, and is way too young for you (If you are indeed referring to the young welsh singer)
lee3p0
29/11/02 @ 19:20
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Has any one seen that you can play Xbox Deathrow,Halo,
Ghost Recon ,MechAssault, MotoGP ,NASCAR Heat 2002, NFL Fever 2003 ,TimeSplitters 2 ,Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2x ,Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, Unreal Championship Free on gamespy????Has any one tried it?
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William
29/11/02 @ 20:17
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lee3po: I played some Halo via xbconnect (similar service as Gamespy's Xbox tunneling). It was ok, but I suspect Xbox Live will be better for me because:
- I can make connections from the Xbox itself (rather than from the PC upstairs - you need to set up the IP tunnel there);
- I can contact my opponent by voice (rather than moving upstairs to chat on my PC)
If your Xbox is located close to your PC, tunneling and setting up matches via Gamespy or Xbconnect probably is fun (and free). Otherwise, Xbox Live is more attractive.
st3ph3n
29/11/02 @ 20:26
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I bet Dave Mirra is pleased as punch he took his name of this pile-o-shite.
Azule
29/11/02 @ 22:00
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I’d say this isn’t porn, but it isn’t particularly classy either.
lol

I hope the people who made this trashy smut never work again.
I would have thought Europe wasn't as Puritanical as the US...what's up?
Though the game isn't very spectacular so far...doesn't mean Z-Axis shouldn't make another Dave Mirra or Aggressive Inline...:P

edit: btw, I hear they are making the next Mat Hoffman.
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st3ph3n
30/11/02 @ 13:55
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Azule, Activision bought Z-Axis. Activision own the Mat Hoffman licence. You could be correct.

I still think that Z-Axis have one more task left for Acclaim and that's to finish Dave Mirra 3.
otto [mod]
30/11/02 @ 16:20
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I would have thought Europe wasn't as Puritanical as the US...what's up?

Puritanism's got nothing to do with it. This gives porn a bad name.
st3ph3n
30/11/02 @ 16:52
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Dave Mirra 3 for anything not GBA appears to be non-existant.

Anyway, everyone knows that real porn conists of a german plumber and a blonde lady with large breasts, and her brunette neigbour with large breasts.
Azule
30/11/02 @ 21:02
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Anyway, everyone knows that real porn conists of a german plumber and a blonde lady with large breasts, and her brunette neigbour with large breasts.
Not Puritanism, but the other end of the spectrum then. Not "no porn games", but "make it a really good porn game or don't even bother". ;p
IgeL
30/11/02 @ 23:13
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Oh god. If you're gonna do a "XXX game", then DO IT GOOD! I mean look at those breasts! AWFUL!

At least DOA XBV has something going for it. And they say the gameplay is good, too.. hmm. Well, we can only hope, I guess.
Dirtbox
02/12/02 @ 09:54
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but by gum, the launch party was good.

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