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50 Cent: Bulletproof Comments by Jim Rossignol

11 December, 2005

50% proof, you say?

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urban
11/12/05 @ 10:23
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so 5 out of ten then?
matrim83
11/12/05 @ 10:26
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This is gonna be a train wreck.

Watch out boys here come the tards.

Edit : @ Urban 4/10 says the review.

Ehh what else did you expect.
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Mike69_2004
11/12/05 @ 10:31
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50/10

Best. Game. Ever
azmol01
11/12/05 @ 10:36
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I hate 50 cent, I really hate him, but depite this being utter crap, the chavs and all the rapper wannabees out there just love this piece of crap.

'50 cent bulletproof is wicked bruv!'
'It's bad blood'
'That game is heavy cuz'

The amount of crap I've had to listen to because of this game sickens me.
Carlo
11/12/05 @ 10:37
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Hmmm...

Another win for the 'blue-sky' campaign. It'll sell well regardless though.
matrim83
11/12/05 @ 10:41
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@gamesthing : Why not? This one is going down the X360 PS3 Revo way. And I like that comment sort of a catch phrase for these threads.

It's been a slow end to the year though. Can't think of any must play titles over the past month and a half. Last year we had GTA, Halo, HL 2 etc.

Silly question but is this one a PS2 exclusive? The aiming might work on the box.

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sopje
11/12/05 @ 10:47
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No, not 5 out of ten. 50 cents out of 10 big ones.
So it's a half out of then!
Which was to be expected.
Aretak
11/12/05 @ 10:54
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That score'll play havoc with GameRankings.
blizeH
11/12/05 @ 11:00
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As good as Kameo then?
funkyd
11/12/05 @ 11:16
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I'm not even going to pain myself by reading the review...oh
50 cent out of 10? Must have for Christmas then ;)
Xerx3s
11/12/05 @ 11:23
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Utter shite. This game cant score this high, its based on a total twat who plays with barbies after all.

Me granny is thougher than him.

What is it with this culture that ppl deem such twats that cant even dress propperly 'cool'. Dont these ppl get that this is just a wannabe? That he is the very definition of idiot?

/should be on 'grumpy old gamers'....
Killerbee
11/12/05 @ 11:45
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The article says: "Here's why Bulletproof gets 4/10"

So is it 4 or 1/2?

(actually, not that it really matters. I wouldn't touch this with someone else's.)
WooHoo!!!
11/12/05 @ 11:56
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Should ban crap like that.
tachikoma
11/12/05 @ 12:08
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50 cent? So much?!
Vin
11/12/05 @ 12:12
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The actual score STILL isn't fucking clear yet.

!?!
AaronTurner
11/12/05 @ 12:12
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Racists!
Kingsadist
11/12/05 @ 12:14
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Dead babies!
ekko
11/12/05 @ 12:34
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Heh. Everyone getting worked up about the score. It's quite clear the game is below average and should be avoided.

Sadly, that won't be an easy task I suspect.
siro
11/12/05 @ 12:46
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These comments just prove how many people don't even skim a bit through the actual review, but jump just right to the score. Else you'd seen the 4/10 in the text.
floW
11/12/05 @ 13:11
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IT'S RUBBISH! GET OVER IT!
Darth_Flibble
11/12/05 @ 13:29
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I bet by monday the thread will be full of tards screaming racism and how this is the best game EAVH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found this funny, it proves how 50 cent is such a "ladies man"
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/08/50_cent_ca
nt_get_the_girls_1.html
Xerx3s
11/12/05 @ 13:35
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"AaronTurner
11-Dec-05 12:12:18 Racists!
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Errr? What does this all have to do with racism? 0_o
asphaltcowboy
11/12/05 @ 13:49
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50 percent, surely? ;]

(Yes, I know it got 4/10 :P)
morriss
11/12/05 @ 13:50
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Days like this I'm happy I'm not 14 anymore.

/punches air in delight
Foregone Reality
11/12/05 @ 13:56
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50 cent out of £10 sterling.

Which basically means 0.336800 out of ten when converted from Euros.
Tyronne
11/12/05 @ 14:21
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Had it been a game where you could go about mutilating this prick with a collection of power tools,metal weaponry or blunt scissors then maybe I might of picked it up in 2 years when it was cheap , my I love xmas such feelings of good will.
tengu
11/12/05 @ 14:27
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OH NOES! There's no little number I can fixate on at the end of the review! Am I supposed to read the actual words now or something? Oh God no, anything but that!
the_dudefather
11/12/05 @ 14:33
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click review link -> press end key -> "huh" -> press home -> actualy read review

o.O

AaronTurner
11/12/05 @ 14:45
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Oh nevermind.
Retroid [mod]
11/12/05 @ 16:25
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"'It's bad blood'"

Right, we'll need some leeches...
TedBaker
11/12/05 @ 16:53
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"...with a face only a fist can love," Mark Lamarr. But he was referring to N-Sync or something on Buzzcocks last night. Still applicable here tho..
GitSomE UK
11/12/05 @ 17:16
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If there was an olympic gold for being a knob, half dollar would get it.

We all know that 50 cent got his name due to that being the fee he charges for man favours in car parks, public toilets and other dimly lit venues, anyway, I digress.

Yet another film/song/theatre/book cash in that isn't all it's cracked up to be, what a shock to the system that is, I would never have thought it.

What I can't understand is are there really arse cakes out there that will buy this cos of half dollar being on it?

Do you really want to fund this idiot rapping about how he's in "da hood" or "windows shopping" based on the money idiots give him for kack like this?

What I want to know is does half dollar call his crew loose change? What if there were 10 of them will they call themselves 5 dollar?



ElephantMonkey
11/12/05 @ 17:22
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1 per cent = 1/100
1 cent = 100
50 cent = 5000

So is this score 5000/10 ? Must be a really great game.
polar
11/12/05 @ 18:02
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No. 1 cent = 1/100.

Maybe it was a mistake. Perhaps the reviewer was going to give it a 4 and then changed it to 50 cent (ie a 5/10) to be clever and forgot to change the text of the review?
Razz
11/12/05 @ 19:04
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I wonder how may of you have actually played the game...
I haven't. And I'm not about to pass judgement until I do.
GitSomE UK
11/12/05 @ 19:17
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Nope, I've not played the game and I'm proud to say I never will.

Why pump money into half dollars already vast coffers so he can slag YOU yes YOU off later on in a crap sorry rap.

Run lemmings run to the half dollar money machine, fling yourselves into the sweaty embrace of half dollars media machine.

I'm sure when he's (Switching to gangsta now) Chillin wit da bitches and da playas, sippin crystal in my 2mil crib he'll be thinkin 'bout all the leetle homees out dere playin wit da five O game. Five O sayz to you homez you are da bomb. But don't think bout comin round cos I'll pop a cap in yo ass nigga.

So there you have it worship the half dollar if you want... suckers!
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Xerx3s
11/12/05 @ 19:31
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Razz, im not passing judgement on the game. Im passing judgement on the egocentric weenie who is central thingy to this game and thereby condemming this game....ow...wait....I AM judging this game. Ahhh well, shit happens.

/doesnt feel bad about it.
grimboy
11/12/05 @ 19:34
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Blimey!

It's pretty obvious not many people like Mr 50 here.....which is why the game is getting a pasting,i reckon, good review though, it seemed unbiased and just dealt with the gameplay..which is good.

We all have played Max Payne,yes?....Seems to me there's not much difference between the two except the main character...but everyone loved ol Max,strange eh?

Personally neither games are my cup o' tea(gettin on a bit,too violent etc) but i find it amusing how one game is considered fantastic and the other utter shite,when both are based on the same thing.....killing.

/scratches head.....
GitSomE UK
11/12/05 @ 19:48
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@ grimboy

Max Payne didn't feature an arsehole character who is obviously somebody else's butt puppet.

BTW did I mention the Five O does man to man favours for a small sum of money, 50 cents I believe. That's the word out in da hood.


rauper [staff]
11/12/05 @ 19:56
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Score edited so it is clearer... Bit of a Sunday experiment there!
smelly
11/12/05 @ 20:23
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Score edited so it is clearer... Bit of a Sunday experiment there!


*sigh* If readers couldnt tell roughly what the score was after reading the review, then i'm a tad concerned for the type of people playing games nowadays..
CosmonautX
11/12/05 @ 20:36
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We all have played Max Payne,yes?....Seems to me there's not much difference between the two except the main character...but everyone loved ol Max,strange eh?

Possibly because there's quite a difference between a violent game based around a fictional character and a violent game based around a real-life figure with a (alleged?) history of violence?
grimboy
11/12/05 @ 20:54
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Good Point..

Still think the game is being judged on whether or not you like 50cent ....but there u go...
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kangarootoo
11/12/05 @ 21:32
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Sounds to me from the review that this game genre has similarties to Max Payne, but the overal quality of game is worse. I would suggest that is why people are OK with Max Payne and not with this.

I personally couldn't give a hoot about 50 cent's life or lessons. If this game was entertaining I might well play it. But it sounds like it isn't. Simple as that.
darkmistx
11/12/05 @ 21:57
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So, game of the year then?
foamy
11/12/05 @ 22:11
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I want the 50cent/10 :(

I heard 50cent (the actual dood, who says he's a singer, or whatever those doods with a wrong-directioned cap are) is gay, is this correct?
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Stickman
11/12/05 @ 23:11
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"Days like this I'm happy I'm not 14 anymore.

/punches chav in delight"

Fixed that for ya morriss! :)

edit: I heard a rumour that Fiddy goes down on blokes in service station restrooms. Anyone know if that's right?
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tengu
11/12/05 @ 23:16
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"Score edited so it is clearer... Bit of a Sunday experiment there!"

Shouldn't have changed it imo. It was a fictional score for a fictional character in a fictional storyline played by a fictional rapper :/

Seemed rather apt.

Take that Vanilla Ice.
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Talha
12/12/05 @ 03:53
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One sentence I wanted to read but EG were too chicken to print:

"Here's why Bulletproof gets 4/10: It features 50 Cent"

@Stickman: All I can say is, these folks set consistently low standards, and then fail to meet them.

;-)
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richardtock
12/12/05 @ 06:30
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i think the 50 cent out of ten worked well.

If you like "fiddy", you will most probably like this. Also, it's VERY 50 Cent. You know,everything he stands for. Cartoon violence, gorlyfing (i wish i couold spell) drug dealing and the street life style as something aspirational.

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